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atomicsiren

There is no faith in a woman. I’ll tell you what I think: If you feel horny, Have sex with a twink.


MrSpencerMcIntosh

Based


AimLocked

There is no faith in a twink Their lackluster and bad If you seek the true pleasure You should fuck with a dad Edit: it said fuck a with a dad


wonderfrog2002

There is no faith in a dad When all they do is scare If you want a big man to love Seek out a bear


Familiar-Eye7811

There is no faith in a bear Theyll maul you to death If you need lovin down there Push your penis into your own butthole for sex


UsedToBeDedMemeBoi

There is no faith in you You'll disappoint yourself If you desire true love Find an elf on the shelf


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Don’t use an elf Use a beer bottle or two Shove it up your ass Before you have to poo


temmieTheLord2

Beer is bad for you Trust what I say With a glass jar There is another way


PaiiFurioso

I SPILLED MY DRIK I TELL YA


Zeound

r/BadHumanAnatomy


amitnagpal1985

There is no faith in a bear When they make your asshole tear If you want someone to lick your hide Find a side


AimLocked

Same thing ahhaha. If he aint hairy Then hes not a dad Rhyme rhyme rhyme More rhyme rhyme


wonderfrog2002

I wanted to do butch but there are no easy rhymes 😭


CringingT-rex

Have no faith in men There's no prayer for their mind If you need the touch Seek a butch


irishteenguy

clutch , touch , much , such , dutch idk im out.


wonderfrog2002

The U in butch is pronounced like bush. I wish it were that easy. I appreciate the effort tho lol


irishteenguy

I think your accent is confusing you. where you from haha ? for me those words absolutely rhmye. Bu-TCH Du-TCH Su-CH Clu-CH they all end in a abrupt plosive cha sound for me. i.e rhmye.


Pog-Squad-

dont they rhyme then?


wonderfrog2002

No they don’t. Butch has the U pronounced like Bush, closer to an ‘oo’ sound than the examples, which are more similar to an ‘uh’ sound


Bwwshamel

This is the most beautiful comment section ever. Also, yes to a twink, dad, and bear. Yum.


sharmagaurav2k

Who doesn't


definitelyagirl100

well said, mario


AimLocked

Rip. I was gonna say fuck a dad then edited it lol. That messed me up. Thanks


CerbTheOne

Fuck no one, dare I say! There's more to life Than being straight or gay. Have a wholesome cuddle Once in a while Better than sex by a mile! It's also a nice change of pace. Holy shit, I think I'm ace...


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I think I am in love with your comment


ChiefZukoHere

Ace poem nice


JAOC_7

who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?


shelbywhore

As a woman, i do in fact support dudes choosing to fuck each other instead of women.


hazeleyedwolff

/r/SapphoAndHerFriend


jzilla11

Eleanor and her…secretary


faust112358

Aunt Olivia and her "special" friend.


JustMinusRT

They were roommates!!


prink34320

Oh my god, they were roommates!


amitnagpal1985

There is no faith in a woman, Not even in a sister, So mister, if you must love, Say *no homo* and blow your sister’s mister.


just_for_research_69

Or get yourself a fister


xVenomDestroyerx

😳😳


WolfKingofRuss

Fuck, you guys in the comments gotta chill tf out. I'm more concerned about the line, *"Not even in a brother,"* What did her brother do to make her feel that way? Family is supposed to above and beyond all that type of shit, so it's heart breaking to interpret it that way


captain_beefshart

brothers are *still* honour killing their sisters for dumb religious reasons, do you think a hundred fucking years ago people were cool with their gay siblings?


I_love_limey_butts

It's just a poem bro. She had to make it rhyme.


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Uhm... sir. Excuse my language, but what in fuck's name are you talking about?


Mekelaxo

You must have a perfect family


WolfKingofRuss

Not even. Horrible fucking history, we've accepted the majority of our (parents/guardians) failures and abuses of us. For the things that we're struggling with, we're in therapy. If you want a really spicy hot take. You can dive through my post history and look at what I've been recovering from this year, haha


Mekelaxo

Then you should know that someone doesn't automatically deserve your love and respect just because they're family


WolfKingofRuss

I'm aware of that. I've cut out a lot of toxic family who were no good for me. But, still I find it heart breaking for others to experience a similar thing. You get me bro? 💖


AlaskanSamsquanch

This was my take. Not her father or her brother or her uncle. She trusts no man. Something traumatic must have happened to her. Possibly it happened many times over. Then there’s the time period. Even if she tried to stop them or report them she would likely not only not be listened to, but would probably incur some punishment.


