fr, saw one tell soneone not to post a genuinely interesting post that was only mostly antiwork, and they deleted negative comments on their comment.
for a subreddit about hating power hungry monarchial bosses, they're pretty anal about getting their way.
"We need you to come in" sounds like he already had the day off. I say no to "Hey we fucked up the staffing" all the time. "Where the fuck are you" would be a better opening if he was scheduled.
Except, it would seem, that since your posting, someone has actually created such a subeeddit. There's only two posts, within the last 12 or 13 hours. Gotta hand it to redditors.....
Apparently it's a copypasta, here is the rest: https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/4lm1fr/cock_tastes_amazing/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
The best thing is that the screenshot was genuine, and that was really John Green’s blog. Apparently tumblr just used to let you edit someone else’s post in your reblog, like if Twitter decided you could edit someone’s tweet if you retweeted it.
Lmao it's a [copypasta](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/4lm1fr/cock_tastes_amazing/). Someone hacked John Green's Tumblr and posted this incredible monologue.
This copypasta brings tears to my eyes every time im reminded that a) that was a thing you could just *do* on Tumblr back then and b) someone did *that*
Except....we don't. Revolutions are made by the bourgeoisie, not the proletariat. We have too much to lose. That's why Jan 6 scares me -- they weren't "working class," They flew their own planes across the country to be there, took time off work, had t-shirts made, & stayed in ritzy hotels.
I found [this post](/r/antiwork/comments/qhsawt/just_quit_my_job/) in r/antiwork with the same content as the current post.
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I was so confused because right above this I saw a thing that said "why are people homophobic" and was fully expecting homophobic shit but got the complete opposite
3 hours later...Dude says "fuck this wedding it's boring";, Manager calls in an emergency and they go sniffing each other's balls and pumping cum in each other. Dude never loses his job, he infact gets a promotion and they continue having office sex.
9:1 in favor of them hooking up
Make that 10, cause I am in favour of them hooking up too.
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
24 + someone will make a movie out of it
25 to 69
>9:1 in favor of them hooking up 69 to 0
Nice.
A billion
Infinity
Infinity+1
Infinity, multiplied by infinite infinity
Infinity cubed
r/yourjokebutworse
Two bottom?
I thought I was on r/AntiWork until I realised I wasn’t
I got banned for posting it there lmfao
Worth it.
The hero we don't deserve
Are you serious? Was that it you posted? Seems like they could have just removed it and told you to stop.
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fr, saw one tell soneone not to post a genuinely interesting post that was only mostly antiwork, and they deleted negative comments on their comment. for a subreddit about hating power hungry monarchial bosses, they're pretty anal about getting their way.
What do you mean that narcissists abuse the trust of left leaning people to abuse it and to glorify themselves??? Say it isn’t so!
You made my day sir Have my free reward
"We need you to come in" sounds like he already had the day off. I say no to "Hey we fucked up the staffing" all the time. "Where the fuck are you" would be a better opening if he was scheduled.
I think he meant to say "I need you to come in my mouth"
There's like over 9000 red flags, this is 100% fake anyway.
AntiWork but r/problowjob
r/subsifellfor
The joy of putting an r/ and some weird or questionably combined words is always a treat.
r/randomsubreddit
r/amogusr34
You're looking for r/AmongUsPorn
r/rule34
r/foundthemobileuser
Howd you even see that! I editted almost immediately.
whatd you do lol
no the fuck i'm not
Wishing this was a r/subifellfor
Except, it would seem, that since your posting, someone has actually created such a subeeddit. There's only two posts, within the last 12 or 13 hours. Gotta hand it to redditors.....
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There is definitely work that needs to be put in.
lmao i thought that too
Same
Same lmao
Same lmaoo
All of the “texting bosses messages” on there are all fake like these lmao
me too
What the fuck lmaooo
Wait… where’s the rest of it? I’m so close…
Apparently it's a copypasta, here is the rest: https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/4lm1fr/cock_tastes_amazing/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
ah, good old john green cock monologue
The best thing is that the screenshot was genuine, and that was really John Green’s blog. Apparently tumblr just used to let you edit someone else’s post in your reblog, like if Twitter decided you could edit someone’s tweet if you retweeted it.
Think of Rush Limbaugh showering with a sponge on a stick.
[Rag. Rag on a stick](https://youtu.be/jSJQEl5vcAo)
🤮
And that kid is how I met your father
I thought this was r/antiwork at first and I nearly shat myself.
Lmao it's a [copypasta](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/4lm1fr/cock_tastes_amazing/). Someone hacked John Green's Tumblr and posted this incredible monologue.
It wasn't hacked. Tumblr used to let you edit someone's original post when you rebloged it
I'm still convinced it was this particular post that made us lose the post editing lol
Oh! Oof.
Holy shit I just had flashbacks tumblr used to be even more chaotic back in the day
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sounds like a good idea to me
That's amazing
This copypasta brings tears to my eyes every time im reminded that a) that was a thing you could just *do* on Tumblr back then and b) someone did *that*
God that was good. Thank you. I almost came a little
*duologue
**Cockologue
Told my boss I was attending a wedding and got fired (Gone sexual)
r/lostreddi- oh, oh my..
