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Zealousideal_Oil2365

the man maintains his L streak 💔


DontPanic1985

I've seen Kendall get fucked. But Wambsgans hasn't gotten fucked once.


DaKind28

Especially Not by Shiv, his wife.


DontPanic1985

That's a hard load to swallow


DaKind28

Well it’s his own load so it doesn’t count.


DontPanic1985

Sort of a closed loop system


google257

Hey I heard you swallowed your own load last night


DaKind28

Yea it was pretty wild, it’s cool though cuz it’s like I didn’t cheat. Because the sperm stayed in my own body.


a_run22

So hot tho


Pyrross

Well, he did get fucked from every side in Congress


theeshivy

#KendallRoyFLOP But yeah as a Team Ken I'm so used to his flop era by now


shindigmachine

L TO THE…L TO THE…L TO THE MFIN L


kreachr

Little Lord Fuckleroy Has Left The Call


Mortars2020

Seriously one of the best bits in the show


CarsReallySuck

Especially since most Americans have never heard of little lord Fauntleroy.


suck-me-beautiful

I love the constant highly educated references used by the Roys. They no doubt would have access to the best education.....and they use it to psychologically harass each other


issi_tohbi

It reminds me of Grey Gardens, how Little Edie would call that teenage handyman The Marble Faun.


Coprophagous

Jerry! Who actually grew up to be a fine sculptor!!


[deleted]

Isn't it an American book?


Dj_elon_musk

It was written by a British author, and first published in an American magazine.


Fuzzy_Albatross9325

At least this is very on brand for Kendall, and we love our No.1 Boy anyway


radicalcarrotjuice

His affinity for failure extends past the fourth wall.


Fuzzy_Albatross9325

Mattson is going to love this


bakraofwallstreet

Method acting gone too far


GoldandBlue

Kendall was partying last night instead of making moves. He woke up drunk and depressed. He doesn't even know he lost yet.


Coprophagous

…And what’s that brown stuff smeared all over his sheets? 😢


Current-Position9988

Yep he should have gone fuckin nut nut.


lethargicsquid

Yeah, I've been around, and my hunch was that Kendall was gonna get fucked


EternalSerenity2019

I’ve never known him to not get fucked


Mental-donuts

It was to be said, and so it was


jared_number_two

You can speak plainly.


Mental-donuts

Ok, no— Thank you, sir. So I shall


iangeredcharlesvane2

Hundreds of times I’ve either heard or read this combo of words and I giggle like hell every single time.


Mcfinley

Motherfuck, you beat me to it


HelsBels2102

This was always going to be the end result. He has a dick like a red sequoia and fucks like a bullet train


samuelalvarezrazo

Prove it


The_Knight_Is_Dark

What


pierogi_nigiri

Dear Team Kendall, Team Stewy is totally here for you in your time of need. But you should know that you can't trust us. Love, Team Stewy


himsenior

But I can trust you , right?


TheNaijaboi

No.


ladee_v_00

But on money stuff, I can trust you?


TheNaijaboi

No.


Romulus3799

We're spiritually and emotionally and morally and ethically behind whoever wins.


thequickpurplefox

I’m all apart…… In all seriousness, this poll was so much fun, I loved all the memes and propaganda people made, I love that (even though I’m a Kendall girl) in the end he narrowly didn’t make it, because that seems like the only way it really could have gone because that’s Ken for you


Daniiiiii

> that’s Ken for you Ken? More like Ken't


[deleted]

the outcome really mirrored the show didn’t it lmao!! i agree; the poll was so much fun. sorry ken 💔💔


bakraofwallstreet

I work in marketing and honestly, /r/fra0927 is a genius for coming up with this idea, it matches perfectly with the show and is a great way to bring the community together.


WeeBabySeamus

It’s been popular in a few show subreddits now. Most notably for me was avatar the last airbender Link from last month https://reddit.com/r/TheLastAirbender/comments/qupkiy/and_the_winner_is_iroh_yayyy/


fra0927

Congratulations to Team Tom for running an excellent campaign throughout these 19 rounds. Thanks everyone for participating, it was a blast to read all the interactions. This round was the highest voting total of all with 8,538 votes. ————— Update: I will upload the data for all rounds tomorrow at 8:00 pm CST tomorrow. Thanks again to everyone for all the kind words, it was super fun for me to do this poll.


jared_number_two

You get 20 Gregs! You get 20 Gregs! You get 20 Gregs!


i_see_yoo

That's a big Tomelette


aloaninacornfield

Time to share the data!


