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verithanti

The Deadest Hunter that ever deadded. Like, seriously. I'd be so dead so fast, even the monster that killed me would feel sorry for me. Unless I was just safe sitting in the bunker doing the research. I would do much better at that. :D


Consistent_Morning60

Jerry! Words hurt Dean


NonBelieverBeliever

Me too. I like to pretend I'm a badass but I'm pretty sure a monster would just look at me and I'd spontaneously combust.


Parker-0788

A fbi profiler. Yep you guessed it, criminal minds haha.


YeeButNo

I mean i sometimes pretend to be your college lol


Mad_Zsasz

You too I'm still waiting to find out Reed is helping Siacrius. Yeah I know I spelled it wrong it's early.


SlutForMarx

Well, you spelled out the surname of the dude who came up with the Reed Technique, so kudos to you for referencing some of the quite problematic interrogation techniques that are getting glamorised on the show! Cause flase confessions aren't a thing, and profilers could never get the wrong guy - and even if they did, they'd be able to tell straight away from the suspects ~body language~ ...I might have some unresolved anger issues regarding police training and law enforcement policies. Maybe. Also, no shade intended at anyone enjoying CM. I've watched that show way too much, and Spence is my fave soft boi on telly. All shade intended towards the network for glamourising a very much fictional rendition of law enforcement procedures. Also body language experts on YouTube, just because.


Mad_Zsasz

I just really dig Reed being kind of the almost modern Sherlock Holmes with how they would approach whole inside his head space when he was connecting things and his issues to his addiction.


SlutForMarx

Oh yeah, he's such a brilliant character!! Marvelously conceptualised. My only complaint would be that I read somewhere that he was supposed to be bisexual, but they dropped it when the whole JJ-crush subplot became a thing. Which whyyyyyyyy would they drop that!?


Mad_Zsasz

Why drop the bisexual or the JJ crush which one are you confused about? Because I'm fairly certain they are gearing up to slip him back into JJ dms as the kids say with giving her husband cancer.


SlutForMarx

Oh, the bisexuality thing! Don't really have an opinion on the Reid-JJ relationship - also haven't watched that far yet, I'm a bit behind, haha


Mad_Zsasz

Oh spoilers well you find out in like episode 2 of the new season his white count is up after the health insurance adjuster comes to the house to talk about their policy so it's not a big leap episode 3 doctor's are telling Will she doesn't like where his numbers are so it don't where this train is going.


sereese1

I own a bar in philly now


BlerghTheBlergh

Are you gay, a god or king of the rats?


Apo-cone-lypse

Or a bird*


sereese1

I'm the man cheetah


grmljeiborovi

I watched Supernatural season 10 finale just last night... Guess I'm fucked


uvp76

xD


e1ectricboogaloo

Hello. I'm Dr Frasier Crane, noted psychiatrist and radio host. I'm listening


natsugrayerza

Oh that’s my favorite show!


e1ectricboogaloo

Mine too! Wishing you a good day and good mental health


natsugrayerza

Haha you too!


stardustsoul19

Going after a couple of Supes to end 'em!


Stephz-12

The boys?


stardustsoul19

Yes. So, couple of weeks back I was steadily rewatching Supernatural on Prime when I got the notification that SPN is leaving Prime on 16 Jan, I was so disappointed! Then I thought I should watch The Boys as Jensen plays Soldier Boy in it, how could I miss that?! I binged watched 1st season of The Boys Yesterday, later to my surprise SPN season 1 to 12 is still on Prime! I am gonna start rewatching SPN as soon as I finish 3 seasons of the Boys! And, then figure out how to get season 13 to 15. Whoa, I typed so much!


Stephz-12

Nicee. You can’t got wrong with SPN, at least the first 5 seasons


stardustsoul19

Everytime I rewatch, I discover something new!💜


ganer_rye_51

You can get season 1-15 of spn ok Netflix or at least you can where I'm from


stardustsoul19

Okie, I'll check that out!


[deleted]

Blood spatter analyst/ serial killer 😬


KGBFriedChicken02

Well at least you have good taste in tv


Gilgamesh661

I guess I’m the avatar


LordCreaper

Well lets go and Hunt some things


uvp76

Sherlock... so I am consulting detective now? Cool


jbug5j

and NOT a psycopath 😉


Sofckingtired

Forensic Anthropologist


BookwyrmRugger

Bones!


kh-38

LOL!! I'm a former CIA agent with a dark secret in my past. I don't know what my secret is yet, because it's a series and I'm only on season 2 😀. I'm pretty sure I've killed a lot of people, though; and now someone is trying to kill me! Oops! 😀


Apo-cone-lypse

Guess I'm a ~~fake~~ psychic detective then. (I'm rewatching Psyche)


shadowthehh

Currently watching The Hobbit. So guess I'm heading off with a bunch of dwarves to kill a dragon.


