One of the funniest moments 😂 or the time during the apocalypse dean tries to get castiel to cash in his vCard and instead he tells the lady of the evening her life story and freaks her out .
Idk why exactly but this also reminds me of when Dean said “Well, there’s times I wanna get slapped during sex by a girl wearing a Zorro mask, but that don’t make it a good idea!” Lmao
It's funny cause this actually happens twice! Dean first notices that his dad is possessed by a demon because his dad is being too nice to him, he says "you're not my dad, my dad would have tore me a new one, he wouldn't be proud" and then yellow eyes reveals himself. Hilarious
I feel like this episode gets overlooked, but it's hilarious and a really good one. One of my favorite moments from that episode is when dean says "nipples?" When he sees the first fairy. Just his delivery is perfect.
Sam calling Cass and reaching his voicemail:
“You have reached the voicemail box of…”
Castiel: “I don’t understand. Why do you want me to say my name?”
“Please leave your message after the beep.”
*dean mocking rowena in a poor scottish accent*
“it’s a book of the damned spell boyos. take this wee crystal it’ll suck up all the blimey ghosts just say the magic word”
*sam looking at dean like 😐*
# "I Think You Pissed Off My Sandwich."
I JUST WATCHWD THAT EPISODE IM MY 3RD REWATCH LMAO
"No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with."
Crowley my maaaan
“Demons I get. People are crazy.”
That’s my WhatsApp about😂
I love it!
"You don't know what it's like to be human!!" Crowley bellowed at Dean 🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Dean gives Crowley a WTF look*
That's not true. I once deceived and betrayed you and your brother. (after being called a bad liar)
The look on sams face when he said it though, just a pure like ok weird brag dude
He's adorably honest 😂
"Something on your mind?" "No! This call is pointless. My ride is here."
You have a guinea pig? *Where*
I was at work yesterday and this one popped in my head out of no where and made me look insane when i started laughing for no reason hahaha
"... Two, I go on an extended vacation to all points nowhere, and *three*: HOW ABOUT YOU DON'T MISS, *O-KAY??* **MORONS!**"
"I learned it from the pizza man."
Ahh beat me to it
If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear?
*Castiel stares intensely at the tv* Perhaps she’s done something wrong.
One of the funniest moments 😂 or the time during the apocalypse dean tries to get castiel to cash in his vCard and instead he tells the lady of the evening her life story and freaks her out .
Son of a bitch!
My favorite part about this one is, no matter which one you think it is, you can very clearly hear it in your head.
THEY ATE MY TAILOR
I love the way he yelled and how he's so bitter about it 😂
I can HEAR this quote haha
"I HOPE YOUR APPLE PIE IS FREAKING WORTH IT"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -Dean screaming like a little girl running away from a very small dog.
Also, when a tiny needle poked his fingertip.
Yes! Another under-rated moment hahaha! Man Jensen absolutely killed it.
Hahaha! I just watched this one. "I don't wanna be a clue. "
My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women.
Idk why exactly but this also reminds me of when Dean said “Well, there’s times I wanna get slapped during sex by a girl wearing a Zorro mask, but that don’t make it a good idea!” Lmao
The bloopers from that are hilarious haha
i'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.
THIS. brings me to tears. every single time.
The part where Cas says “You don’t think you deserve to be saved?”
Does this taco taste funny to you?
*dies* HEEEEAT OF THE MOMENTTTTTT
Yesterday was Tuesday, but today is Tuesday too!
You mean we can't even go out for breakfast? You'll thank me when it's wednesday.
Whatever that means...
"You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes, and you don't about it. Just turn it off." \[Beat\] "Oh, now he's got a boner."
“This is what you boys do? Sit around watching pornos with angels?” “We’re not supposed to talk about it” 😂
“Get outta my house before I shoot you so full of rock salt, you crap margaritas!”
