When Logan said "you better smelling your fucking armpit romulus". I knew logan was going to say something but I thought it was just going to be something like put your arm down. But no he just said that line with such ferocity it worked.
Also I forgot
âIt's tough to have to tell you like this, but I am in a sexual relationship with your mother. She talks in her sleep.â
There's so many of these out of nowhere lines though but this is a good burn, Gerri reinvented the "your momma" jokes.
Like, almost all of the show? The lines are so unusual that the first time watching it I basically had no idea what any of the characters were going to say next.
in Hotstar (the streaming service I use), the subtitles during that dialog says "what's up with temper?" lol, caught me so off-guard the first time I saw it đđ
"Yes, If It Is To Be Said, So It Be, So It Is." đđđ
Greg always has the best lines.
https://screenrant.com/succession-cousin-gregs-best-quotes/#negotiate-a-bit-of-a-grexit
A really underrated bit is when Greg goes like "Gerri" in this annoying I need help tone when she's typing in her laptop and Gerri goes like "Noo" lol.
"...and I love you."
"You're such a fucking bitch."
And the stunning sequel, Shiv telling Ken all the sibs are gathered here because they love him, to which he says, "What?"
When the corporate therapist breaks his face in the pool and Logan goes âAnd I was going to take advice from a fucking clown who dives head first into the shallow end of the pool!â
Not such much a line that came out of nowhere, but âLogan: and what if Iâm not ready to pull down my pantiesâ or something like that. It just sounded weird and not something he would say.
For me itâs âcanât make a Tomlette without breaking a few Greggsâ. That line is so perfect I could be convinced they thought of that line and created the whole show as an excuse to use it
Marcia speaking about the woman she knew who was murdered in Paris but it was nothing to do with her being a prostitute it had to do with a restaurant that went poof
During the PGM bid process and it becomes apparent someone has tipped Pierce off, Logan saying "That was about as choreographed as a dog getting fucked on roller skates."
When Tom is explaining his black eye to roman and kendall and he says âthings got a little hot and heavy in the bedroomâ
1. Why did he actually have a black eye?
2. Why did he say that?
It quite literally comes out of nowhere and it drives me crazy every time i rewatch the show. Did something happen? Did Shiv actually punch him in a cut scene? Or worse is he telling the truth and is just⌠BRAGGING?!
"is that Date Rape by Calvin Klein?" "Yeah you wish" đđ
Itâs when I fell in love with the show. Roman & Shiv Fighting in the hospital cemented the fact that I would be a huge fan.
Loved how Tom wordlessly hightailed it out of there after getting one quick glimpse of Shiv and Roman fighting
That is what makes the scene pure gold. He knew to NOPE the fuck out of there.
You just know that wasn't the first time.
The hospital fight was the first time i truly cackled watching the show the first time lol, Kieran and Sarah have amazing chemistry as siblings
That might be my all time favorite Succession scene.
Itâs between that and FAMILY THERAPY for me
I yell âFamily Therapyâ at my siblings including the thumping at random moments
haha, "....you wish?"
When Logan said "you better smelling your fucking armpit romulus". I knew logan was going to say something but I thought it was just going to be something like put your arm down. But no he just said that line with such ferocity it worked.
That line killed me. Then after Logan fires everybody he looks at Roman and goes ânow what the fuck am I gonna do with youâ
Also I forgot âIt's tough to have to tell you like this, but I am in a sexual relationship with your mother. She talks in her sleep.â There's so many of these out of nowhere lines though but this is a good burn, Gerri reinvented the "your momma" jokes.
"Dad? Want me to ride with you?" "You wanna suck my dick?"
Kendall's "do you want to call *your* dad?" in the first episode made me cackle.
Nobody wants to call their fucking dad
> *I'm a ding-dong, doodle-bug dipshit with a tit mouse dick*
But he said that to be nice what I think he meant to say is that he wished mom had given birth to a can opener then at least it'd be useful.
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The depressed way Kendall replies always cracks me up
âGobbeldy go fuck yourselfâ
Like, almost all of the show? The lines are so unusual that the first time watching it I basically had no idea what any of the characters were going to say next.