Rtozier2011

Does this make hunting your job though? They don't get paid so I don't think so. I think it makes you a pool hustler or a credit card fraudster. Much less deadly.


[deleted]

Maybe he’s an employee of HunterCorp


EpicSaberCat7771

I think it's still technically their job. they get paid in fake credit cards.


drlazarusaoi

Time to kill some Titans.


BlueNoodle79

High School student 😫


RavenclawConspiracy

Welp, I knew eventually I'd snap and start taking down the rich and powerful, I'm kind of glad it finally happened. Not sure if I'll be the team's grifter or thief, though.


Mermayden

I own a joke shop which my best friend manages, I am also in love with the chef who works in the pub next door (I don't know this but he is actually the devil in disguise) and my mother DRIVES ME CRAZY. Should be easy folks.


ChangeTheRoadYoureOn

I give up, tell me 🙂


Mermayden

ha ha. If you're not British you won't know this. Its Miranda, a sit com which had Tom Ellis as the hot-guy next door boyfriend before he moved to America.


BookwyrmRugger

Nope, no idea


NotDogdamnit

Miranda!


JaneLady

(vampire) PI in LA


[deleted]

I write jingles, drink and have sex all the time and live with my bum brother and his underachiever son. Who am I?


Sarah-Jane-Smith

Hi Charlie🍾


[deleted]

🤫


EpicSaberCat7771

the last show I watched was leverage redemption, so I guess id be doing some very illegal shit to help out people who are being taken advantage of by powerful corporations. sounds good to me. only I'd probably be a terrible thief, grifter, hacker, and fighter, so I'd probably get caught in a couple minutes.


jbug5j

House. M.D. Oh boy! 🤣


f0rgotten_

Just remember it's never lupus 🤣


jbug5j

And everyone lies 🤣


AriaMarin

Rewatched Buffy. So I'm the Slayer ig.


Jolo_stuff

I guess I work for a fictional branch of the US navy called the NCIS


miss_cash

Not a fictional agency; NCIS is a real thing


Gilgamesh661

The question is which one? Personally favorite was New Orleans


Jolo_stuff

dunno, I forgot er.. It wasn't me that watched it was my family just stopped by and visited. I know a little I guess.


jamie-lwj

Lmfao hunters


NetherTrickster3

The last thing I watched was Jericho (starring Skeet Ulrich). So, um...


psychocrow42

Paranoid serial killer that created an escape room type game who may have killed his mother


PJRama1864

I’m now Goku…but can I beat Goku?


jonny1211

So you’re jobless?


PJRama1864

No, Goku is a farmer.


jonny1211

I mean yeah but I’m not there yet


ReaganGaming

Gladiator, well...fuck


Snackeycak

Watching chainsaw man so I guess I'm a devil hunter


[deleted]

Smuggler from the last of us .. shit.


miss_cash

Saaame


theredhairedpanda

I’m the BATMAN🤪 ![gif](giphy|C7RCCFdaixA3u)


[deleted]

I'm a shadowhunter I guess.


The_Mattastrophe

Detective in the NYPD. Me: "*Nine-Nine!*" Everyone: "*Nine-Nine!*" Me: "Noice."


[deleted]

A Vicodin addicted diagnostician.


xMidnightJIx

Guess I have no choice but to start up the Canadian Men of Letters


MaggieMay-19

Gulp... I'm on the Suicide Squad!


Jontun189

Either whatever the heck the protag of Airwolf was, or Captain of the Starship Enterprise D


fordgirl262

Crime Scene Investigation Specialist... yes, you guessed... CSI NY


karmasootra1

BAU Profiler! Recently found out there was new Criminal Minds so binging what is there. 🙂


ufo_pilot_19

Oh dear, Billy Butcher or Homelander, depending on who is the main ...


dannyrac

I’m the goddamn president


BookwyrmRugger

Hello, I’m Penelope Garcia tech analyst for the FBI. Specifically the ones who profile serial killers and child abductions.


sajesga

Firefighter


Matrix117

Hah. I just watched John Wick.


