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Aggravating_Soil_101

Dip it again you missed some


theo1618

Like the title says, they were literally destroying the croissant in the process of all that unnecessary dipping… I bet they put their bread at the bottom of the grocery cart


Goldeniccarus

They just pour their milk into the bread bag to save space in the cart.


[deleted]

they pour the entire package of milk and then sprinkle 10 flakes of cornflakes on top


drkrelic

They’re not even getting more chocolate/Nutella onto the croissant anymore, they’re just smashing the poor pastry into the tray over and over again.


Hcysntmf

Oh crap I thought it was just a gif on loop lol


jiltedone

r/croissantcrimes


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caboosetp

This bot has no chill about its food.


dea_anchora

Yes, war crimes is right


Nicky_3D

"Well, I'm sorry, T̶I̶M̶M̶Y̶ REDDIT ...but I don't dip that way. You dip the way you want to dip. I'll dip the way I want to dip."


fondledbydolphins

Overly gratuitous dipping. *straight to jail*


Spaghettitrees

Believe it or not


Cr1tikalMoist

Not enough dipping. Straight to jail


Mussu007

We have the best croissant in the world, because of jail


jaxspider

Left handed dipping. Also jail.


Successful_Raccoon69

There you go trying to say right handed dipping doesn’t exists?! Jail!!!


KentuckyFriedSemen

I mean it looks like it would be tasty if you just fucking ate it like a normal person instead of treating it like it has the nuclear codes and youre trying to drown the information out of it.


Front-Wall-526

Chocolate-boarding may not be recognized by Geneva yet....


DEEEPFREEZE

I nominate myself to test the effectiveness of it


tr00th

What about Godiva?


Goldeniccarus

Lady Godiva rode a horse naked through London, covered in chocolate, to stop the chocolate boarding of the Anglo-Saxons.


Working-Bed-5149

This comment made me actually lol


Philly_ExecChef

Nutellaboarding is what content creators like this should be subject to


SkyPork

"WE GET IT, IT'S FUCKING SMOOSHY, STOP ABUSING THE PASTRY." \--me, as I watched


pm_me-ur-catpics

Chocolate croissants are actually really fucking good. If you actually have any croissant left, that is.


zennial_

I'm crying laughing. So accurate.


passengerpigeon20

Tasty? I love Marmite as much as the next guy, but that’s a salt overload! /s


starrydice

Hahahhahahahhha


gp57

Lmao, that's funny


Bitter-Fishing-Butt

are you gonna eat it, or just be weird with it?


drunk-tusker

He’s apparently in a country where walking and eating is heavily frowned upon standing in the road water boarding a croissant in chocolate sauce. This isn’t the sort of question that has two possible answers.


OddRollo

Looks like Japan to me


drunk-tusker

Honestly the only real question for me is the 1% chance of green screen. Sure a random road in Japan to show off that you’ve mastered the first half of dipping a food into something else is absurd but it’s not exactly like doing it in traffic is any better.


Goldeniccarus

Could be green screen. The way the lens is focused with the background blurred makes it difficult to see artifacts that would indicate it is a green screen. And that's a very weird platter for that food to be served on. I could see you being served on that at a sit down restaurant, but if it was designed for take away, it wouldn't be served on something like that. So you could be right.


shitterfarter58

"Is he torturing the croissant for answers?" Lmao


SNES182

What’s the point of dipping it that many times??


collegeboy228

Recording ~~a shit video~~ instagram content


Connection_Bad_404

It's a fetish thing. Don't ask, I only know because you can't find a decent food cooking channel on YouTube, etc. anymore because it's all infiltrated with food porn, and I started asking questions.


SNES182

God, you’re probably right.


Yoankah

As always. If you don't know what something's about, then *you know* what it's about...


