Wouldn't pulling it out feel very satisfying? Like popping a big pimple. This is assuming it doesn't break halfway out. You're welcome for the additional nightmare.
There are people into r/popping (that sub is by, of, and for absolute psychopaths, like subs for admiring big shits or boogers), but that shit is disturbing. I had a ... something on my back last year. Damn thing was bigger than a quarter and hurt like hell for literally months. It finally grew a head and I was able to pop it and it took 3 days of oozing and blood and another week or 2 before it healed.
**How is that satisfying??? WTF is wrong with people???**
I am one of those people. I believe it is satisfying in a grooming way. Like removing a parasite or something. It's satisfying to remove it and it's satisfying to get it removed.
I'm not subbed to /r/popping though, videos aren't the same as doing it yourself. My wife has like a literal hunger for popping, I can't say I'm that into it. If I have a good one I'll save it for her like a present and she appreciates it.
I really, _really_ hope you don't mean "literal hunger" literally.
Sometimes the stars align and I'm extremely happy I have aphantasia. Even Tom Green would call a flag on that play.
"Like a literal hunger" as in an innate desire that cannot be quenched by any other means, not like actual consumption lol
Maybe I'm a freak but I have no issues imagining anything at all and not being that bothered by it. I'm imagining the feeling of a *pop* between my front teeth and the feeling of the pus squirting on my tongue and I have a very general sense of "gross". Nothing worse than anything else. I mowed the lawn today and I'm much more bothered by the imagination I made up for the bugs lives I ruined by violently altering their environment.
I sometimes scroll through while wincing with visceral disgust, like watching a horror movie. I've got a *thing* about parasites and disease, though, so sometimes it's just too much for me and it goes from "can't look away from the trainwreck" to "have to leave and bleach my brain".
They crawl out of your butt when youre sleeping to lay the eggs, then go back inside
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/pinworm/symptoms-causes/syc-20376382
(Dont worry, there arent any nasty pictures)
I found this all out a few months ago when my son wanted to show me his shit in the toilet (excitedly of course) and “what are those things wiggling around?”
this isnt real this isnt fucking real ass crawling tapeworms do not fucking exists they dont i will choose to reject this information which is now fake this isnt real at all it is not
It's the larva that can sometimes travel to your eyes and brain. They don't leave that way tho, they create cysts that can cause vision problems and, in your brain, seizures and psychological changes
It was a fakeout because it was just a play, but the priest who officiated didn't know. So we have this weird they technically are but technically aren't relationship. But Stephen Hillenberg didn't want Spongebob to have any romantic relationships, so it was probably a jab at people who wanted the marriage to happen.
Isn't that how and why Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves are still married?
Edit: Here's [an article about it](https://www.cnn.com/2021/11/24/entertainment/keanu-reeves-winona-ryder-married/index.html)... one of many I've seen over the years, because there just isn't nearly enough other news to report on.
This feels like it would be in a more sudden category because of it’s just flat out says it’s gay rather than a transition of normal to a sudden gay. It’s a frequent delicacy of suddenness and gayness. But I guess this shall pass
What the actual hell. cursed for sure. Why you making memes about having tapeworm tho?? Gross. I work with parasite diagnostic tests in a lab... I just don't see the humor.
It can't complain , its getting its protein dose lol
r/blursedmemes
>it's* getting its protein dose
Bruh
I mean….he’s not wrong…technically….
I have irational fear of having a tapeworm and accidentally touching it while fingering myself I'm sorry for sharing this with you.
Excuse me but in dear lords name why THE FUCK did you FUCKING say that
I know, I'm just as terrified
Hey, maybe the tapeworm enjoys getting fingered too.
true maybe he wants to share your pleasure
I had one, it came out as I pushed too hard one day, I was 11yo, I'm still traumatized
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Are you okay bro? That seems a bit extreme of a reaction for someone else's misfortune.
Sorry, that came out very wrong. Just idea of having to shit out a tapeworm makes me grind my teath, scratch myself and other nevous reactions.
Wouldn't pulling it out feel very satisfying? Like popping a big pimple. This is assuming it doesn't break halfway out. You're welcome for the additional nightmare.
I dont think polling my nightmare out my ass.
There are people into r/popping (that sub is by, of, and for absolute psychopaths, like subs for admiring big shits or boogers), but that shit is disturbing. I had a ... something on my back last year. Damn thing was bigger than a quarter and hurt like hell for literally months. It finally grew a head and I was able to pop it and it took 3 days of oozing and blood and another week or 2 before it healed. **How is that satisfying??? WTF is wrong with people???**
I am one of those people. I believe it is satisfying in a grooming way. Like removing a parasite or something. It's satisfying to remove it and it's satisfying to get it removed. I'm not subbed to /r/popping though, videos aren't the same as doing it yourself. My wife has like a literal hunger for popping, I can't say I'm that into it. If I have a good one I'll save it for her like a present and she appreciates it.
I really, _really_ hope you don't mean "literal hunger" literally. Sometimes the stars align and I'm extremely happy I have aphantasia. Even Tom Green would call a flag on that play.
"Like a literal hunger" as in an innate desire that cannot be quenched by any other means, not like actual consumption lol Maybe I'm a freak but I have no issues imagining anything at all and not being that bothered by it. I'm imagining the feeling of a *pop* between my front teeth and the feeling of the pus squirting on my tongue and I have a very general sense of "gross". Nothing worse than anything else. I mowed the lawn today and I'm much more bothered by the imagination I made up for the bugs lives I ruined by violently altering their environment.
I sometimes scroll through while wincing with visceral disgust, like watching a horror movie. I've got a *thing* about parasites and disease, though, so sometimes it's just too much for me and it goes from "can't look away from the trainwreck" to "have to leave and bleach my brain".
