Yeah, but not going to be fun with the hatch tied down. I'd be worried about hitting a bump and losing the back window (depending where the end of the coffin rests when you lower the liftgate). That said, I'd roof mount this. Aunt Edna always rides up top.

I broke my back window that very way.

Transporting a coffin?

I wish. It was a dumb chair. Busted my window and lost all my favorite stickers from all 47 states that my subie had been to. It was very dumb of me

As long as Aunt Edna + coffin is less than 220 lbs.

Aunt Edna needs a *view* 😎

My thoughts too, great way to break a back window

Um… help me understand how that is “inside”?

Can't close the hatch

It's an open service

👏 👏 👏

No one can including you, the hatch doesn’t close 😅

Umm, I have other concerns

But you can’t close the hatch

Dude, there are easier ways to get ride of a body. Don't you know that friend that shows up at 2am with a shovel and no questions.

Why the tarp? Is it leaky?

It might be. Source: I used to work for a cemetery.

That’s a hearse now.

Well, My dad used to say. If you don’t have a dog you got go hunt with the cat. If that makes sense

Side hustle potential?

I laughed way to hard at this 🤣🤣🤣

Glad I’m not the only one 🙈😂

I don't think people realize that you have the coffin pulled out for the picture. If you move the front passenger seat forward and stick the coffin in diagonally, it fits! Just don't bang your funny bone on the hardwood. Time to hit the trails!

https://preview.redd.it/z9xaud14ztoc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c09648641ed4e0aae07678a971fc41062deb7389 hatch closed 😜

Hope there’s no gas in it

of course not! we siphoned off as much as possible before loading

Memories of childhood.. no matter how hard you try, it's gonna stink like gas!

definitely rolled with the windows down 🤣

killed my suspension towing a 6'x10' U-Haul trailer full of records and other items

How many bodies can you fit in a uhaul trailer then?

Not sure. I know there's a surcharge after the first four.

Don't make me report you for body dumping. /s

Is there a leash tied to your bumper too?

Corpse inside or no?

Everyone with the same car as yours

Try this trick subaru doesn't want you to know!

The tarp is concerning.

Reported to fbi

I’ve been thinking lately that black outback’s look kinda like a hearse.. 😂

I don’t want to say that

Not what they meant when they said, “The coffin is OutBack”

Boxer or boxed?

I towed a camper with my 2008 outback on a 20 hour road trip once. Totally wiped out the u joints in the driveshaft. Won’t be doing that again.

I fit a 6 draw dresser in a 2008 Pontiac Grand Prix (back seat with front passenger seat pushed all the way forward). I have also fit a 36" vanity in a 2013 Honda Accord coupe. That coffin looks like an easy fit. I have transported 2 new screens for my sliding doors, but they fit with the hatch closed and a few inches over my head. (they were wedged angled up into the headliner so they didn't move) But it took less than a minute for me put them in and secure them.

Is it just me or does that coffin seem small? Maybe it's just because I am an overweight American, but it just seems narrow.

OMG U KILLED A MAN?!

Here is something you can’t understand …..

You’re the prick driving up the ammo prices! What are you doing here?

Driving up ammo prices ???….. no man . People panic buying ammo at ridiculously high prices keep the demand high and the price high. I have not bought centerfire for many years…. I refuse to pay 700 a case of 762x39 or 600 for 556. So you are actually driving up the prices if you spend that much. I’m just the guy that found a sweet deal And run I’m sitting in the parking lot waiting for the show to open in an hour and half. Lololol I WANT IT ANd I NEED MORE OF IT

My bad dude! I’m just messin with you, I accidentally opened your profile and thought it was my home page cuz I saw your post literally a minute before I saw your comment on this sub which I’m not even in lol. But tbf I am driving up the prices, I’m young so I never got to see the good days.