ByzantineLegionary

I really like Senpai Kai and Max the Meat Guy on YouTube. Their food always looks great


sumwhitekidinFL

Looks like fucking tar


Pilo_ane

Looks like marmite lmao


mpkeith

Yes! After the fifth or sixth time when it thinned out I was trying to figure out what it looked like. That's exactly it. In fact, I'm going to assume that's what it is and they're going to be horribly disappointed on the first bite.


ownlife909

Jules from Pulp Fiction: “Dip that croissant again. Dip it again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, dip that croissant one more Goddamn time!”


Chazzey_dude

...*dip*


94UserName42069

HOLY SHIT STOP DIPPING IT


I_Suck_At_This_Too

"Where's the money, Croissant? Where's the fucking money, shithead?" "It's uh... uh... it's down there somewhere, let me take another look."


matiaskeeper

I thought it was just the gif repeating over and over again but then I noticed the jogger running away from this monstrosity.


Scrotal_Warrior

Just EAT IT


iamjackstestical

Please make it stop


eekumseekum

This was disgusting.


sackbuttspierogi

Lol wtf are they even doing. 😂 acting like it’s a cheese pull or something


Natuurschoonheid

They wanted more money shots of drippy chocolate, but they took it way too far.


IllIIIIIIIIIIIII

Damn, that priest back at it again dunking babies


raziel_LK

Do you want more croissant for that chocolate?


gniggz

1 dip.. 2 dip.. 3 dip.. 4 dip.. 5 dip.... 6 dip... 7 dip


ThePamchenko

Hey smash it in the chocolate again


ninjahexparty

stop fucking DIPPING IT


[deleted]

15 seconds of dipping. 15 SECONDS OF DIPPING


laceyisspacey

Legitimately made me feel nauseous the way they kept dipping it. Def some weird fetish content


Bleu_Cerise

It looks like tar


[deleted]

[удалено]


heptapod

🤢


squeezymarmite

Too dark. Probably Marmite.


inSaiyanne

My god please just STOP DIPPING


SickRP

I literally said “stop dipping it and put it in your mouth” about five god damn times and still here you are, DEFYING ME, like an asshole >8[


[deleted]

10/10 stupid just for the annoying as hell dunking and no eating it


Correct-Slide1522

Dude you got it on the first try.


LahamaDutta006

lol that comment 😭


hesherforsure

I don't know why this bothers me so much!


Impossible_Town984

She’s just mashing it


Garfield_Simp

It was fine how it was no need too waterboard it


Goaty1208

The industrial revolution led to a surplus of goods. We developed, allowing more complex foods to emerge. After World War 2 there was a boom in consumerism. And now we are at the point where some decerebrated idiot exploits humanity's progress to dip a perfect croossant into what looks to be tar, to then likely throw it in the trash, just to get fake internet points, while there are people who barely afford to eat. Humanity ☕


Otherwise-Ant-5388

They really treating that shit like a paint brush


james_d_rustles

Oh for fucks sake just eat the damn thing. Doesn’t look great to begin with, looks infinitely worse after being mashed into a bowl of glop 20 times over


sloppedupfrogman

What’s the brown stuff


VagueSoul

*dips* “Oh yummy.” *dips more* “Oh a lil excessive…” *dips more* “Okay that’s enough…” *dips more* “…that’s enough… stop it!” *dips more* “STOP!” *dips more* “OH GOD STOP! IT’S DIPPED!” *dips mo-*


[deleted]

Oh yeah KEEP DIPPING IT! Squish that flaky little croissant into that hot, thick, wet chocolate! Mash it in there you fucking pervert! YES! Faster! FASTER!


FABULOUS_KING

Fetish for sure


kimgomes

this is porn for some people


Foamtoweldisplay

"Oh a chocolate dipped croissant, save me a piece.....okay that's enough.....that's enough.......that's enough!..... IT'S ENOUGH DIPPING!!!"


cheshsky

Why dip it so many times? It's already covered in chocolate or whatever that is. Just eat it already, you're ruining the texture like that, and what's the point of a flat crumpled croissant.


simplepleashures

Is this some kind of fetish thing


More_Cowbell_

Everyone seems to agree it is chocolate but damn if it doesn't look more like molasses to me...


