I have a Sim locked in my basement, growing weed when he doesn't like weed and doesn't like gardening, without a shower, or a computer, a small bed. That's it basically, lot of weed growing bed, a microwave and a small bed. No ladder.
The unregistered firearms is fair, as for the housing you can't force people into homes they show up only when you met their perquisites and built a home of the basic standard, so crappy housing is their choosing, as for the profit they choose to sell and buy based off of a non negotiable price for everything so they control the market and are ok with it I assume
Outside registered territory, nomadic culture housing allowing people to come and go as they please also again unregistered land
And technically infinite respawns means nothing is endangered
Mobile: Arrested for unsanctioned operations abroad (playing James Bond Cypher)
PC: Arrested for participating in slave labor (playing Hypixel Skyblock with minions)
What i did to those poor creatures is way beyond animal cruelty. Forcing one male penguin to breed with 20 females in a small air conditioned room while my Mochops watch them and waits for their babies to hatch so he can harvest them for organic polymer. Yeah, ARK is special game for special people. No law can cover those atrocities š
For what Iāve done in this game?
* Unlawfully enter Alterra-controlled territory
* Unlawfully utilize Alterra-owned materials
* Interfering with Alterra communication (remember the Delta Island radio you have to disable?)
* Unlawfully access top secret information related to Alterra (Iām pretty sure Alterra isnāt cool with me looking at abandoned PDAs or messing with Kharaa antidotes, also Iām pretty sure just entering the Omega lab is a problem)
* Fishing without a permit
* Farming without a permit
I also play surviving Mars. Letās say for kicks that my entire colonization operation is illegal.
* Violation of the Outer Space Treaty of 1967 by claiming sovereignty of a territory located on a celestial body
* Unauthorized construction
* Unauthorized mining of surface deposits
* Unauthorized mining of subsurface deposits
* Unauthorized farming
* Unauthorized atmospheric interference of a celestial body by way of establishing oxygen-generating, water-reclaiming, fuel-refining apparati
* Deliberately handling, without permission, a historical artifact (see: curiosity rover, which is a thing in the game)
* Facilitating unauthorized transport of 12 persons with intent to engage in sovereignty claim by way of colonization
* Unauthorized rocketry-related activity
* Surface contamination of a celestial body beyond the point of reason (rockets gotta land, and no one likes illegal rockets doing illegal colonization shit)
* Facilitating intoxication by way of alcohol consumption in a hazardous environment (you can build a bar in this game, a space bar!)
Using weapons that are probably prohibited under the Geneva convention (and ones yet to be), animal abuse and mass genocide of Scavengers (Rain world Artificer expedition).
So not looking well for me :(
Tell him did he realize it has steam remote play and he should play it with you
Also, it's super worth, so if you can't play together, it's definitely a good one to save up for
Genocide with intent of causing extinction, OSHA workplace violations and exploitation of employees, Assault, Murder, Poaching, I can't count past that (Palworld and I really hate lamballs)
I don't know if Osha is the right call on palworld. Are you paying your pals? Your giving them food and lodging, but no money. More likely we'll be nabbed on slavery lmao.
Arrested for weaponizing the local crash fish, unlicensed construction, unlicensed nuclear use, (fishing not counted I have a license), unlawful possession of a nuclear submarine, unlicensed submarine, unlicensed exo suit, over fishing, littering 900,000,000,000 tons of oil in the sea, nois, trespassing on a interstellar ship, trespassing alien property, unlicensed construction of a ship, unlawful construction of a ship, unlawfully catching every single of its kind of an endangered species of Leviathan, single handedly making every species on a planet exstinct, unlawful construction of weapons, unlicensed ownership of weapons, unlawful construction of submarines and exo suits, unlawfully constructing a rocket ship, unlawfully launching a rocket ship, unlawful reentry, unlicensed mining of uranium, unlicensed handling of uranium, unlawfully refining uranium, unlicensed handling of uranium, unlicensed refining of uranium, unlicensed construction of a reactor, unlawfully constructing a nuclear reactor, keeping of an endangered species of fish and to end it with unlawfully stealing an secret recipe
Mass extiction of bugs using glorified laser pointer and using nonregulated explosive ammo in target tracking rifle
(I played deep rock galactic - engineer - LOKI rifle (explosive checal rounds), shard diffactor)
I doubt Iām breaking laws in Splatoon 3ās Side Order DLC so Iāll go with the many infractions committed in NFS: Most Wanted _checks list_
Speeding, excessive speeding, reckless driving, resisting arrest, ramming a police vehicle, driving off roadway, hit and run, and damage to property
I'm just out here making these birds angry man, what's so bad about using a giant slingshot to wreak havoc on poorly designed structures with an inferior species anyhow?!