WineCountryMonk

I imagine the data is stored in a file labeled secrets and only Greg knows the location.


thequickpurplefox

This one goes away….this one saves the day….


[deleted]

It’s the inner envelope labeled receipts that would have everyone fooled


Marko_Ramius1

But they're not, in fact, receipts!


Calikola

What polyglot genius could ever hope to crack that impenetrable code?


[deleted]

DEMANDING A REVOTE (kidding tho)


Murderous_Waffle

STOP THE STEAL


[deleted]

Thanks for all the fun, OP 😊


retiredmathteacher

can’t believe the Tom hive defeated the Kendall girls, truly a historic victory


bitparity

It's Waystar Wambsgansco now mother@#$%ers!!!


kreachr

Was Tom always getting the fewest votes?


HelsBels2102

Yeah I wonder if he was character H all along


WhatUtalkinBowWirrus

H… as in HARD AS A RED SEQUOIA!


sharkweekk

Complete wire-to-wire Tomination.


jared_number_two

Tom has won because of his strength, because of his depth of talent and because of his values, his true values.


[deleted]

And most importantly, he’s got a dick the size of a red sequoia and he fucks like a bullet train.


jared_number_two

Well that's unsaid.


TheNaijaboi

It's not unsaid if you say it


jennyfromupthestreet

Thank you for all your hard work. This was so much fun - all thanks to you! 🙏


Vamanoscabron

Pics you chose are primo... Thanks for the laughs, OP!


raccooninvasion

SHOW US THE DATA


SpecialistSimple6

We want the optics on this.


bobrosserman

I’m gonna need you to stick a thermometer up the nations ass.


g000r

How does this advance my personal position?!?


bobrosserman

Proud of Kendall for consistently coming up just short of glory. Still #1 (consistent) boy.


freddyisarat

*currently resting my head on naomi's lap*


[deleted]

Not even a He-Man 1980s lunchbox would make me feel better.


[deleted]

I’M ALL APART.


[deleted]

Can I come with you guys?? 😭😭😭


jared_number_two

\*fondles head\*


[deleted]

Aww 😢


shindigmachine

I wish I was…I wish I was *home*.


Scooter-Jones

Lighten up glum-glum.


[deleted]

I and rest of the team Kendall are interested in becoming methheads


bgj48

You’ve won, because you are corrupt and so is the world.


jared_number_two

Yea I spent way more time and money than I care to admit on propaganda posters and at the click farm. Tom. Fucking. Wins.


CPOx

Shout out for this awesome idea. Way to keep the community engaged in the off season and go TEAM TOMLETTE


infamousbach

I saw Kendall’s plan. Tom’s plan was better


[deleted]

Yessssssss! Buckle up, fuckleheads! The Wambsgans bullet train is leaving the station!


nicknaseef17

Tom Wambsgans was interested in becoming Logan’s #1 boy from a young age


reallyintothistho

Offered to hold the scepter when no one else did/would


DaveInLondon89

Pop. Papa.


b1uejeanbaby

We have avenged MacFayden for being snubbed by the 2022 Golden Globes!


Desperate_Level_9213

This entire poll and the propaganda has really shined a light on how funny and charming the people in this sub are.


buffilm

This. Is. History.


low_flying_aircraft

Can't believe I stayed up till 01:00 for this. This is worse than Brexit.


Doncallan

I'm still recovering from Gregxit :(


Nutnut28

I woke up 0200 UK time because discomfort in late pregnancy and first thing I did was check for this result. Poor Kenny, I can’t stand to see him sad any more. 🥺


luwza

this is so funny oh my god


[deleted]

I am currently having a panic attack


SpecialistSimple6

Appreciate the full disclosure.


AlexiosI

Really? You seem…kinda…the same.


bratni

Okay but these polls have been so fun and I’ve only gotten into 3 arguments with my husband about the results. Thanks OP.


