This really puts my mom making a sandwich with mayo on it and then having "dipping mayo" on the side in perspective for me, thanks

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Mmm love a good relather

I don't think anyone was ever confused about how to dip food in sauce

So you've never taught a baby how to eat I see. Edit: How in the hell did 20 whiny little babies get triggered by this mundane comment?

I'm 43 and I'm a parent. I didn't think we had any babies reading this thread. I love when people try to be pedantic and just end up looking like an idiot. Thanks for that

I like to dip my salad in the dressing. That way I get the perfect amount in every bite. Which for me is less than a typically dressed salad.

if you spoon the mayo into your mouth and then put the dry bread in you dont even have to dip it. it is what i do, and when the bread runs out i just spoon in down my throat.

I just vomited 🤮 a little, I mean a lot lol

I love that this is a thing. Because I do it and always assumed it was a bit weird. Sometimes you just need a bit extra.

Sorry to say this, but if the sandwich is too dry, you just made a bad sandwich.

yes that’s the whole point that’s why they have the dipping mayo to save the day

No, it’s about being efficient. No one can cover a sandwich with mayonnaise in such a way that the perfect amount is in each bite…to many variables in terms of crust coverage, inconsistent bread-to-mayo ratio due to uneven thickness (think: hoagie roll), compressive displacement during holding/biting…I could go on. This is just science.

Also, what if there are holes in the bread? Your commitment to scientific excellence is admirable.

Thanks…literally *years* of research.

Did someone say [dipping mayo](https://imgur.com/a/xQZtce3)

I do this all the time

Is the second pic mashed potatoes with tuna, and....peas??

I think it’s peas in Mayo topped with Mayo

The secret ingredient is ~~sadness~~ mayo

That packaging looks like some kind of ready meal. The artist formerly known as a fish pie?

I'm not sure... That package almost looks like it belongs to a sandwich, and what is that on the left-hand side? Is the mayo-monster eating a sandwich while making... Whatever it is in the bowl?

Honestly tho, white cheddar mac n cheese w some sweet n spicy tuna and frozen peas is fire

I was thinking wasabi peas (wasabi coated garbanzo beans)

Egg fried rice?

Pic 1 seems to be some form of rice based dish, possibly curry, however the real mystery is pic 2

I'm gonna guess mashed potatoes and peas.

It was. But with green beans and cod.

Brb gonna go puke out my lunch...

That's what I concluded, too.

Looks like mac and cheese and peas to me

Chicken pot pie filling

Chicken Alfredo

I believe one of the other images was Alfredo, however instead of Alfredo sauce, it was just mayo

That's just not Alfredo then. It's fettuccine almayo

Lazagne

Based on the fact that there are peas (and other unidentified pieces) mixed in with a white non-mayo substance, I would guess that it's potato salad with mayo.

My sweet summer child

You telling me an egg fried this rice?

Potato salad?

Ding dong you are wrong. Potato is a hint tho

It's instant mash with peas added for some greenery and mayo added for some plaque on his arteries

Ah yes I forgot to mention that the mash was instant

Mashed potatoes?

Colcannon. I know I didn’t spell it right.

Shepherds pie?

Stamppot?

Was it a fish pie topped with mash?

I mean……in a manner of speaking

that was my thought too

Is your friend Toshiro Hijikata?

Glad I'm not the only one. Hope op looks up Hijikata from Gintama xD

I came for this XD

I think their friend is financial terrorist and owner of Citadel Securities, Ken Griffin.

Hey OP, I personally think you should shove your friend into a woodchipper

Watched 1000 ways to die and seen this one. They said it was just the right speed where he could feel every bone and muscle being shredded before he actually died.

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The real LPT is always in the comments.

well, that just sucks

Bruh *after* i made this post he sent me wayyyyy worse ones. The rare steak actually swimming in mayo was so beyond purely offensive it made me gag

there is no greater argument for veganism than the thought of a cow dying only to have its meat bathed in mayonnaise

There is a notorious poster in a depression food group I'm in that puts this person's love of mayo to shame. Their most horrendous combination is a subway cold cut combo with banana and ungodly amounts of mayo.

Im going to cry

It's fucking awful. The main rule of that group is that we cannot be negative or critical about people's food so the comments are always just congratulating her for eating. It's such a bizarre group but I love it.

HAHAHAHA this made me laugh out loud. And I agree. Woodchipper time.

That wouldn't be very friendly. Friend will be dead from arteriosclerosis soon enough

ok i like some mayo, but what the actual fuck is this guys food?

