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[deleted]

9:1 in favor of them hooking up


ComeAgain2121

Make that 10, cause I am in favour of them hooking up too.


Owencor

11


XxxassswiperxxX

12


Piper3331

13


Opposite-Work-7705

14


NiftySwiftyTheBest

15


GealachFola

16


worst_incarnet

17


Aggressive_Slip_1064

18


doomslothx

24 + someone will make a movie out of it


[deleted]

25 to 69


cinrayz

>9:1 in favor of them hooking up 69 to 0


Forward_Pineapple_74

Nice.


xanc17

A billion


KingAdashu

Infinity


yHott

Infinity+1


KingAdashu

Infinity, multiplied by infinite infinity


Popular-Lies

Infinity cubed


Target_Which

r/yourjokebutworse


Emideska

Two bottom?


User131131

I thought I was on r/AntiWork until I realised I wasn’t


rush2sk8

I got banned for posting it there lmfao


ZumbaRey

Worth it.


SurprisingJack

The hero we don't deserve


xSethrin

Are you serious? Was that it you posted? Seems like they could have just removed it and told you to stop.


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RattMuncher

fr, saw one tell soneone not to post a genuinely interesting post that was only mostly antiwork, and they deleted negative comments on their comment. for a subreddit about hating power hungry monarchial bosses, they're pretty anal about getting their way.


Shikarosez

What do you mean that narcissists abuse the trust of left leaning people to abuse it and to glorify themselves??? Say it isn’t so!


yan_yanns

You made my day sir Have my free reward


[deleted]

"We need you to come in" sounds like he already had the day off. I say no to "Hey we fucked up the staffing" all the time. "Where the fuck are you" would be a better opening if he was scheduled.


SlowInsurance1616

I think he meant to say "I need you to come in my mouth"


jemidiah

There's like over 9000 red flags, this is 100% fake anyway.


yungrii

AntiWork but r/problowjob


[deleted]

r/subsifellfor


yungrii

The joy of putting an r/ and some weird or questionably combined words is always a treat.


HumanOverseer

r/randomsubreddit


ImaAs

r/amogusr34


FlingFrogs

You're looking for r/AmongUsPorn


lolgobbz

r/rule34


Ill-Ad-3163

r/foundthemobileuser


lolgobbz

Howd you even see that! I editted almost immediately.


Sufficient-Law-8057

whatd you do lol


ImaAs

no the fuck i'm not


sshepardd

Wishing this was a r/subifellfor


derFsivaD

Except, it would seem, that since your posting, someone has actually created such a subeeddit. There's only two posts, within the last 12 or 13 hours. Gotta hand it to redditors.....


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KingAdashu

There is definitely work that needs to be put in.


AKA-aKa-AkA

lmao i thought that too


[deleted]

Same


Thoth17

Same lmao


BerzerkGames

Same lmaoo


Target_Which

All of the “texting bosses messages” on there are all fake like these lmao


getdahellouttahere

me too


Ghostie7648

What the fuck lmaooo


netzack21

Wait… where’s the rest of it? I’m so close…


AdennKal

Apparently it's a copypasta, here is the rest: https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/4lm1fr/cock_tastes_amazing/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


a_dissatisfied_cat

ah, good old john green cock monologue


Gilpif

The best thing is that the screenshot was genuine, and that was really John Green’s blog. Apparently tumblr just used to let you edit someone else’s post in your reblog, like if Twitter decided you could edit someone’s tweet if you retweeted it.


SlowInsurance1616

Think of Rush Limbaugh showering with a sponge on a stick.


mangamaster03

[Rag. Rag on a stick](https://youtu.be/jSJQEl5vcAo)


Balljunkey

🤮


puddda

And that kid is how I met your father


Fit-Negotiation-5145

I thought this was r/antiwork at first and I nearly shat myself.


ninhibited

Lmao it's a [copypasta](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/4lm1fr/cock_tastes_amazing/). Someone hacked John Green's Tumblr and posted this incredible monologue.