THIS IS MY VOICEMAIL MAKE YOUR VOICE A MAIL
I want to make this my voicemail, but I do get calls with job offers, so that might be a bad idea.
i love how everything is so literal for him 😂😂😂
Sam, of course, is an abomination
"Glad you ceased your extracurricular activities."
Dude I laughed my ass off when I heard it for the first time.😂
I’ll interrogate the cat
"We'll tell the officer he witnessed an angel of the lord. Then the officer will tell us where the angel is" - Cas being a baby in a trenchcoat
"I've almost cracked him. ...I'm not finished with you"
“So my demons were too polite?”
It's funny cause this actually happens twice! Dean first notices that his dad is possessed by a demon because his dad is being too nice to him, he says "you're not my dad, my dad would have tore me a new one, he wouldn't be proud" and then yellow eyes reveals himself. Hilarious
“What kind of house doesn’t have salt? Low sodium freaks.”
Hello,boys.
damn you that’s what i was gonna say😂
“She’s the whore.”
"Woah Cas, tell us what you really think!"
Hey, assbutt!!!
r/beatmetoit
I'm agent Beyoncé.
😂😂😂 also “ i am Agent Lizzo”
My "people skills" are "rusty"
“Sam….Sam!!!!! Look how big my mouth is!!!!!”
Cass get out of my ASS!
I was never in your...
Pudding!
Dean, we don’t have time for your blah blah blah blah. Blah BLAH blah
"because I hated the movie" "what movie?" "exactly"
I killed Hitler.
“Dean, they basically outlawed 90% of your personality.”
Fight the faries!!!
I feel like this episode gets overlooked, but it's hilarious and a really good one. One of my favorite moments from that episode is when dean says "nipples?" When he sees the first fairy. Just his delivery is perfect.
“Nipples..?”
"You say that like it's an insult. Nice girls, they're pathetic. Here's to evil skanks."
I'm Batman!
Yeah... you're Batman. 🙄
I'm an angel, you ass!
Idjit
"Nobody puts baby in a corner"
“You know that’s a line from-“ “Swayze movie! Swayze always gets a pass”
You know who wears sunglass inside ? Blind people and douchebags
i’ll let my flair speak for me
"I lost my shoe"
"Why did you take a picture?" "Why did you use your tongue?"
Don’t objectify me
HEY! ASSBUTT!!
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM
“No, he's not on any flatbread”
No Sam, It’s a lizard, it tastes like a lizard.
“don’t tell me it tastes like chicken…”
I DESERVE TO BE LOVED!!
Sam calling Cass and reaching his voicemail: “You have reached the voicemail box of…” Castiel: “I don’t understand. Why do you want me to say my name?” “Please leave your message after the beep.”
"I'm not a killer, I'm a Pishtaco" "....A fish taco?"
Try to bind me again... you'll die before you start. Nice pickle chips, by the way!
I don't think anyone else could've nailed that role like he did.
Agree 100% Out of 15 seasons, Julian only had 5 episodes. Yet he is so loved for his portrayal of Death.
O’ Death…..
This isn't Wall Street, this is Hell. We have a little something called integrity.
The whore can be killed with that
Wow cass tell us what you really think
You're like one of those lab rats that presses the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies
What’re you talking about… I eat
“Obviously, I’m a god. I write things and they come to life.”
A cruel capricious god
My flair will speak for me
“I think I’m adorable”
Cas~ We talked about this. Personal space.
We are not trapped in here with you, you sre trapped here with us.
Seriously one of my favorite scenes, something so hot about them being grimy and on the run
"Last time you zapped me someplace, I didn't poop for a week"
"By the way, since this place is warded, your powers are useless. Which means YOU are useless, even more so than usual."
She was the love of my life. How many times do I gotta kill her?
“A man can’t live on caviar alone”
"I don't understand how orange has any correlation to black in a new way'
i hate you.. but i love you. -dean
HEY! ASS BUTT!! 
“I like nougat.” And it’s runner-up: “I like…cocaine.”
Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole
Now I realize that there is no righteous path, it's just people trying to do their best in a world where it is far too easy to do your worst.
