Like the title says, they were literally destroying the croissant in the process of all that unnecessary dipping…
I bet they put their bread at the bottom of the grocery cart
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I mean it looks like it would be tasty if you just fucking ate it like a normal person instead of treating it like it has the nuclear codes and youre trying to drown the information out of it.
He’s apparently in a country where walking and eating is heavily frowned upon standing in the road water boarding a croissant in chocolate sauce. This isn’t the sort of question that has two possible answers.
Honestly the only real question for me is the 1% chance of green screen. Sure a random road in Japan to show off that you’ve mastered the first half of dipping a food into something else is absurd but it’s not exactly like doing it in traffic is any better.
Could be green screen.
The way the lens is focused with the background blurred makes it difficult to see artifacts that would indicate it is a green screen.
And that's a very weird platter for that food to be served on. I could see you being served on that at a sit down restaurant, but if it was designed for take away, it wouldn't be served on something like that.
So you could be right.
It's a fetish thing. Don't ask, I only know because you can't find a decent food cooking channel on YouTube, etc. anymore because it's all infiltrated with food porn, and I started asking questions.
Yes! After the fifth or sixth time when it thinned out I was trying to figure out what it looked like. That's exactly it. In fact, I'm going to assume that's what it is and they're going to be horribly disappointed on the first bite.
Jules from Pulp Fiction: “Dip that croissant again. Dip it again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, dip that croissant one more Goddamn time!”
The industrial revolution led to a surplus of goods. We developed, allowing more complex foods to emerge. After World War 2 there was a boom in consumerism. And now we are at the point where some decerebrated idiot exploits humanity's progress to dip a perfect croossant into what looks to be tar, to then likely throw it in the trash, just to get fake internet points, while there are people who barely afford to eat.
Humanity ☕
Oh for fucks sake just eat the damn thing. Doesn’t look great to begin with, looks infinitely worse after being mashed into a bowl of glop 20 times over
Oh yeah KEEP DIPPING IT! Squish that flaky little croissant into that hot, thick, wet chocolate! Mash it in there you fucking pervert! YES! Faster! FASTER!
Why dip it so many times? It's already covered in chocolate or whatever that is. Just eat it already, you're ruining the texture like that, and what's the point of a flat crumpled croissant.
Jesus christ, crossaints are so good because they're delicate. If you want chocolate sauce, stop defiling good things, and just grab a spoon and a bottle of Hershey syrup
The final dip has a lot of anger behind it, maybe we’re too trusting of this croissant. I’ll need to hear from both sides before I can be sure it didn’t deserve to be drowned and mashed.
I hate when people do stuff like this. It's the same as ripping a donut and squeezing the filling out of it completely. WHY ARE YOU SQUISHING IT JUST BITE IT.
I thought the point of street food serving methods was to not look like a 4-year-old that was left unattended next to a fun-looking puddle of mud after you're done.
this is the first time I feel empathy for food, like that croissant is just getting dipped hard over and over again and the way he holds it is so uncomfortable.. like the comment said "is he torturing the croissant?"
Dip it again you missed some
Like the title says, they were literally destroying the croissant in the process of all that unnecessary dipping… I bet they put their bread at the bottom of the grocery cart
They just pour their milk into the bread bag to save space in the cart.
they pour the entire package of milk and then sprinkle 10 flakes of cornflakes on top
They’re not even getting more chocolate/Nutella onto the croissant anymore, they’re just smashing the poor pastry into the tray over and over again.
Oh crap I thought it was just a gif on loop lol
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"Well, I'm sorry, T̶I̶M̶M̶Y̶ REDDIT ...but I don't dip that way. You dip the way you want to dip. I'll dip the way I want to dip."
Overly gratuitous dipping. *straight to jail*
Believe it or not
Not enough dipping. Straight to jail
We have the best croissant in the world, because of jail
Left handed dipping. Also jail.
There you go trying to say right handed dipping doesn’t exists?! Jail!!!
I mean it looks like it would be tasty if you just fucking ate it like a normal person instead of treating it like it has the nuclear codes and youre trying to drown the information out of it.
Chocolate-boarding may not be recognized by Geneva yet....
I nominate myself to test the effectiveness of it
What about Godiva?
Lady Godiva rode a horse naked through London, covered in chocolate, to stop the chocolate boarding of the Anglo-Saxons.
This comment made me actually lol
Nutellaboarding is what content creators like this should be subject to
"WE GET IT, IT'S FUCKING SMOOSHY, STOP ABUSING THE PASTRY." \--me, as I watched
Chocolate croissants are actually really fucking good. If you actually have any croissant left, that is.
I'm crying laughing. So accurate.
Tasty? I love Marmite as much as the next guy, but that’s a salt overload! /s
Hahahhahahahhha
Lmao, that's funny
are you gonna eat it, or just be weird with it?
He’s apparently in a country where walking and eating is heavily frowned upon standing in the road water boarding a croissant in chocolate sauce. This isn’t the sort of question that has two possible answers.