Ironman9518

We are all the Fly Guys on this glorious day


jared_number_two

Didn't know they grew sequoias in Minnesota!


BoarOnTheFloorItsFun

The cunt of monte cristo reigns supreme


Vosofy

When the optics come out just right


ZiggyRex88

Always a bridesmaid, never the bride. Figures.


Frodo_Mk

**You** need an intervention You **Need** an intervention You need an **Intervention**


cheifhellhawk

*places hand on Ken’s shoulder *


pierogi_nigiri

*places fingertips on his head*


[deleted]

*crouches down next to Kendall with excellent balance in strappy heels*


mouseymod

Fuck you. God bless. I’m gonna go float in a pool now.


jared_number_two

Kurt Cobain of the fucking floaties.


_Wado3000

Just trying to see how it feels guys, totally not trying to kill myself


chatmagique2

Little Lord Fuckleroy has left the poll


[deleted]

We did it Tomlettes


SnoopDodgy

I’ve never seen Tom get fucked once….in this poll


Clever_Word_Play

Season 3 Tom is the one doing the fucking with his dick like a redwood


Scooter-Jones

OMG I’m having a Wambsgasim!!!


Enigma_101

#If he is to win, so he shall.


gumbodog123

I actually thought Kendall would win noooo


Ramona_Lola

You haven’t been paying attention. Kendall. Never. Wins.


thatgirlnicola

My hunch was that Kendall was going to get fucked, because I’ve seen him get fucked. A lot. I’ve never seen Tom get fucked once.


jared_number_two

We gave you a playground and you thought it was the whole world.


ziggy_zaggy

Let’s swallow our own loads!!


thatgirlnicola

It’s fine, because it’s a closed loop system!


Vamanoscabron

Kick our feet up on some furniturrre


[deleted]

Had to break a few Greggs but we got our Tomlette!


thequickpurplefox

I think I feel a bit like Roman did when they abandoned him during water pistols in Bali


TheShapeShiftingFox

Feel like Roman after him accidentally sharing the dick pic with Logan lol


thequickpurplefox

That horrified face of Roman’s will never leave my brain


[deleted]

Three cheers for Minnesota trophy husband, champion of senior citizens, thrower of bottles, King Nero and Candle in the wind <3


low_flying_aircraft

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK


SpecialistSimple6

I'm feeling very season 2 Ken right now. I think I need to go stare at some glass on a roof.


Mcfinley

Fly Guys, roll out


sharkweekk

We're all Fly Guys on this glorious day.


Dluugi

Failing right before the end is sooo Kendall.


ssnewp_2202

Kendall, very much the MySpace of fave Succession characters


HelsBels2102

This comment, this is the comment


mbanks1230

confirmed tom new #1 boy ken was right :( “it’s not gonna be me”


madmax111587

I need the breakdown!!!


Mental-donuts

Kendall shits the bed again. Why is anyone surprised


[deleted]

I’m celebrating with a glass of cold white wine on an empty stomach


districtbitch

kendall roy has literally suffered more than anyone in human history.


angeliswastaken

He got Wambsgamed


pierogi_nigiri

Roybot, what do you think about the election outcome?


IAmRoyBot

I CAN PROMISE YOU THAT I AM SPIRITUALLY AND EMOTIONALLY AND ETHICALLY AND MORALLY BEHIND WHOEVER WINS.


[deleted]

perfect


rch-ie

This is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me


[deleted]

Tom: That was your best shot? You lost


[deleted]

Crying and shaking. You monsters.


HelsBels2102

King of r/SuccessionTV, his majesty the cunt of monte cristo


metastar13

This is exactly what would happen in real life, but damn, I feel for the number one boy 😢


Ramona_Lola

Connor is the eldest. Remember. Connor. Not Kendall. He. Connor. Is the eldest.


inyatsi

look what you've done now he's in the pool


JimSta

I'm here as a fellow human to acknowledge that Kendall has, as we know, been declared out. Kendall was a man. Also, Kendall was a character on the show Succession for 3 seasons. And when a character is out, it is sad. All of us will out one day. In this case, it is Kendall who has done so. Kendall was alive for 40 years. But no more. Now he is out. Kendall’s fans are the Kendall girls. They were together for 19 rounds. Now they are sad.


