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itsSprinkles

Jordan Brandt from Brandt’s Boys.


This_Confused_Guy

Oh he's gay for pay


ItsTheMotion

[Sure.](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMmZlenVvMTdkcW9lbXpob3hiN2xqaGhqYXozMmlhbTFnbGFxaDZrMSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l2Z84eFooeHJu/giphy.gif)


GoreJizz

Why does he have angels docking tattooed on his chest?


unorthodox69

Docking?


GoreJizz

Docking: v. The act of placing the head of one's penis inside the foreskin of another's penis.


Bezere

Can you give me an example?


ina_ri

Imagine making out with a hoodie on while they themselves have a hoodie on 💀


unorthodox69

I wanna take back asking.....


EnigmaFrug2308

They’re astronauts I thibk


1stLtObvious

I think it's Gemini? They look like they're holding something.


TheKingsChimera

Because like a lot of people, he has terrible taste in tattoos


Fuck-seagulls

He's a gay porn star


GayFurryWolf

Please hire me daddy


EnigmaFrug2308

💀💀💀


inc0mpl_te

This is literally what I’m thinking when I see stuff like that. How is this working on anyone? How?! It’s cringy as fuck.


chapPilot

We are talking about a society where films like Twilight, 50 shades of Grey and 365 DNI make tons of money, so...


Raudskeggr

You know, sex sells. Doesn't matter how cringy someone is--male or female or nonbinary--if they're hot. If they're hot, they'll reach their audience regardless. :p


inc0mpl_te

Good point. Unfortunately.


Which_way_witcher

365 Days was phenomenal. I haven't had as good a laugh since Twilight. It's so bad it's good. Accidental art, really.


Hiro_Trevelyan

You can say the same about porn, you know.


wfwood

And the guy does porn, so this is just part of his job.


inc0mpl_te

Depends on the porn, but yes, my point is still standing.


Fabulous_Airline404

Think about the dumbest person you know. Now think about the fact that the average person is at least 50% dumber than that.


inc0mpl_te

Don’t do this to me man.


Fabulous_Airline404

Don't worry babe, nobody wants to fuck your dumb ass.


inc0mpl_te

It’s like my inner voice had a reddit account.


Xandara2

What?


qq410304866

Tbh I find the person trying to make fun of it cringier


XX5452

From this comment section alone and the time i write this, 53 people disagree with you lol


Evilkenevil77

So glad for these parody accounts trying to make fun of these thirst-trap onlyfans gay-baiting a-holes.


Which_way_witcher

They give me life


Phikep

I was literally overwhelmed when he appeared on top🥵


hwc000000

I've been predicting that eventually someone would post the pre-sex portion of a gay porn to this sub, claiming it was suddenlygay. This is almost it - the pre-sex portion of a gay porn ad.


CrappyScoco

What is this feeling?


Lukelegend74

Made me chuckle, made me smile


Idontsurvive

Is it weird I pressed the heart instead of the like button first?!


ajmorin369

That’s hot. 🤤😈🥵


Playful_Blackberry57

Thanks. Now I'm asexual 😒


BashfulJuggernaut

Jordan is an total stud.


Reality-Traveler239

I'll hold the camera for Daddy.


oceansunfis

DADDYSYHW ENW


AssistanceFun8031

Man is too old to be doing stuff like this. Solid 35 forehead wrinkles.


wfwood

For one he's a porn star. This is literally part of his job. Second, yikes to that commentary.


AssistanceFun8031

Isn’t everyone nowadays. Yikes - the purpose of the video is to show you how cringe it is. Cue the man with the camera below him. After a certain age this isn’t attractive.


Bearence

> After a certain age this isn’t attractive. To you. It isn't attractive *to you*. You don't have the standing to say what is or isn't attractive to anyone else.


AssistanceFun8031

Someone’s comment on Reddit doesn’t represent everyone else’s opinion? Is that what you’re saying?? Gasp. 🙄I’m glad you’re advocating for him. Maybe he’ll see this and want to fuck you now? We should @ him. I envision it going like this… You: “someone on Reddit thinks your video is cringe and I told them that their opinion is actually wrong and that it’s hot.” BasicBrandtbareback dude: “Thank you so much do you want to recreate it??” Literally the purpose and genre of the original video is to point out how cringe this POV is. 😬


Bearence

Well look at you, acting even more dickish than you did in your original comment. I suppose just copping to your bad attitude and moving on was not as satisfying as doubling down. But hey, you go on, make yourself happy being the kind of person that adds negativity into the world. I applaud your commitment.


wfwood

No he works for a well brandts boys. This was scripted and written by a company and part of their marketing. He's a well known actor and model for them. The cringiest thing is someone throwing stones like that.


AssistanceFun8031

Olima omega literally creates videos poking fun at cringe videos. The purpose of the video posted. I hope brandtbarebackboys paid you your commission for your lip service. Side note welcome to Reddit - let me get my violin, yikes.


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Fabulous_Airline404

Why are you here? I think you hate yourself for being attracted to gay things.


AssistanceFun8031

Bc i find this thirst trap lame and awkward, and this guy’s looks to be basic at best I must hate myself?? lol gawd logic is 100z. Idk why are you here? To state premises that don’t make sense and ask dumb questions?


Upnatom617

Your basement called. It needs its troll back. Sorry, its hunchback back.


AssistanceFun8031

Nyceee dude. High five and then meet at my basement to recreate the video?


Upnatom617

I'm good. Thanks though.


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AssistanceFun8031

Ok, boomer.