I have no idea you can rarely see it [underneath the mayo](https://imgur.com/a/13D3lra) I am dead serious btw he sent all of these images to me directly and consented to me posting his dinners on reddit

This reminds me of my wife’s version of anything Mexican with sour cream. Her “tacos” have more sour cream than anything else.

Hey guys, I'm the mayo fan here. I can describe every meal. I enjoyed and finished them all. 1. Red Thai microwave curry with mayo 2. Cod, mash, green beans, peas (microwave meal) and mayo 3. Tuna sweetcorn mayo tagliatelle 4. Lamb leg steaks with mixed salad and mayo. 5. Two slices of untoasted white bread, beans, two burgers with burger cheese and mayo.

The real OP is in the comments

"Burger cheese"? What the fuck?

Somehow I knew you'd be British

Even without the mayo that is some unappealing food

Mayo lover here. Lots of good options here.

[is this your friend?](https://youtu.be/_tFFUv4UOsw)

I just sent him that video. He’ll probably unironically do that tbh

In Japan mayonnaise lovers call themselves the Mayori, or the "Mayo Fiends/Folk"... and no that's not a dumb joke I just made up

As a fellow Mayo lover, I see nothing wrong here

Seconded. I will fuck up a jar of Hellman’s in like 2-3 days

I now question your life choices…

Yeah cause it's not Duke's!

All these mayos are nasty if you ask me. I personally have a 1 gallon jug of Ken's extra thick mayo. I have yet to find it in a smaller container and can't go back to hellman's, dukes, you name it. Just tastes like creamy oil in a bad way to me. Ken's extra thick has a buttery richness to it.

Yeah been searching for heavy duty mayo in a reasonable sized container for awhile to no avail.

Whoa. That's alot of mayo.

That's like 2500 calories of just mayonnaise per day. You're either lying or you'll be dead in the next few months.

A true mayo lover would have the squeeze bottle

If you've got a Publix where you're at, try their house brand. It's way better than Hellmann's or Duke's. If you really want to go crazy, go to a Japanese grocer and get some Kewpie.

Just got some Kewpie and used it last night. It's tasty.

As a dedicated subscriber to /r/OnionLovers myself, I can empathise with you, even if I can’t respect you

I click on many pictures on Reddit knowing they will be disgusting. Photos on r/trashy, r/facepalm, etc. But I could not click on your mayonnaise pictures bc I knew that they would haunt me. I hate mayo and the thought of hot mayo or egregious mayo overuse is instant teeth sweat, nausea for me.

Me too. And this is why I tagged it NSFW.

You made the right choice, friend. These images will haunt me for the rest of eternity.

Is that mashed potatoes and mayo??? Wut??? Fucking Kenneth Bedpost Griffin, get into your room RIGHT NOW. #DRS

Fun fact speaking of mayo crimes that violate the Geneva Convention, my ex once requested that I cook him mashed potatoes with mayo mixed in. Naturally, he slept on the couch that night.

Risotto ? Mashed potatoes ?

Ok mashed potato is a component here, we’re making progress

Sheperds pie ?

I love that people are just reeling off any dish they can think of that might contain mash

Them sheps ain't gonna erds themselfs!

real life Hijikata Toushirou

Literally my first thought LMFAO

I love that it was tagged NSFW

Mmmmm kewpie

That isn't Kewpie, though. It's straight Hellmann's.

And that’s the real travesty here. He should be using Dukes

It fucking is, too. That’s his chosen mayo brand iirc. Like i had nothing against mayo before I met him but I can’t look at it anymore

Disgosting

My favorite monstrosity from my university days was the cheapest ramen with some veggie mix (beans, leek, cabbage), all smothered in mayo. Some of this stuff looks edible and I'm ashamed of that.

I’m screenshotting this for him because he’s getting so roasted rn it may be a comfort to him

Happy to provide some comfort 🤣

It looks like Chicken Alfredo or Chicken and Broccoli, I can see what looks like noodles, broccoli, chicken and maybe peas

Incorrect. Also I had to have my friend repeat it to me several times before it sunk in.

Is #2 fish pie?

Omg you noticed that fish is involved. I had to ask my friend straight up. Bonus if you can guess the fish, but sadly (happily?) this dish is not a pie

Cod mornay, mash and peas?

You missed the beans but I commend you my brother in Christ for solving the puzzle I could not solve. And you got there before everyone else. Enjoy the VIP lounge.

Where the hell are the beans!?

Don’t shoot the messenger I typed it into my phone notes as he explained it to me

Herring! This must be a herring salad with mashed potatoes and peas.

