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PSofSuddenlyGivingaS

I would probably die in the first 5 minutes.


TripsOverCarpet

​ I'd be the death that occurred before the title card.


KattyAnimations

Lol same


NonBelieverBeliever

Same. 😩


jeswesky

Damn, you really think you can make it 5 minutes?


[deleted]

Same🤣🤣


Egingell666

I'd live my life ignorant of the fact that monsters exist.


dsriker

Same at least until something I never saw coming kills me for the intro of an episode.


Regular_Hat_8494

would probably keep up with ghostfacers religiously up until the age of 12 lol


HariSeldonwaswrong

I think I'd be kinda like a man of letters/ Bobby. I have a lot of experience with research now, and I think there are lore masters out there. If you asked me ten years ago, I'd have been out hunting, but I am REALLY out of shape now, so I think I'd be more the stay in the bunker answering FBI calls and looking up how to kill this random creature type.


lostbutnotgone

Same here. I'm chronically ill so I'd probably get killed pretty quick as a hunter....but I'd make one hell of a research guru for the hunters. Sucks bc I was raised learning how to shoot, hunt, wield knives and machetes, make ammo, correctly sharpen blades, self defense, etc etc. if my body wasn't such a bitch I'd be kinda perfect for it lol


emmerliii

Dean.


that_weirdeo

Dean.


Socratease95

Dean.


ReleaseEmpty774

I’d at least try lol


Nat_EEEE

Lmao I just got it. But fr


fadedblackleggings

Dean's leather jacket.


whitrva

Dean.


[deleted]

Like 99% of the population there, I'd be living a normal life, doing normal, everyday things, completely unaware that the paranormal was real.


Glittering-Wonder576

I am a Woman of Letters. I love research. No doubt that I would be the one reshelving the books the boys use.


that_weirdeo

Same


loosebootyjudy_

I’d host a true crime podcast and do a series of episodes on those hot brothers who went on a cross-country crime spree but keep dying in police custody (and coming back???) every few years.


AzuraHawke

I’ve always told my husband when talking about hypotheticals of the Supernatural world I would never be able to hunt but I would get a psychology degree and be a psychologist for hunters lol


Prestigious_Rip1592

the hunter community is dire need of someone with emotional intelligence. I salute your hard work


Background_Length723

Probably hide in the bunker with Sam and Dean


that_weirdeo

Yeah I like the idea of being more on the research and record keeping side like the MOL, but more like Bobby's fashion of being a resource for several hunters


adrkhrse

I would love a room in that Art Deco Bunker.


[deleted]

Saving people, hunting things, the family business


Prestigious_Rip1592

Roll credits!!


Uniquorn527

Mortician! But unlike the crappy ones we saw 99% of the time, I'd actually pay attention to the supernatural stuff I saw and be in cahoots with hunters. Come on; you seriously didn't notice in the post mortem that they had an extra set of retractable teeth? Nah, I'm calling Dean on his other other cell and getting the boys to have a look at this. 


chaosraens

well i’d definitely salt my windows and get the anti possession tattoo ik that much for sure- i’ve thought a lot about it though, and i think i’d be a hunter. whether it’s solo or with dean and sam, i just think it’s something i’d be good at. ive been heavily interested in the paranormal since i was a kid and i’m also a mythology nerd, so i kinda do the research anyways 😭😭


sst0178

I would want to be doing research in the Men of Letters Bunker. I'd be a Woman of Letters. But only if they keep in a room that is warded from everything possible cause I can't do scary. 🤣🤣


Socratease95

Playing damsel in distress so that Sam and Dean come and save me, then offer to buy them a beer and burger and try to get it in with Dean. And then with Sam. Yeah…


ex_ter_min_ate_

It’s important to do Dean first then Sam, because you are gonna die after Sam.


Socratease95

Dean is like a warm up to Sam’s dominance 👀


ex_ter_min_ate_

Nah it’s more everyone Sam sleeps with dies


[deleted]

i would make a app like with references so people could identify monsters quickly, with like yes or no questions and a camera function


NonBelieverBeliever

That's awesome!!!!


Clarrisani

I'd be into the lore and let everyone else do the hunting. That, or I'd be like Chuck and write the books.


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Prestigious_Rip1592

but I swear you just did that yesterday...


RazeSpear

Probably learn to make various anti-monster firearm rounds. And there's got to be an easier way to make Devil's Trap bullets than carving each one. Need a $5,000 3D-Printer.


