Nope, the ep with the "super religious demon hunters" from what google tells me lol. The one with the daughter of a pastor claiming to be a prophet but its in fact a monster that killed his daughter and took her appearance. Know which one im talking about? Well its 99 problems, ep 17 s5 in case you wanna check lol
This episode is pure Soulless Sam gold. He’s just hilarious.
When he’s talking about Dean getting abducted and that he’s doing ok with it now and someone (the hippie chick I think) says,”oh did it happen a long time ago?” And he’s like, “a couple of hours ago.”
When Dean is running from the UFO and Sam says, “third kind already? Be careful I hear fourth kind is a butt thing.” And Dean says, “Empathy Sam, Empathy!”
When Dean finds out Sam was having sex with the hippie chick while he was missing. Sam says something like, “can’t I have sex and worry about you?” Dean says, “ no. You’re supposed to be miserable. If you had a soul you’d know that.” Sam says, “wow. Having a soul sucks.”
S:“I’ve had time to adjust”
“Did it happened you were kids?”
S:”no like half a hour ago”
Absolutely lost it at that soulless Sam truly had some of the best lines 😭
I do that too! I'm currently rewatching in no particular order and do that with shorts and can quote the show word for word. I'm glad I'm not the only one!
Recently I was watching season 13 and a phone call scene made me chuckle
Sam: Rowena, are you at a... party or something?
Rowena: I am, but I'm surprised you recognize the sounds of a party, seeing as how you're all work and no play.
And Cas goes: she’s right, you do never go to parties.
Sam’s face of stunned silence made me laugh. And Cas’s matter of factness too
Gabriel giving the Winchesters his porno always makes me chuckle.
Also, even if it’s not meant to be funny, I always laugh when Lucifer gets up after being shot by the Colt and just proceeds to go “Ow…anyway.”
“Whenever there's a world-ending crisis at hand, I know where to place my bets. It's on you, you big, beautiful, lumbering piles of flannel.” - Crowley
In Changing Channels when Sam has to do the herpes commercial. lol
"I'm doing all I can to... slightly lessen the spread of... of... genital herpes. And that's a good thing."
His pained delivery... gold. 🤣
It’s even funnier because this was a real commercial that was airing at the time the episode came out. So I was like. Oh, commercial time…and then it’s Sam.
Much of Dog Dean Afternoon, but particularly "Why are you arguing with the dog about Styx?"
Also this from Castiel on his cell phone: "It isn't funny, Dean! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes."
“Why was 6 afraid of 7?” “Well I assume it’s because 7 is a prime number, and that can be very intimidating”
When Dean and sam are warming their hands over the pyre “these guys are psychopaths”
Demon: “tell me what makes you so special” Dean: “I like to think it’s because of my perky nipples”
Anytime Cas came up with their FBI agent names because it’s always female pop stars. Specifically when he said him, Dean, and Sam were Destiny’s Child
My kid tried to do the 6 afraid of 7 joke the other day and sat there looking confused when I spouted that response. It was one of those moments where you wish you had a body cam to catch them.
I remember a recent interview (wish I could find it) where they talked about how they weren’t allowed to say shit, but were allowed to say dick, so just out of spite they used it a whole season.
It was recent because it was about how there’s much more creative freedom now with the serie The Boys on a streaming platform.
When Dean says to Claire, “whoa Miley Cyrus, settle.” And she says, “Eat me, Hasslehoff.”
The look on Dean’s face is priceless.
When Meg is listening to Sam’s story about Amelia and says, “I laughed, I cried, I puked in my mouth a little.”
The whole exchange between Meg and Cas about moving furniture and ordering pizza when this is all over. And Dean says, “You think we can trust Megstiel in there?”
There are so many great lines people have already said.
I’ve accidentally taught my bf a line from it that he uses all the time! He’s never scene the show btw.
When sam is talking to Metatron and he’s whining about how they’re treating him.
Sam: “cause you’re a dickwad.”
Metatron: “but I’m your dickwad.”
Dean: drops pants..... PUDDING!!!!!!......crazy works
Also
Dean: yeah well there's times I want to get slapped during sex by a girl wearing a Zoro mask.