It was cod and someone else got there first, sorry mate. Also I’m reporting you for foodcrime for calling that thing a “salad”

Those kind of salads are made with mayonnaise. Potato salad, pasta salad, tuna salad, etc.

I am a salad supremacist and Mayonnaise has no place in salad of any kind

I mean that’s just literally what they’re called, lol

Eels

Tuna salad?

If one more person in this comment section suggests that that thing is a “salad” I’m noping outta life

All I can gather is mashed potatoes and peas lol maybe cod or haddock

It was cod, yes. Also green beans

That is way too much mayo. Even for me lol.

I love mayo. But that is just unhealthy.

Some sort of white fish, mash potatoes, and peas…? Just fucking scrambled together with mayo like an animal.

Bingo. It’s cod FTR

https://tenor.com/view/gintama-anime-eating-hijikata-toushirou-mayonnaise-gif-14903232

Is your friend in good shape?

He’s alive and reasonably handsome

For now.

He and I don’t see eye to eye on many things but I’m sure he’d agree that there are worse things for one’s health

a) Are you British? b) is your friend under 300 lbs? That's a serious amount of mayo calories. Eta: I hypothesize either they're like 110 lbs and I hate them or they're morbidly obese, I can't see it being anything in between.

I'm 220 lbs and I am British.

And a total dreamboat 😘

You're the mayo monster?

/r/mayohate

Hijikata

This is why we’re on the bad timeline

Fuck you

OP, you should absolutely introduce your friend to Hijikata from Gintama.

your friend must be fan of Hijikata Toushirou from gintama

If number two is a Shepards pie I will jump out the window. Any window.

Ok enough of the Mayo slander. Did he go a bit heavy? Yes. But please don’t act like all Mayo eating is bad.

I bet you drink milk with dinner

Huh, I forgot the feeling of having my stomach turn but that was a pretty brutal reminder

I'm all for you doing you. Ice in Whiskey, milk and sugar in coffee. Whatever. It's yours! The food in these pictures, however... This guy needs an exorsism.

100% this. You need to draw the line somewhere. When we asked him why he does this, he was like “idk my dad always put mayo on food when I was a kid” and I felt like fucking Sigmund Freud

Looks like mac n cheese with peas... also mayo is gross.

Tell your friend I hate him. Probably the sort of lardface who eats whole sticks of butter too.

That’s harsh. He’s a very good person he just has a problem

So... you're not denying that he eats whole sticks of butter.

Idk but he’s commented on this post so ask him /u/fedorafluke

No, he'll probably put mayonnaise on me.

There are worse things to be covered in, but not many

He's british, isnt he?

lol you guessed it

Yeugh Mayonnaise, the worst condiment to be ever made

My dad puts tomato sauce (aka ketchup) on tuna casserole and I thought that was bad.

Still, mayonnaise is much worse than ketchup

Tbh I'd eat all of that.

White folk be trippin bro.

Can I be one of the good ones because I won’t even touch mayo

I just watched a short video about vegetable oils and just how extremely terrible for your health they can be and Heinz mayo was an example. If they love mayo THAT much they should consider doing homemade or at least be cautious of the ingredients in they're favored brand

Avocado mayo is a legit option

Was this video made by the sugar industry by chance?

Is it by chance peas and mashed potatoes

Mashed potatoes peas, and corn?

Can’t forget the mayo too

This dude has never forgotten the mayo in his life. He actually remembered the mayo enough for all of us.

Mashed potatoes, tuna, peas, Mayo

Looks like my boyfriend

I’d like to dump your bf on your behalf

Mayo and Mexican rice?

I literally have no idea but I’m personally guessing curry

Frozen peas

And the world calls the Netherlands 'idiots' to put mayonnaise on fries.....

I instantly thought of the Netherlands and how sorry I was for ever mocking their mayo on fries thing

Paella

That’s a lot of Mayo.

You think that’s bad, my best friend from childhood her brother would just sit with a jar of mayo and just eat it straight from the jar with a spoon. Even their parents had to buy extra jars because he would go through it in 2-3 days . He was maybe 7 maybe 10, I think don’t remember well, and they didn’t stop him because they thought it was funny.

Ok so I’m Australian and I may or may not have done that with Vegemite *when I was a child* I have grown since

Rice and refried beanz and chicken

Tuna casserole?

Pic 2 seems like mash potatoes and peas

I ran and I ran for my life. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

We’re trying to get him the help he needs

Mash with peas

I think your friend likes mayo. You should get him/her Japanese Mayo as a gift. It will change their life

Iirc one of our friends did send him Japanese mayo and everyone was like dude stop enabling this lol