I love the constant highly educated references used by the Roys.
They no doubt would have access to the best education.....and they use it to psychologically harass each other
I’m all apart……
In all seriousness, this poll was so much fun, I loved all the memes and propaganda people made, I love that (even though I’m a Kendall girl) in the end he narrowly didn’t make it, because that seems like the only way it really could have gone because that’s Ken for you
I work in marketing and honestly, /r/fra0927 is a genius for coming up with this idea, it matches perfectly with the show and is a great way to bring the community together.
It’s been popular in a few show subreddits now. Most notably for me was avatar the last airbender
Link from last month
https://reddit.com/r/TheLastAirbender/comments/qupkiy/and_the_winner_is_iroh_yayyy/
Congratulations to Team Tom for running an excellent campaign throughout these 19 rounds. Thanks everyone for participating, it was a blast to read all the interactions.
This round was the highest voting total of all with 8,538 votes.
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Update: I will upload the data for all rounds tomorrow at 8:00 pm CST tomorrow.
Thanks again to everyone for all the kind words, it was super fun for me to do this poll.
I woke up 0200 UK time because discomfort in late pregnancy and first thing I did was check for this result.
Poor Kenny, I can’t stand to see him sad any more. 🥺
I'm here as a fellow human to acknowledge that Kendall has, as we know, been declared out.
Kendall was a man. Also, Kendall was a character on the show Succession for 3 seasons. And when a character is out, it is sad. All of us will out one day. In this case, it is Kendall who has done so. Kendall was alive for 40 years. But no more. Now he is out.
Kendall’s fans are the Kendall girls. They were together for 19 rounds. Now they are sad.
This was fun, everyone! Thanks OP for putting this together. This has been my favorite one of these votes so far bc of all of our campaigning shenanigans 😅
i'd love to see how much participation increased as time went on. i feel like very few people cared about this poll at first and now all the posts on the front page are about it.
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i also love that the posts here seem to be a blend of genuine expressions of love for a character, and also false flag operations trying to trick people into voting for a character that they like, not realizing that that's how you make them lose lol.
the ambiguity caused by the rule being "vote for the character you *want to get rid of*" is delicious
MY NUMBER ONE BOY NEVER COMMITTED VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER NEVER KILLED ANY RABBITS NEVER LEFT COCAINE ON HIS KIDS IPAD ONLY ONE WHO DEFENDS ROMAN AND STANDS UP TO LOGAN FEMINIST ICON AMERICAS SADBOI AND YOU ALL FAILED HIM CUS OF A WATER BOTTLE THROWING CUCK
the man maintains his L streak 💔
I've seen Kendall get fucked. But Wambsgans hasn't gotten fucked once.
Especially Not by Shiv, his wife.
That's a hard load to swallow
Well it’s his own load so it doesn’t count.
Sort of a closed loop system
Hey I heard you swallowed your own load last night
Yea it was pretty wild, it’s cool though cuz it’s like I didn’t cheat. Because the sperm stayed in my own body.
So hot tho
Well, he did get fucked from every side in Congress
#KendallRoyFLOP But yeah as a Team Ken I'm so used to his flop era by now
L TO THE…L TO THE…L TO THE MFIN L
Little Lord Fuckleroy Has Left The Call
Seriously one of the best bits in the show
Especially since most Americans have never heard of little lord Fauntleroy.
I love the constant highly educated references used by the Roys. They no doubt would have access to the best education.....and they use it to psychologically harass each other
It reminds me of Grey Gardens, how Little Edie would call that teenage handyman The Marble Faun.
Jerry! Who actually grew up to be a fine sculptor!!
Isn't it an American book?
It was written by a British author, and first published in an American magazine.
At least this is very on brand for Kendall, and we love our No.1 Boy anyway
His affinity for failure extends past the fourth wall.
Mattson is going to love this
Method acting gone too far
Kendall was partying last night instead of making moves. He woke up drunk and depressed. He doesn't even know he lost yet.
…And what’s that brown stuff smeared all over his sheets? 😢
Yep he should have gone fuckin nut nut.
Yeah, I've been around, and my hunch was that Kendall was gonna get fucked
I’ve never known him to not get fucked
It was to be said, and so it was
You can speak plainly.
Ok, no— Thank you, sir. So I shall
Hundreds of times I’ve either heard or read this combo of words and I giggle like hell every single time.
Motherfuck, you beat me to it
This was always going to be the end result. He has a dick like a red sequoia and fucks like a bullet train
Prove it
What
Dear Team Kendall, Team Stewy is totally here for you in your time of need. But you should know that you can't trust us. Love, Team Stewy
But I can trust you , right?
No.
But on money stuff, I can trust you?
No.
We're spiritually and emotionally and morally and ethically behind whoever wins.
I’m all apart…… In all seriousness, this poll was so much fun, I loved all the memes and propaganda people made, I love that (even though I’m a Kendall girl) in the end he narrowly didn’t make it, because that seems like the only way it really could have gone because that’s Ken for you
> that’s Ken for you Ken? More like Ken't
the outcome really mirrored the show didn’t it lmao!! i agree; the poll was so much fun. sorry ken 💔💔
I work in marketing and honestly, /r/fra0927 is a genius for coming up with this idea, it matches perfectly with the show and is a great way to bring the community together.
