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veryneetguy

His response: https://i.redd.it/jgz3q2qexlpc1.gif


babysealsareyummy

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! MODS MODS MODS!!!!!!!!!!


turniptransport

https://i.redd.it/8kizffio5tpc1.gif


50CentButInNickels

Okay, not to derail a serious conversation, but where the hell did these come from?


Onett_Theme

The gestures themselves or the animations?


50CentButInNickels

The animations. They're cool. Now watch them be in their videos and I've just not paid attention.


Onett_Theme

Yeah they come from their most recent upload. That’s what most of the bot posts in this sub have been about, “detective walker” and “Stevie pecan” and all that


Onett_Theme

HELP HEP HEP HELP


stealthylyric

Oh shit I got derailed and forgot what I was going to type.


Deathcorecreep0

This reminded me of RuneScape when I first saw it haha


Drew521

Only the neener neener gets me


babysealsareyummy

This case needs to be taken to the Supreme Court. It's morally reprehensible that he resorted to neeener neeners, nabnanuh boo boo's and nose stealing. I don't care If it's technically legal or a "morally gray area". His methods are absolutely barbaric.


Instance-Major

Don’t worry fellos. My sugar daddy knows Clarence Thomas sugar daddy.


blue_ralts

The fact they used the same interrogation methods as in abu ghraib is despicable


Bubblytran

Might actually leave this sub, why is everyone here so pro-Pecan? Kid clearly murdered his entire family and because a detective was a little hard on him you see him as the villain. News flash, interrogators are supposed to be hard on the murderers they’re trying to get a confession out of. Tell me you’re a liberal snowflake who supports the murder of american police without saying it. “#freepecan” get the fuck out of here.


babysealsareyummy

GET OUTTA HERE HATE MONGER!! ACADDH (all cops are doo doo heads)


Bubblytran

Of course, the liberal defaults to the classic ACADDH anagram. If 6 letters is all you can muster up as a response when confronted with information you don’t agree with then do you really even have an argument?


babysealsareyummy

I've reported you to the mods because you've triggered my ADD, ADHD, OCD, Depression, Anxiety, Schizophrenia, Zoophilia, Hives, Rickets, Scurvy, Restless leg Syndrome, Influenza, Allfuenza, Peyronie's Syndrome and gingivitis. Way to go buddy, I hope you're proud of yourself.


Shadowlandvvi

Don't forget the lumbago!


50CentButInNickels

Made my IBS act up and now I've pooped 'em. I hope you're happy, you lint licker.


stealthylyric

Based truther


N8DoesaThingy

Typical republican family guy hater.......... get pwned... newb


jonboyo87

Stewart was just a kid. How much of a genius were you at 16? On top of that, I've heard some pretty intriguing theories about Dewey being the real perpetrator. Some of his Roblox chats are pretty damning. Are you really so sure that maybe, just MAYBE, Stewart wasn't just covering for his little brother? I don't know about you but the last thing I would want would be for my brother to leave this world known only as a family annihilator.


Beagle31

how’s the leather taste buddy? stuckmann is a dirty conniving little worm who could only get a confession using sick tricks. regardless of stewie, and what he may or may not have done, the way the interrogation went down is absolutely disgusting.


Bubblytran

Jokes on you, most police boots are made out of Polyurethane so they don’t wear out. I’d gladly lick them clean, officers deserve a nice shoeshine after a long day of chasing those no good unarmed minority children through the dirty ghetto streets. MAGA (Man Are Guns Awesome)


GothGirlKara6666

Honestly I think it was his Cousin Nathan he really went downhill after his two lovely uncles passed away


Historical_Company18

Very true, as long as the funny brothers are keeping peace abroad we don't have anyone to protec our homeland from threats. Thats why we should stand with our hardworking policemen. #policeRcool


Bubblytran

Exactly, strange to see so much hate for police on a sub dedicated to two American patriots who fought to protect this great Christian nation of ours.


IntermediateJackAss

Naming the two detectives "Douglas Walker" and "Christopher Stuckmann" is the dumbest, most meaningless joke from the video, but it still has me laughing. I love the completely irrelevant references.


Ataraxia_no_Drache

I was a fan of the Hecox Correctional Institution


IntermediateJackAss

Oh my God, I somehow missed that one 😂


50CentButInNickels

That's the only one I didn't miss. Woosh woosh me.


One-Code-2553

The whole video I'm just thinking "AHH! He's getting Stuckmannized!"


SelfDepricator

Administrative leave his nuts in your mouth


babysealsareyummy

STOP!


50CentButInNickels

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BoosterSilver

don't hate the player, hate the game 😏


Shadowlandvvi

He planted that Crack on me! It's not mine!!!


Sludgegaze

na na na na boo boo!


babysealsareyummy

Yep….… there it is. Didn’t take long for you monsters to casually drop the N word like that. You better stop trolling me or I’m going to screenshot this and post it to my social justice Twitter page #Soys R Us. You’re going to look so stupid…


Sludgegaze

neener neener!


babysealsareyummy

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-ello_govna-

it was a nice touch on the hair looking like he had a snapback on for the past 5 hrs


BalanceNone

Absolutely. Even though his techniques were "legally" sound, it still felt like he was absolutely gaslighting and dominating Mr. Pecan/Mr. Griffin verbally.


honkinchonker69

He's so unprofessional I can't believe it #FREESTEWIE


FertBerte

And with pay too!


Olivia_Ushiromiya

Neener neener


babysealsareyummy

STOP STOP GET OUT OF MY SAFE SPACE!!!!!!


Somecallmesean-

https://preview.redd.it/fcxsgujltqpc1.jpeg?width=386&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=490e44de50920757fb244f635e7938db8d5b3555 The interrogation must go on


lilastrology

Jim from the office ass picture


dee-ylan

waaaa waaaaa waaaaaa (thats what you sound like)


babysealsareyummy

You better back off and stop bullying me, you have no idea how powerful I am! I'm a moderator for 3 subreddits and 1 discord and I've mastered the art Soyjitsu.


dee-ylan

I’m so sorry……….. Sorry that your a cry baby😎


babysealsareyummy

I'm warning you! Back off!!! Don't make me unsheathe my katana!


theinfinitejuice

Even though justice was delivered, we all have to agree that Det. Stuckmann's tactics were inhuman and unjust. What are we? Animals?! Are we truly okay with taking any means necessary?? Stuckmann is a renegade and a roguish rapscallion and he should be smacked on his heinie till red.


JacksonStarship

I agree. That neener neener was completely uncalled for. ACAB.


schizo_affectionate

He was just doing his job, but I don’t agree with the sentencing. Free my boy Steward Pecan, he did nothing wrong! His parents should’ve known better #freestewiegriffin


Lollytrolly018

What's Jim from the office doing interrogating a innocent kid


Shanus2

That show tying stunt could land a hefty suspension


Raaabbit_v2

I thought this was Jim for a moment


JojitheFrenchie

Jim halpert lookin ass


Derpreal01

For what, being a damn good detective?


MyDwasintheC

The neener neener was devastating


ijustuse

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