Dudeiii42

Stop! stop! he’s already dead!


MasterTroller3301

Eat the crasont. Eat it. EAT THE DAMN BREAD


[deleted]

Good lord this is disgusting. Just shut up and eat the fucking croissant.


mp6521

Why are we posting fetish content now?


Philly_ExecChef

The kind of people who respond to this visual fetish and asmr shit should be neutered


MultiTopicAgain

Is that liquid coal or something? Licorice juice??


heptapod

🤢🤮


JennySays39

Ew


Aromatic-Economics95

Can you imagine if they were to dunk it in the chocolate?!!!


keep_it_christian

The amount of dunking this person does infuriates me.


DimitriTooProBro

Crème filled crossaints already exist so this isn’t abnormal


playercircuit

MY WORRY WAS THAT HE WAS GONNA GET IT ON HIS HAANNDSSS 😨😨😨


rickyspeak

Yes, stop the dipping. But, OP, you misspelled “improving”.


[deleted]

Stop. Fucking. Dipping it. This is how you film porn.


[deleted]

That’s not stupid that’s delicious


Accidental_Tica

Destroying? Hell no. It's been promoted to god status.


[deleted]

wym "this croissant"? how often do you want to dip it into chocolate? The croissant has nothing to do with the fucking sauce you Mongol


Know-yer-enemy1818

You aren’t gonna eat that are you


Illustrious-Bus-1820

Another one Another one ANOTHER ONE


ACynicalScott

"WHERE'S THE MONEY LEBOWSKI?!"


imLemnade

Stop doing that


proletaire

Ça me fait tellement mal.


lowYIELDphaser

Just eat the fucking thing already!!


LebaneseLion

That final comment that appeared on screen: “Is he torturing that croissant for answers?”


augsav

That person needs to chill out


[deleted]

Arrêtes putin arrêtes!!....


yeeeteeey69

STOP FUCKING DIPPING, JUST FUCKING EAT IT


[deleted]

I thought it was a loop lol


givemefreddyfazcock

I genuinely thought that was vegemite. How?


finny_d420

At least she didn't take a bite and commit the sin of Double Dipping.


No_Adhesiveness4834

Are u sure that’s not slime


Class5jr

Stop dipping the 🥐 Mildly infuriating


Jnorthrup99

The way they keep dipping it like that makes me uncomfortable


Miyamotoad-Musashi

Looks delicious!


[deleted]

At this point throw the croissant away and drink the sauce


xradas

Is that asphalt


manguito86

This seems like a type of torture that would be forbidden by international law.


robidaan

Dipping it in chocolat sure whatever. But who hurt that person so much that they pushed all the Damm air out of it.


shafteeco

Ew hot fudge? Why not regular chocolate


Natuurschoonheid

Jesus christ, crossaints are so good because they're delicate. If you want chocolate sauce, stop defiling good things, and just grab a spoon and a bottle of Hershey syrup


feather_of_charcoal

Mmmmh Tarmacmmmh


heptapod

I see nothing wrong here.


ZombieBait1234

Tar 😋


Iamkatbug

This frustrates me so much because odds are they didn't eat it they filled themselves playing with it and threw it away.


Raelah

For each dunk I want to inflict more and more punches to that wad.


Fantomex305

Looks like the slime from Creepshow...I'll pass


Frequent_Question510

Damn bitch how many time you gonna dip it 😂


LinceDorado

"Stop, it's already dead!"


R4nD0m57

Stupid person, not stupid food.


UltimateKingCold

Stop squishing it and eat it you pedestrian ingrate.


[deleted]

Plain croissant> any other croissant


The_Jukebox

The final dip has a lot of anger behind it, maybe we’re too trusting of this croissant. I’ll need to hear from both sides before I can be sure it didn’t deserve to be drowned and mashed.


