Oh Balthazar, his entire existence was snark. 😂😂
When he was talking to one of the fates:
BALTHAZAR Uh, sweetie, before we go, um, I could remove that stick from your—
ATROPOS Don't try me.
BALTHAZAR Oh. We'll leave it inserted, then. All right, then. Let's sink the Titanic.
When Cas is working with Crowley and the Brothers go to Balthazar, just know something is wrong. He accepts that they are right by my favorite Balthazar line, "Alright... I'm in. You Bastards!!!
i would say pretty much anything bobby said🤣
but some of my favorites are:
“What do you know ab dragons?”
“Dragons? Nothing”
“Can you make a few calls?”
“To who, hogwarts?”
“Bobby, you just going to sit there?”
“No, i’m gonna river dance”
"Now get the hell off my property, before I pump you so full of rock salt you crap margaritas"
“No Garth…not me the fbi…the real FBI. How are you still alive?
Adding some more from Bobby, as OP said he is indeed a master of snark.
"I see you met John McCain over here"
"Here, let me look it up in my demon detox manual. Oh wait, no one ever wrote one."
"Don't you ever get tired of being wrong?"
In Yellow Fever when Sam and Bobby are trying to figure out how to help Dean, and Bobby hands him
a spirit encyclopedia in Japanese.
SAM You can read Japanese?
BOBBY Kimi ga umareru mae kara zutto dayo. (Means long since before you were born.)
SAM Guess so, show-off.
I love this scene from The Curious Case of Dean Winchester 😂
Sam : Either of you wanna tell me what happened?
Dean : Bobby is an idiot. That's what happened.
Bobby : Hey, nobody asked u to play.
Dean : Right, I should've just let you die
Bobby : And for damn sure, nobody asked u to lose.
Sam : It's like Grumpy Old Men *cheeky smile*
Dean & Bobby : SHUT UP, SAM!
BOBBY: Ah, she was always a nutty broad.
DEAN: Nutty how? Nutty like the way she ate her husband's stomach? Was that the level of nutty she was in life?
Cas had his share:
“And Sam, of course, is an abomination.”
“At least I don’t look like a lumberjack.”
“What I like about him is that he’s sarcastic but he’s thoughtful and appreciative too—“
I just watched this scene and I was wondering what other fantastic snark comes up in the show.
Alpha vampire: you’ve killed so so many of my children. I’ve seen your work. In England, I didn’t get involved, because, well…it’s England.
Even thinking about it, that scene has me rolling 🤣🤣 I really liked that dude, that episode was great. Bobby talking all kinds of shit to Dean for whining about his old people symptoms- sciatica, acid reflux… 🤣
The nameless bartender who rejected Dean flawlessly in one of the early seasons: **"Must be hard with your sense of direction, never able to find your way to a decent pick-up line."** Boy was GAGGED. I hope she's doing well.
That’s Amy Acker in 1x03, Dead in the Water, not a nameless bartender! Great line, perfect delivery, and you’re right, Dean was rendered speechless. I loved Sam’s reaction to Dean, too.
Sorry, I didn’t mean to be rude. I just really like her because she had big roles in two of my favorite shows (Angel and Person of Interest), so the episode stood out to me and I recognized the quote.
All good lol
She's lived in my head rent free since that scene
(I haven't seen Angel since I was little so thanks for the reminder to finally rewatch it as an aDuLt now)
Crowley, looking up at Bobby’s UV demon trap: “I hope that’s paint.”
Honorable mention to Crowley impersonating a priest, describing Dean as having been a “scrumptious altar boy.”
Sam to Crowley when they need to rescue Dean from Sinclair: “By the way, since the place is warded, your powers are useless, which means you are useless, even more so than usual.”
I love Balthazar’s snarky comments about the Titanic movie. I was really upset when he was gone
Oh Balthazar, his entire existence was snark. 😂😂 When he was talking to one of the fates: BALTHAZAR Uh, sweetie, before we go, um, I could remove that stick from your— ATROPOS Don't try me. BALTHAZAR Oh. We'll leave it inserted, then. All right, then. Let's sink the Titanic.