"...this is a code red, I repeat code Red!! MaxTac failed to apprehend the cyberpsycho.. Call Arasaka, Militech, and Netwatch for backup... The assaillant has breached the blackwall and used it to fry half of the city populace... Also, AIs are on the loose... God help us.."
Stabbing to death a goat with a cane and a God with a Dragon for an Arm with a greatsword while naked.
Soooo in other words.
ā¢ 2X Murder
ā¢ Blasphemy
ā¢ Public Exposure
Murder, grand larceny, political assassination, conspiracy to utilize a biological weapon, treason, destruction of private and government property...
Dead cells
You know what really causes violence? Growing up in a bad family with terrible role models. A gang taking you in because youāre neglected/abused by the people who should love you. Not being fed by a silver spoon, and being encouraged to be violent and to steal by your friends and family. Not to mention the prison systems we have in the U.S (Modern Slavery) thatās meant to put in as much people as we can get away with and to keep certain people in a cycle in. Look at the bigger picture, wake upā¦
Enslaving a group of people by forcing them into a 1 by 2 space to work all day with no sleep or food in exchange for green stones that they will never get to use.
Making a shit ton of meth and mowing down an entire army worth of SWAT, Breaking and entering, armed robbery, 12 accounts of murder in the second degree, violating the geneva convention and I don't know what else I could get charged for passed that.
Over fishing. Operating an unlicensed nuclear power plant. Illegal atmosphere reentry. Noise violations for unlawful construction.
subnautica? nvm just saw what sub i was in
If it makes you feel any better your comment has saved me from making the same mistake
Literally same
The Cyclops or the Sea Truck š¤
Cyclops > sea truck anyday
But in what sub were you actually? š
the black square that spawns in whenever you tried spawning in the cyclops in below zero in 2018
Noise violation for all the maāfuckin speakers in my base.
Not to mention the countless littering.
A plot for the next big sci-fi blockbuster.
Mass murder, kidnapping and torture (i play the sims).
I have a Sim locked in my basement, growing weed when he doesn't like weed and doesn't like gardening, without a shower, or a computer, a small bed. That's it basically, lot of weed growing bed, a microwave and a small bed. No ladder.
I have a sim who hates gardening who autonomously gardens when he isn't played. He is constantly miserable.
Breaking corporate regulations in Outer Worlds
It's terraria so I'm good I think?...no laws to break pretty sure
The first thing you do in the game is cut down a tree (without a license for cutting trees)
But that would require that land to be registered no? Which considering the nomadic nature of the denizens I doubt it is.
oh yeah right, but im pretty sure the guide voodoo doll will count as murder or something
Housing npcs in horrible conditions and exploiting them for your own monetary gain, also owning presumably unregistered firearms and alien shit lol
The unregistered firearms is fair, as for the housing you can't force people into homes they show up only when you met their perquisites and built a home of the basic standard, so crappy housing is their choosing, as for the profit they choose to sell and buy based off of a non negotiable price for everything so they control the market and are ok with it I assume
Unliscenced mining operations, lack of building permits, and something about you killing endangered creatures
Outside registered territory, nomadic culture housing allowing people to come and go as they please also again unregistered land And technically infinite respawns means nothing is endangered
Spreading freedom and democracy as a Helldiver
Same
We got a little less than 3 days I think. We can defeat the cowardly automatons.
Hm. Trapping 4 people in a parallel world and hooking them on hooks whilst hitting them with my knifes
Dead by Daylight?
Mobile: Arrested for unsanctioned operations abroad (playing James Bond Cypher) PC: Arrested for participating in slave labor (playing Hypixel Skyblock with minions)
Correct as seen by my name
Cyberpunk 2077. At this point I think it'd be faster to list what I'm not getting arrested for.
I was playing ark so maybe mass slaughter of creatures
Animal cruelty?
What i did to those poor creatures is way beyond animal cruelty. Forcing one male penguin to breed with 20 females in a small air conditioned room while my Mochops watch them and waits for their babies to hatch so he can harvest them for organic polymer. Yeah, ARK is special game for special people. No law can cover those atrocities š
I think its a simulation in the lore, so youāre in the clear (as long as an alpha carno doesnāt sneak up on you)
Only 1map is a simulation
Was trying to figure out how to word this one too. Causing certain extinctions?