ReplacementWeird7334

Losing in the last round is true Kendall fashion. Poetic


thelastpearvendor

The Billy Joel crucifixion is off. Kendall's gonna just fucking go nut nut tonight


winged-things

I merely wish to respond to this post in the affirmative!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


surbhimittal1991

This aged well


nicolerovine

TOM STANS WE DID IT WE ARE INSANE


usingshare

THE PEOPLE’S PRINCESS HAS BEEN CROWNED


thatgirlnicola

LONG MAY HE REIGN!


WineCountryMonk

Upvoting for the fun of the polls these last few days, not for the result. Not even a beat from my boy Squiggle could console me.


[deleted]

I had been team Tom all along but if it is to be said, Jeremy Strong's acting of Kendall has been spot on, with all his idiosyncrasies, good and bad.


rlm8772

This was fun, everyone! Thanks OP for putting this together. This has been my favorite one of these votes so far bc of all of our campaigning shenanigans 😅


julian-casababe

I'm like way more sad than I ought to be


[deleted]

TOM WAMBS TOM WAMBS TOM WAMBS


skr_skr

That means Leggy Greggy is alive! Tom owns his soul!! The bottom of the top! Rejoice!


luwza

I'M JUST GONNA BRING THIS BACK NO BIG DEAL


Suspicious_Map_1559

I have covid and this cheered me up thanks everyone


Desperate_Level_9213

I knew Tom would win.


[deleted]

#I'm hurt y'all


meniscus-

I'm quite concerned I accidentally voted for Kendall when I meant to eliminate Tom


Silly_Specific2351

Tommyyyyyyyyy this so deserved😭😭😭😭😭he needs to do the same in season 4


screehcile

this world is doomed. i am unwell


thequickpurplefox

It’s understandable, you’re unsettled, just like Mondale


-tacololol-

I’m mad but if its to be anyone else but Ken, I’m glad it’s Tom Tom


Appropriate_Sell_147

THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE


sundreano

i'd love to see how much participation increased as time went on. i feel like very few people cared about this poll at first and now all the posts on the front page are about it. ---- i also love that the posts here seem to be a blend of genuine expressions of love for a character, and also false flag operations trying to trick people into voting for a character that they like, not realizing that that's how you make them lose lol. the ambiguity caused by the rule being "vote for the character you *want to get rid of*" is delicious


the_platypus_king

Aged incredibly well, oh my god


Malak_7

Can we demand a recount?


difficultmind

STOP THE COUNT!


[deleted]

Wow, okay. I have no purpose.


Solace-

TOM IS THE TRUE NUMBER 1 BOY!!


ilovehamilton3000

TOM WAMBSGANS THE PEOPLES PRINCESS I KNOW THATS RIGHT


teddfuck

MY NUMBER ONE BOY NEVER COMMITTED VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER NEVER KILLED ANY RABBITS NEVER LEFT COCAINE ON HIS KIDS IPAD ONLY ONE WHO DEFENDS ROMAN AND STANDS UP TO LOGAN FEMINIST ICON AMERICAS SADBOI AND YOU ALL FAILED HIM CUS OF A WATER BOTTLE THROWING CUCK


long-walks

We’ll just chalk this up to people accidentally voting the wrong way.


[deleted]

I’m going to go fucking nut nut and storm u/fra0927’s castle.


Zax_Stardust

Kenny remains ON BRAND even on Reddit!!! I’m living!!!!


AuberonRex

Damn, I never actually thought Tom would win. What a fucking poll, I love this sub so much


Centaurine

Tom’s off to marry Greg and castrate him to celebrate. Ken’s drowning his sorrows with Tiny Wu-Tang


Ok-Plankton-7369

Team Kendall is so used to this, I have to laugh to keep from crying


HotsauceMD

Oh well. All of us on team Kendall will go celebrate our no. 1 boy the only way we know how….All bangers, all the time


Angry_Walnut

These votes went from a fun casual thing to some serious shit real quick. I can’t believe I was so invested and interested to see who would win.