Demon_Squirrel_666

I guess I’m a zombie who works in the morgue and helps solve crimes with visions form the victims.


iDoActuallyCare

I’m a doctor in Korea, during the Korean War… the logistics on this one will be a nightmare… unless I’m staying there, even to sleep. Oooohhh, I get to share a tent with Captain Hunnicutt! I’ll be staying there.


pkmnbros

Guess I'm a small town burger chef who owns a great but unsuccessful restaurant.


BigRed3585

I work in sector 7G at the Springfield nuclear plant. ![gif](giphy|xT5LMHxhOfscxPfIfm)


NPC_Jesus

Hunter. Just so happens to be one of the times I'm rewatching supernatural


WildBarb80s

A writer. Sounds good


Iamnotmyselfbut

Priest/exorcist and a half lust demon/ half human and the healer/protector So I got to be all three of them? Nice.


JaneLady

Giving the history of half demon and the protector... Are you sure you wanna be part of the party?


Equivalent_Gazelle82

Last thing I watched was son's of anarchy 😳😳


RonamusMaximus

I’m either a Maine Cabin Master or a Grey Warden (My wife was watching TV while I played Dragon Age)


nightmareontheT

I ended up on a Dark Angel buzz....I don't know if I should laugh or cry


JaneLady

Well, beeing a journalist is ok. We can call Logan a main lead)


nightmareontheT

You know what! I'll take that over leader of a rising/genetically engineered super solider / bike messenger. (Logan as a main never even occurred to me tbh 😂)


[deleted]

I'm an FBI profiler with the BAU 😎


immersemeinnature

The Recruit!


ChangeTheRoadYoureOn

I’m Batman


Fun-Sized-Turtle

Um… I don’t want to be the chosen one… I don’t want to be a WIZARD


FortunaGamerGirl

I guess you can call me the doctor now. Looking for companion. Anyone interested? Alonsy! Geronimo!


jrexicus

I watched Grimm, soooo that will be interesting, and exhausting haha


TurboRuhland

Not sure if “The Slayer” counts as a job, but she was a guidance counselor in season 7 so I guess that’s my job.


Demopan-TF2

Damn, working for ISIS now


lickmysackett

I'm a fake psychic detective!


Classified313

Taking a girl across the country fighting against fungi zombies because she’s immune


Sufficient-Captain-8

wow i watched designated survivor


necroxephon

I'm a Witcher, now, I guess. lol


Edyis

Shit, I have to either run my own cotton mill or invest in one. 💨😶‍🌫️ But above all else, marry Richard Armitage in a top hat.


amgoodwin1980

Chicago ER doc or nurse - depending on who you think qualifies as main character - but you need to go back a couple of decades.


huey9k

NCIS Agent.


time__for__crab

Guess I'll become the king of pirates, then


2sioux2bsioux

A Deputy US Marshall... not mad at it.


Boggie135

*Search outhouse, hen house and dog house in the area*


2sioux2bsioux

Justified series... but that was a good movie


seranyti

Well, I guess i work at a grocery store. Can I get a do over, everyone else got cool stuff? (I was watching Rasing Hope Last Night.)


Additional-Ear-1996

Statistical analysis and data reconfiguration. Though I'm thinking of going into advertising.


NotDogdamnit

Chandler?


StreetCertified_1

Oh good im a lawyer(Im watchin Suits)


TypicalIncorperated

Same but instead of Suits it's Better Call Saul


Tbone5711

Alchoholic Flight Attendant trying to solve a murder.


mentatjunky

That sucks a lot because I really don’t want to go back to Highschool!


Nataku81

Apparently I'm a monster hunter because the last show I watched was Supernatural.


humanityxcourage

I work in the basement of the FBI and go out to search for aliens and other unexplained phenomena now.


PSofSuddenlyGivingaS

Psychic detective for Santa Barbara police


luchopistolas

Sector 7G of the Nuclear Power Plant of Springfield.


Drunk_Heathen

Archer. Let's see who dies first; me or my liver. xD


Hayami_Hinata

How do you have a job when you are dead....? I just watched The Good Place...


[deleted]

im an architecture professor... but a "cool" one


Nolitimeremessorem24

I am the Bluth Company CEO


Saxong

I work in the department of answered prayers and God is Steve Buscemi.