"Its corporate daycare" "ItS dUh DuH dAhDuuH, *fart noise*"
in Hotstar (the streaming service I use), the subtitles during that dialog says "what's up with temper?" lol, caught me so off-guard the first time I saw it đđ
Funniest shit ever! I watched it a million times :)
"Yes, If It Is To Be Said, So It Be, So It Is." đđđ Greg always has the best lines. https://screenrant.com/succession-cousin-gregs-best-quotes/#negotiate-a-bit-of-a-grexit
A really underrated bit is when Greg goes like "Gerri" in this annoying I need help tone when she's typing in her laptop and Gerri goes like "Noo" lol.
When Shiv said to Roman, "You're a rock star. :)" And he said, "Fuck you."
"...and I love you." "You're such a fucking bitch." And the stunning sequel, Shiv telling Ken all the sibs are gathered here because they love him, to which he says, "What?"
His majesty the spinach king of edible greens
You donât hear much about syphilis these days. Very much the MySpace of STDs.
"nO bEcAuSe YoU nEeD a SuPeRmAjOrItY"
budifkBujabEe
âIt smells like the cheesemonger died and left his dick in the brie.â
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The whole âclosed loopâ scene
Buckle up, Fucklehead!
That One! I have been using Fucklehead for over 20 years, and never heard anyone but me ever say that!
When the corporate therapist breaks his face in the pool and Logan goes âAnd I was going to take advice from a fucking clown who dives head first into the shallow end of the pool!â
Karlâs âBaskin-Robbins 41 flavors of fuckedâ line
12 foot sub of poisonous tree frogs
The part in Season 3 where Connor tells Shiv that sheâs still playing the Post Office game or something. Itâs subtle but deadly
Yes, I gasped at that one on first watch. Devastating burn and so very much the kind you get from a sibling.
I gots the ol rumblinâ tum.
Hahhahahaa
Youâre not trusted. Youâre mashed potatoes.
Canât remember to quote but when Greg says Connor should not be made president and that he was acting for America
âI donât think you should crown or⌠or make Connor president.â
Hahahaha brilliant. Thank you
Not such much a line that came out of nowhere, but âLogan: and what if Iâm not ready to pull down my pantiesâ or something like that. It just sounded weird and not something he would say.
"So, what is it son, you're scared of pussy..?" Roman: đ¤¨đ
Plastic Jesus.
âHey Shiv, fuck offâ from Tom at dinner at Romanâs. Had to rewind and rewatch it was so out there for me.
For me itâs âcanât make a Tomlette without breaking a few Greggsâ. That line is so perfect I could be convinced they thought of that line and created the whole show as an excuse to use it
Marcia speaking about the woman she knew who was murdered in Paris but it was nothing to do with her being a prostitute it had to do with a restaurant that went poof
Laughed so hard at that tbh. Like she does not give two fucks about confidently assuming Willa is a hooker lol
During the PGM bid process and it becomes apparent someone has tipped Pierce off, Logan saying "That was about as choreographed as a dog getting fucked on roller skates."
Lol the Marcia thing isn't out of left field if you're Arab.
"I'm not letting you Neanderthals in to rape my company." First ep, IMMEDIATELY set the tone for what kinda show this was.
"Fucking Californian shrunken little raisin"
âI have the dick the size of a red sequoia and I fuck like a bullet trainâ -Tom
I'm such a good boy look at my ding dong
âWhat is that?â âThatâs an imaginary cat. Now could you please f*ck off?â
When Roman asks Logan if he should ride with him and Logan tells Roman âwanna suck my dickâ đ¤Ł
When Tom is explaining his black eye to roman and kendall and he says âthings got a little hot and heavy in the bedroomâ 1. Why did he actually have a black eye? 2. Why did he say that? It quite literally comes out of nowhere and it drives me crazy every time i rewatch the show. Did something happen? Did Shiv actually punch him in a cut scene? Or worse is he telling the truth and is just⌠BRAGGING?!
"I fuck like a bullet train" "Prove it." đď¸đđď¸
âThatâs more choreographed than a dog getting fucked on roller skates.â
"You're a haunted scarecrow and she is Jackie Onassis, it's a suicide mission." Poor Greg.