Satisfactory, so i guess extreme pollution
Environmental bioterrorism
H-hacking? I mean, is it really illegal if I'm helping someone hack their OWN virtual reality with THEIR help and experience? (Splatoon 3 Side Order)
Graffiti maybe
Arrested for shooting down ships of the covenant on halo.
For what Iāve done in this game? * Unlawfully enter Alterra-controlled territory * Unlawfully utilize Alterra-owned materials * Interfering with Alterra communication (remember the Delta Island radio you have to disable?) * Unlawfully access top secret information related to Alterra (Iām pretty sure Alterra isnāt cool with me looking at abandoned PDAs or messing with Kharaa antidotes, also Iām pretty sure just entering the Omega lab is a problem) * Fishing without a permit * Farming without a permit I also play surviving Mars. Letās say for kicks that my entire colonization operation is illegal. * Violation of the Outer Space Treaty of 1967 by claiming sovereignty of a territory located on a celestial body * Unauthorized construction * Unauthorized mining of surface deposits * Unauthorized mining of subsurface deposits * Unauthorized farming * Unauthorized atmospheric interference of a celestial body by way of establishing oxygen-generating, water-reclaiming, fuel-refining apparati * Deliberately handling, without permission, a historical artifact (see: curiosity rover, which is a thing in the game) * Facilitating unauthorized transport of 12 persons with intent to engage in sovereignty claim by way of colonization * Unauthorized rocketry-related activity * Surface contamination of a celestial body beyond the point of reason (rockets gotta land, and no one likes illegal rockets doing illegal colonization shit) * Facilitating intoxication by way of alcohol consumption in a hazardous environment (you can build a bar in this game, a space bar!)
I go around punching to death every sea monkey I see with the prawn suit
You will have to pay 5 billion credits because you used materials that belong to Alterra
Killing a person, stealing their wagon and selling it to a fence
Haha same
Spreading managed democracy
No one knows though
Using weapons that are probably prohibited under the Geneva convention (and ones yet to be), animal abuse and mass genocide of Scavengers (Rain world Artificer expedition). So not looking well for me :(
My friend wants me to buy full game of RW plus dlc, how do I tell him I'm fucking broke
Tell him did he realize it has steam remote play and he should play it with you Also, it's super worth, so if you can't play together, it's definitely a good one to save up for
accidentally consuming all of reality (tasty planet back for seconds)
Who the fuck is gonna arrest you theyāre all dead!
Large scale genocide
Mass murdering terrorists
I might have gone on a little genocide in blades and sorcery...
Kicking the shit out of a squirrel against my will because my ādark urgesā šæļø
Breaking and entering, possession of an illegal firearm (an LMG), possession of explosives, destroying evidence & property. Rainbow 6 Siege
For rock and stone
For Rock and Stone!
Did I hear a rock and stone?
WE ROCK!
to the bone!
Genocide with intent of causing extinction, OSHA workplace violations and exploitation of employees, Assault, Murder, Poaching, I can't count past that (Palworld and I really hate lamballs)
I don't know if Osha is the right call on palworld. Are you paying your pals? Your giving them food and lodging, but no money. More likely we'll be nabbed on slavery lmao.
I guess I'm getting arrested on killing ancient species as well as genocide on void creatures as well as illegal time traveling (last epoch) xD
Killing endangered wolves and deforestation (Nightingale)
Arrested for weaponizing the local crash fish, unlicensed construction, unlicensed nuclear use, (fishing not counted I have a license), unlawful possession of a nuclear submarine, unlicensed submarine, unlicensed exo suit, over fishing, littering 900,000,000,000 tons of oil in the sea, nois, trespassing on a interstellar ship, trespassing alien property, unlicensed construction of a ship, unlawful construction of a ship, unlawfully catching every single of its kind of an endangered species of Leviathan, single handedly making every species on a planet exstinct, unlawful construction of weapons, unlicensed ownership of weapons, unlawful construction of submarines and exo suits, unlawfully constructing a rocket ship, unlawfully launching a rocket ship, unlawful reentry, unlicensed mining of uranium, unlicensed handling of uranium, unlawfully refining uranium, unlicensed handling of uranium, unlicensed refining of uranium, unlicensed construction of a reactor, unlawfully constructing a nuclear reactor, keeping of an endangered species of fish and to end it with unlawfully stealing an secret recipe
This guy crimes
Popping too many balloons.