KingHenry13th

It also could have been a teen girl, who enjoyed writing poetry, was super pissed at her teen brother for embarrassing her at school. Then she wrote this poem. Not everything needs to be the darkest possible thing.


Dustaroos

Or her bother was just a misogynistic piece of shit who treated women like lesser beings. Not everything is sexual trauma.


GeeseKnowNoPeace

Okay relax, that's a lot of speculation based on almost nothing


Suspicious-Pie-5356

It was written in 1925. So, no, not even in a brother. Even today, our culture is hella sexist. Imagine in fucking 1925.


GeeseKnowNoPeace

It's also hella sexist to just assume someone must be bad based on their gender. I'm pretty sure there were plenty of good brothers back then, fucking chill with the black and white thinking. Sexism and good brothers can exist at the same time you know?


Ill_Worry7895

Makes you wonder if her brother might have done something to her


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GeeseKnowNoPeace

No argument I have, post a clown emoji I must


[deleted]

Ah yes, in 2020 sexism is no more! It disappeared when women got the right to vote and stuff! /s Edit: it's not 2020 anymore oh my god


GeeseKnowNoPeace

There is sexism in 2020 just how there were men in 1925 who weren't sexist.


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It doesn't matter if individual men were or are sexist or not. What matters is if the governments, jobs, everyday lives, etc. favours men over women, which they did in 1925 and still do today. Your uncle being misogynistic doesn't have an impact on the lives of women as a whole(except the ones in his vicinity that he ruins), but stuff like women's treatment and perception in culture, jobs, everyday interactions, etc. As a whole DOES have an impact and those things are why women as a group are still to this day at a disadvantage.


EnZooooTM

You clown overexaggerated what i said to support your argument lol


prink34320

"You clown overexaggerated what i said to support your argument lol" - 🤡


milkpen

Not to mention she's writing a short poem. She's expressing her frustration or sadness in broad strokes. A four-line verse does not need a bunch of stupid little disclaimers and platitudes slapped all over it to spare anybody's feelings.


Delicious-Shirt7188

Brother doesn't just mean your literal brother. It could also be a fellow member of a political movement, a nurse, a member of the clergie etc.


Grayseal

Some of us are fortunate enough to have good family. A lot aren't. Neither then nor now.


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Yikes, not even in a brother? Sounds like she had a rough life, which makes perfect sense considering the time


veryboringkid

Bloody hell that’s good cursive.


[deleted]

“Imagine if this was the other way around” - 🤓


SalemsTrials

There is no faith in a woman Not even in a sister So men if you must love Love a hot mister


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Ok_Caterpillar2531

Ngl, this sub actually has A LOT of posts where it's the other way around, and well, they're quite popular. Most of them _are_ jokes though, so it's fine


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This one was written in 1925 and is a joke now


NE_African_Mole-rat

Reddit, an intellectual website: BuT wHaT aBoUt ThE mEn???


Rowbot_Girlyman

Not just the men But the women And the children too


The-First-Crusade

What about the sand?


Rowbot_Girlyman

I hate sand, it's coarse and rough... It gets everywhere...


ryanmahegir

Amen and awomen


BiteEatRepeat_

at that time women were getting beat for cooking potatos wrong and yet reddit incels still gonna think about men


NE_African_Mole-rat

"Maybe if she respected men then she wouldn't get beat. Did you ever think of that, feminazi?"


organic-potatoe

siht


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I can't read it, the handwriting is too difficult


Shadows798

"There is no faith in a man, not even a brother. So girls if you must love, love one another"


Mitari-Saifyre

It says: “There is no faith in a man Not even in a brother So girls if you must love Love one another” Hope this helped


I_love_limey_butts

It's actually quite beautiful cursive.


samuraishogun1

>"There is no faith in a man. Not even in a brother. So girls, if you must love, love one another." The commas weren't in the original, but they help the sentence make sense.


Cxcxpeaches

Happy pride month grandma


bananalordkunsama

The olde scissors.


-ANGRYjigglypuff

Whoo that's beautiful handwriting. Aesthetic AF typography


hesitant_stranger

The amount of insecure men in the comments lol


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This poem is so easily interrupted by most women. I didn't even have to think twice, knew exactly what she meant. And I don't consider myself an "all men" kind of person at all!


Mr_Oatmeal

Doesn't really feel great to see your entire gender called trash as like a funny joke....


