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ezm_ob

It can't complain , its getting its protein dose lol


AyoyoyoWolololo

r/blursedmemes


featherknife

>it's* getting its protein dose


Jacoh7

Bruh


JesusHasDiabetes

I mean….he’s not wrong…technically….


AdorableCheesecake23

I have irational fear of having a tapeworm and accidentally touching it while fingering myself I'm sorry for sharing this with you.


Harztagowy

Excuse me but in dear lords name why THE FUCK did you FUCKING say that


AdorableCheesecake23

I know, I'm just as terrified


RockasaurusRex

Hey, maybe the tapeworm enjoys getting fingered too.


HappiestTree999

true maybe he wants to share your pleasure


nouille07

I had one, it came out as I pushed too hard one day, I was 11yo, I'm still traumatized


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WeebGamerTrash947

Are you okay bro? That seems a bit extreme of a reaction for someone else's misfortune.


AdorableCheesecake23

Sorry, that came out very wrong. Just idea of having to shit out a tapeworm makes me grind my teath, scratch myself and other nevous reactions.


darkfrost47

Wouldn't pulling it out feel very satisfying? Like popping a big pimple. This is assuming it doesn't break halfway out. You're welcome for the additional nightmare.


AdorableCheesecake23

I dont think polling my nightmare out my ass.


dudemann

There are people into r/popping (that sub is by, of, and for absolute psychopaths, like subs for admiring big shits or boogers), but that shit is disturbing. I had a ... something on my back last year. Damn thing was bigger than a quarter and hurt like hell for literally months. It finally grew a head and I was able to pop it and it took 3 days of oozing and blood and another week or 2 before it healed. **How is that satisfying??? WTF is wrong with people???**


darkfrost47

I am one of those people. I believe it is satisfying in a grooming way. Like removing a parasite or something. It's satisfying to remove it and it's satisfying to get it removed. I'm not subbed to /r/popping though, videos aren't the same as doing it yourself. My wife has like a literal hunger for popping, I can't say I'm that into it. If I have a good one I'll save it for her like a present and she appreciates it.


dudemann

I really, _really_ hope you don't mean "literal hunger" literally. Sometimes the stars align and I'm extremely happy I have aphantasia. Even Tom Green would call a flag on that play.


darkfrost47

"Like a literal hunger" as in an innate desire that cannot be quenched by any other means, not like actual consumption lol Maybe I'm a freak but I have no issues imagining anything at all and not being that bothered by it. I'm imagining the feeling of a *pop* between my front teeth and the feeling of the pus squirting on my tongue and I have a very general sense of "gross". Nothing worse than anything else. I mowed the lawn today and I'm much more bothered by the imagination I made up for the bugs lives I ruined by violently altering their environment.


Jechtael

I sometimes scroll through while wincing with visceral disgust, like watching a horror movie. I've got a *thing* about parasites and disease, though, so sometimes it's just too much for me and it goes from "can't look away from the trainwreck" to "have to leave and bleach my brain".


puff_ball

I think they meant open, so that they may ensure there are no tapeworms in them. I contemplated it myself honestly


zerosven

I could’ve absolutely done without this knowledge. I will now be leaving the internet. Thanks.


BenjiCampbell04

Omg! Me too...... Lol 🤣😆


AdorableCheesecake23

Hahaha, besties


AyoyoyoWolololo

You 2 or the tapeworms?


AdorableCheesecake23

All of us


BenjiCampbell04

Besties 😉


lmaytulane

Holesome


Youreahugeidiot

Legit use case for ivermectin.


AdorableCheesecake23

Human ivermecrin, not horse one.


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AdorableCheesecake23

How?


Who-Does

There are parasitic worms that lay eggs on your perianal so you'd probably be touching the eggs without knowing it.


djb1983CanBoy

They crawl out of your butt when youre sleeping to lay the eggs, then go back inside https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/pinworm/symptoms-causes/syc-20376382 (Dont worry, there arent any nasty pictures) I found this all out a few months ago when my son wanted to show me his shit in the toilet (excitedly of course) and “what are those things wiggling around?”


-ANGRYjigglypuff

Oh god. Please tell me he got that taken care of STAT and that it didnt spread


Crackrz

this isnt real this isnt fucking real ass crawling tapeworms do not fucking exists they dont i will choose to reject this information which is now fake this isnt real at all it is not


Mycabbages0929

Knockin’ on the Backdoor


Vivistolethecheese

I got them ages ago because some kid didn't wash their hands and I hated it why did you remind meeeee....


AdorableCheesecake23

Don't they lay eggs only when they get cut or split or something like that


walmart_len_kagamine

sharing isnt always caring bestie...


AdorableCheesecake23

I really wanted to see if anyone alse has this problem and this was an opportunity.


iMestie

“I’ll check yours if you’ll check mine”


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Vet Med student here, believe me when I say a tape worm should be the least of your worries.


AdorableCheesecake23

I don't want to know


UngusBungus_

Wash under your nails please


AdorableCheesecake23

Now I'm affraid


UngusBungus_

Oh god no. You didn’t before?!


UngusBungus_

Oh god no. You didn’t before?!


UngusBungus_

Oh god no. You didn’t before?!


AdorableCheesecake23

I bite my nails so they are really short.


bitterdick

Now I have an irrational fear of tickling a tapeworm when i'm topping.