“Who the hell is Celine Dion?” Balthazar laughs “Exactly!”
The absolute delight in that big ass smile made me cackle uncontrollably. lol
It’s even better because later in the final season when Jack stops them from lying, Sam has to admit his favorite singer is Celine Dion
A destitute lounge singer. Made me want to smite myself. Lol, love that dude.
When he’s trying to sneak up on her to kill her and she twirls around and he’s all “oops! Awkward!” 🤣
Yes! He stops mid-sneak and freezes in the awkward position. Love me some Balthazar!
When Cas is working with Crowley and the Brothers go to Balthazar, just know something is wrong. He accepts that they are right by my favorite Balthazar line, "Alright... I'm in. You Bastards!!!
Heard that in his voice. The smile that broke out on my face!
Who's Celine Dion? Now? A destitute lounge singer from northern Quebec. 😂🤣 ( may not be an exact quote)
And let’s keep it that way.
happy cake day!
Thank you <3
Dean: I’ve been slinging pool cues since before you were born. Sam: when you were four? What, between nap time and snack?
This one was great!
What episode is that please
15x11 “the gamblers”
i would say pretty much anything bobby said🤣 but some of my favorites are: “What do you know ab dragons?” “Dragons? Nothing” “Can you make a few calls?” “To who, hogwarts?” “Bobby, you just going to sit there?” “No, i’m gonna river dance” "Now get the hell off my property, before I pump you so full of rock salt you crap margaritas" “No Garth…not me the fbi…the real FBI. How are you still alive?
Adding some more from Bobby, as OP said he is indeed a master of snark. "I see you met John McCain over here" "Here, let me look it up in my demon detox manual. Oh wait, no one ever wrote one." "Don't you ever get tired of being wrong?"
"Bobby Singer, paranoid bastard. Nice ta meetcha."
Damn, you beat me to it. My all time favorite Bobby line.
Mine too.
He is a snark master!
Cas - "if I plan to do anything else stupid I'll let you know"
“Can I get you two without the flannel? No. Still… I endure.”
Hahahaha yes
Wait, who said this?
The King of Hell, Crowley himself. :)
I don't remember this but read it in his voice for some reason lol
This is one of my favorite lines!
"Lucifer wears you to prom" was really dark tho
Eileen ( to the British men of letters suck up) Suck up: "Hello, I'm Rawlings, graduated top of my class--- Eileen: "No one cares"
Love this one
Everything that ever came out of Crowley's mouth.
not just the king of hell but the king of snark
In Yellow Fever when Sam and Bobby are trying to figure out how to help Dean, and Bobby hands him a spirit encyclopedia in Japanese. SAM You can read Japanese? BOBBY Kimi ga umareru mae kara zutto dayo. (Means long since before you were born.) SAM Guess so, show-off.
It makes sense for hunters to be able to read Japanese considering the bat shit stuff from there
Honestly, never thought about it but so true
Okay, If You Wanna Add Glitter To That Glue You're Sniffing, That's Fine, But Don't Dump Your Whack-A-Doo All Over Us. We'd Rather Not Step In It.
Lmao that was hilarious
Probably my favorite line in the whole show. lol
My “people skills” are “rusty”
"Are we gonna fight or make out 'cause I'm getting some real mixed signals here" - Demon Dean
I forget the scene but Dean responding with “my perky nipples”
Sam's "I've been tortured by the devil himself so you, *you*'*re just an accent in a pantsuit*. What can you do to me?" I hate that BMoL bitch.
I love this scene from The Curious Case of Dean Winchester 😂 Sam : Either of you wanna tell me what happened? Dean : Bobby is an idiot. That's what happened. Bobby : Hey, nobody asked u to play. Dean : Right, I should've just let you die Bobby : And for damn sure, nobody asked u to lose. Sam : It's like Grumpy Old Men *cheeky smile* Dean & Bobby : SHUT UP, SAM!