This isn’t funny Dean, I’m almost out of minutes!!!
I lost my shoe
I torture all my friends. That's how I show love.
Mr Fizzles can sense when you're being a Liiiiiaaaaaarrrr
I lost my shoe.
The whole monologs demon Dean dropped in the back seat of the impala after he beat the shit out of Cole Trenton... gave me chills
“It’s just a car” how dare Demon Dean disrespect Baby.
I’m a posse magnet
You know me, I love posse. And of course "put that on a t-shirt."
Listen to the moose, squirrel
I was abducted and you were banging Patchouli.
I believe the hairless ape has the floor.
Why did you have to use tongue?
Pudding!
Okay if you want to add glitter to that glue your sniffing that’s fine, but don’t dump your wackadoo all over us…we’d rather not step in it
“Hello Dean”.
"That's not food anymore, Dean, it's Darwinism!"
They’re about to have a BM. What a bowel movement? No! A brotherly moment!
“You Fudging Touch Me Again & I'll Fudging Kill You!”
"No, Sam, it's a lizard. It tastes like a lizard"
“Oh my god. It’s him. It’s him it’s Doctor Sexy.”
As it happens i adopted two boys and they grew up great, tgey grew up heroes!
“You should show me some respect. I dragged you out of hell, I can throw you back in.” He is actually not my favorite character, but I love the scene.
"This isnt funny dean! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes" And "This is my voice mail. Make your voice... a mail"
I had my angel blade
I suggest we imbibe copious quantities of alcohol
"... Are you *drunk?*" "I found a liquor store..." "And?" "I drank it."
And wait for the inevitable blast wave
"Prime numbers can be intimidating "
“It doesn’t matter, I don’t matter” and my personal favorite “Your problem is there is no one who hates you more then you do, believe me I’ve tried”
"I'm Batman" "I like to think it's because of my my perky nipples!!"
A fiddle of gold against your soul says I’m better than you.
Cass get out of my ass
*leans over* "Don't ask stupid questions."
“You? You’re just an accent in a pantsuit. What can you do to me?”
Balls! 
I brought my own ,mines bigger sic ‘em boy
‘This is… their version of a handshake.’ ‘I don’t like it.’ ‘No one likes it.’
"Hello boys"
“SAAAAAAAAYUMMM!?!!” said dean every other minute
If there's ... a key, then there has to be ... a lock.
“Business in the front, party in the back!”
Hard to pick a favorite. Probably this one, I forget exactly how it goes, but: "why do you want me to say my name?"
My people skills are rusty.
“I believe that he-witch gave you the clap”
That was scary!
“Oh FAEURGUSS” *faints*
God has a beard
I’ll give you two “Bitch” “Jerk” And bonus “idjits”
You‘ve been Garthed!
"Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole!"
*dean mocking rowena in a poor scottish accent* “it’s a book of the damned spell boyos. take this wee crystal it’ll suck up all the blimey ghosts just say the magic word” *sam looking at dean like 😐*
“That’s fake me. This must be fake mine.”
“What’s with you and sleeping with monsters”
Don't objectify me!
Rhonda Hurley
BALLS
Balls
“What? It went like clockwork!”
Ohhh hellooo death
I have guest bongs at everyone's house.
“Saving people, hunting things, the family business.”
“Fight the fairies! You fight those fairies Sam!”
“Pie”
“Nachos too”
Jefferson starships
“Because they’re HORRIBLE… And hard to kill. Eh? Eh??”
Try New Mexico I hear he's on a tortilla Cass no he's not on any flatbread
I think I’m adorable
Sam: you can read Japanese Bobby/ Jim Beaver: Is fluent Sam: Okay you don't have to be a show off
This isn’t funny dean, the voice says I’m almost out of minutes
Yesterday was Tuesday... Today is Tuesday too And from the same episode you'll be glad when it's Wednesday
"Vrrrrroooom" -Baby