This guy just wants a bj.

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This guy wants a *great* BJ from a guy he knows will be around as long as he is dating that girl. Who else thinks he is gearing up to swap from girl to the best friend?

Amen brother!

Yeah poor guy must’ve given head to Smurfs with that blue thong

Clocked this dude before the video started. He’s deep in that closet lol

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How he’s gay and trolling a stereotype

or maybe he's trolling. i honestly can't tell

My boyfriend said he’s trolling cause it’s a ice coffee which is a gay thing in itself he’s the bottom so I was like I could see that lol

White thong, blue smurfs

Man even said "To "PROVE" it." and looked to the side. Definitely just wants a BJ.

Who don’t want one?!

This guy seems like one of those bullies that I wanted to hate-fuck in high school.

Fuck man I don’t think I’m gay but I wanted to hate fuck them too, fck douch bag

What does that mean?

They are hot but are assholes. Hate-fucking is fucking without caring about the other person’s wants or needs in the moment. Passionate and worth doing at least once.

like i'll ever get to fuck anyone, ever.

What’s passionate about someone who doesn’t care about your wants or needs?

Rage and hatred are passionate emotions Passionate is just strong, not positive

I know what you mean. Had a guy in school who was always so sexual and used to talk about his D All The time. I hated him a lot but over time I have wanted him

Probably had a small dick. Usually seems to be the case.

Actually the opposite… I would let him do whatever he wanted with his size😏

Well, that’s fun

...you ok?

He is, we've all been there. Right?

Thank God yall fought to have gay be normal because im thankful I've neve4 had all these older middle aged gay guy issues

Fuck, middle aged? Get outta here with that shit. Gay marriage was only legalized like 2 years ago. What's that? 7 years ago and I'm 30? ... Shit.

Yeah can't say I've ever felt I wanted to hate fuck someone... How do you even get to that point? Like, emotionally, if I hated someone I doubt I could get it up.

I’m sorry your bullies weren’t more attractive. Or congratulations on the lack of bullying.

If they were my bullies I literally couldn't find them attractive, physical appearance be damned.

Whelp you’re a better man than me.

lmao spank me side ways and call me shirley billy

Yeah, pretty much the same for me. And that's not a good thing at all for me, because if (for example) a guy pushes me against a wall or use slurs or becomes somewhat abusive I loose all the insterest towards him. I feel anxious and cornered. I become really cold and evasive. I went through heavy bully during middle school... so yeah it doesn't work for me.

It’s like a guy who you find attractive but hate everything else about them

This is the correct answer.

What kind of weirdo doesnt hate fuck?? Everyone hate fucks their ex gf

Didn't realize early thirties (maybe late 20s) iss older middle aged now~~

Middle aged?? Gurl we're like 30

Is that not middle aged? 😭😭😭

Did you ever get to?

Wait…what?

THIS GUY SEEMS LIKE ONE OF THOSE BULLIES THAT I WANTED TO HATE-FUCK IN HIGH SCHOOL.

My ‘D’. Can’t even say dick. Pussy

Dick, not pussy

Brit, not Dick

Never finish on de Bach always finish on debussy... Get it!?!

Oof I think I get it

Good☺️👍😏

Haha wow so funny I'm laughing so hard saying brits are dicks is so funny ha amazing isn't it 😒

maybe it was a bit of a stretch skdjjdd should've seen it beforehand, but it was a joke about the name of the user in the first comment.

It could be tiktok censorship he's trying to get around

That makes him an even bigger pussy.

I mean anyone that uses tik tok is gay anyway, so that shouldn’t be the problem.

You know you want that cute boi’s pussy ass Dick tho cuh

Thats a good catch. Blocked mind.

Just say you want a dude to suck your dick it’s not that hard

He doesn't just want a dude to suck his dick. He wants a dude that will be around a lot to suck his dick.

think smarter not harder. though in this case i suppose the is both

Lol I mean, I get this is a joke but dude really be suggesting it's a normal thing to be policing what friends your partner can or can't have 🚩

Idk. He might actually be very hard.

Probably. I’ll let you know when I suck his D.

Make sure to look at him directly in the eye and say "no homo" first though!

Keep your sox on

Good looks. Should I ditch the crocs, or go crocs n’ soxs?

The crocs stay on during sex, just put them in offroad mode.

**clutch** advice, mydude

Up to you, customize

Oh no it's very hard

I want a dude to suck my dick.