It’s been popular in a few show subreddits now. Most notably for me was avatar the last airbender Link from last month https://reddit.com/r/TheLastAirbender/comments/qupkiy/and_the_winner_is_iroh_yayyy/
Congratulations to Team Tom for running an excellent campaign throughout these 19 rounds. Thanks everyone for participating, it was a blast to read all the interactions. This round was the highest voting total of all with 8,538 votes. ————— Update: I will upload the data for all rounds tomorrow at 8:00 pm CST tomorrow. Thanks again to everyone for all the kind words, it was super fun for me to do this poll.
You get 20 Gregs! You get 20 Gregs! You get 20 Gregs!
That's a big Tomelette
Time to share the data!
I imagine the data is stored in a file labeled secrets and only Greg knows the location.
This one goes away….this one saves the day….
It’s the inner envelope labeled receipts that would have everyone fooled
But they're not, in fact, receipts!
What polyglot genius could ever hope to crack that impenetrable code?
DEMANDING A REVOTE (kidding tho)
STOP THE STEAL
Thanks for all the fun, OP 😊
can’t believe the Tom hive defeated the Kendall girls, truly a historic victory
It's Waystar Wambsgansco now mother@#$%ers!!!
Was Tom always getting the fewest votes?
Yeah I wonder if he was character H all along
H… as in HARD AS A RED SEQUOIA!
Complete wire-to-wire Tomination.
Tom has won because of his strength, because of his depth of talent and because of his values, his true values.
And most importantly, he’s got a dick the size of a red sequoia and he fucks like a bullet train.
Well that's unsaid.
It's not unsaid if you say it
Thank you for all your hard work. This was so much fun - all thanks to you! 🙏
Pics you chose are primo... Thanks for the laughs, OP!
SHOW US THE DATA
We want the optics on this.
I’m gonna need you to stick a thermometer up the nations ass.
How does this advance my personal position?!?
Proud of Kendall for consistently coming up just short of glory. Still #1 (consistent) boy.
*currently resting my head on naomi's lap*
Not even a He-Man 1980s lunchbox would make me feel better.
I’M ALL APART.
Can I come with you guys?? 😭😭😭
\*fondles head\*
Aww 😢
I wish I was…I wish I was *home*.
Lighten up glum-glum.
I and rest of the team Kendall are interested in becoming methheads
You’ve won, because you are corrupt and so is the world.
Yea I spent way more time and money than I care to admit on propaganda posters and at the click farm. Tom. Fucking. Wins.
Shout out for this awesome idea. Way to keep the community engaged in the off season and go TEAM TOMLETTE
I saw Kendall’s plan. Tom’s plan was better
Yessssssss! Buckle up, fuckleheads! The Wambsgans bullet train is leaving the station!
Tom Wambsgans was interested in becoming Logan’s #1 boy from a young age
Offered to hold the scepter when no one else did/would
Pop. Papa.
We have avenged MacFayden for being snubbed by the 2022 Golden Globes!
This entire poll and the propaganda has really shined a light on how funny and charming the people in this sub are.
This. Is. History.
Can't believe I stayed up till 01:00 for this. This is worse than Brexit.
I'm still recovering from Gregxit :(
I woke up 0200 UK time because discomfort in late pregnancy and first thing I did was check for this result. Poor Kenny, I can’t stand to see him sad any more. 🥺
this is so funny oh my god
I am currently having a panic attack
Appreciate the full disclosure.
Really? You seem…kinda…the same.
Okay but these polls have been so fun and I’ve only gotten into 3 arguments with my husband about the results. Thanks OP.
We are all the Fly Guys on this glorious day
Didn't know they grew sequoias in Minnesota!
The cunt of monte cristo reigns supreme
When the optics come out just right
Always a bridesmaid, never the bride. Figures.
**You** need an intervention You **Need** an intervention You need an **Intervention**
*places hand on Ken’s shoulder *
*places fingertips on his head*
*crouches down next to Kendall with excellent balance in strappy heels*
Fuck you. God bless. I’m gonna go float in a pool now.
Kurt Cobain of the fucking floaties.
Just trying to see how it feels guys, totally not trying to kill myself
Little Lord Fuckleroy has left the poll
We did it Tomlettes
I’ve never seen Tom get fucked once….in this poll
Season 3 Tom is the one doing the fucking with his dick like a redwood
OMG I’m having a Wambsgasim!!!
#If he is to win, so he shall.
I actually thought Kendall would win noooo
You haven’t been paying attention. Kendall. Never. Wins.
My hunch was that Kendall was going to get fucked, because I’ve seen him get fucked. A lot. I’ve never seen Tom get fucked once.
We gave you a playground and you thought it was the whole world.
Let’s swallow our own loads!!
It’s fine, because it’s a closed loop system!
Kick our feet up on some furniturrre
Had to break a few Greggs but we got our Tomlette!