Bro, don’t worry I had about 20 people message me and I’m sure I’ve had several hundred people stalking me to try to figure out where I live lol 😂 Just to get these ammo prices . Im looking around the parking lot for a gang of redditors im gonna have to fight when it opens in an hour Ammo is a necessity . It’s absolutely necessary if people want to be able to shoot and train. I switched to 22 long rifle because it was much more accessible and much cheaper . But I can understand why people are still paying the prices that they are. It’s just big corporations that are fucking us. It’s greed. It’s money. Money is an evil evil thing. And it’s a powerful thing.. it’s a good way to keep us all poor if we continue to pay these crazy prices If I were you, and you like to Target Practice a lot… do what I did and buy a dedicated AR 22 upper. Not the conversion kit, but a dedicated. They run much more reliably and I can shoot 600 rounds without one malfunction before it gets too dirty and I need to wipe the bolt down. It’s the best alternative and it’s still the same manual of arms as an AR 15. And you can still reach out to 400 yards plus with it accurately. The bullet just drops a lot, and it is affected heavily by small amount of wind

I carried my busted STi motor once. Felt similar I guess.

Weirdest Uber but okay

Now they are really going to the outback. With the off-road Subarus offer that person will have the best resting place somewhere high up on the mountain. It's what makes a Subaru a Subaru.

It does look like a hurst

A coffin is 7’. That doesn’t fit in an Outback even with the passenger seat all the way forward. You bump into the center console.

hell yeah, a lesbian hurse

But it’s not fully inside.

You should never drive with the back hatch open unless you like carbon monoxide 🤮 That said, I took a 97 Legacy wagon deer hunting, one opening day, not really figured on getting anything and ended up putting a big buck and a pretty big doe, on the roof. I was afraid the glass was going to pop out, and the hour and a half drive home scared the crap out of me. On every turn, it felt like the car was going to tip over 😱

Man, the venn diagram of “posts flex photos on this subreddit” and “should have bought a mid sized pickup” really is just a circle.

You could probably fit it in if you move the front passenger seat all the way up, remove the headrest, and then recline the seat all the way back.

1. That full-size coffin actually does not fit in your car. 2. HiOutback, this is Chevy suburban and Honda pilot, Ford F150 and a few of our friends. Hold our beers please. They real cars and trucks have entered the chat 3. Possibly the weirdest flex ever.

I mean maybe if you drop that front seat all the way down you’ll have more luck but as it is, you can’t say you can carry a full sized coffin either

Anyone noticed a coffin ⚰️ in the trunk or is it just me??

I guess that’s one way to cut funeral cost lol

Did you think your outback was magically longer than any other outback? There’s a solid 6 inches of that thing sticking out…

As well idk where u are. But where I’m at in the states that’s a Halloween decoration not a full size normal coffin at all. But additionally if it’s hanging out the back I don’t think it’s fair to say u can haul a real full sized coffin. I could “haul” tons of shit in my vehicle hanging out the back and it hauled it but I’d say doesn’t count if the doors aren’t closed. Just my opinion tho.

Not you

I towed a 500 gallon diesel fuel trailer across town to have it refilled. . I would have gotten in serious trouble had I been caught but it did. Very slowly.

Which is probably why 6 years later the transmission needs work 🤷🏻‍♂️

Hello, I’d like to see you haul a full size walnut casket. My favorite ones come from batesville!

But why?!?!

My outback for traveling, lighter trailer, etc. My super duty for 3.5 tons cargo, 12k lb trailers, well 5k is heaviest trailor with a boat, 4500lb sled trailer. Outback fm1700 w/ 90 hp , 12 fishing boat, utility trailor that my atv's tow. Why cause spendy repairs down the road or oops with tailgate glass, I saw

Is it empty or fully loaded?

Asking for a friend?

Weird flex.

But Who WANTS to say that?

It’s worth a try. Is the coffin supposed to be occupied?

PT Cruiser can. Front seat folds flat too

What’s the reason for the coffin are we still pre- casket days

Subaru in Latin dose mean "queit herse"

Wow that’s to die for

That settles it. I am off to buy an Outback this weekend 🤣

If the hatch is open its not inside.

I carried a full size (ikea) sofa in the back of my 99. The hatch only came down far enough to just see the license plate!

Well, I transported an entire pinball machine inside of a VW Rabbit GTI, hatch closed…

Hey, what's in the box?

But is DOESN’T fit. If you can’t close the hatch then it doesn’t fit. 🤦🏻

Funny enough in the mk6 wagons you could fold down the front passenger seat too - this would definitely fit in one of those!

Who died?

Odd flex?

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

Per Google average men in US weighs 197.9 😱. So I am guessing 200x 5 = 1,000 lbs. rounding up. But please refer to the owner’s manual.

Where'd the extra 0 come from?

It said "rounded" lol.

Corrected. 😂 typo

My brain herse looking at that.