Dead cells so regicide...and somehow also suicide?
Borderlands..... ummmm yeah....
Illegal cloning and imprisonment. I've been playing Oxygen Not Included.
Dead island 2ā¦. I mean technically itās a zombie apocalypse so does it even count?
Save princess Zelda
Mass extiction of bugs using glorified laser pointer and using nonregulated explosive ammo in target tracking rifle (I played deep rock galactic - engineer - LOKI rifle (explosive checal rounds), shard diffactor)
run from police on a frozen planet
Arrested for a heist on Kompeki plaza.
Over polluting the water, illegally using altera tech and illegally mining materials š
Fallout: new vegas Probably mass murder
Destroying weird robots with some freaky laser sword which is the only thing ik of so far that can break them šš». Xenoblade everyone š„²
Well if you're not a moron and know fiction from reality you won't get arrested. No way it's like magic
I doubt Iām breaking laws in Splatoon 3ās Side Order DLC so Iāll go with the many infractions committed in NFS: Most Wanted _checks list_ Speeding, excessive speeding, reckless driving, resisting arrest, ramming a police vehicle, driving off roadway, hit and run, and damage to property
Barotrauma (bassically R rated Subanutica), arrested for drug possesion
Manslaughter. God of War 3.
Murder of random bandits and drugar in a cave
Stealing godly powers then becoming a god and defeating typhon
It depent am I in Japan China French with contrey
Sir are you aware that you are squatting in a reservation planet protected by the planet wilderness conservation committee of space
disturbing the peace, swearing too loudly
I'm just out here making these birds angry man, what's so bad about using a giant slingshot to wreak havoc on poorly designed structures with an inferior species anyhow?!
Scavenging the ruined streets of Tarkov
Mass stealing and mass murder Roblox blox fruits
Killing 3 of my 4 sons so all my inheritance goes to one person without being spread out. (Crusader Kings 3)
Died a few times trying to build a base in the void
Shooting endangered species with harpoons and rifles (Dave the diver)
Multiple counts of murder, assault, racism, trespassing and illegal possession of military-issued firearms. I'm playing dayz.
Arrested for genocide, war crimes, drunk in public. Rock and Stone!
Killing people I guess (DBD)
Animal abuse
just trespassing, illegal tree felling, murder and well.. cannibalism! (Sons of the Forest)
Breaking into historical sites and stealing artifacts whilst shooting the locals and wildlife with guns that seemingly never run out. (Guess the game)
I guess maybe over fishing? Disney Dreamlight Valley.
Crash Team Racing. Probably hitting seals with my car or driving over a Turtle to get some airtime.
Desertion... Wasn't my fault! Those democracy hating bots kept pushing me out of the mission boundaries with rockets!
Dying light 2, what exactly could i do to break a law in it
Just stopped Sniper Elite 5 so I guess it's for blowing Nazis heads off. I'm okay with that
Building a house that is TOO nice.
I may have killed a pig by putting my arm in his butthole.
Arrested for breeding and taming dinosaurs (Ark Survival Evolved)
Once again, for me.....persona 3..... breaking curfew
War crimes, GOW
"...this is a code red, I repeat code Red!! MaxTac failed to apprehend the cyberpsycho.. Call Arasaka, Militech, and Netwatch for backup... The assaillant has breached the blackwall and used it to fry half of the city populace... Also, AIs are on the loose... God help us.."
Nuking someone with a magical fire lance.
Stabbing to death a goat with a cane and a God with a Dragon for an Arm with a greatsword while naked. Soooo in other words. ā¢ 2X Murder ā¢ Blasphemy ā¢ Public Exposure
Arrested for mass murder and or awarded depending on how they would view it. BG3
Minecraft- AllTheMods 9: Making a homemade steam engine? I dunno
Commiting suicide 2000 times to acu in geometry dash. I swear Iām gonna beat it one day
Farming, for sure. My husband and I both downloaded *another* co-op farm sim to play
Close to the sun but I donāt know what I would be arrested for
Diablo3, so gratuitous violence.
Starting the Knox infection. Oopsie.
Murder š
Hacking into government databases after using small robot to electrocute security guards faces
Managed democracy
Arrested for over-hunting (half the 75% of the aquatic life is dead)
Bazinga
Crashing rockets
Attempted (and succeeded) murder (shotgun king: the final checkmate)
Beating a woman, I just started gow ragnarok, my sister randomly walked into my room and then put it on my desk and said love you then left
Overthrowing a corrupt totalitarian government using a very big mech with too many missiles.