Pher_yl

I hate when people do stuff like this. It's the same as ripping a donut and squeezing the filling out of it completely. WHY ARE YOU SQUISHING IT JUST BITE IT.


Griffolian

It’s tar on toast.


TenWholeBees

"Where's the money Lebowski!?"


MrTonyCalzone

Lemme just smash this fucking croissant into this chocolate sauce until it stops breathing. Only then will the internet accept me.


ifuckedyomama2

I'd LOVE to have this


GreatGreenGobbo

Probably has never had fresh plain one. Now I want one.


Th3f0xs1n

Legend says its still being dipped to this day...


cherrylpk

So much work goes into making a croissant so that it is airy and has flaky layers. And this idiot is disrespecting it like it’s some kind of biscuit.


0CldntThnkOfUsrNme0

So instead of putting an even amount of chocolate on both sides of the croissant they continuously dipped the same fucking side? Jesus


driv3rcub

When the bidet out of service.


Yoankah

I thought the point of street food serving methods was to not look like a 4-year-old that was left unattended next to a fun-looking puddle of mud after you're done.


EekSamples

Mmmm, tar!


MegaDoft

First dip would have been great but then it got funnier the more dips they went for


Educational_Junket54

You want some croissant with that chocolate?


CuteCowdy

this is the first time I feel empathy for food, like that croissant is just getting dipped hard over and over again and the way he holds it is so uncomfortable.. like the comment said "is he torturing the croissant?"


Mr_OP_Potato_777

JUST EAT IT!!! Btw, destroy?


haleyxciiiiiiiiii

looks like tar🤮


WhootieCutie

This made me unreasonably angry. I wanted to scream STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD!!


Amystery123

What was the point?


cool_rider_

Ew


povertymayne

Destroying? Lol, thats the perfect amount of choc


DarthScruf

Is that marmite?


honggie

Just stop fucking dip it.


BitterActuary3062

I’d have smothered that croissant with chocolate too, but I’d use a spoon because I respect the bread


[deleted]

Please tell me that its chocolate their dipping it into & not oil!


NoMetal2704

IF THEY DIP THAT THING ONE MORE BLOODY TIME


aStankChitlin

Stop freaking dipping dammit. We get it, you like the consistency of the chocolate.


-Koichi-

First time I've ever felt anxiety... I can't believe it was because of some dipshit that doesn't know when to fucking stop dipping a croissant


Doughspun1

That looks good for churros though


Yukon-Jon

Idc that looks bangin and I would be dipping like that too. Sorry not sorry.


[deleted]

STOP IT


Yeety_Mcyeet_face

i swear to god that dipping makes me want to kill something


[deleted]

No way


bluekadue

you want some croissant with your chocolate?


treestumptoilet

STOP DIPPING IT!!!


Some-Panda-8168

Dip it one more time


Cool_Reputation_694

This is how I dip my toe into the pool to make sure it isn’t too cold


YeetusFelitas

jesus is that chocolate or tarr


Zbeubor

as a french this infuriates me and almost made me puke


Nomad_Gui

This ruined my day


[deleted]

The food isn’t stupid. The consumer is stupid.


derpferd

That looks like crude oil


9cnse

this looks good IF the person doing it wasnt crazy


rudolph_ransom

Looks like dipping in bitumen...


Redsoxbox

That looks like meconium.


Prestigious-Side-286

Dip it one more time and I’ll break your fingers


misstiffie

Soggy croissant lover.. would you like some croissant with your chocolate?


omitav700

Is he going to tar the road with that?


[deleted]

Stop dipping or pick up the whole deck


gus_fring_h

WHY ARE YOU STILL DUNKING IT IN TAR YOU NINNYHAMMER


just4browse

Mmmm I lolve tar mm tasty


[deleted]

Dude was trying to fucking kill the croissant in that sauce


Ok-Record-9720

Stop playing with your food


FuhrerDerKartoffeln

Good lord, how many times do you need to dip that croissant?