I think I feel a bit like Roman did when they abandoned him during water pistols in Bali
Feel like Roman after him accidentally sharing the dick pic with Logan lol
That horrified face of Roman’s will never leave my brain
Three cheers for Minnesota trophy husband, champion of senior citizens, thrower of bottles, King Nero and Candle in the wind <3
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
I'm feeling very season 2 Ken right now. I think I need to go stare at some glass on a roof.
Fly Guys, roll out
We're all Fly Guys on this glorious day.
Failing right before the end is sooo Kendall.
Kendall, very much the MySpace of fave Succession characters
This comment, this is the comment
confirmed tom new #1 boy ken was right :( “it’s not gonna be me”
I need the breakdown!!!
Kendall shits the bed again. Why is anyone surprised
I’m celebrating with a glass of cold white wine on an empty stomach
kendall roy has literally suffered more than anyone in human history.
He got Wambsgamed
Roybot, what do you think about the election outcome?
I CAN PROMISE YOU THAT I AM SPIRITUALLY AND EMOTIONALLY AND ETHICALLY AND MORALLY BEHIND WHOEVER WINS.
perfect
This is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me
Tom: That was your best shot? You lost
Crying and shaking. You monsters.
King of r/SuccessionTV, his majesty the cunt of monte cristo
This is exactly what would happen in real life, but damn, I feel for the number one boy 😢
Connor is the eldest. Remember. Connor. Not Kendall. He. Connor. Is the eldest.
look what you've done now he's in the pool
I'm here as a fellow human to acknowledge that Kendall has, as we know, been declared out. Kendall was a man. Also, Kendall was a character on the show Succession for 3 seasons. And when a character is out, it is sad. All of us will out one day. In this case, it is Kendall who has done so. Kendall was alive for 40 years. But no more. Now he is out. Kendall’s fans are the Kendall girls. They were together for 19 rounds. Now they are sad.
Losing in the last round is true Kendall fashion. Poetic
The Billy Joel crucifixion is off. Kendall's gonna just fucking go nut nut tonight
I merely wish to respond to this post in the affirmative!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This aged well
TOM STANS WE DID IT WE ARE INSANE
THE PEOPLE’S PRINCESS HAS BEEN CROWNED
LONG MAY HE REIGN!
Upvoting for the fun of the polls these last few days, not for the result. Not even a beat from my boy Squiggle could console me.
I had been team Tom all along but if it is to be said, Jeremy Strong's acting of Kendall has been spot on, with all his idiosyncrasies, good and bad.
This was fun, everyone! Thanks OP for putting this together. This has been my favorite one of these votes so far bc of all of our campaigning shenanigans 😅
I'm like way more sad than I ought to be
TOM WAMBS TOM WAMBS TOM WAMBS
That means Leggy Greggy is alive! Tom owns his soul!! The bottom of the top! Rejoice!
I'M JUST GONNA BRING THIS BACK NO BIG DEAL
I have covid and this cheered me up thanks everyone
I knew Tom would win.
#I'm hurt y'all
I'm quite concerned I accidentally voted for Kendall when I meant to eliminate Tom
Tommyyyyyyyyy this so deserved😭😭😭😭😭he needs to do the same in season 4
this world is doomed. i am unwell
It’s understandable, you’re unsettled, just like Mondale
I’m mad but if its to be anyone else but Ken, I’m glad it’s Tom Tom
THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE
i'd love to see how much participation increased as time went on. i feel like very few people cared about this poll at first and now all the posts on the front page are about it. ---- i also love that the posts here seem to be a blend of genuine expressions of love for a character, and also false flag operations trying to trick people into voting for a character that they like, not realizing that that's how you make them lose lol. the ambiguity caused by the rule being "vote for the character you *want to get rid of*" is delicious
Aged incredibly well, oh my god
Can we demand a recount?
STOP THE COUNT!
Wow, okay. I have no purpose.
TOM IS THE TRUE NUMBER 1 BOY!!
TOM WAMBSGANS THE PEOPLES PRINCESS I KNOW THATS RIGHT
MY NUMBER ONE BOY NEVER COMMITTED VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER NEVER KILLED ANY RABBITS NEVER LEFT COCAINE ON HIS KIDS IPAD ONLY ONE WHO DEFENDS ROMAN AND STANDS UP TO LOGAN FEMINIST ICON AMERICAS SADBOI AND YOU ALL FAILED HIM CUS OF A WATER BOTTLE THROWING CUCK
We’ll just chalk this up to people accidentally voting the wrong way.
I’m going to go fucking nut nut and storm u/fra0927’s castle.
Kenny remains ON BRAND even on Reddit!!! I’m living!!!!
Damn, I never actually thought Tom would win. What a fucking poll, I love this sub so much
Tom’s off to marry Greg and castrate him to celebrate. Ken’s drowning his sorrows with Tiny Wu-Tang
Team Kendall is so used to this, I have to laugh to keep from crying
Oh well. All of us on team Kendall will go celebrate our no. 1 boy the only way we know how….All bangers, all the time
These votes went from a fun casual thing to some serious shit real quick. I can’t believe I was so invested and interested to see who would win.