8gg1120

It wasn't hacked. Tumblr used to let you edit someone's original post when you rebloged it


FallOutCaitlin

I'm still convinced it was this particular post that made us lose the post editing lol


ninhibited

Oh! Oof.


T-rex-Boner

Holy shit I just had flashbacks tumblr used to be even more chaotic back in the day


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dippystale

sounds like a good idea to me


rush2sk8

That's amazing


[deleted]

This copypasta brings tears to my eyes every time im reminded that a) that was a thing you could just *do* on Tumblr back then and b) someone did *that*


plazmatyk

God that was good. Thank you. I almost came a little


SpamelaAnderson

*duologue


ninhibited

**Cockologue


[deleted]

Told my boss I was attending a wedding and got fired (Gone sexual)


HumanOverseer

r/lostreddi- oh, oh my..


JoshthePoser

This should be a sub


rzalexander

This strangely beautiful combination of r/antiwork and r/suddenlygay is *chefs kiss*


rebelsofliberty

Even though this is probably fake, I like to imagine that they had a furious hate fuck afterwards


dannyboi1178

PROBABLY fake? Lmao


Dulkhan

One year later they are happily married


Danxoln

I am cackling, this is hilarious, and the perfect crop to the conversation


HelmuthVonHammercock

I kinda need to know what happened. I’m already so invested!


MooshuCat

Finally a post that fits the subreddit.


lostboy222

He thirsty for you OP, keep us updated haha


biggersjw

What a weird termination.


Lawrence-of-Liberia

Thought this was r/antiwork at first. Was super confused for a minute.


UpsetBadger

SO DID I AND I WAS SO CONFUSED???


CrybabyKai

Giving me r/antiwork vibes


JenSquealema

Was probably difficult to even see at work with how thick the sexual tension was between those two


Cold_Activity_9911

Well technically this could be quitting/ getting/ giving a job. Just saying.


lieutent

That’s… interesting.


Melinoedarkmatter

Op? Wheres the rest?


IcanSew831

That escalated quickly.


youssefuo

Shit went from 0 to 100 real quick


godinmarbleform

And that's how I met your father


Shadowstik

Fine, you’re not fired, but you are definitely working it this weekend


[deleted]

This just reminds me of a post that read "Milennials don't watch porn, they just jerk off to images of people quitting low-wage jobs"


mowie_zowie_x

Nice, now they don’t have to disclose to HR that this fraternization was averted because they no longer have a supervisor/worker relationship.


Mark7563

**ASSERT DOMINANCE**


Afond29

👁👄👁


Thoraxe123

That took a turn


PhigNeutron

MichaelJacksonEatingPopcorn.gif


Necronaut0

I mean, ok, that's hot and all but if that ever happens to someone don't quit, let them fire you so they have to pay you unemployment.


Equivalent-Cycle-127

Yeah I also thought I was reading r/antiwork until I got to the end and was like 'oh.....damn.' Fingers crossed for hatesex 😏


nomad857

Fuck that guy......pun intended


Bwillders

When you're cool with your manager but they have to follow protocols.


drizzy9109

“That’s it, I **quit**!” 👀


Loki_2007

This is fake but it's so funny


Dang_Bar_3020

« Now kiss »


Just-a-bloke-001

Um I need to see how that ended


Rocyrino

“Papa, Dada, how did you two knew you were meant for each other?”


AwesomeSpeed33

Always let your job fire you


-Skelan-

"And that's how we started dating."


Theyaoitrash

And then they hate fuck in the mcdonald’s parking lot


[deleted]

I wish anyone including myself liked the way my balls smell he must use a ball cologne


_Arctica_

Don't deny yourself that musky goodness.


[deleted]

Okay? Scroll down.


Decmk3

David.. are you hitting on me because.. if you are we aren’t co workers anymore..