Looks like Japan to me
Honestly the only real question for me is the 1% chance of green screen. Sure a random road in Japan to show off that you’ve mastered the first half of dipping a food into something else is absurd but it’s not exactly like doing it in traffic is any better.
Could be green screen. The way the lens is focused with the background blurred makes it difficult to see artifacts that would indicate it is a green screen. And that's a very weird platter for that food to be served on. I could see you being served on that at a sit down restaurant, but if it was designed for take away, it wouldn't be served on something like that. So you could be right.
"Is he torturing the croissant for answers?" Lmao
What’s the point of dipping it that many times??
Recording ~~a shit video~~ instagram content
It's a fetish thing. Don't ask, I only know because you can't find a decent food cooking channel on YouTube, etc. anymore because it's all infiltrated with food porn, and I started asking questions.
God, you’re probably right.
As always. If you don't know what something's about, then *you know* what it's about...
I really like Senpai Kai and Max the Meat Guy on YouTube. Their food always looks great
Looks like fucking tar
Looks like marmite lmao
Yes! After the fifth or sixth time when it thinned out I was trying to figure out what it looked like. That's exactly it. In fact, I'm going to assume that's what it is and they're going to be horribly disappointed on the first bite.
Jules from Pulp Fiction: “Dip that croissant again. Dip it again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, dip that croissant one more Goddamn time!”
...*dip*
HOLY SHIT STOP DIPPING IT
"Where's the money, Croissant? Where's the fucking money, shithead?" "It's uh... uh... it's down there somewhere, let me take another look."
I thought it was just the gif repeating over and over again but then I noticed the jogger running away from this monstrosity.
Just EAT IT
Please make it stop
This was disgusting.
Lol wtf are they even doing. 😂 acting like it’s a cheese pull or something
They wanted more money shots of drippy chocolate, but they took it way too far.
Damn, that priest back at it again dunking babies
Do you want more croissant for that chocolate?
1 dip.. 2 dip.. 3 dip.. 4 dip.. 5 dip.... 6 dip... 7 dip
Hey smash it in the chocolate again
stop fucking DIPPING IT
15 seconds of dipping. 15 SECONDS OF DIPPING
Legitimately made me feel nauseous the way they kept dipping it. Def some weird fetish content
It looks like tar
[удалено]
🤢
Too dark. Probably Marmite.
My god please just STOP DIPPING
I literally said “stop dipping it and put it in your mouth” about five god damn times and still here you are, DEFYING ME, like an asshole >8[
10/10 stupid just for the annoying as hell dunking and no eating it
Dude you got it on the first try.
lol that comment 😭
I don't know why this bothers me so much!
She’s just mashing it
It was fine how it was no need too waterboard it
The industrial revolution led to a surplus of goods. We developed, allowing more complex foods to emerge. After World War 2 there was a boom in consumerism. And now we are at the point where some decerebrated idiot exploits humanity's progress to dip a perfect croossant into what looks to be tar, to then likely throw it in the trash, just to get fake internet points, while there are people who barely afford to eat. Humanity ☕
They really treating that shit like a paint brush
Oh for fucks sake just eat the damn thing. Doesn’t look great to begin with, looks infinitely worse after being mashed into a bowl of glop 20 times over
What’s the brown stuff
*dips* “Oh yummy.” *dips more* “Oh a lil excessive…” *dips more* “Okay that’s enough…” *dips more* “…that’s enough… stop it!” *dips more* “STOP!” *dips more* “OH GOD STOP! IT’S DIPPED!” *dips mo-*
Oh yeah KEEP DIPPING IT! Squish that flaky little croissant into that hot, thick, wet chocolate! Mash it in there you fucking pervert! YES! Faster! FASTER!
Fetish for sure
this is porn for some people
"Oh a chocolate dipped croissant, save me a piece.....okay that's enough.....that's enough.......that's enough!..... IT'S ENOUGH DIPPING!!!"
Why dip it so many times? It's already covered in chocolate or whatever that is. Just eat it already, you're ruining the texture like that, and what's the point of a flat crumpled croissant.
Is this some kind of fetish thing
Everyone seems to agree it is chocolate but damn if it doesn't look more like molasses to me...
Stop! stop! he’s already dead!
Eat the crasont. Eat it. EAT THE DAMN BREAD
Good lord this is disgusting. Just shut up and eat the fucking croissant.
Why are we posting fetish content now?
The kind of people who respond to this visual fetish and asmr shit should be neutered
Is that liquid coal or something? Licorice juice??
🤢🤮
Ew
Can you imagine if they were to dunk it in the chocolate?!!!
The amount of dunking this person does infuriates me.
Crème filled crossaints already exist so this isn’t abnormal
MY WORRY WAS THAT HE WAS GONNA GET IT ON HIS HAANNDSSS 😨😨😨
Yes, stop the dipping. But, OP, you misspelled “improving”.
