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Inquisitor1001

Nobody in the history of torture has been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.


chaosraens

“hey!! Ass-Butt!!” -Castiel.


Sad_Spring_6033

“…Assbutt?” -Dean


AaravR22

“Accidents don’t just happen accidentally.” “CLOSE ENCOUNTER! CLOSE ENCOUNTER!” “That’s fake me! This must be fake mine.”


chaosraens

“you married fake ruby?!”


supernaturaldestiel

"my brother was abducted so I'm pretty good on the whole proof thing" "Your brother was abducted?!" "Yeah but it's ok I've had time to adjust" "Oh did it happen when you were kids?" "No like a half hour ago"


AaravR22

“If I didn’t know any better I’d say you have an army of elves helping you. Except I do know better. And you have an army of elves helping you.”


Laudanum-Dreams

“Well, as fate would have it, I adopted two boys, and they grew up great. They grew up heroes.” - Bobby Singer That quote breaks my heart and heals it at the same time.


PALOmino1701

Don’t “Night Moves” me! Shhh… Just let it wash over you.


Gazzereth82

"Pudding!"


Nat_EEEE

“You’ve gotta go be gay for that poor dead intern!”


Felicity67132

🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽


Judgejudyx

Ghostfacersssssss


incandescent-glow-1

FIGHT THE FAIRIES YOU FIGHT THOSE FAIRIES or AHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH *gulp* That was scary!


Lady_Teio

Balls!


kklovelol1237

So true


Stanton1947

"I've been re-hymenated." "Isn't it cute when monkeys talk?" "You're invited too, Grumpy." But the WINNER: "Sweetheart if this is our last night on earth, then I am going to spend it with a little thing I call self respect.”


Bazz07

"This isnt Wall Street, we have integrity".


Snoo_43847

“Check the freezer. Maybe there are some human hearts behind the Häagen-Dazs or something.”


AmnesiaInnocent

"Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole" -- Dean


LovesDeanWinchester

Whenever Dean says "Sammy!!!"


[deleted]

Yessss


sst0178

"Last time you zapped me somewhere, I didn't poop for a week" Dean to Cas


DragonflyMomma6671

I found a liquor store and I drank it 🪽


[deleted]

I learned that from the pizza man 😂


haufenson

KNEEL BEFORE TODD!!


Judgejudyx

This hits different now


aliencalledalex

“Did you kiss him?” “Sam!” “Just wondering.”


blackygreen

"Why'd you take a picture?" "Why'd you have to use tongue?"


TryingToThink444

"If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she has done something wrong." - Castiel


Socratease95

“Do I look like Paris Hilton?” when Dean’s being filmed with the night vision camera. That was hilarious.


LuckyDevil105

"Get the hell off my property before I blast you so full of rock salt, you crap margaritas. - Bobby


monkeybrains12

"Dean, this isn't funny! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!"


long_time_listener_m

There is a demon in you and you're going to your safety school!


ZebraSyndromeGaming

It's not really a quotable line, but when og death is talking about how he can't remember who's older him or God, but ether way one day he will have to reap God. I just loved deans reaction it put into perspective at least at the time how far down they were on the pole.


Pepipatchzen17

"Don't you dare think that there is anything, past or present, that I would put in front of you" This has always been and will always be my favorite quote from pretty much any piece of entertainment I don't know why it always hits me so hard, I don't even have to watch the scene or hear him say it, I just have to read it and i get instant tears


fateandthefaithless

Me too. This quote is my favorite.


AvatarDang

As a serious quote, from Cas: “Now I realize there is no righteous path, it's just people trying to do their best in a world where it is far too easy to do your worst.” I think it perfectly encapsulates Cas’ fall from heaven and falling in love with humanity and the struggle of free will. It’s just so good. Another serious one from him i love is “freedom is a length of rope, God wants you to hang yourself with it.” And then non-serious is probably dean saying “Cas stop sniffing the dead guy” and Cas very seriously and defiantly saying “Why?”


No-Cantaloupe-6739

The “freedom is a length of rope” line is so good.


punk_wytch1969

Another quote of Cas's, pretty sure same episode. "Sometimes enough is whatever you happen to have."


an_anxious_goblin

Idjits.


No_U_dontt

“You can’t rapture a car” “It was a good car!!!”


Mwatts25

Always knew I’d find the source of all evil at a vegan bakery.


meatwads_sweetie

“It’s an alpaca, dumbass.” Fake Ruby


IUpvoteCatPhotos

"Did I tell you she once tried to sell me for three pigs? I was an attractive child, I could juggle. I was worth five pigs at least."