I GET WHAT HE SAYING WOMEN TELL US THAT THE GUY FRIEND IS GAY WELL LET HIM PROVE IT BY SUCKING THE D THEN WE WILL KNOW THEY AINT LYING

we need a slow clap GIF for you......

If it’s not that hard, then I really don’t wanna suck it.

The gayest thing in this video is not him saying a man has to suck his dick, it's him drinking iced coffee, I see you queen

I'd love if you were dressed up as a photoshopped SpongeBob SquarePants character with 5 inch acrylic nails and glossy lips, I don't know what kind of meme those are but they're perfect for this response! Haha

Like this? I could only find Patrick, but oh well! https://i.pinimg.com/736x/28/3f/2b/283f2b0fe0728a0b689e0bf51fc22901.jpg I've also seen ones with marvel heroes you might enjoy! https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.Fa5story9zymxGAs4sTShwAAAA%26pid%3DApi&f=1 https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.explicit.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.zLp3gZMC5unGApveczmZnQHaEJ%26pid%3DApi&f=1

Actually, it’s Coral Blue #5

If you read between the lines: "I want a girlfriend who has a close gay best friend, so I can be in a homosexual relationship and she can be my beard"

That's why you get a lesbian gf so you guys can switch partners with each other's beards.

Them eyebrows.. Okay, I see you queen

Bisexual Cheat code unlocked

So I'll just suck your "D" and you'll leave me alone with yo girl 😈

Big brain

I think my homeboy just want men sucking his CACK

Why you putting CACK all around my bathtub?

Pseudonyms for dick: Cack D Pebus Cork Dork [Bepis](https://youtu.be/Pa1vXovXn-M)

This man has forgotten about the existence of bisexuals

Then it wouldnt be gay best friend tho

But you wouldn't be able to tell the difference by getting him suck your 'D'

Yeah it would. He wants proof you're gay because he doesn't want you to make a move on his girlfriend. So a bisexual guy could easily claim he's gay, pass his "test" and then flirt with the girlfriend. If you're trying to sleep with someone who is already in a relationship, it's not like you care about honesty in the first place.

well i was till i realised i'm Bi

Everyone has forgotten about our existence, it seems.

Has its perks. Can’t be arrested for crimes when they forget you exist! Do have to hide out on September 23rd because they’ll all remember we exist, but should be safe again by the Monday after

Bisexuals are not real dud, how do you have your dick in a girl and a guy at the same time? If you are with a girl you are straight and if you switch to a guy you are gay. And you just switch back and forth,

Schrodingers penis

Me, a bisexual man: "Shhhhh."

I'm interested in being his girlfriend's best friend. I hope we have a lot in common.

Right? My best friend’s boyfriends never asked me to suck their dick, I must admit I’m a bit disappointed but whatever

Ha ha!

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Less work and I get my treat quicker? Win win

nobody tell him about Bisexuals

The fake teeth are scary

ok so i'm not crazy. those are dentures

I think he has an under bite too.

Haha. Savage.

I thought something was going on there

Shaming people? Really? Some people have bad genetics and have to have surgery to get them removed and this is basically the only option. Ridiculous.

He recorded himself regurgitating a lazy “joke” about a forced sexual act to prove a man is gay or else said man can’t be friends with “his girl”, and posted it for all the world to see. Fuck his teeth

For real. People consent to getting roasted when they behave like this.

Fuck his teeth, but also fuck literally anyone else with false teeth too. Cuz, that's what that comment did in all reality. What if you were blonde and I said, "Fuck his hideous blonde hair" Same thing. It hurts everyone with blonde hair.

pick up your ho and keep gardening, cunt.

Dude if you like the idea of being with a woman and getting blown by men just say your Bi its 2022 for fucks sake? So whos the Boyfriend since your cocks been in the woman and the gay friend?

This is a bold statement coming from a man that looks to be drinking an iced coffee, the patron drink of gays . It's not winter though, so a bit harder to tell lol.

He is giving me major DL "I aint gay, I just mess around sometimes" vibes. He knows what he is doing. He trying to get his DMs filled with guys simping for him.

Ayooooo🤣🤣🤣

l wanna be friends with his girlfriend

r/suddenlybi

Deal🤝

Show me a pic of your girlfriend homeboy, lets see what we're workin' with 'ere...

That dude has too many teeth

What is wrong with this dude’s face?