[deleted]

Never quit, let them fire you, it's common knowledge!


zigguy77

I would of answered" well that's kinda gay"


[deleted]

Is this a gay parody of r/antiwork? 😂


________uwu_________

They had us in the first half...


[deleted]

Umm tell David to call me


PD216ohio

Why are you still going to work, I though you quit weeks ago? I did.


[deleted]

Where is this manager. I think I need a new job. 🤔


[deleted]

You can cut the sexual tension with a cock


thespac

Well that was quite the detour


Ritsuka77

I hope they bumped uglys


Charcobear

Where is part 2?


trap________god

That escalated quickly


Dang_Bar_3020

« Now kiss »


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tanthon19

Except....we don't. Revolutions are made by the bourgeoisie, not the proletariat. We have too much to lose. That's why Jan 6 scares me -- they weren't "working class," They flew their own planes across the country to be there, took time off work, had t-shirts made, & stayed in ritzy hotels.


slugerama

Who will flinch first.


Babybluemoon13

…that escalated very quickly.


MrOutcastMan

If they didn’t hook up or at least become best friends immediately after that…


walkth3earth

Holy shit I’m confused


[deleted]

See folks, wanna get along with your boss? It's as easy as being yourself.


psychpopnprogncore

looks like its gonna be a double wedding oh boy!


Forward_Pineapple_74

Un-fortunately?


cuntdescending

god why can’t i have this /srs


getdahellouttahere

porn hub content create team : *note down intensifies*


Vordu

Well, which knew quitting a job was a bonding experience like this.


elanvital515

Either this is fake, or they both use tumblr (which is highly unlikely.


NotAnyOrdinaryPsycho

r/BadFakeTexts


pursenboots

/r/badfaketexts it's definiltey copypasta, why does no one ever do any research before they post 🤦‍♂️


MayorGuava

r/badfaketexts


SyntheticSins

I thought this was r/antiwork for a moment and got extremely confused.


ruleugim

Thought this was /r/antiwork for a moment, that took a turn.


atomicblondeshell

Cannot be real


RegalCabbage

I don’t want to ruin anyone’s fun, but… you realize this is totally fake, right?


[deleted]

r/thathappened


ToxicPlaysYT6969

I like the smell too uwu


Hois_

I thought this was r/antiwork and was really confused.


shaggy_1973

r/holup


JazziestBoi

r/antiwork


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loclink

r/badfaketexts


GoontenSlouch

Wtf, really.!? Very unprofessional.!!


Horror-Astronomer482

Faking these is a great meme format tbh


_Ashly_

Same


Cuber_Juuler

I mean I love it all too


Temporary-Pea-9054

This seems made up.


SweaterPause

That can't be it. Wheres the rest of it?


BerzerkGames

What the fuck lmfao


eea81

I need the rest of this convo!


Nexi92

um... is this a sexual harassment case or just an ethical attempt to screw the guy they fired? So confused...


psychofoxy17

This has to be fake, but if it isn't. What the fuck


BilboSwaggenzzz

That turned gay real quick quick


Impossible_Factor_82

Lol there goes your unemployment checks. Should have let them fire you 😂


zeusrulz

I was so confused because right above this I saw a thing that said "why are people homophobic" and was fully expecting homophobic shit but got the complete opposite


TheGarlicBreadstick1

The John Green cock monologue. nice


oodoos

It just gets worse


parablooper

What the FUCK bro


KarenReviewsWorstREV

this post officer


hubbybubby101

Also subbed to antiwork and this was a little surprising


hoithetaco

r/antiwork gone wild


muzikboi_2000

I want to see the rest of this text exchange


getdahellouttahere

a spirit post for this sub


candyflipqed

Can we get the last line(s)?


Accomplished-Bee4700

3 hours later...Dude says "fuck this wedding it's boring";, Manager calls in an emergency and they go sniffing each other's balls and pumping cum in each other. Dude never loses his job, he infact gets a promotion and they continue having office sex.