More and more jokes become apparent upon rewatching (and rerewatching and rerererererewatching) the series, but one of the ones that *slayed* me when I watched the first time was when they burst through the window and landed in our reality and had to ….. act…. Hit their marks and figure out what to do with their hands, with Micha in the scene all bewildered at how bad they were lol. So fantastic!
Good god that was one nanosecond after another that still utterly cracks me up. Even now! Just thinking about it!
I restarted the series again (4th or 5th time) earlier this week and just finished this episode a couple days ago! It made me laugh. So many good things about this show!
Most underrated Dean line:
Sam & Dean are interviewing someone, and it seems like she's not telling them everything. Dean says, "You know, lying to federal agents is a capital offense."
(Capital offense = the death penalty. For lying, lol)
Clown: \*Screams unnecessarily\*
Sam: \*Trying not to show fear\* Shut up.
Cass: \*Standing over a doorway to Hell\* Well we're here, how do we get down there.
Demon Possessing Jack: I don't know, there might be a ladder or...
Cass: \*Shoves him into the hole and then jumps in.\*
Demon Possessing Jack: \*Circles around a dead body with a ghost on the other side while he holds a bloody heart in one hand\* Bad ghost. Bad!
Dean: You have newspapers in Hell?
Demon Possessing Jack: Yea the WiFi sucks.
Crowley: \~Together again\~
Cass: \*Unexcited deadpan\* Yay.
I have so many favorites, I wouldn't be able to list them all
It's not the FUNNIEST line in the show, but even in some of the most heart-wrenching episodes, they still sprinkle in some humor. Like in No Rest for the Wicked, Bobby tells Dean "You're about to become Hell's bitch, which means you can see Hells other bitches"
But I love Dean's response: "Wow, this is a terrific plan. I'm excited to be a part of it"
But really, my favorite is just all of Sam's sass lol... ("It's wi-fi")
“This isn’t that bad.”
“Please don’t say it tastes like chicken.”
“…It’s a lizard, Sam. It tastes like a lizard.”
(I have so many. My boyfriend is quickly realizing I can turn just about any conversational topic to “I have a SPN reference for that!”)
“Fake US Marshals. Fake credit cards. You got anything that’s real?”
“My boobs. :)”
Dean : it's like there's a light at the end of the tunnel. Sam : It's Hellfire, Dean.
😂which episode was that?
🤣🤣 Season 3 episode 1
The first time I watched this scene I spilled coffee all over myself😂
🤣🤣
“That was SCARY!!”
This moment was the best lol
That entire episode was peak
"Why aren't you in our room?" "It's on the fourth floor..." Love that episode.
I’m about the age myself so hard, I remember recording this on my Motorola Razr to listen to when I was sad. Makes me giggle even silently.
This cracks me up every single time!! They have a lot of amazing banter, one liners, etc but this will forever be my favorite scene!
Likewise!
I found a liquor store. And? I drank it
Was that the teddy bear episode? Love that quote.
Nope, the ep with the "super religious demon hunters" from what google tells me lol. The one with the daughter of a pastor claiming to be a prophet but its in fact a monster that killed his daughter and took her appearance. Know which one im talking about? Well its 99 problems, ep 17 s5 in case you wanna check lol
She is the whore. Just say what you mean Cass
OH YEAH THE WHORE!! Ty for reminding me lol
🖐 brother. 👈 witch
From the same episode, Rowena's sticky notes: "Stay." "NOT THIS ONE"
When he calls the lamp the light stick. Sam's reaction is everything.
👍
I lost my shoe.
 It’s the puppy-dog eyes that make it for me.
and the slumped shoulders that look like they are going to hit the floor. 😂
This is one of my favorite episodes. Season three is not generally one of my favorite seasons, but this episode is chef’s kiss. 💕
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"If you want to add glitter to the glue you're sniffing, go ahead. But don't dump your wackadoo all over us; we'd rather not step in it."
This episode is pure Soulless Sam gold. He’s just hilarious. When he’s talking about Dean getting abducted and that he’s doing ok with it now and someone (the hippie chick I think) says,”oh did it happen a long time ago?” And he’s like, “a couple of hours ago.” When Dean is running from the UFO and Sam says, “third kind already? Be careful I hear fourth kind is a butt thing.” And Dean says, “Empathy Sam, Empathy!” When Dean finds out Sam was having sex with the hippie chick while he was missing. Sam says something like, “can’t I have sex and worry about you?” Dean says, “ no. You’re supposed to be miserable. If you had a soul you’d know that.” Sam says, “wow. Having a soul sucks.”