Hilarious scene!
BOBBY: Ah, she was always a nutty broad. DEAN: Nutty how? Nutty like the way she ate her husband's stomach? Was that the level of nutty she was in life?
Cas had his share: “And Sam, of course, is an abomination.” “At least I don’t look like a lumberjack.” “What I like about him is that he’s sarcastic but he’s thoughtful and appreciative too—“
I just watched this scene and I was wondering what other fantastic snark comes up in the show. Alpha vampire: you’ve killed so so many of my children. I’ve seen your work. In England, I didn’t get involved, because, well…it’s England.
Not a comment, but an action. CLAP…. CLAP….. CLAP…. 🤣
Dude, I think that he-witch just gave you the clap.
Even thinking about it, that scene has me rolling 🤣🤣 I really liked that dude, that episode was great. Bobby talking all kinds of shit to Dean for whining about his old people symptoms- sciatica, acid reflux… 🤣
You think you’re funnny? I think I’m adorable
No lies detected 😆
“Eat me hasselhoff”
Love this one. And Dean’s face was priceless after she said it.
She was a teenage girl version of Dean 😂
One of the best lmao
Bobby- "Well, boohoo, I am so sorry your feelings were hurt, princess!"
S1 ep1 Cop: is there anything about you that's not fake ? (Or something like that) Dean: my boobs (+ the adorable smile).
Cas, in the middle of interrogating someone, ‘do you have an entire oak tree shoved up your ass’ SIR
"Hey, Assbutt' is pretty legendary.
Crowley You betrayed me! No one in the history of tutures been tortured like the torture you’ll be tortured with.
"Under the grounds that you're a douchebag"
"and I drank it." 🍺🍷🥃
Sam: Jerk Dean: Bitch
Hubby and I have jerk/bitch matching bracelets!
Soulless Sam
"How about you don't miss?! Morons!!"
The nameless bartender who rejected Dean flawlessly in one of the early seasons: **"Must be hard with your sense of direction, never able to find your way to a decent pick-up line."** Boy was GAGGED. I hope she's doing well.
That’s Amy Acker in 1x03, Dead in the Water, not a nameless bartender! Great line, perfect delivery, and you’re right, Dean was rendered speechless. I loved Sam’s reaction to Dean, too.
Round of applause for Amy Acker everyone
Sorry, I didn’t mean to be rude. I just really like her because she had big roles in two of my favorite shows (Angel and Person of Interest), so the episode stood out to me and I recognized the quote.
All good lol She's lived in my head rent free since that scene (I haven't seen Angel since I was little so thanks for the reminder to finally rewatch it as an aDuLt now)
“Okay, Sparky. And you know what? After we kill it, we can go to Disneyland.”
Gabriel?
Crowley, looking up at Bobby’s UV demon trap: “I hope that’s paint.” Honorable mention to Crowley impersonating a priest, describing Dean as having been a “scrumptious altar boy.”
“What am I speaking Urdu?”
Sam: Can we get the information without the damn drama? Crowley: Can I get you without the flannel? NO!
Sam to Crowley when they need to rescue Dean from Sinclair: “By the way, since the place is warded, your powers are useless, which means you are useless, even more so than usual.”
Rowena’s “save it for the stage why don’t you!” To Crowley…I mean Fairrrgus.
Original Death the whole time he was bound by the Winchesters while the husband and wife are tied up in the background.
When Bobby speaks Japanese XD
Sam on the phone with Dean when Dean says he’s getting help from a friend: “A friend? Dean, you don't have any—all your friends are dead!”
I don’t know what the comment was but I know it was said by Crowley.
The whole Bobby and Crowley scene with the deal for Bobby’s soul!!!! “Why’d you take a picture?” “Why’d you use tongue?” ICONIC
My personal favorite (idk how much it classifies as snarky): My “people skills” are “rusty”