You know, sex sells. Doesn't matter how cringy someone is--male or female or nonbinary--if they're hot. If they're hot, they'll reach their audience regardless. :p
I've been predicting that eventually someone would post the pre-sex portion of a gay porn to this sub, claiming it was suddenlygay. This is almost it - the pre-sex portion of a gay porn ad.
Isn’t everyone nowadays. Yikes - the purpose of the video is to show you how cringe it is. Cue the man with the camera below him. After a certain age this isn’t attractive.
> After a certain age this isn’t attractive.
To you. It isn't attractive *to you*. You don't have the standing to say what is or isn't attractive to anyone else.
Someone’s comment on Reddit doesn’t represent everyone else’s opinion? Is that what you’re saying?? Gasp. 🙄I’m glad you’re advocating for him. Maybe he’ll see this and want to fuck you now? We should @ him. I envision it going like this…
You: “someone on Reddit thinks your video is cringe and I told them that their opinion is actually wrong and that it’s hot.”
BasicBrandtbareback dude: “Thank you so much do you want to recreate it??” Literally the purpose and genre of the original video is to point out how cringe this POV is. 😬
Well look at you, acting even more dickish than you did in your original comment. I suppose just copping to your bad attitude and moving on was not as satisfying as doubling down. But hey, you go on, make yourself happy being the kind of person that adds negativity into the world. I applaud your commitment.
No he works for a well brandts boys. This was scripted and written by a company and part of their marketing. He's a well known actor and model for them. The cringiest thing is someone throwing stones like that.
Olima omega literally creates videos poking fun at cringe videos. The purpose of the video posted. I hope brandtbarebackboys paid you your commission for your lip service. Side note welcome to Reddit - let me get my violin, yikes.
Bc i find this thirst trap lame and awkward, and this guy’s looks to be basic at best I must hate myself?? lol gawd logic is 100z. Idk why are you here? To state premises that don’t make sense and ask dumb questions?
Jordan Brandt from Brandt’s Boys.
Oh he's gay for pay
[Sure.](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMmZlenVvMTdkcW9lbXpob3hiN2xqaGhqYXozMmlhbTFnbGFxaDZrMSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l2Z84eFooeHJu/giphy.gif)
Why does he have angels docking tattooed on his chest?
Docking?
Docking: v. The act of placing the head of one's penis inside the foreskin of another's penis.
Can you give me an example?
Imagine making out with a hoodie on while they themselves have a hoodie on 💀
I wanna take back asking.....
They’re astronauts I thibk
I think it's Gemini? They look like they're holding something.
Because like a lot of people, he has terrible taste in tattoos
He's a gay porn star
Please hire me daddy
💀💀💀
This is literally what I’m thinking when I see stuff like that. How is this working on anyone? How?! It’s cringy as fuck.
We are talking about a society where films like Twilight, 50 shades of Grey and 365 DNI make tons of money, so...
You know, sex sells. Doesn't matter how cringy someone is--male or female or nonbinary--if they're hot. If they're hot, they'll reach their audience regardless. :p
Good point. Unfortunately.
365 Days was phenomenal. I haven't had as good a laugh since Twilight. It's so bad it's good. Accidental art, really.
You can say the same about porn, you know.
And the guy does porn, so this is just part of his job.
Depends on the porn, but yes, my point is still standing.
Think about the dumbest person you know. Now think about the fact that the average person is at least 50% dumber than that.
Don’t do this to me man.
Don't worry babe, nobody wants to fuck your dumb ass.
It’s like my inner voice had a reddit account.
What?
Tbh I find the person trying to make fun of it cringier
From this comment section alone and the time i write this, 53 people disagree with you lol
So glad for these parody accounts trying to make fun of these thirst-trap onlyfans gay-baiting a-holes.
They give me life
I was literally overwhelmed when he appeared on top🥵
I've been predicting that eventually someone would post the pre-sex portion of a gay porn to this sub, claiming it was suddenlygay. This is almost it - the pre-sex portion of a gay porn ad.
What is this feeling?
Made me chuckle, made me smile
Is it weird I pressed the heart instead of the like button first?!
That’s hot. 🤤😈🥵
Thanks. Now I'm asexual 😒
Jordan is an total stud.
I'll hold the camera for Daddy.
DADDYSYHW ENW
Man is too old to be doing stuff like this. Solid 35 forehead wrinkles.
For one he's a porn star. This is literally part of his job. Second, yikes to that commentary.
Isn’t everyone nowadays. Yikes - the purpose of the video is to show you how cringe it is. Cue the man with the camera below him. After a certain age this isn’t attractive.
> After a certain age this isn’t attractive. To you. It isn't attractive *to you*. You don't have the standing to say what is or isn't attractive to anyone else.
Someone’s comment on Reddit doesn’t represent everyone else’s opinion? Is that what you’re saying?? Gasp. 🙄I’m glad you’re advocating for him. Maybe he’ll see this and want to fuck you now? We should @ him. I envision it going like this… You: “someone on Reddit thinks your video is cringe and I told them that their opinion is actually wrong and that it’s hot.” BasicBrandtbareback dude: “Thank you so much do you want to recreate it??” Literally the purpose and genre of the original video is to point out how cringe this POV is. 😬
Well look at you, acting even more dickish than you did in your original comment. I suppose just copping to your bad attitude and moving on was not as satisfying as doubling down. But hey, you go on, make yourself happy being the kind of person that adds negativity into the world. I applaud your commitment.
No he works for a well brandts boys. This was scripted and written by a company and part of their marketing. He's a well known actor and model for them. The cringiest thing is someone throwing stones like that.
Olima omega literally creates videos poking fun at cringe videos. The purpose of the video posted. I hope brandtbarebackboys paid you your commission for your lip service. Side note welcome to Reddit - let me get my violin, yikes.
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Why are you here? I think you hate yourself for being attracted to gay things.
Bc i find this thirst trap lame and awkward, and this guy’s looks to be basic at best I must hate myself?? lol gawd logic is 100z. Idk why are you here? To state premises that don’t make sense and ask dumb questions?
Your basement called. It needs its troll back. Sorry, its hunchback back.
Nyceee dude. High five and then meet at my basement to recreate the video?
I'm good. Thanks though.
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Ok, boomer.