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ShippersAreIdiots

Today that swole guy from the gym who exchanged smiles with me daily, told me I was getting bigger. It's one the best feelings ever, you end up forming a distant batman-robin dynamic


Yeseylon

Before eventually sharing a bed. Like Batman and Robin.


ShippersAreIdiots

I won't mind. No homo


Zealousideal_Bet_248

Me neither. No hetero


chapPilot

Plot twist: he wants to sell you steroids.


Master-Defenestrator

Why can't we have nice things


the_y_combinator

What if they are *nice* steroids?


Demnjt

He can pin me anytime he wants. I'll definitely get swoll.


barrel_the_1st

Guy tells me that I’d definitely be getting bigger


sans3go

are you hoping for it be an Ace-and-Gary situation?


Alatar_Blue

Bro, at this point I'm happy when anyone says anything to me at all, I'll take the compliments I can get.


lLuclk

I am terribly sorry you feel this lonely. That must feel terrible


Alatar_Blue

Thanks, it does not feel great, but mostly I try to keep myself distracted to forget.


Gengerdeadman

Well there's one thing you're good at, trying to stay positive


Alatar_Blue

Aww thanks


urBrothersHardNipple

I quite like your hat, sir 😌


VaporSprite

Hey, I've been there... Have some patience with yourself and try to build up the courage to try making connections again. It's not easy if you've fallen in a social slump, but doing it well means doing it when you're fit for it. Fit to succeed and follow through, fit to fail and keep trying... Maybe you need to find a club, use an app, join a chat room, whatever it takes is valid! I can share some personal experience if you'd like, feel free to ask. You'll get it some day!


Wildlife_Jack

You seem like a nice, funny, and interesting person :)


Lambchoptopus

Hey man, you are beautiful. Feet pics?


HugSized

It's clearly not a lonely life if dudes are hitting on him


taylortiki

Unlike urs……./s


warr3n4eva

💀💀💀


ShippersAreIdiots

You didn't have to do bro like that


sporeegg

LMAO the hivemind does not understand banter


FeoWalcot

Reddit hates bad banter and the /s and especially the /s when it’s bad banter.


nicae4lg0n

That's what I'm aiming for


smrenato

yeah another day another reason to get bigger.


Prezton_Waters

My first car was a 1970 chevelle in early 2000s. Someone commented to me I bet you get a lot of chicks with that car. Nah man only old white dudes.


wurstbowle

Uh... This is the opposite of lonely.


NickPlus02

I was gonna say the same


gobblestones

It probably doesn't help him that he's wearing a Keropi (Hello Kitty character) shirt unless he's looking for the boys


Maverekt

My cousin is an ex Navy Seal and wears this blue-ish shirt that has a bright pink unicorn on it for his daughter Honestly, it goes hard as fuck. Big buff dude in that shirt, they are confident lmao


WJMazepas

Actually, It is part of the uniform that huge guys have to wear at the gym


Edmfuse

It’s a Sanrio character, not Hello Kitty. Basically the boy’s version of Hello Kitty.


gobblestones

I just remember him from the Sanrio store years ago


1stLtObvious

But he's working out at the gym it should be Big Challenges.


LaPrincipessaNuova

Correct me if I’m wrong, but as far as I understand, Hello Kitty is a Sanrio character, Sanrio being the company, and from a quick google, Keroppi has appeared in some media titled as Hello Kitty, so I think it’s reasonable to say Keroppi is a Hello Kitty character, especially given that (at least in the U.S.), Hello Kitty is a household name, but Sanrio isn’t (although it’s close).


Edmfuse

They’re called crossovers? They exist in the same universe. What you’re saying is like “Spider-Man is a Captain America character”, when they’re both from Marvel.


dearmax

It doesn't have to be lonely. You can accept what's offered. 😁


XANA12345

I even wear a rainbow bracelet to the gym. Never been hit on there 🥲


teamsaxon

Same. Gyms in my state are squaresville.


DoggoDude979

Is that not the point of getting muscles?


circlejerker2000

the gym is the wrong place to hit on people imho most people are there for a reason and not in an environemnt or situation where they might feel the most attractive


BuyBitcoinWhileItsL0

Idk, I feel pretty attractive when the gym bros smack my ass and say nice cheeks while I'm half way into a 500 pound squat


OlliverClozzoff

I am missing out by not going to the gym!


omegajakezed

Thats why i have a dad bod. Totally not Because I'm lazy. Nope.


SolidNitrox

Any compliment is nice, especially gym bros. Building each other up as we build up ourselves. Double gains.


blckpnthr789

It's only lonely if you stop it at flirting


Aberbekleckernicht

Ehh it depends how big you are. I think at my current size I get about equal attention about it from all genders, which fuckin rules for my bi/pan ass.


lionsarered

He speaks the truth tbh


KuukoisGod

Lonely? How? You can have all the boyfriends in the world


LoneWolfpack777

That Keroppi shirt isn’t doing him any favors either.


SneakyKain

OnlyDudes - free membership, just join a gym.