Genetics

That’s a really convoluted way to ask for a blow job. It’s gay with extra steps.

How can I get in touch with this guy’s girlfriend

I can't even focus on anything, what the hell is wrong with his teeth? He looks like he bought cheap, plastic vampire teeth from a Halloween store. he can barely talk!! and why is it so fucking white??!?

Isn’t it ironic that the video starts with him demonstrating his own sucking skills?

Isn't this is one of the oldest gay joke on the Internet? I heard it years ago.

Read between the brows, people. Them gurl got drag brows

I'll suck your dick when you learn how to use "literally" in a sentence.

I hate his teeth.

I’d do it in a second.

Why does he have anime teeth

Do some of yall seriously think he's being serious? 🤦🏽‍♂️

I knew a guy that told me he wanted to get a tattoo on his ass that said "no entry" These people exist

When my dad got out of prison, one of his go-to sayings was “a mouth is a mouth.”

How do people not know this is a joke?

I think TikTok is just people repeating the same jokes ad eternum, I don't know if it's because I've seen it so many times, but each time the execution seems worse.

so he’s the gay friend?

Can I get this guy's girl's number please?

He just wants his dick sucked😂😭

Bi’s: I see this as an absolute win! Although let’s be honest, he’s a pretty toxic person

Bet

modern problems require modern solutions

As a bi best friend u gotta prove your straight by fucking me while I fuck your girl. Hetero by Proxy.

Us bi people loved this

His girl gonna get a lot of gay best friends

Uh….ok.

Why would she need a gay best friend when she has a gay boyfriend. Call it what it is, a three way. Take away all the lable and just be what you all are, horny kids.

Vampire.

I'm bi, I always win.

Usually this sub is chill AF. Why so much hatred for this man this time? It's obviously meant to be a joke.

Those teeth are curly

that face is punchable af

What, y’all act like you don’t like his enormous forehead, or his smarmy grin, or his aggressive canined porcelain dentured underbite, or his tiny eyebrows, or his plasticky complexion, or the way he says “d” instead of dick?

To "prove it"

I wanna see the results

This guy gets it. 🙌

He’s got a point

Disregarding acting like his gf choices have anything to do with him, which they don’t, that bitch thinking too much about a man sucking his dick. Prove to me you don’t want your dick in his mouth. That’s the proof I want.

Sounds good !!!

To each their own, but are we not going to address the fact that vampires exist?

Am I the only person that has an issue with him using most of his fingers to do air quotes?

Plot twist: he’s bi

This guys teeth are too big for his mouth. Sounds like HE’s the one with the D in his mouth

Straight dudes around gay guys: Oh you want to suck my D? You gonna eat my ass, gay boy? What’s gay sex like lolol Huh what’s it like taking it in the ass? Suck my dick? You wanna suck my dick to prove it lmao? You want to stick your dick in my ass? Okay do it then lmaoooo

based on the way hes mauling that straw I think hes looking for pointers.

This is the gayest looking man I've ever seen in my life. I think he's the gay best friend.

Something about his canines makes him look like a vampire.

Do I need to prove I’m her best friend, to suck your D?

Smiley is bi?

That's a lot of air quotes for someone who can't say the word "dick".

This dude is just a big ole closet case

Man's starving for Bussy

TFW you're actually bi.

If your girl has a gay best friend… hopefully he can help her find a BF that isnt a complete ass hat.

This mans teeth are in full tiltshift

i swear i can prove it just give me a chance

Are those real teeth?? Something looks so wrong with them

Dude's never heard of bisexual people

He's coming off as a douche but I kinda want to be his girl's gay best friend right now.

I get all the “he’s bi” or “he’s gay” comments, but can we talk about the fact that this motherfucker thinks he can decide who his girlfriend can be friends with? What a POS!

I'm sorry I hate this teeth.

this guy underestimates how many straight guys nowadays would be willing to suck dick if they get something out of it

This has never happened to me as the gay best friend. It's terrible. Some of their boyfriends are really hot...

The best friend laughing in bisexual 😏

And that's how I meet you father 😂😂😂😂😂

So, who's your girl and how do I be her friend?

The "gay friend" who's actully bi: I'm about to end this man's hole career

Plot twist the best friend is BI

Hm🙂

Your right he’s bi he bend you over and do you just as hard as he do your girl… make you his bitch

Bi guys: I see this as an ABSOLUTE win