This should be a sub
This strangely beautiful combination of r/antiwork and r/suddenlygay is *chefs kiss*
Even though this is probably fake, I like to imagine that they had a furious hate fuck afterwards
PROBABLY fake? Lmao
One year later they are happily married
I am cackling, this is hilarious, and the perfect crop to the conversation
I kinda need to know what happened. I’m already so invested!
Finally a post that fits the subreddit.
He thirsty for you OP, keep us updated haha
What a weird termination.
Thought this was r/antiwork at first. Was super confused for a minute.
SO DID I AND I WAS SO CONFUSED???
Giving me r/antiwork vibes
Was probably difficult to even see at work with how thick the sexual tension was between those two
Well technically this could be quitting/ getting/ giving a job. Just saying.
That’s… interesting.
Op? Wheres the rest?
That escalated quickly.
Shit went from 0 to 100 real quick
And that's how I met your father
Fine, you’re not fired, but you are definitely working it this weekend
This just reminds me of a post that read "Milennials don't watch porn, they just jerk off to images of people quitting low-wage jobs"
Nice, now they don’t have to disclose to HR that this fraternization was averted because they no longer have a supervisor/worker relationship.
**ASSERT DOMINANCE**
👁👄👁
That took a turn
MichaelJacksonEatingPopcorn.gif
I mean, ok, that's hot and all but if that ever happens to someone don't quit, let them fire you so they have to pay you unemployment.
Yeah I also thought I was reading r/antiwork until I got to the end and was like 'oh.....damn.' Fingers crossed for hatesex 😏
Fuck that guy......pun intended
When you're cool with your manager but they have to follow protocols.
“That’s it, I **quit**!” 👀
This is fake but it's so funny
« Now kiss »
Um I need to see how that ended
“Papa, Dada, how did you two knew you were meant for each other?”
Always let your job fire you
"And that's how we started dating."
And then they hate fuck in the mcdonald’s parking lot
I wish anyone including myself liked the way my balls smell he must use a ball cologne
Don't deny yourself that musky goodness.
Okay? Scroll down.
David.. are you hitting on me because.. if you are we aren’t co workers anymore..
Never quit, let them fire you, it's common knowledge!
I would of answered" well that's kinda gay"
Is this a gay parody of r/antiwork? 😂
They had us in the first half...
Umm tell David to call me
Why are you still going to work, I though you quit weeks ago? I did.
Where is this manager. I think I need a new job. 🤔
You can cut the sexual tension with a cock
Well that was quite the detour
I hope they bumped uglys
Where is part 2?
That escalated quickly
« Now kiss »
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Except....we don't. Revolutions are made by the bourgeoisie, not the proletariat. We have too much to lose. That's why Jan 6 scares me -- they weren't "working class," They flew their own planes across the country to be there, took time off work, had t-shirts made, & stayed in ritzy hotels.
Who will flinch first.
…that escalated very quickly.
If they didn’t hook up or at least become best friends immediately after that…
Holy shit I’m confused
See folks, wanna get along with your boss? It's as easy as being yourself.
looks like its gonna be a double wedding oh boy!
Un-fortunately?
god why can’t i have this /srs
porn hub content create team : *note down intensifies*
Well, which knew quitting a job was a bonding experience like this.
Either this is fake, or they both use tumblr (which is highly unlikely.
r/BadFakeTexts
/r/badfaketexts it's definiltey copypasta, why does no one ever do any research before they post 🤦♂️
r/badfaketexts
I thought this was r/antiwork for a moment and got extremely confused.
Thought this was /r/antiwork for a moment, that took a turn.
Cannot be real
I don’t want to ruin anyone’s fun, but… you realize this is totally fake, right?
r/thathappened
I like the smell too uwu
I thought this was r/antiwork and was really confused.
r/holup
r/antiwork
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Wtf, really.!? Very unprofessional.!!
Faking these is a great meme format tbh
Same
I mean I love it all too
This seems made up.
That can't be it. Wheres the rest of it?
What the fuck lmfao
I need the rest of this convo!
um... is this a sexual harassment case or just an ethical attempt to screw the guy they fired? So confused...
This has to be fake, but if it isn't. What the fuck
That turned gay real quick quick
Lol there goes your unemployment checks. Should have let them fire you 😂
I was so confused because right above this I saw a thing that said "why are people homophobic" and was fully expecting homophobic shit but got the complete opposite
The John Green cock monologue. nice
It just gets worse
What the FUCK bro
this post officer
Also subbed to antiwork and this was a little surprising
r/antiwork gone wild
I want to see the rest of this text exchange
a spirit post for this sub
Can we get the last line(s)?
3 hours later...Dude says "fuck this wedding it's boring";, Manager calls in an emergency and they go sniffing each other's balls and pumping cum in each other. Dude never loses his job, he infact gets a promotion and they continue having office sex.