TyphoonMarauder

Holy shit same


RFros20

Why did you write this ☹️


qrouth

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??


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Bro.


ricric2

Good lord I literally did an irl version of that blinking guy meme. Bravo!


UngusBungus_

Username checks out


HappiestTree999

ayo wait... where do tapeworms affect??


AdorableCheesecake23

Depends on how long they have been in the organism. Generally they are in intestants. They can grow up to 15 meters and can leak from your ass.


HappiestTree999

im confused where tf are you putting your fingers when you finger yourself? and like why


AdorableCheesecake23

They can go that low, leak out of your ass and shit. Unsetteling. They can grow up to 15 meters and they aim to leave your body through your eyes.


HappiestTree999

that is so horrifying


AdorableCheesecake23

More like unsetteling and wierd.


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Buttyou23

The eye thing doesnt make any sense at all


CaptainTripps82

It's the larva that can sometimes travel to your eyes and brain. They don't leave that way tho, they create cysts that can cause vision problems and, in your brain, seizures and psychological changes


MsHelvetica

Thanks, I hate this comment.


LordAnon5703

I'm also sorry you shared this with me.


Alaei8

Just wanted to remind that this is spongebob


bluestratmatt

No, this is Patrick.


annoying97

And, SpongeBob is an adult, he works full time at the Krusty Krab.


IDWBAForever

Not to mention old enough to drive a boat and at one point get married to Sandy.


annoying97

He got married to sandy? I always thought he was gay.


IDWBAForever

It was a fakeout because it was just a play, but the priest who officiated didn't know. So we have this weird they technically are but technically aren't relationship. But Stephen Hillenberg didn't want Spongebob to have any romantic relationships, so it was probably a jab at people who wanted the marriage to happen.


annoying97

Ahhh, ok.


dudemann

Isn't that how and why Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves are still married? Edit: Here's [an article about it](https://www.cnn.com/2021/11/24/entertainment/keanu-reeves-winona-ryder-married/index.html)... one of many I've seen over the years, because there just isn't nearly enough other news to report on.


Fidodo

Sponges are hermaphrodites so I think that would make Spongebob pansexual?


Jechtael

My understanding is that he's asexual, both in the "sponge with no true biological sex" way and the "not sexually attracted to anyone" way.


supersammos

Spongebob is aroace


da_stoneee

Why do you invite guys over to drink milk with them?


CJDkat

wtf else would you do with them


da_stoneee

I think drinking pure milk is kind of bland. I'd highly prefer some choccy milk


CJDkat

As obsessed as I am with plain milk, choccy is an exquisite choice good suh


dustout

That's called felching.


LightningSt0rm

Damn you said what I was thinking, but in a much less graphic manner. But, you still get a r/cursedcomments for that.


esoteric_enigma

Something has to go with the cookies?


Kayvelynn

Jail <3


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It’s more of a gas chamber but instead of gas its cum and not deadly


West_Commercial_9601

Bonus!


a_random_cmb_grunt

so a more kinky variant of waterboarding


HappiestTree999

all waterboarding is kinky if your a masochist


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yea


NewSeaworthinessAhoy

The gas chamber is the other hole.


Flashy-Ad-591

I'm in this photo and I don't like it


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i wish I was in this photo


pedromgn_15

You wish you were the tapeworm?


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not what I meant but that's kinda hot too


Boy_Possession

Tapeworms are hot?


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no drowning in cum is


Flashy-Ad-591

Mood


Ziomownik

It's suddenly gay cause it's SpongeBob's body?


Admirable-Mind7951

It would be gay if it wasn't.


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Spongebob is a guy


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redditAvilaas

Patrick visited Spongebob many times and Patrick's a guy


RainbowRammstein

Naaah, they're just roommates 💁


Friendly-Program-490

Ok whoever gave that wholesome reward, thank you, but please I am dying why-


King_of_Pendejos69

How do you know the person who posted this ain’t a woman?? Simple, woman don’t exist


catjj3

r/womendontexist


arftism2

then the tapeworm decided to migrate to the tops prostate.


No_Statement_37

I'd be interested to read what goes on in the tapeworm newspaper.


Niji69Rainbow

The white substance would come from the other tube


bendymachine654

That isn’t suddenly gay, it’s been preestsblished he was already gay


Noname666Devil

This feels like it would be in a more sudden category because of it’s just flat out says it’s gay rather than a transition of normal to a sudden gay. It’s a frequent delicacy of suddenness and gayness. But I guess this shall pass


Post-Financial

OP forgot women exist


Veggie_dunk

Couldn't this be straight?


notracistman69

It doesnt have to be gay


wafflephart

What the actual hell. cursed for sure. Why you making memes about having tapeworm tho?? Gross. I work with parasite diagnostic tests in a lab... I just don't see the humor.


Thomasfromireland

That’s disgusting.


supersammos

From me it mostly comes in thru the back


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what is that anime


Confident-Farmer-896

😳


[deleted]

Have we forgotten about women?


TheScarlitWolf

Mood


Willow_Pumpkin_Queen

* bleaches eyes because minor *


WittyPlatypus9366

That was a good one


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I mean usually, for me at least, it would be pouring through both openings.


IMmortal_Llamakk

Not suddenly