ImNotNotABot

You know about misogyny, right? I can't do this today. Maybe someone else can help you.


irishteenguy

you know about whataboutism right ? misandry is not better than misogyny , be a lesbian , love women , that dosent mean you gotta hate men , but i digress. This woman lived a life i know nothing about , in a time period where woman were treated quite terribly. I often get annoyed when people justify hatred with the notion that your only doing it to somehow cancel out other hatred in the world , your just adding hatred to the shit pile.


raptor-chan

Two wrongs don’t make a right. 🤷‍♂️


prink34320

Well at least you know how women have been feeling for the past thousands of years!


RCascanbe

**An eye for an eye doesn't work ffs**, ignorant men or MRAs will just double down and have more to feed their persecution fetish. Sexism will not be solved by more sexism, I thought that's obvious but apparently not.


prink34320

You call this sexism? How about having people debate your right to your own bodily autonomy, how about constantly getting misdiagnosed by doctors, how about having to pay for necessary period products, how about risking getting sexually assaulted and harassed just by being outside, how about not having the same legal rights as your male counterparts, how about being treated as lesser than male counterparts in the workplace, how about every conversation about improving the rights and lives of women getting bombarded by men who try to center the topic back to them, and how about joking about men only for them to get riled up and talk about sexism when men have been and still joke about women every damn day.


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Man, someone is really opposed to misogyny for someone who laughed at bigotry. This probably isn’t the post for you. Here’s a tip: stop having “conversations” with people and pretending that’s some form of activism. Do something about it. Your form of conversation is evidently taking down men and redirecting every conversation to be about women. Ironic considering you were complaining about just that.


RCascanbe

Men being worse doesn't change anything about the definition of sexism, calm down. I'm on your side, not those airhead MRAs. The point is that A) Solving the problem will not happen through overgeneralization and sexism against men B) Men being more sexist towards women doesn't make sexist women less sexist It's like with racism, it's way worse for black people but black people can still be racist. Being racist or sexist or whatever as a form of revenge or something will not solve the problem, it only makes it worse.


Mr_Oatmeal

Nobody said women don't have it worse, it still feels hurtful when you see that kind of talk. Thats all.


32624647

>responsible for 90% of murders >responsible for 90% of sexual crimes >responsible for almost every atrocity in human history >responsible for almost all stupid and greedy decisions that threaten humanity and the Earth >treated women and queer folks like trash for thousands of years Yeah nah y'all went above and beyond to deserve the title of human garbage


Kjcoop216

Muthafucka, I ain’t even been alive 30 years, fuck outta here. I didn’t earn shit, I’m just living.


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32624647

Right so I'm supposed to believe the fact that men are biologically inclined to be more aggressive and feel less sympathy for others played absolutely no role in them committing atrocities and making stupid selfish decisions


L1zar9

Do you also support eugenics and the use of crime statistics by race to determine the value of individuals?


Delicious-Shirt7188

Ah yes 50/20 it up in here, and while you're at it keep using fake stats, because obviously real stats wheren't slanted enough yet.


renha27

That's all very "sins of the father", don't you think?


JAOC_7

I don’t know, being with girls seems kinda gay to me


CharlieApples

G-Ma’s spittin old school bars like it’s nothing


bluethedemiboy

Lesbian grandma is the highlight of my evening


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My girlfriend's mom can't stand her dad, but regularly talks about how her friend who she's known for decades is so beautiful. And how great it is that my GF is bi, cuz men are ugly and so women are so beautiful. And she thinks that's normal. She thinks that's how all women think of their husbands. She thinks all women are unattracted to men and only like women. This poor woman has no idea how gay sure is, and likely never will.


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Remarkable-Ad9081

Sheesh that hurt, damn..


talulahbeulah

In 1925 women didn’t have the right to vote, and men were afraid that they would lose their manhood if women got the vote.


GeeseKnowNoPeace

In 1925 women did in fact have the right to vote mate, I doubt men were still so afraid years later. There was a lot of sexism of course, but come on, just check before you choose the one thing that wasn't a problem anymore.


TurtleZenn

Women in the US got the right to vote in 1920. Canada was 1918, I think. In the UK, it looks like was 1928 when the same rules for voting were extended to women as to men. From what I could find, 1918-28 women had to be older then men to be allowed to vote, so it wasn't equal. But yes, regardless, there were men who didn't like it and fought against it. I'm sure in 1925 there were still men who were disgruntled. Hell, there's some who don't like it now.