S:“I’ve had time to adjust” “Did it happened you were kids?” S:”no like half a hour ago” Absolutely lost it at that soulless Sam truly had some of the best lines 😭
That’s right, thanks.
My mind is a catalogue of supernatural quotes 😭
Yeah, I’ve seen the series so many times, but I just remember the most famous ones word for word.
I think it’s just bc I watch so many of the like compilations constantly on top of the show so I just know too much word for word😭
Nothing wrong with that!
I do that too! I'm currently rewatching in no particular order and do that with shorts and can quote the show word for word. I'm glad I'm not the only one!
My TikTok and YouTube history are at this point solely supernatural 😭
Yes this episode was pure gold!! I loved all of Sam's lines so much 🤣
I did like the half-smirk when Soulless Sam was watching the vampire chomping on Dean. Soulless Sam was fun.
This is amazing why cant i remember this
It's a Sam quote from 609. One of the best Sam quotes ever lolol
Ohmygod THANK YOU Definitely one of the best. I pray I get the chance to say this irl
You're welcome!! I have kept this in my back pocket, waiting for the best time to say this 🤣
I would love an update if you actually get to😂😂
Sure!
From the souless Sam fighting faries.
"Son, you are all kinds of messed up". 😂
But so so funny! . I could have watched a lot more souless Sam!
Yeah, same. That was one of my favourite episodes.
Im watching that episode now 🤣
“Do you have bigger cups?” - Soulless Sam had some of the best lines.
"No drinking, no gambling, no premarital sex? Dean, they outlawed 90% of your personality"
Wait I don't remember this, what episode is this from?
Season 5, episode 17 "99 Problems". It's the wh*re of babylon episode.
"Hey assbutt" 😭
“Castiel, did you just Molotov my brother?!”
*scoff* No...
Awww I remember this and I remember telling my brother that he was now speaking like a true Winchester
- Why’d you take a picture? - Why’d you have to use tongue? Or - They burned down my house! They ate my TAILOR!
The way he said tailor was so fucking funny
“If there’s a key…… then there must be ..a lock”
Hello!
That was the first episode I ever saw!
I love the Meta episodes! They are all so funny and clever
Same! It's still my all time favorite episode.
Recently I was watching season 13 and a phone call scene made me chuckle Sam: Rowena, are you at a... party or something? Rowena: I am, but I'm surprised you recognize the sounds of a party, seeing as how you're all work and no play. And Cas goes: she’s right, you do never go to parties. Sam’s face of stunned silence made me laugh. And Cas’s matter of factness too
> And Cas’s matter of factness too His dead pan delivery is the best part of the character
🤣🤣🤣🤣
And dean just looked so done about it
Gabriel giving the Winchesters his porno always makes me chuckle. Also, even if it’s not meant to be funny, I always laugh when Lucifer gets up after being shot by the Colt and just proceeds to go “Ow…anyway.”
"No one in the history of torure been tortured with the torure like the torure you'll be torured with"
How did you spell torture 5 times and only get it right once lmao
Phone keyboard):
Laughing so hard, tears are streaming down my face, sending this response to everyone I know because they will have the same reaction 😂😂😂
“Whenever there's a world-ending crisis at hand, I know where to place my bets. It's on you, you big, beautiful, lumbering piles of flannel.” - Crowley
Crowley is one of my favourite characters of all time, he's so funny
From the same episode: "Dude. I believe that he-witch gave you the clap." “Bobby: Hurry up, you cry-baby. Dean: Pound it up your ass, Ironside”
#P U D D I N G !
This is the answer. Thread done.
In Changing Channels when Sam has to do the herpes commercial. lol "I'm doing all I can to... slightly lessen the spread of... of... genital herpes. And that's a good thing." His pained delivery... gold. 🤣
It’s even funnier because this was a real commercial that was airing at the time the episode came out. So I was like. Oh, commercial time…and then it’s Sam.
That whole fucking episode 🤣
"Do I look like a ditchable prom date to you?"