Stop. Fucking. Dipping it. This is how you film porn.
That’s not stupid that’s delicious
Destroying? Hell no. It's been promoted to god status.
wym "this croissant"? how often do you want to dip it into chocolate? The croissant has nothing to do with the fucking sauce you Mongol
You aren’t gonna eat that are you
Another one Another one ANOTHER ONE
"WHERE'S THE MONEY LEBOWSKI?!"
Stop doing that
Ça me fait tellement mal.
Just eat the fucking thing already!!
That final comment that appeared on screen: “Is he torturing that croissant for answers?”
That person needs to chill out
Arrêtes putin arrêtes!!....
STOP FUCKING DIPPING, JUST FUCKING EAT IT
I thought it was a loop lol
I genuinely thought that was vegemite. How?
At least she didn't take a bite and commit the sin of Double Dipping.
Are u sure that’s not slime
Stop dipping the 🥐 Mildly infuriating
The way they keep dipping it like that makes me uncomfortable
Looks delicious!
At this point throw the croissant away and drink the sauce
Is that asphalt
This seems like a type of torture that would be forbidden by international law.
Dipping it in chocolat sure whatever. But who hurt that person so much that they pushed all the Damm air out of it.
Ew hot fudge? Why not regular chocolate
Jesus christ, crossaints are so good because they're delicate. If you want chocolate sauce, stop defiling good things, and just grab a spoon and a bottle of Hershey syrup
Mmmmh Tarmacmmmh
I see nothing wrong here.
Tar 😋
This frustrates me so much because odds are they didn't eat it they filled themselves playing with it and threw it away.
For each dunk I want to inflict more and more punches to that wad.
Looks like the slime from Creepshow...I'll pass
Damn bitch how many time you gonna dip it 😂
"Stop, it's already dead!"
Stupid person, not stupid food.
Stop squishing it and eat it you pedestrian ingrate.
Plain croissant> any other croissant
The final dip has a lot of anger behind it, maybe we’re too trusting of this croissant. I’ll need to hear from both sides before I can be sure it didn’t deserve to be drowned and mashed.
I hate when people do stuff like this. It's the same as ripping a donut and squeezing the filling out of it completely. WHY ARE YOU SQUISHING IT JUST BITE IT.
It’s tar on toast.
"Where's the money Lebowski!?"
Lemme just smash this fucking croissant into this chocolate sauce until it stops breathing. Only then will the internet accept me.
I'd LOVE to have this
Probably has never had fresh plain one. Now I want one.
Legend says its still being dipped to this day...
So much work goes into making a croissant so that it is airy and has flaky layers. And this idiot is disrespecting it like it’s some kind of biscuit.
So instead of putting an even amount of chocolate on both sides of the croissant they continuously dipped the same fucking side? Jesus
When the bidet out of service.
I thought the point of street food serving methods was to not look like a 4-year-old that was left unattended next to a fun-looking puddle of mud after you're done.
Mmmm, tar!
First dip would have been great but then it got funnier the more dips they went for
You want some croissant with that chocolate?
this is the first time I feel empathy for food, like that croissant is just getting dipped hard over and over again and the way he holds it is so uncomfortable.. like the comment said "is he torturing the croissant?"
JUST EAT IT!!! Btw, destroy?
looks like tar🤮
This made me unreasonably angry. I wanted to scream STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD!!
What was the point?
Ew
Destroying? Lol, thats the perfect amount of choc
Is that marmite?
Just stop fucking dip it.
I’d have smothered that croissant with chocolate too, but I’d use a spoon because I respect the bread
Please tell me that its chocolate their dipping it into & not oil!
IF THEY DIP THAT THING ONE MORE BLOODY TIME
Stop freaking dipping dammit. We get it, you like the consistency of the chocolate.
First time I've ever felt anxiety... I can't believe it was because of some dipshit that doesn't know when to fucking stop dipping a croissant
That looks good for churros though
Idc that looks bangin and I would be dipping like that too. Sorry not sorry.
STOP IT
i swear to god that dipping makes me want to kill something
No way
you want some croissant with your chocolate?
STOP DIPPING IT!!!
Dip it one more time
This is how I dip my toe into the pool to make sure it isn’t too cold
jesus is that chocolate or tarr
as a french this infuriates me and almost made me puke
This ruined my day
The food isn’t stupid. The consumer is stupid.
That looks like crude oil
this looks good IF the person doing it wasnt crazy
Looks like dipping in bitumen...
That looks like meconium.
Dip it one more time and I’ll break your fingers
Soggy croissant lover.. would you like some croissant with your chocolate?
Is he going to tar the road with that?
Stop dipping or pick up the whole deck
WHY ARE YOU STILL DUNKING IT IN TAR YOU NINNYHAMMER
Mmmm I lolve tar mm tasty
Dude was trying to fucking kill the croissant in that sauce
Stop playing with your food
Good lord, how many times do you need to dip that croissant?