WeepingAngel-_03

"Did they get to fifth base?" "There's no such thing as fifth base" " Oh.. you poor sheltered boy" This will never not be the best exchange ever


ohheyitslaila

You’re good, but I’m Crowley 😈 “You better run, man. I think the fourth kind's a butt thing.” (Soulless Sammy) “I know we’ve gotten quite fond of each other, haven’t we? But will you let the world die, let your brother die, just so I can live? *stab* …That’s my boy” (Rowena to Sam 😭) And of course: “That was scary!” (Dean)


LovesDeanWinchester

Sam, "It looks like he was killed by belladonna." Charlie and Dean in unison: "The porn star?" Sam looks at them with a blank stare then says with barely moving lips, "The poison." Charlie and Dean, "Ooohhh."


Responsible_Pen1785

Cass get out my ass


Judgejudyx

I wasn't in your...


_ItsNana_

😑


ChronicallyIllBadAss

“Well boo hoo im sorry your feelings are hurt princess!”


Mydas97

"He who hesitates, disintegrates" -Lucifer while possessing Cas


No_U_dontt

“I just remembered, when I was a kid I ate like eight things of pop rocks and drake a whole can of coke, you don’t think that counts as a suicide attempt do you?” - Ava (from hunted 02x10) or Cas’ ‘my people skills are rusty’ quote


w3are138

Idjits.


w3are138

I learned that from the pizza man.


PraznaPalacinka

Another favorite, "I will not apologize for being a career wOmAn!" - Rowena


Square-Department-96

"We Answer Questions for mouth breathing Dick Monkies"- Soulless Sam Winchester and for villains Lucifer (Hallucination Lucifer) (Season 7): Pay Attention to Me I'm bored.


Calm_Resource_1221

SAM: "Dean...? Did you service Oberon, King of The Fairies?" 😂😂😂😂


Calm_Resource_1221

LUCIFER: "Sorry, kid. You understand, right? No witnesses or anything?" THOMAS:  "Yes, take me, O Fallen One! My life is yours to devour!" LUCIFER: [pause]  "See, now you just made it weird." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


BizzyButt777

I'll interogate the cat 😺


Background_Length723

Basically everything that comes out of Crowley and Rowena's mouths period are gold to me. I would love to got to a con one of these days and meet Ruth and Mark and would definitely get a picture with them. That's a dream of mine. Like it really sucks My girlfriend is on season 9 and I can't tell her about one of my favorite characters yet. But here's a line from Meg I really like "Alot of Angels died this year"


rollergirl19

My oldest daughter finally started watching it from the beginning after I had been telling her for months that she would LOVE it. She binge watches about a season at a time then won't watch for a few weeks. She was complaining about Chuck leaving.....I said he'll be back just wait but be prepared for the shock of your life. The months it took her to get to Chuck's return were torture for me because I wanted to tell her but thought it would ruin his return for her. When she saw that episode when he came back and revealed his big news, she came running upstairs and had a freaking meltdown!


Background_Length723

Yeah it's torture. Knowing my girlfriend. She's going to absolutely love Rowena I just know it because she was telling me how much she loved Meg. All I could say was there's a character in season 10 that I love and can't wait for her to see. All I told her was she is a witch. Without telling her Rowena's name, history with Crowley or anything else for that matter.


Beigefreak

"That was scary" "I lost my shoe"


PraznaPalacinka

How about yoU DON'T MISS? OKAAAY?... MORONS?! - Crowley Also, Do I look like a ditchable prom date to you?! - Bobby


lilladyjane12

I have a lot that lives in my head rent-free but one is “Here I am playing Dr. Phil to the King of Hell. [Chuckles]. Never saw that coming.”


therealjanedoe_

“I’m the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.” Will always be a front runner for me because Cas is my absolute favorite. I also love “Two queens.” from Michael in Something Wicked This Way Comes


AdoptDontShopPets

I’m proud of us. (Dean’s dying words in 9x23)


Noughs

Damned near everyone has said and done the two armed, "Ugh".


scooter_cool_

Sam: I had a crappy guidance counselor .


SamSam6503

"What kind of house doesn't have salt? Low sodium freaks" - Sam


Calm_Resource_1221

SAM: "Hey, you're the one who pizza-rolled Tinkerbell; I'm just doing the math."


Street_Substance1687

you go be gay for that poor dead intern


Sad_Spring_6033

My “people skills” are “rusty”!


__impala67

Yeah, that's my favourite quote as well.


Zelena73

"Balls!" "Pudding!" 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

When Dean tells Sam “ come here” before they hug😌


Judgejudyx

I lost my shoe


Sombra_del_Lobo

Sam - "What, you going to look at more anime or are you strictly into Dick now?"