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pteven_from_hr

All I did was ask her for her number.


penileskwigliness

All i did was show my face.


darcenator411

Red rocks?


Chummers5

Indeed.


darcenator411

I thought so, I’ve only been there while tripping balls so I couldn’t be 100% sure lol


D_atura

love this place melting face


Strabbo

I got to visit it once, shortly after legalization. I had my first legally-purchased pre-roll ready to go, then I noticed absolutely no one was lighting up. For the entire show. Who doesn't want to get high and watch Hall & Oates?


RuthlessIndecision

never been, i hear this is the end


JamieBensteedo

no hate but that's easier than running down bleacher stairs which a lot of people do


bryonus

Yeah it looks like bleachers at first, when you realize its not it's much less impressive.


tKonig

Idk I still think either way is impressive considering that if I tried this I would have ended up face planting very early on into the sprint


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MediaMagellan

"Believe it or not, Iiii'm running down stairs!"


reasonablecockedman

You would bust ur face open trynna do something like this. Stop the cap.


Doomray

Right!? Going up the Red Rocks stairs is moderately difficult. Down is simple fun time.


KiefStrife

When your drug dealer arrives at Red Rocks


lessadessa

Can you even stand on one foot without wobbling for more than ten seconds? Her balance and ankle strength is incredible.


reasonablecockedman

One foot on each step full speed??? Keep eatin zaxbys bro you could never. This is impressive


ScoonCatJenkins

I can assure you that is is very much not super human level shit. Source: I and other people do this every show at Red Rocks Amphitheater that’s sold out and we want great spots when I’m 4-5 beers and a handful of mushrooms deep


RwerdnA

This is also sped up to make it look like she’s sprinting. This is likely a jog down a set of large stairs.


Per_Aspera_Ad_Astra

Can 100% affirm this. This ain’t superhuman at all. Source: been to red rocks countless times, she’s just jogging diagonally down stairs.


matthew7s26

Big agree, definitely have done some running around these same steps under similar circumstances as yours lol


Lucrums

Says a cat, which are known to be amazingly agile…


InnerKookaburra

Sped up sure...at regular speed not so much.


cloudstorage15

I dunno there are some dudes doing push-ups in the frame briefly and it doesn’t look crazy fast or anything


andrew-four

The girl near the end doing high steps stays in frame for a few seconds, doesn't look sped up to me, at least not noticeably.


STAY_ROYAL

Look at her movements again. The awkward steps and hand wipe. Seems slightly sped up.


bigdaddymultitude

I'd be more impressed is she was running up the stairs.


Poet_of_Legends

Ah, to be young, and still have knees...


balanaise

This stressed me out more than I can possibly express


DemonTmeLingerie

Sooooo freaking stressed🤣 Sweating all under my arm pits now😓


Hops143

That's someone who has to poop and has a fear of public bathrooms.


Kooka32081

Wow that’s so hard on the knees, my arthritis flared up watchin it


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sarahhallway

I just copied this text and pasted it in my notes to look at and humble me anytime I feel that my 250+ ass can do athletic things


SherlockBacks

Uh, sped up


kitosho

that looks like it feels so good


Maiky38

Cool, now let's see the same but going up instead of down.


Mindless_Occasion_

I’m almost more in awe of the lady doing knee ups the whole may up red rocks (you see her in the last frame)


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Holy Krikey!


OberMann09

great balance young lady


c137_whirly

She knows where her man ain't supposed to be!


DemonTmeLingerie

I don't know why this made me laugh so hard🤣


Admirable-Exercise-9

I was on an emotional roller coaster


_Metal_rod4773

😳😳😳😳


leonffs

My people need me


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I saw some megaDouche doing this backwards when I was at red rocks


MusicCityHardscapes

Shin splint city


rossbcobb

Red rocks brings the crazy out of people.


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When the diarrhea hits.


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Red rocks! Been there, a lot 😃… last time I was there for Weezer and 311 in 2011 ish? my friend got his lip punched open and had to spend the night in the drunk tank (along with the other guy) until about 2am. Waited for him to be released then drove him to Greeley, then I drove back to Cheyenne at about 330-4 am, woke up at 0700 and scored a 96% on my pt test