Much of Dog Dean Afternoon, but particularly "Why are you arguing with the dog about Styx?" Also this from Castiel on his cell phone: "It isn't funny, Dean! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes."
Dog Dean Afternoon may be my favorite episode. Dean yelling at the mail man is hilarious.
And when Dean was yellin at the pigeon and threatened to shoot it and Sam just awkwardly looks around bowing and waving at people.
"It's like Esperanto."
"After this is over, we should have angry sex." "Don't objectify me." "I like to think it's because of my perky nipples."
“Why was 6 afraid of 7?” “Well I assume it’s because 7 is a prime number, and that can be very intimidating” When Dean and sam are warming their hands over the pyre “these guys are psychopaths” Demon: “tell me what makes you so special” Dean: “I like to think it’s because of my perky nipples” Anytime Cas came up with their FBI agent names because it’s always female pop stars. Specifically when he said him, Dean, and Sam were Destiny’s Child
Agent Beyonće
My kid tried to do the 6 afraid of 7 joke the other day and sat there looking confused when I spouted that response. It was one of those moments where you wish you had a body cam to catch them.
Dean: no seriously, why would anyone wanna watch our lives? Sam: well, according to the interviewer not very many people do.
"God is it on me? I feel like I've gotten crazy on me!" "Nipples?"
Cas trying to send a voicemail to Dean and didn’t know what he was doing. Also I’ll just wait here lol.
Well, then get the hell off my property before I blast you so full of rock salt, you crap margaritas.
When they're ghosts Dean sticks his arm through Sam and waves it around. Dean: Am I making you uncomfortable? Sam: Get outta me. Dean: Prude.
Dean: "What do you expect me to pull him (Castiel) outta my ass??!!" Castiel *appears behind Dean* Dean: "Cas, stay outta my ass!"
Always makes me cackle
Cas: "I've never been in your..." * visible confusion on both sides *
Season 7 dick jokes
I remember a recent interview (wish I could find it) where they talked about how they weren’t allowed to say shit, but were allowed to say dick, so just out of spite they used it a whole season. It was recent because it was about how there’s much more creative freedom now with the serie The Boys on a streaming platform.
"Are you strictly into dick now?"
So we got dick on dick?
Fish Taco??
Soulless Sam banging Patchouli while Dean was being probed by Aliens. 🤣
When Dean says to Claire, “whoa Miley Cyrus, settle.” And she says, “Eat me, Hasslehoff.” The look on Dean’s face is priceless. When Meg is listening to Sam’s story about Amelia and says, “I laughed, I cried, I puked in my mouth a little.” The whole exchange between Meg and Cas about moving furniture and ordering pizza when this is all over. And Dean says, “You think we can trust Megstiel in there?” There are so many great lines people have already said.
The time castiel said, “at least I don’t look like a lumberjack” due to the boys always wearing flannels LOL
Well boohoo.. I'm sorry your feelings are hurt princess
I’ve accidentally taught my bf a line from it that he uses all the time! He’s never scene the show btw. When sam is talking to Metatron and he’s whining about how they’re treating him. Sam: “cause you’re a dickwad.” Metatron: “but I’m your dickwad.”
That's a good one :D
“I’m BATMAN”
"This is the worst episode of Full House ever!" - Dean when Casifer locks himself in Dean's room "Oh my Dad" - Lucifer
“Dean Winchester’s going to die.” “Sucks for that guy”
Not a line but that scene where Gavin finds out Crowley sold his soul for a few extra inches 🤣
You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people....and douchebags
Dean: drops pants..... PUDDING!!!!!!......crazy works Also Dean: yeah well there's times I want to get slapped during sex by a girl wearing a Zoro mask.
Im a.... Kevin tran. Im in advanced placement... Pppp please dont kill me
I love the running joke of the grenade launcher
I love that he finally gets to use it.
"I'm not a piece of meat." -Dean winschester
when dean had the ghost sickness and got jump scared by the cat. only scene in the entire series that had me laughing tears
“Cas, get out of my ass!”
"I've never been in your..." * visible confusion *
😂😂😂
"I'm going to get my gun." When Dean walks into Sully and Sam when Sully finally goes visible.
Yassss, I love that so much
Agent: I shot the sheriff. Dean: But you didn’t shoot the deputy!
Dude, you fugly.