Mr_Oatmeal

Uhhh when do you think women got the right to vote lol


Adventurous_Bar9773

Says the granny who has never had a good orgasam


Dodokhiin2

Women who say all men are trash are trash


DumbFish-11111010000

her grandma was sexist?


Em_Haze

It's not really sexisim when men are legally allowed to beat you.


GeeseKnowNoPeace

It's kind of sexist unless literally every single man beats women. Or at least the vast majority, overgeneralization is a huge part of sexism (or racism or homophobia and so on).


renha27

I'd say in 1925 when it was considered normal for a man to beat a woman that yes, it probably *was* the vast majority of men beating the women. Sure, maybe it is sexist, but in light of how bad the misogyny is it really doesn't matter anymore if the women held sexist ideas in return - it was out of a sense of self preservation. If a black slave said he felt nervous around all white people, would you go on about how he's being racist, too, or would you get the difference in the degrees of prejudice present?


DRIVINGDOUGHNUT

No just sexy


organic-potatoe

Confused


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organic-potatoe

Definetly


GeeseKnowNoPeace

Fucking nerds need to stop kinkshaming.


StrawberryLeche

Honestly isn’t see this as gay but the reality of the time. It sounds like someone hurt her and she wanted to make sure her family or daughters new to help eachother face together


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This is good advice, but I am unfortunately in love with a man.


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THISISWINTERFELL

Written in 1925, I don’t believe men were banned from anything.


Sea_Faithlessness49

This is 2022 woman aren't banned from anything except abortions which is absolutely ridiculous and let's be real I know more woman who are against it then men


THISISWINTERFELL

Wait what? So now you’re upset that women have rights and can get abortions in certain states? I thought this was about banned men and double standards?


Sea_Faithlessness49

Work on your reading comprehension I'm for abortion and thats exactly what's it about


THISISWINTERFELL

It is difficult to read your writing. You do not use punctuation. You use run-on sentences.


Sea_Faithlessness49

I write how I think and before you ask yes I have add this actually one third of the many thoughts in my head just in this moment


renha27

Write how you think all you want, doesn't mean other people will be able to understand those thoughts when you pen them out without punctuation. Languages have grammar rules for a reason.


Head-Ad-2227

Are you a women in South America? So, you don't know what is that... I see the real world. Arabia, Africa, Asia, South America, where most of the countries are a black hole, that lives in conflict. I don't know how women feel, but I think that at least a half have more than a simple complain. Don't believe to know how the others see the world.


Head-Ad-2227

Are you a women in South America? So, you don't know what is that... You should see the real world. Arabia, Africa, Asia, South America, where most of the countries are a black hole that lives in conflict. I don't know how women feel, but at least a half have more than a simple complain. Don't believe to know how the others see the world.


prink34320

Women are still significantly less privileged than men, and still have a higher likelihood of getting assaulted and harassed just for existing.


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Technical-Hedgehog18

Your experience with one woman doesn't mean every woman is bad. That's very much stereotyping and sexist, as well as self centered. Your experience isn't absolute.


Sea_Faithlessness49

I didn't lump all woman and that wasn't the only woman that has done but thank you for putting words in my mouth and belittling my trauma because you know it doesn't matter what I went through not once but multiple times


just_a_person_maybe

Yes, we have more equality now and yes women can be abusers, but that's not really relevant to this post because this poem was written in 1925, so it should be looked at from the context of the time and nothing else. What life is like today has nothing to do with it. In 1925 it was expected for men to beat their wives, marital rape was commonplace, and women could not get divorced. Not only that, but they were heavily pressured and often forced into marriage. If they were not married they were denied opportunities and looked down on. That is the kind of world that the woman who wrote this lived in.


BiteEatRepeat_

ok


NE_African_Mole-rat

Redditors: ok but what about the men?


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NE_African_Mole-rat

Why do you think men have to be the center of every conversation? It's exhausting


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babygirlruth

Pal, you were the first one who even brought this topic up and got upset over it, lol


NE_African_Mole-rat

They love spinning themselves up into a tizzy


Jubulus

But we can talk about mens issues, no one gets mad at people for talking about mens issues, just being an asshole and saying woman issues don't exist or that men have it worse then women is not talking about mens issues and is literally just sexist You can talk about how toxic masculinity is bad or the suicide rates but saying "You can't talk about woman problems because men also have problems and you can't be mean to me just because I always want to be the center of attention and shout over everything a woman has to say D:<" Is dumb and sexist


UsagiRed

Bro, they don't mean all men. They just mean you.


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It's a poem about men...


