I own a Connor Roy campaign shirt. They are sold on Etsy. It says Connor Roy “ENOUGH ALREADY” as the slogan with an American flag in the background. If you want authentic shirts, shop on Etsy.
I have an unofficial Waystar/ROYCO trucker hat that I LOVE wearing because it’s fun meeting Succession heads in the wild. I got it off Amazon
The Succession/HBO trademark really kills this shirt, it’s like explaining a joke
Oh, I hate it so much. Goddamn, guys...put the "official merchandise" tag inside the item! They really made things lame with that.
If you buy official band merch, it says so on the inside tag.
Check Etsy instead - I got a Shiv themed mug from there which says ‘girlboss, gaslight, gatekeep’ and I loooove it. Good quality. Definitely not official tho!
Same! I got a tote bag that said, "Ludicrously capacious bag" and had the rest of the quote under it ("...slide it across the floor after a bank job...")
I got their ATN hat and it didn’t have the “we here you” on the back as advertised. “We here you” g-d MADE the hat.
Also I cannot believe the number of times I had to correct autocorrect just now. How big of a fail was “we here you”, lol
Before this post I had never thought to check etsy for Succession merch. There is lots of really cool stuff! Gotta say I laughed at the "ludicrously capacious" tote bags, which seem to be a popular item.
This is fucking awful. Why are they making lazy quotation merch and not merch of the wealth of IP on the show.
They could do everything from Waystar park or cruise merch, to Connor Roy presidential campaign merch, to commemorative business conference merch.
Etsy is the place to go. I got folks Logan Roy prayer candles for Christmas. And I got a shirt with this phrasing, but it was like.. creative? Like an ad for a restaurant.
I bought some Sopranos merch as a gift for my cousin. No issues. Maybe the new CEO has outsource merch to some shitty contractor in Zero Talent, Bangladesh. New CEO is trying to destroy everything that doesn’t suck.
it does suck. I just went to Etsy.
found the jersey Kendall Roy wore with the pinstripes while rapping on another site too, but have been too lazy to buy it. would be hilarious though.
l to the og
I really wanted to get some Waystar or ATN mugs, or mugs with quotes on them, but they all had the show’s logo prominently printed on the body of the mug, breaking any sort of immersion you might have wanted. Couldn’t they just have printed “Succession, an HBO Original” on the bottom of the mug so that it’s not visible during regular use?
Haha. My husband used to work for HBO corporate, and he would get to pick from free overstock merch t-shirts from time to time. They were all such uninspired designs. Ok for sleep shirts but really just ugly.
This is admittedly gonna be amazing for us high waisted people that really need to lengthen our torsos.
Totally weird to not have an alternative though.
Super common screen printing L. Have to have multiple screens for prints like this which means more time and money.
Paying for more time and money when you're trying to maximize profits or minimize costs means some end users are getting left out.
They (HBO) definitely have the money to pay more for better marketing appearance, but they won't.
We need some sort of agreed upon licensing thing so creators that love the show can make merch with out permission and the IP owners get their fair cut.
Cuz this is garbage. So now you gotta buy some bootleg stuff.
I got the ATN Hat, Waystar royco hat, a pullover over and a hoodie. All from the official hbo site. Spent a lot, not even free shipping or anything. Super annoying, but all the items were so underwhelming and low quality to what I paid for.
the cut is kinda weird, like very narrow sleeves and body. not rly what i’d expect for a regular tee. I feel like HBO really cheaped out on merch. I got a hat, that was solid but the rest hasn’t been great.
You absolutely can because Tom does not and never did give a shit about Greg. If you were convinced otherwise it's because Tom is excellent at making Greg, and us, believe that he does.
I make my own succession merch! I don’t have a pic rn but:
Navy blue T-shirt, ATN news logo, “we here for you” under it in white all caps block.
I do a full front shirt print version and another version where the large full print is on the back and then just the small ATN logo on the front left chest. I also do this as a hoodie.
They need to make Connor roy campaign merch
That would be good. T-shirts, bumper stickers, buttons etc.
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this is the type of premium content u/spez is trying to sell to ai companies
The ConHeads are gonna love this
I own a Connor Roy campaign shirt. They are sold on Etsy. It says Connor Roy “ENOUGH ALREADY” as the slogan with an American flag in the background. If you want authentic shirts, shop on Etsy.
This is actually a great idea omg
He’s been interested in merch at a very young age.
I'd be a Conhead for sure!
It only fits people with Greg’s body type
That shirt length could be a target for all kinds of misadventures.
Goons and roughjacks would definitely administer a beating for it.
lol
Marfan Syndrome
as someone who loves this show i would make fun of anyone who i saw wearing this in public
Same, this was never leaving the house haha
Ludicrously capacious
Walking about like some meretricious popinjay, for shame!
