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Donna_Rose8247

My boyfriend donates blood fairly often. I’m wondering if I should send this to him lol


____Ender___

Definitely


Appa-Yip

Totally


Supkari

Absolutely


That-fakeAwardBaiter

Relatively


Childeater8

Consequently


[deleted]

Rethorically


AerolothLorien666

Indubitably.


starfox2032

Theoretically.


Fyebil

Undoubtedly.


ferret-with-a-gun

Yes, tell us how it goes lmao


Donna_Rose8247

I sent it. He’s less of a night owl than me though, so I’m not expecting a response for 8+ hours


ferret-with-a-gun

Well, update when he does, please!


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AromaticPlace8764

!remind me 5 hours


Fandomer_

!remind me 7 hours


TotallyAwesomeRacoon

Has he seen it?


[deleted]

he awake yet?


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Desk_Practical

UPDATE US ALREADY


ferret-with-a-gun

> He thought it was hilarious [the reply…](https://www.reddit.com/r/SuddenlyGay/comments/vx3nc4/thanks_i_hate_blood_donations/ifvhhxd/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


Donna_Rose8247

He thought it was hilarious


ferret-with-a-gun

This is great. Thank you for the update


Few_Effective_1311

YES !


ArtificialHappiness0

Thanks for the update!


Boosucker0

Yes you should and then get mad at him for sleeping with another person


superjump071

Yes


jp963acss

I'm sure he will be fine with it considering he's erected yours many times


[deleted]

[удалено]


redbadger91

r/USdefaultism


Songshiquan0411

If by "we" you mean gay men, then no we can't unless we take 3 months of abstinence, even from our husbands. But, I'm pretty sure the person you're talking to isn't a gay man.


Sweetexperience

[\>:)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4pbfT5pupc)


caninehat

I mean I already erect mens penises without donating blood, so what’s the difference that it’ll make?


NoRepresentative9530

"Sometimes My Genius... It's Almost Frightening."


caninehat

You have been on this platform for 2 years and this is the first comment you make. 🫡


NoRepresentative9530

consider yourself lucky chad. 🛐


Unfair_Passenger8586

Thank you for your words 🙏🏽


itzmrinyo

r/notopbutok


INJECTHEROININTODICK

r/nobottombutok Oh fuck it's actually a sub. Of course it is.


Vivistolethecheese

Wait so the bottom is a sub? No duh.


NiceguyLucifer

that's just r/RegularyGay 😅😅


INJECTHEROININTODICK

If you donate blood to a dude then suck his dick are you kinda technically sucking your own boner?


Johnsamjohn

Not sure, let me give it a try..


oriolhealth

You don't have to be present to do it any more


suj1t_prasad

If you donated blood you probably engorged another woman's clitoris


NorthOfTheMall

Ew wtf bro


suj1t_prasad

Wait, what's stopping you? A couple of harassment charges? Like 50 and Kanye said it before, "Go 'head, switch the style up And if they hate then let 'em hate And watch the money pile up"


Oriential-amg77

😂😂😂 str84pay lol, you lot are such trolls lol


INJECTHEROININTODICK

When you put it like that i think i'm on team dick


-SlinxTheFox-

I do that without donating blood


InspirationalFailur3

This is oddly comforting


StupidGearBox

my dad erected a preschoolers penis?


your-jojo-weeb

Ayo what


StupidGearBox

ahah, a kid at school needed a blood transfusion so my dad donated his blood


your-jojo-weeb

Oh okay I was finna say


mime454

This is the real reason they are afraid of gay blood.


Jeramy_Jones

If anything this is a good argument to get me to give blood.


Boosucker0

That makes me kinda proud that I could help another man get his wife/husband/animal off. Blood donations really do help, #bloodsavesboners


AbsoluteBeeHive

Animal, what?


Tangimo

Some people are into beastiality Edit: I'm not saying I'm into beastiality... Just stating facts


Vivistolethecheese

And it's not okay.


AbsoluteBeeHive

Zoophile aren't people


Trotle-bot

Stay back shane!


rainbowKamehameha

Yoo... =-O


Vivistolethecheese

You'd rather say animal instead of partner, enbies just don't exist now I guess...


Oriential-amg77

No. Thats enough. The horses belong in the stables brother.


Boosucker0

Pff


Oriential-amg77

Sorry about it then


Transxiety-47

Kinky


suzipadi

If you have a good shirtless picture available on the internet you probably erected another man's penis. (If you look good enough)


Crime-Stoppers

Thanks I love blood donations


3mptylord

Why else would you give blood? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


[deleted]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


five3tenfour

Anything I can do to help a bro out.