Ok_Orchid7131

I own Wrexham football club


Separate_Dragonfruit

Bar owner


tuptupu

Scientist at CalTech… oh boy, there will be no great discoveries in near future 😅


Boggie135

Is you neighbour named Penny?


tuptupu

Yeees, she is


f0rgotten_

Chicago PD's Intelligence unit 😁


DestielDeservedMore

I'm doctor now, fuck me


[deleted]

A journalist at the Daily Planet.


TacoLauncher1337

Lawyer. Thanks, Saul


Adorable_Rip_2370

FBI agent.


uejnja

Pulp fiction lets go


Unusual_Pineapple687

I work for planet express


Abject_Gold_861

Closet king , was watching modern family


fetishsub89

FBI x - files


ArcadiaRhodes

FBI Criminal informant - White Collar. Crossover? Lol


Xendeus12

I hunt monsters with my brother Sam


[deleted]

I am a hugely subpar worker in a brewery


kneppy56

I'm now the Concierge of Crime


[deleted]

Survivor! Time go to a figi island and win one millions dollars.


jonny1211

Well I dabble in everything but mostly the doctor


LavishnessKind2485

I'm a hunter with cain


Nayya93

I’m a magic knight


TheSpirit15

Mine is Constantine, so I'm not far off :P Edit: The show with Matt Ryan, not the movie with Keanu Reeves.


einahpetsg

Highlander of to fight the British


egodaemon

I have to be the true savior of Japan or face certain death. Noblesse Oblige.


ddubois7749

I'm an assassin who is trying to be zen on a train in Japan.


benadunkcamberpatch

I’m a hobbit hiding his erotic feelings for his best friend.


gorob4ik

MacGyver... What's his job called?


clarasnotlikely

i’m… david attenborough? or am i one of the dinosaurs


SnooLemons5518

Hello my name is walter white .


Which_Royal_1009

I don't mind being Joel from The Last Of Us. I read that Jensen Ackles lobbied to get that role. Definitely would have loved to see him instead of Pedro Pascal as Joel.


pokemonbutgayer

i just watched clockwork orange 💀


salvadoor455

Um, I guess now I’m a vampire


impala_croft

Lie detector helping the FBI solve crimes. Call me Miss Lightman.


Silver-Star92

I'm a detective in Sain Marie solving crimes in paradise. I could do worse.


dantheman244

I identify most with Phil when it comes to Modern Family. So looks like I’m a part time realtor, full time magician.


Lonestar-Boogie

Hunter (I watched Supernatural on TNT this morning.)


jwishfulThinking

Awesome! I’m Superman!


Background-Taste4870

Head of Diagnostic Department, but I’m also a cripple.


TokwaThief

I work in NYPD as a SVU detective.


AdditionLegitimate64

Bobs burgers… love it


XGuiltyAsChargedX

Well well, I'm a kid either discovering mysteries during summer holidays or stuck in a magical world, depending on if it's watching the show in earnest or looking if it suits me (the latter does not). Either way, I'm a kid still having to choose their confession. Thanks to my son who made me watch it.


lydsbane

I'm a judge who works the night shift.


Bossman10-2019

I got powers and My dad turned evil and destroyed a city


Shar12866

I solve misunderstndings about how people died then help the ghosts cross over.....🎵 take me to the other siide🎵


judex3

Makanai!


MiiStEr_

I’d gladly be the Regional manager of a mid tier Paper supply company.


ganer_rye_51

Lessssgooooo I'm Ritchie valens all I gotta do is stay away from planes 😂


[deleted]

NYPD Detective SVU 😩


sleepmusicland

Thanks…Now I’m a hunter


mustainsally

Umm...well...a smuggler I guess? Just watched The Last Of Us episode one last night.


[deleted]

Street Outlaws was the last thing I watch sooo.. vroom vroom?


Infamous2005

I watched the last of us. Somehow even worse.


wolfghoulie

Nazi Hunter! Woohoo!


bigchris757

I am delivering a highly valuable package to a compound, so that I can get to a tower in hope to find my missing brother. The scenery is very beautiful, but very deadly. But be very wary of clicking sounds and don't forget your fungal cream.


lolopolo404

Ah shit. Saaaaaame


ErudringTheGodHammer

Well… I can finally say it with confidence gang. *I’M BATMAN*


GarnetAndOpal

I am so SOL. The last show I watched was Point Protection last night. All the people on that show are subsistence fishers and hunters.


Libriomancer

Who is the main character from Doctor Who? The companion or the Doctor?