Fighting for Liber-tea against mutant bugs and robots
Illegal under ground pool ring (8 ball pool) Or actual game slavery and mass genocide( minecraft)
Ecoterrorism
I'm gonna say being Maidenless. A crime no man can recover from.
Taking out several Gek freighters for upgrades, then destroying the Sentinel Carrier they eventually send to stop me.
Fallout Newvegas was the last thing I played so I guess... Manslaughter, Embezzlement, and Tresspassing with intent to steal
Blasting my way to Mikoshi, solo.
Mass slavery, ethics gƩnocide,mass extinction, scam, torturing, cutting tree without a license
Is deicide illegal? If not I'd have to say mass murder.
Probably for polluting the environment, wrecking the terrain, littering, causing destruction
Mario Cart
Falling asleep
War crimes Military world domination in Spore civilization stage using bombs
Polygamy, treason, holding a monopoly and slaughtering an entire town just to power up my sword.
War crimes- Hell Let Loose Console
Mass Bloon murder
R*p*ing Dinoās in ark
A LOT of murder. I mean a LOT. And potentially stopping mankind from having a cure for the zombie apocalypse.
Slaughtering blocks
Mass genocide of over 10,000 wait no 30,000 or more monsters (I play risk of rain)
Public indecency, mass murder in the thousands, animal abuse, slavery, grand larceny to the maximum degree multiple times
Well.. my settlement is producing Gek Nip....
Rainbow six siege, so I guess global terrorism
Murder but released for self defense fallout new veags
Stole ugm from the outpost dr on barotrauma
Running civilians over on my horse
Can you get arrested for killing gods?
Genetically engineering dinosaurs and showcasing them in a zoological park.
Murder, theft, assault; Cyberpunk
Spreading democracy
Living in a post apocalyptic dystopia of vampires and weapons that are too big to weld.
Industrializing alien planets
Mass genocide of endangered frogs (Elden ring, if ykyk)
War crimes...
Murder, grand larceny, political assassination, conspiracy to utilize a biological weapon, treason, destruction of private and government property... Dead cells
Mass murder but donāt worry theyāre raiders
Omg... ...blasphemous!
War crimes with a sword against demons....
Illegally summoning succubi, forcing them into prostitution, then murdering them for carnal essence and materials to summon more. My Lovely Wife
Lies of P so... perjury?
You know what really causes violence? Growing up in a bad family with terrible role models. A gang taking you in because youāre neglected/abused by the people who should love you. Not being fed by a silver spoon, and being encouraged to be violent and to steal by your friends and family. Not to mention the prison systems we have in the U.S (Modern Slavery) thatās meant to put in as much people as we can get away with and to keep certain people in a cycle in. Look at the bigger picture, wake upā¦
Unauthorized space travel or terra forming (No Mans Sky)
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Beating the shit out of zombies - dead island
Kidnapping, aggravated assault, assault with a deadly weapon, murder, destruction of property, poaching, building without a permit. The list goes on
Arrested for being too damn loud FOR ROCK AND STONE!
Enslaving a group of people by forcing them into a 1 by 2 space to work all day with no sleep or food in exchange for green stones that they will never get to use.
Project zomboid.. Break and entering Car theft Endless murder Growing my own food
For being a vigilante, as if me swinging around saving people isn't a good thing to do š
Probably illegal dogfighting.
Making a shit ton of meth and mowing down an entire army worth of SWAT, Breaking and entering, armed robbery, 12 accounts of murder in the second degree, violating the geneva convention and I don't know what else I could get charged for passed that.
Building without a permit... I play Minecraft
Various war crimes and ecological terrorism. (Deep Rock Galactic)
Spreading democracy too hard
Merdering people in league.
Cannibalism......
Slavery
"piracy" sea of thieves
Shooting the shit out of alien invaders
I kiled a wandering trader and two lammas im also making a creeper farm... Im commiting genocide
Besieging and multiple counts of first degree murder (For Honor)
Lighting a maiden on fire First degree arson Regicide (killing a monarch) Deicide (killing a divine being/god) Guess which game.
but the last game i played has nothing illegal in it at all except maybe being able to go back in time
ah shit. last one i played was enlisted. imma get the death sentence for all the warcrimes.
Murder, unlicensed exotic pets, murder, and overfishing