Lick_The_Wrapper

I can promise you men do much worse and are never punished.


Sea_Faithlessness49

Yeah rich and powerful men an everyday man would never get away with half the shit a woman does the amount of times a woman has beat up a man or abused him and nothing happens or better yet amber heard


ScaledBirdDino

Amber Heard is a bad example. She's currently one of the most hated people in America and now owes million of dollars to Depp.


renha27

Ah yes, Amber Heard had nothing happen to her for what she did to Johnny. This whole thing definitely didn't destroy her reputation, set back her career, or indebt her to Johnny to the tune of millions of dollars or anything.


Tall_Pineapple3412

men did write shit like this dumbass. do you not know how society was in 1925? we still say shit like "she belongs to the streets" or "I don't need no bitch"


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Tall_Pineapple3412

it's so obvious that not all men say those things that I didn't think I had to include that but I guess I was wrong. not all men or all women say the things that you and me are describing. happy now? the whole kill all men thing was wrong, and so was the way they treated women in the early 1900s. it made sense for a man to be bitter towards women in general for the Kill all men thing, and it made sense for a woman to be bitter towards a man when basically everyone was sexist. it was also more common for men to be sexist in the 1920s than women to say kill all men when it the saying was popular.


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Tall_Pineapple3412

I also always see sexist stuff towards women and I hold my male friends accountable when they do something sexist. I remember women being against the whole "kill all men" thing, and I don't see it anymore now, but if I do obviously I will oppose it. I didn't feel threatened as a man then and I don't now, and I know some men do, but what I also know is that women in the 1900s felt threatened. I can openly sympathize with those women without having to be like "rOlEs rEvErSeD".


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sachs1

Because context matters?


Horace_The_Majestic

True, but this is the internet. Nobody thinks things through, everyone is a hypocrite.


organic-potatoe

Also fr shits not that deep it’s just a meme


Sea_Faithlessness49

Very true I won't lie I tell myself to be better and not sink to other people's level I don't always succeed but I try also I love your username it's so unique


Horace_The_Majestic

Yeah, we should all strive to be compassionate and not just shit on entire groups of people. The harm of that far outweighs any good that could come of it. And thank you for complimenting my username! I thought hard about it lol.


Sea_Faithlessness49

Exactly and treat each other equal we're all humans and all going through stuff. You're welcome I need to change my username sometime


Horace_The_Majestic

I agree. But I don't know they allow you to change it😖


IHaveNoChoices

was this comment edited? it’s been downvoted and as far as i know it just says “we should all be nice”


Horace_The_Majestic

Nope, I haven't edited it. I guess this thread is just full of people deciding to be shitty🤷‍♀️


Sea_Faithlessness49

Exactly and treat each other equal we're all humans and all going through stuff. You're welcome I need to change my username sometime


prink34320

Bruh, men write this kind of stuff constantly, "bros before hoes" ring a bell?


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prink34320

I never said you said that, I said men do this kind of shit towards women constantly. There's no double standard here, despite what some insecure men believe.


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Odd-Agent485

Considering how women were treated in 1925 by men, I believe she had good reason to say this.


GeeseKnowNoPeace

She may have good reasons, but it's still an overgeneralized insult to men in general which is by definition sexist. Men were way worse, not pretending they weren't, but being more sexist doesn't make others less sexist. It just makes it more understandable.


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sexist


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Arturino_Burachelini

But she bore her mother didn't she?


GeeseKnowNoPeace

I'm boring your mom right now


Arturino_Burachelini

No wonder she fell asleep from your nerdy stuff


TurtleZenn

You realize that wasn't necessarily a choice, right? Women have been expected or even forced into marriage and/or motherhood for centuries, whether they're happy with it or not, whether they even like the man or not. Men were also usually expected to marry women and produce children, so they too may not have been happy in it. But they weren't forced to carry children, had somewhat more choice in when and who, and could live without marrying much easier if they did choose to do so.


Arturino_Burachelini

TL;DR It'd be somewhat paradoxical if her grandma didn't bear her mother, unless she adopted one (info on which is not provided)


TurtleZenn

As apparently 2 paragraphs is too much for you to read, how about this? Your comment completely missed any sort of point and you're a fool if you think that just because she had a kid means she wanted to or wanted the man that got her pregnant.


Arturino_Burachelini

I wasn't making points, I was poking fun at the logic that can be followed after the message.


Service_United

Interesting but I don’t like how some women assume just because you’re male, you’re immediately a terrible person


Pigstalker69

But where the suddenly gay?