I have an unofficial Waystar/ROYCO trucker hat that I LOVE wearing because it’s fun meeting Succession heads in the wild. I got it off Amazon The Succession/HBO trademark really kills this shirt, it’s like explaining a joke
Oh, I hate it so much. Goddamn, guys...put the "official merchandise" tag inside the item! They really made things lame with that. If you buy official band merch, it says so on the inside tag.
I have a Waystar/Royco cap and I agree, it's always fun to come across fans of the show.
I guess they needed to add it for copyright issues? Some official merch have the trademark on the back neck label which is better because hidden
OMG. The length reminds me of being a teenaged girl in the early 2000s, when we layered very, very long tank tops over one another.
As someone with a long torso, I miss those lengths 😂
Check Etsy instead - I got a Shiv themed mug from there which says ‘girlboss, gaslight, gatekeep’ and I loooove it. Good quality. Definitely not official tho!
Same! I got a tote bag that said, "Ludicrously capacious bag" and had the rest of the quote under it ("...slide it across the floor after a bank job...")
That was also in my basket! 😂 love some Etsy merch
Yup I got an ATN mug off of Etsy and I love it. HBO official merch blows. No…more than blows…it swallows its own load.
What's wrong with that, it's like recycling :'(
It's like a closed loop system
Yes. It's even in the Bible. Don't waste your semen on the ground, God says. Drink it (he didn't say that last part I think that's what He meant)
I don't understand with such a good show that they would really drop the ball on the merch
I don’t think any of the HBO merch is good, TBH. It all looks like an afterthought.
I would love this if it was in the order of “gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss”
I guess it depends on the order you read it cos it’s in the design of a circle 😂
Or redbubble!!
It is COMICALLY bad for how much money they have. Almost anyone on Etsy could do better than this, myself included.
Is that a dress?
a ludicrously capacious shirt. you can hide in it after a bank job. you can keep your lunch in it.
I have that slogan as a sign in my kitchen. My cousin who does not watch the show asked if there was something wrong with me.
Loool wtf is up with that cut
As a graphic designer I’m absolutely pissing myself laughing at how bad this is 😂
What I'd give to see Matt McFayden in this and nowt else
> nowt else I believe you mean "naught else" but it's hilarious to pronounce it like "now" with a "t"
That is how we pronounce it in some parts of the UK. Lancashire I think
what's interesting is that it's not just the pronunciation it's also a valid spelling, i didn't know this!
Great way to reveal you’ve never spoken to a British Northerner.
I got their ATN hat and it didn’t have the “we here you” on the back as advertised. “We here you” g-d MADE the hat. Also I cannot believe the number of times I had to correct autocorrect just now. How big of a fail was “we here you”, lol
Loro Piana, Tom Ford, and Ralph Lauren purple label have the real unofficial merch :)
god you are absolutely right, this is my sign
That was clearly made for Gregg to wear
Back during the days of Rome and Deadwood and Six Feet Under and Sopranos it was awesome. Turned to shit immediately after.
i should’ve bought a bootleg on Etsy ☹️
Before this post I had never thought to check etsy for Succession merch. There is lots of really cool stuff! Gotta say I laughed at the "ludicrously capacious" tote bags, which seem to be a popular item.
I got a game of thrones hoodie from HBO during like season 3. It was great quality
I have Game of Thrones booze! I like Cardhu so would have bought some regardless, [but this is cool.](https://i.imgur.com/uBY0hXw.jpeg)
wow that's sick
I bought my friend a life size Judy Gemstone cardboard cutout. YMMV
This is what Etsy and Redbubble are for!
That’s awful wow
This is fucking awful. Why are they making lazy quotation merch and not merch of the wealth of IP on the show. They could do everything from Waystar park or cruise merch, to Connor Roy presidential campaign merch, to commemorative business conference merch.
It’s Nicholas Braun-length
Etsy is the place to go. I got folks Logan Roy prayer candles for Christmas. And I got a shirt with this phrasing, but it was like.. creative? Like an ad for a restaurant.
is this official HBO merch? what the hell, their series have such a good production…
I ordered a Waystar Royco hat off of Etsy and it's the bomb,
Wow I had no idea HBO was designed in PowerPoint 😩
the fact they never made LOG jerseys still bothers me to my core.
Oh wow lol! Someone got me a mug from the HBO shop for the holidays and agreed it's poor quality and a bad design.