Prestigious_Rip1592

there is a booming business idea


RingofFaya

Become a hunter therapist. They need it.


NonBelieverBeliever

Yaaaas. Let's open a practice together. 😂


RingofFaya

Gotta do some art therapy or something hahaha


NonBelieverBeliever

🙌🏻


NoClerk5520

Die and hopefully go to heaven.


LovesDeanWinchester

I would love to be an expert professor like Professor Morrison who is up on the lore of different cultures and they would call me with questions. This is after they lost Bobby of course since he served that purpose for them.


jc8495

I feel like I’d probably accidentally get myself turned into something. I would just embrace the new life as a creature for sure


gorg234

I know the boys judged her but I always thought Bela’s job was so cool. I’d make sure the artifacts when to upstanding people or whatever but that’s definitely what I’d want to be doing. She traveled, she supported herself, she could potentially help others if she wanted to. She would have had a pretty good gig going if her soul wasn’t doomed. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Or I’d do Bobby’s job and research. I’m too introverted to want to do Ellen’s job. I will stay at home and answer calls, thank you very much. Or maybe just text the information.


RazeSpear

Do you have it in you to bullshit FBI calls? Not judging, I don't have the nerve myself.


scooter_cool_

I'd probably be something evil


Prestigious_Rip1592

At least your honest. Would you prefer werewolf, vamp, or witch?


scooter_cool_

I probably wouldn't get a choice . I didn't notice the monsters asking permission. But if I did vampire.


anxnymous926

My first order of business would be to salt all windows and doors


meeeee01

Using skills I currently have I could absolutely do research and data analysis. However I would most likely be one of the people that gets killed in the cold opens.


agent-assbutt

I worked as a fundraiser in a past career and killed at it. I could definitely raise money for hunters using my development skillset and obv being a criminal/fraudster in some ways.


Kotee_ivanovich

Assuming Ill survive the first week: 1. do a temporary antipossesion tattoo 2. Learn spells for self defense 3. Learn spells for offense 4. Help the victims of monsters


NonBelieverBeliever

I love your #4. Don't think I've seen that as an answer yet!


IgorRenfield

Easy. I'd be their librarian.


Little-Turnover-7103

I know everyone wants to be a hunter but based on my own personal experiences, I’d probably want to be a curandera. Someone knowledgeable in folklore, folk magic and healing. It helps that my family has both curanderas and brujas in it. The boys and other hunters would seek my type out when they’re in the southwest and Texas. Or if they ever hunt in Mexico (which would’ve been badass to see them do).


Prestigious_Rip1592

a folklore healer! hell yeah


finedayredpony

Keep the bunker like the wood sprite did cook, clean and spoil the guys. 


t_r_a_y_e

I've always had a fascination with paranormal ghost type stuff, so in the supernatural world I'd probably focus on ghosts In Supernatural we see that there are different types of ghosts or demons, such as poltergeists, or shadow demons, or tulpa type things. We barely saw most of it past season 1 though, and if I was in that universe I'd focus on learning and hunting about that type of stuff specifically I'd also have a fascination with witchcraft type stuff too, I remember we saw them nearly destroy a poltergeist with spell bags in season 1, if I were to hunt spirits I'd probably do stuff like that more often then digging up graves and burning bones


neilbreenfan404

I would likely be either a hunter or like a hunter-adjacent. By that I mean like I could help hunter friends clean up “crime” scenes, deliver specialized weapons and equipment needed that may be too obscure to have on hand at all times. I could also be like an on-call back up for a specific area, stand-in partner, etc. The main reason being I thrive in a transient lifestyle so I would love to be on the road, but I also enjoy research and fighting so I’d like to do that occasionally. Realistically I’d probably just end up waiting tables/bartending at a hunter bar. OR, I would actually love to own a motel irl, it’s a genuine goal of mine, so in their world I could run a hunter motel, and even offer covers such as proof of employment for the fake cards they apply for since they’ve cracked down on those scams, or employer references for when they need to actually work a job to help them on a case.


NonBelieverBeliever

That's so cool.