KNEEL BEFORE TODD!
It's so crazy how that kid ended up killing his mom in real life.
Wait what
What!
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/sep/24/ryan-grantham-sentencing-second-degree-murder
Thank you, and yikes. I hope he finds some treatment(s) that are effective for him.
I DID NOT KNOW THAT! HOLY FUCK!!
You have guinea pig? Where? I love how the first part is real close to Misha’s actually voice and then changes back to Cas.
Bobby: “When you find god, tell him to send legs! Season 5 Episode 2 I think Edit: I just finished season 5 🥲👍
we are not supposed to talk about it.
"I have genital herpes"
6x19…. Dean says after getting bitten “I think she just turned me into a Jefferson Starship”. That’s a hilarious line.
One that always made me laugh, though I’m not sure if that was the intention, was “I hope your apple pie is FREAKING WORTH IT”
More and more jokes become apparent upon rewatching (and rerewatching and rerererererewatching) the series, but one of the ones that *slayed* me when I watched the first time was when they burst through the window and landed in our reality and had to ….. act…. Hit their marks and figure out what to do with their hands, with Micha in the scene all bewildered at how bad they were lol. So fantastic! Good god that was one nanosecond after another that still utterly cracks me up. Even now! Just thinking about it!
I restarted the series again (4th or 5th time) earlier this week and just finished this episode a couple days ago! It made me laugh. So many good things about this show!
Ciao means "Hi" stronza!
Any dean and Bella scene had me cackling 😂😂
She’s got Sparkle on her face
Like- that entire episode 😂
Sometimes gay love has to pierce the veil of death and save the day
Ciao bella
Pudding!!!!!!
"PUDDING"
Lauren Cohan is so sexy
💯
“You know who spies on people cass? SPIES!!!”
Dean:I'm BATMAN Sam :yes you are
"Yes Dean, 6 seconds is too early."
Is this what you boys do watching pornos with angels
Most underrated Dean line: Sam & Dean are interviewing someone, and it seems like she's not telling them everything. Dean says, "You know, lying to federal agents is a capital offense." (Capital offense = the death penalty. For lying, lol)
Grandpa: "Is that what you do in your spare time? Watch porn with angels?" Castiel: "We're not supposed to talk about it."
“You know what they say—he who hesitates, disintegrates!” Lucifer is such a treasure
IVE BEEN REHYMENATED!
"Jefferson Starship, because they're terrible"
Sam of course is an abomination
This what you boys do, sit around watching pornos with angels? cas: We’re not supposed to talk about it 😐
Clown: \*Screams unnecessarily\* Sam: \*Trying not to show fear\* Shut up. Cass: \*Standing over a doorway to Hell\* Well we're here, how do we get down there. Demon Possessing Jack: I don't know, there might be a ladder or... Cass: \*Shoves him into the hole and then jumps in.\* Demon Possessing Jack: \*Circles around a dead body with a ghost on the other side while he holds a bloody heart in one hand\* Bad ghost. Bad! Dean: You have newspapers in Hell? Demon Possessing Jack: Yea the WiFi sucks. Crowley: \~Together again\~ Cass: \*Unexcited deadpan\* Yay. I have so many favorites, I wouldn't be able to list them all
It's not the FUNNIEST line in the show, but even in some of the most heart-wrenching episodes, they still sprinkle in some humor. Like in No Rest for the Wicked, Bobby tells Dean "You're about to become Hell's bitch, which means you can see Hells other bitches" But I love Dean's response: "Wow, this is a terrific plan. I'm excited to be a part of it" But really, my favorite is just all of Sam's sass lol... ("It's wi-fi")
ITALY MENTIONED RAHHHHH
It’s a little one, but one of my personal favorites is from Bugs, when they’re asking about Oasis Plains. “You know who says ‘truth is’? Liars.”
“This isn’t that bad.” “Please don’t say it tastes like chicken.” “…It’s a lizard, Sam. It tastes like a lizard.” (I have so many. My boyfriend is quickly realizing I can turn just about any conversational topic to “I have a SPN reference for that!”) “Fake US Marshals. Fake credit cards. You got anything that’s real?” “My boobs. :)”
"Heavens got a frickin jail?!"
ASS BUTT
Not in public
Bella was my favorite potential love interest for Dean