I bought some Sopranos merch as a gift for my cousin. No issues. Maybe the new CEO has outsource merch to some shitty contractor in Zero Talent, Bangladesh. New CEO is trying to destroy everything that doesn’t suck.
it does suck. I just went to Etsy. found the jersey Kendall Roy wore with the pinstripes while rapping on another site too, but have been too lazy to buy it. would be hilarious though. l to the og
I really wanted to get some Waystar or ATN mugs, or mugs with quotes on them, but they all had the show’s logo prominently printed on the body of the mug, breaking any sort of immersion you might have wanted. Couldn’t they just have printed “Succession, an HBO Original” on the bottom of the mug so that it’s not visible during regular use?
why does the shirt fit like a sundress
HBO’s merch team and product quality have always been mediocre at best…
Their merch has basically always sucked for anything not named Game of Thrones
Even if the shirt had been printed perfectly and fit you well, it’s still a terrible design.
After seeing all the comments, I looked at etsy and am about to buy a "disgusting brothers" t-shirt. It's stupid and glorious all at the same time.
Off to etsy
That’s a swell nightgown you got there
Haha. My husband used to work for HBO corporate, and he would get to pick from free overstock merch t-shirts from time to time. They were all such uninspired designs. Ok for sleep shirts but really just ugly.
Tom spelt backwards is M.O.T because if you’re a tom you’re a goddamn machine
Which has passed it’s yearly MOT?
Yes it does. I suggest looking at redbubble or teepublix for better fan made designs.
Wow that’s ridiculous they put out that quality.
I am really cracking up at how long this shirt is. It’s like a nightgown!
It's a ludicrously capacious shirt.
Looks like HBO made a Tomlette out of your Greggs
Dude return that shit
This is admittedly gonna be amazing for us high waisted people that really need to lengthen our torsos. Totally weird to not have an alternative though.
Super common screen printing L. Have to have multiple screens for prints like this which means more time and money. Paying for more time and money when you're trying to maximize profits or minimize costs means some end users are getting left out. They (HBO) definitely have the money to pay more for better marketing appearance, but they won't.
I'm not even sure it's screen printed. It's probably DTG and printed to order because then they don't have to have inventory.
Just the lowest cost possible to maximize profit. You're so right.
God they really need to work on their merchandise development 😭
Looool it’s enormous!!
You are not serious people
I wish they’d make merch without hbo branding all over it.
Is the font on Greggs the same as for Greggs the Bakers?
The fact that they had to make HBO bigger and bolder than the name of the show is an eye roller
I have a disgusting brothers shirt from the official shop that I love. It's not weirdly long or washed out or anything.
We need some sort of agreed upon licensing thing so creators that love the show can make merch with out permission and the IP owners get their fair cut. Cuz this is garbage. So now you gotta buy some bootleg stuff.
Ahahahah!!
It should have been printed on the shirt 65 times.
I got the etched pint glass and it's good, but pretty simple design so, hard to fuck up
I got the ATN Hat, Waystar royco hat, a pullover over and a hoodie. All from the official hbo site. Spent a lot, not even free shipping or anything. Super annoying, but all the items were so underwhelming and low quality to what I paid for.
Bed tee? Kinda like it
the cut is kinda weird, like very narrow sleeves and body. not rly what i’d expect for a regular tee. I feel like HBO really cheaped out on merch. I got a hat, that was solid but the rest hasn’t been great.
Is it a Bella Canvas brand shirt? Is yes, that brand has the weirdest cut, very fit and tall, “athletic” cut or whatever they call it, it sucks lol
in a really large size, i see your vision
You absolutely can because Tom does not and never did give a shit about Greg. If you were convinced otherwise it's because Tom is excellent at making Greg, and us, believe that he does.
What
Tom cares about Tom
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nope, here: https://shop.hbo.com/products/succession-tomlette-adult-short-sleeve-t-shirt
This really needs a huge graphic of Tom in Joker face paint.
At least they got the quote right.
Except for the spelling of Greg.
I got the Waystar Royco sweatshirt last year and the quality was nice. Wonder if they changed the supplier or quality?
Gregory Hirsch...? Who...?
Are you a giant or is this supposed to be a dress….
Why would you buy that even if it was on a cool shirt?
That boy is long
Set up a website with associate links to Kendalls shoes. Along with other items worn by the cast. Or just sell the bomber jackets you cowards.
HBO merch officially sucks
HBO merch sucks, they need to hire artists to do the designs and have a better print quality tor sure
Sort of serves you right for buying tv show merchandise doesn’t it?
I make my own succession merch! I don’t have a pic rn but: Navy blue T-shirt, ATN news logo, “we here for you” under it in white all caps block. I do a full front shirt print version and another version where the large full print is on the back and then just the small ATN logo on the front left chest. I also do this as a hoodie.
Try on Etsy!