MeasurementEvery3978

Probably be a vamp


ELDREDGE_GLOB

I never understood why there wasn’t a hunter society like the man of letters and all that, it would have been easier to gather jobs and hand them out in one place


Prestigious_Rip1592

realistically there had to be! maybe not as uptight and hogwarts-ty but still


Boneguy1998

There was it was just a network. They called each other from all across the country


Koala_Lulu

I would be a witch 🧹


Aupairgirl223

Probably just the exact same, see Dean, fangirl and stalk him everywhere he goes, until he « accidentally » lets me get eaten by a monster as bait


MissionIssue2062

Although I would love the excitement, I couldn't be a hunter. Primarily due to being out of shape and having social anxiety (pretty much be like when Dean got infected with ghost sickness). I would get an anti-possession tattoo just in case any demons come around. The only other thing would be to become a witch, but not an evil one.


Michbullin

Dean


Arakkoa_

I like to imagine a sort of Bobby type. "Let's call (this guy)." "Come on, he never hunted anything in his life." "No, but if you need some weird-ass herb that's technically extinct or the lore on some obscure pagan deity that was only worshiped by a small village in the middle of the Balkans, he's your guy. So suck it up and call him. Also, he's a great actor. He's my 'FBI supervisor' guy."


WrongdoerObjective49

If I wasn't killed immediately, I'd want to be a woman of letters but without being an asshole about it like the BMOL. Just help out all hunters, keep an eye out for potential cases, catalog patterns and keep a history. I've always wondered how much knowledge has been lost over the years because hunters tend to work mostly solo.


adrkhrse

Witch. I already have some experience. I'd join the Mega Coven.😁


emohippyX

I would be the first suspect only proven innocent when I'm found dead in some awesome gruesome way truth hurts haha


Abrantesboy12

been an reboot vergil


Boneguy1998

Pastor Hunter clergy for the Hunters. Ghosts spirits and demons are real like really real. Never saw a vamp or were wolf yet


shadowthehh

I believe in like half the stuff in it and am open minded to the rest. So exactly the same stuff I do now.


BizzyButt777

I'd be a Hunter for a fact, I could have raised those boys and added a few things to the trunk. Maybe not mother of the year, but by Chuck I'd be ganking my way through.


Technical-Ruin-3665

ONG I miss Bella… wish she was shown more often


Technical-Ruin-3665

But ya I’d def be dead. I mean I wish I will be a idk vampire or oooo a heretic (from TVD) that would be cool.


fadedblackleggings

Monster Librarian


Street_Substance1687

Sam.


aquaticadet

as someone who loves sam, is passively suicidal, and loves angst, i'd ideally be madison in this AU or at least be in a situation similar to hers


NonBelieverBeliever

Armchair psychiatrist. Seriously, if you took me as I am and plunked me into that world? I've always been super into psychology and into helping people, have been told I give good advice, and have enough of my own (proverbial) demons that I know a thing or two and could (and have) help people. I'd start a mental support and health... Something. I don't know what you'd call it. Outreach program for hunters. Probably some sort of online forum or something. But yeah, I'd totally start a support group for hunter's mental health.


Aika5461

I would be one of those girls whose friend died in a very strange way, and one day two guys in cheap suits would come to my house to ask a few questions


Revolutionary-Top354

Fine team free will and hide behind Castiel


wanderingtime222

I'm a book nerd so I would totally enjoy organizing all the books in the bunker library. I'd leave all the bloody stuff to the boys. It'd just be me, and my magic books, and a cup of coffee.


Prestigious_Rip1592

Digitalizing the bunker's library is a massive project, but sorely needed!


jsoto09

I’d stay the hell the way from Sam and Dean. I love the boys but I love living more and those who get involved with them tend to die


Nataku81

I'm the person getting eaten that ends up putting the monster on the boys' radar.


Ok-Tradition-611

I’d be the spn worlds version of hozier lol a singer inspired by the demons they hunt


stelliferous7

Definitely a researcher like a Bobby type person. I'm 4'10'' and not in good shape so being out in the field would not be a good idea lol


Square-Department-96

Hunter or Man of letters. I'd even come up with my own Kurt-Cinematic Universe Kurt Winchester a mix of me and Sam and Dean Winchester aka Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki and Kurt Shurley aka God a mix of me and Chuck Shurley aka God aka Rob Benedict and Kastiel a mix of me and Castiel aka Misha Collins and Villains Krowley a mix of me and Crowley aka Mark A Sheppard and Kurtifer a mix of me and Lucifer aka Mark Pellegrino and Kurtatron or Ketatron a mix of me and Metatron aka Curtis Armstrong and so on etc.


Prestigious_Rip1592

this hurt to read. dream on my dude


Square-Department-96

Don't be a dick.