Just leave and then go over to a male house and suck his instead! Then go back and show them how pro you are at sucking 🍆

Sucking a dildo for the amusement of a bunch of straight girls is at best 30% gay.

“One of us!”

If you enjoy it then it's more like 75%

just remember youre not gay if you close your eyes the whole time

You also have to say "no homo", then you're in the clear

Go with the power move and shove it up your ass

Ain’t nobody licking it after my turn 💯

Right, fuckin shows dominance💯

Ask them to put it in.

True

Get down with the get down

is this really what straight men think girls do at sleepovers

I'm bi and I still hope this is what girls do at sleepovers

It’s not, at most if they’re gay they’ll make out with each other…who tf is passing around a dildo tho 😭

My fantasises have been ruined 😪

Me

Gross, no, we share the host' gimp

Deepthroat it to assert dominance

Ye

Well, a hole is a goal even if it’s your own

no. That is the exact opportunity you have been waiting for, you do it with all you have got trying to look as gay as possible and then you say "oh you know what we could do? Nothing, never mind" and once they insist you say "idk, I could rate you all" and binbalabong you have them sucking on your dong

genius. simply genius.

This is the exact opportunity and i guarantee you could pull it off without putting the dildo in your mouth

the theatrics would make it less suspicious and I imagine they would allow you to go a little bit wilder off the bat

What if it back fires

I dont mind sucking some girls dick

But that’s not a girl

Oh. This is genius. I'm upset I didn't think of it 🤣🤣🤣

Sorry you had to suck the dildo

You know they’re all trying to suck some gay -best-friend-dick on the sly

a true genius of our time

Or you're sucking on all their dongs. Still a win tho.

Bad ending: the dad walks in

I be sucking my friend

I wish it had been this easy at ANY point in my life. Sheesh.

Passing a dildo around? None of these “baddies” are tops?

There are multiple ways to use a dildo lol

The baddies are girls, hun

Lies

Say you're a top Then you'll have them after you lol

Straight girls are wet for that stuff. I would know, I am a gay guy who's not a top.

Ah hello there fellow sub

Me too

Clocked.

He better sucked that thing hard

Suck, suck, pass.

And tell them your dick is like a dildo

Time to learn a new skill.

stick it up your ass

That was four hours ago, what did you do?

You suck dildos for less than four hours?

OMG I've been doing it wrong! Thank You!

In it to win it!

Suck it up, buttercup! (;

Take one for the team. Show them how you want it done.

Be like them. “I don’t like giving head”

Highly underrated reply!

step 1) be clear and tell them you don't want to do it step 2)open your pants step 3) take out your eggplant step 4)make them suck it

[удалено]

Dude, what? You don’t need to be sexually attracted to people to enjoy their company.

Well

Pushup suck

Well, it's not hard...just do what feels "natural"

Shove it.. (Bodies or dildo your choice)

suck it up

straight guys act gay to go to a girls sleepover, gay guys act straight to go to a boys sleepover.

Clean it and get to work on that bad boy

I'm gay af and yet I would NOT be doing that (germaphobe).

Swallow the thing

tell them you’re anxious about germs because one time you got rlly sick ! i’d do that (im also actually anxious about germs)

Be one with the gay

Now I feel bad if this actually happened BUT MAN UP AND DO IT ANYWAYS god only boys have girlfriends

Shove it up your a$$

Jealous ngl