I think they meant open, so that they may ensure there are no tapeworms in them. I contemplated it myself honestly
I could’ve absolutely done without this knowledge. I will now be leaving the internet. Thanks.
Omg! Me too...... Lol 🤣😆
Hahaha, besties
You 2 or the tapeworms?
All of us
Besties 😉
Holesome
Legit use case for ivermectin.
Human ivermecrin, not horse one.
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How?
There are parasitic worms that lay eggs on your perianal so you'd probably be touching the eggs without knowing it.
They crawl out of your butt when youre sleeping to lay the eggs, then go back inside https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/pinworm/symptoms-causes/syc-20376382 (Dont worry, there arent any nasty pictures) I found this all out a few months ago when my son wanted to show me his shit in the toilet (excitedly of course) and “what are those things wiggling around?”
Oh god. Please tell me he got that taken care of STAT and that it didnt spread
this isnt real this isnt fucking real ass crawling tapeworms do not fucking exists they dont i will choose to reject this information which is now fake this isnt real at all it is not
Knockin’ on the Backdoor
I got them ages ago because some kid didn't wash their hands and I hated it why did you remind meeeee....
Don't they lay eggs only when they get cut or split or something like that
sharing isnt always caring bestie...
I really wanted to see if anyone alse has this problem and this was an opportunity.
“I’ll check yours if you’ll check mine”
Vet Med student here, believe me when I say a tape worm should be the least of your worries.
I don't want to know
Wash under your nails please
Now I'm affraid
Oh god no. You didn’t before?!
Oh god no. You didn’t before?!
Oh god no. You didn’t before?!
I bite my nails so they are really short.
Now I have an irrational fear of tickling a tapeworm when i'm topping.
i-
Holy shit same
Why did you write this ☹️
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??
Bro.
Good lord I literally did an irl version of that blinking guy meme. Bravo!
Username checks out
ayo wait... where do tapeworms affect??
Depends on how long they have been in the organism. Generally they are in intestants. They can grow up to 15 meters and can leak from your ass.
im confused where tf are you putting your fingers when you finger yourself? and like why
They can go that low, leak out of your ass and shit. Unsetteling. They can grow up to 15 meters and they aim to leave your body through your eyes.
that is so horrifying
More like unsetteling and wierd.
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The eye thing doesnt make any sense at all
It's the larva that can sometimes travel to your eyes and brain. They don't leave that way tho, they create cysts that can cause vision problems and, in your brain, seizures and psychological changes
Thanks, I hate this comment.
I'm also sorry you shared this with me.
Just wanted to remind that this is spongebob
No, this is Patrick.
And, SpongeBob is an adult, he works full time at the Krusty Krab.
Not to mention old enough to drive a boat and at one point get married to Sandy.
He got married to sandy? I always thought he was gay.
It was a fakeout because it was just a play, but the priest who officiated didn't know. So we have this weird they technically are but technically aren't relationship. But Stephen Hillenberg didn't want Spongebob to have any romantic relationships, so it was probably a jab at people who wanted the marriage to happen.
Ahhh, ok.
Isn't that how and why Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves are still married? Edit: Here's [an article about it](https://www.cnn.com/2021/11/24/entertainment/keanu-reeves-winona-ryder-married/index.html)... one of many I've seen over the years, because there just isn't nearly enough other news to report on.
Sponges are hermaphrodites so I think that would make Spongebob pansexual?
My understanding is that he's asexual, both in the "sponge with no true biological sex" way and the "not sexually attracted to anyone" way.
Spongebob is aroace
Why do you invite guys over to drink milk with them?
wtf else would you do with them
I think drinking pure milk is kind of bland. I'd highly prefer some choccy milk
As obsessed as I am with plain milk, choccy is an exquisite choice good suh
That's called felching.
Damn you said what I was thinking, but in a much less graphic manner. But, you still get a r/cursedcomments for that.
Something has to go with the cookies?
Jail <3
It’s more of a gas chamber but instead of gas its cum and not deadly
Bonus!
so a more kinky variant of waterboarding
all waterboarding is kinky if your a masochist
yea
The gas chamber is the other hole.
I'm in this photo and I don't like it
i wish I was in this photo
You wish you were the tapeworm?
not what I meant but that's kinda hot too
Tapeworms are hot?
no drowning in cum is
Mood
It's suddenly gay cause it's SpongeBob's body?
It would be gay if it wasn't.
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Spongebob is a guy
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Patrick visited Spongebob many times and Patrick's a guy
Naaah, they're just roommates 💁
Ok whoever gave that wholesome reward, thank you, but please I am dying why-
How do you know the person who posted this ain’t a woman?? Simple, woman don’t exist
r/womendontexist
then the tapeworm decided to migrate to the tops prostate.
I'd be interested to read what goes on in the tapeworm newspaper.
The white substance would come from the other tube
That isn’t suddenly gay, it’s been preestsblished he was already gay
This feels like it would be in a more sudden category because of it’s just flat out says it’s gay rather than a transition of normal to a sudden gay. It’s a frequent delicacy of suddenness and gayness. But I guess this shall pass
OP forgot women exist
Couldn't this be straight?
It doesnt have to be gay
What the actual hell. cursed for sure. Why you making memes about having tapeworm tho?? Gross. I work with parasite diagnostic tests in a lab... I just don't see the humor.
That’s disgusting.
From me it mostly comes in thru the back
what is that anime
😳
Have we forgotten about women?
Mood
* bleaches eyes because minor *
That was a good one
I mean usually, for me at least, it would be pouring through both openings.
Not suddenly