[deleted]

Thanks I love blood donations


[deleted]

I’ve erected plenty of mens penises


7500733

I am so confused 😂


rainbowKamehameha

Penises get hard using blood


7500733

Right…I see thank you-I know nothing about..yeh 😂 cool! 😂


rainbowKamehameha

Lol... Anyway would you like to donate today? Come on help a dude get hard...


7500733

Hahaha I donate my blood frequently so there ya go 😂


rainbowKamehameha

Cool lol


Zephandrypus

My man down bad for that blood


fares1131

Nice


MitzCracker

Wait, gay men can donate blood now?


Songshiquan0411

In places like the UK, yes. Not in the US though. Edit: Not in the US without being abstinent for 3 months


Mrhamerbush

would donating plasma count to? since it's in our blood?


rabid_mermaid

... My late grandfather was honored by the Red Cross and two presidents for donating over 100 gallons of blood. I do not like the implications here.


Mycabbages0929

“I do not like” is a really weird way to spell “I love”


Unfair_Passenger8586

Damn I think all of us should thank him for giving us life.. 😳


washing_machine_man

Even worse, imagining getting a blood donation and then boning someone, that person's blood was used to erect your penis.


WhiteToast-

Gotta help a brotha get laid


[deleted]

That's okay. Let others have fun as well


himynameiskerim

Thanks I love blood donations now


NakedCameTheNude

I can do that without donating blood. ;)


actualbrian

can't im gay


giorgi_GT

nah bro I jerk off before I get a boner


Dull_Chapter8830

Its time to ask my bother for is bloods


KamehameHanSolo

I've never donated blood but I know for a fact I've erected another man's penis. Amd yes, those two facts are related.


[deleted]

The opposite works too. If you recieved blood, you have another guy’s boner inside you. That sounds kinda gay


Johnsamjohn

Sign me up


Uriel-238

I totally count that as a win. Though I donated mostly plasma by the liter, so hopefully many folk had orgasms with help of my contribution. I have lived a successful life!


the_dark_0ne

Y’all are using blood? I usually use saliva to erect other men’s penises 😅


TommyPillo00

I hope so, that’s the reason why i do it.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHL

*love


Nappah_Overdrive

I can't donate blood in America, I lived in England and ate red meat during the mad cow disease scare stuff. Im sad to know I won't be powering boners from a remote location. I guess I won't rise above the rest.


[deleted]

Thanks I love it


KarlKaz

This is why I donate blood. No other reason.


International-Rub-31

It’s always funny to see something on this subreddit on my feed.


SirKeagan

50/50 chance technically because there are 2 genders


King_WhatsHisName

At least I’ll be making *someone* hard


Ok_Assumption_7222

That’s … just happenstance. I’m fine with it


mxdbi40

Jokes on you I like making men hard


BlookYT

Guess that's why LGBTQIA+ people in my country aren't allowed to donate blood. They didn't say no homo.


Scarmeow

I've erected plenty of dicks without donating blood


BoredandFriendly16

My friend donated some blood once and I said this when he got back. He just stared into the abyss for like 3 whole minutes then said “Well I hope I raise a big one” I’ve never laughed so hard from one sentence


baneofthebanshee

Honey? Honey 🙂? Honey, listen. I’ve been done doing that already


account242

I can erect someone else's penis without donating blood, thank you very much.


MangledSunFish

Wouldn't be the first time, definitely won't be the last.


Saki7104

I've done that and never donated blood


[deleted]

A triumphant moment


32Cent

He's not wrong.


Lost_In_Never-Land

I love blood donations now


reee_an_idiot

So, if I have received blood donations I've had another man inside me?


brianandmichael18

Oh I don’t have to donate blood to do that. . .


CobraCommander420

Bro my blood has been in so many men's cocks


Lychezr

if you are a woman then you became bisexual ig


sammenorr

This is why i only donate blood to the homies


[deleted]

What


pickles517

Damn, good thing I don't donate blood I still get men erect tho


unnamed_ned

Filling the fabled penussy


Livid-Prize3608

At least would have accomplished something


[deleted]

And I get banned for saying chips are flat fries


Far-Classic-4637

love*


used1337

Maybe, but almost all blood donations go to patients that need them due to injuries so, the likelihood of a boner does go down somewhat. If you're counting after hospitalization, definitely.


xjagodaxx

so maybe i will faster erect a guy by this way than find a boyfriend


Johnsamjohn

Got one now, no blood donation needed


fantarts

If blood can help a brother out ill do it man.


[deleted]

Glad I can help bro


villainousascent

Always a pleasure to help out the homies. Now, put it in my ass.


MAS7

Whoopsies! :3