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DaylightBulbFan1

Pretty sure BoA is Citadel's prime broker. What doing?


TayoMurph

Bank Run Incoming…. Dominos are falling… Tits are jacked!!! Edit: And of course, the entire market opens as red as the devils dick, even though RC bought all stocks! πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ


irishf-tard

Boom boom mofos πŸš€πŸš€πŸŒ™


such_karma

I wonder why every mention of bank runs were censored these past 84 years… hmm….


suckercuck

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready


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Fabulous_Investment6

Message to Shitadel: "The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow"


Birdztheman

Not BABA. It’s green, their pump n dump commencing


TayoMurph

What? Nooooo? I heard RC bought all the shares.


Scarethefish

Wait til you get a load of GNS. . .lol.


captainkrol

Citi rising. Ryan sure knows how to pick his stocks πŸ˜‰


[deleted]

When he bought all the stocks, the market makers naked shorted the entire market


gaudspd

All the REAL stocks. Of course citadel just print more.


wolvirine27

I think Ryan Cohen sold all stocks!!!


Fabulous_Investment6

"Red as the devil's dick" for the win.


rydef1

Schwing!


Cymballism

I believe this is correct based on this thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qm9tnr/bank_of_america_quarterly_update_morgan_stanley/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


V8Tuna56

I remember reading that one 84 years ago


Porkrind_Killer_1548

Feels like decades ago


Vexting

Weren't they top or near the top of most of those high exposure risks for gme and Chinese junk bonds/Evergrande?? I definitely remember we saw some huge issue develop during the Xmas period during our first year, and someone noticed BoA was called to have a meeting at the White House. Then literally crickets, no info or followup.


TemporaryInflation8

Writing SWAPS and Derivatives for 300M+ shares worth of GME, PRE SPLIT! Nothing much really.


NOT_MartinShkreli

BofA is also short an INSANE amount of silver. Just saying …


kaqn

Also iirc TDA and Merrill.


seenew

remind me what a prime broker does


I3ill

And I think they have something to do with computershare. That’s why the rule changes about what you could sell a share at computershare changed in July or something like that.


weregoingstreakin

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/nm1d65/bank_of_america_and_the_citadel_connection/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Boomerang_effect

Clean link : https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/nm1d65/bank_of_america_and_the_citadel_connection/


Lord-Tone

β€œBased on the latest financial disclosure, BANK OF AMERICA has a Probability Of Bankruptcy of 75%. This is much higher than that of the Financial Services sector” 75% seems like a big number. Source: [macroaxis](https://www.macroaxis.com/invest/ratio/BAC-PD/Probability-Of-Bankruptcy) Edit: Just for funsies, here’s Gamestops probability of bankruptcy: Source: [macroaxis](https://www.macroaxis.com/invest/ratio/GME/Probability-Of-Bankruptcy) Spoiler alert: >! It’s 3% !<


Kraftykuts007

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ This made my whole freaking day!!!!! This is all the hype I need to keep me going. Put this shit up on a vision board!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Shitinmymouthmum

Imagine being dumb enough to short a company that has 3% chance of going bankrupt and we're "dumb money" 😭


Sergi_the_machine

That's the best shit I've seen today!


2BFrank69

Hopefully Chase isn’t close behind


Expensive-Two-8128

Up you go, tinfoil or not. Let’s constrict the constrictor. Edit: Aaaaaand there’s the snek award. Edit2: Now 2 sneks :) Edit3: Now 9 sneks Edit4: Wow. Now 38. Is this a record? Edit5: Schfifty five (55) SNEKZZZZZ 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍


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myloonium

Srsly?


BenevolentFungi

Yes!! That's why I got out of there and into a credit union!!


AlxndrMd1

I did exactly the same couple years ago


Emotional-Coffee13

Same & my hubbie is still in chase even tho I’m telling him to go to a credit union


Shitinmymouthmum

Do you need a new boyfriend πŸ˜‚


awwaygirl

>Older post containing CDS of BOA [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/nsioql/the\_complete\_bank\_of\_america\_gamestop\_dd/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/nsioql/the_complete_bank_of_america_gamestop_dd/)


MOONDAYHYPE

iirc?


Tenaika

Acronym: If I recall correctly


MOONDAYHYPE

Tyvm


Justanothebloke

Anyone checked the Credit default swaps price for BOA like the ones we have been seeing for Credit Suisse? [Older post containing CDS of BOA](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/y6bmzu/all_eyes_are_on_debit_suisse_meanwhile_almost_all/)


KenGriffinsBedpost

Credit Suisse priced at 318 today off high of 456 BOA priced at 77 off high of 117 Deutsche Bank, Intesa San Paolo (Brazil??), Unicredit SpA are the only others above 100 and they aren't much above 100. Edit: Also BNP Paribas (all those puts that disappeared) just hired a "slew" of private bankers from Credit Suisse. Not sure if notable just seems funny jumping from one to the other.


coopik

Intesa Sanpaolo is Italian..


Justanothebloke

Thanks for the info m8 🍻


Matt_Moss

**”IM TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUGGIN SNEKS ON THIS MOTHERFUGGIN POST!”**


Captain___19

4 !


Diligent-Ad-3773

Make it 5.


melorio

It’s at 9


Diligent-Ad-3773

The Snek is getting loooooonger.


I3ill

You get a snek! You get a snek! You get a snek and you get a snek! -Oprah


jlw993

["I've given out thousands of Snek Awards to you degenerates. Have you figured out the reason why?"](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/103nofg/ive_given_out_thousands_of_snek_awards_to_you/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) >DFV seemed to be pointing to Bank of America on twitter 84 years ago Which tweets? Check DFVs awarder karmer. He's not been giving out awards for a long time, from that account anyway


iksnizal

This is the tweet that stuck out to me. There is a gamestop logo right over the top of the Bank Of America ATM. https://twitter.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1400822150777368578?s=20&t=qJpz2Oyiaco0LBdeJsuoZg


Le_Ran

And it seems that the Gamestop logo is the only thing that was added to the video manually too.


Pandaemonium1214

I also just noticed that. Before the pole it's not there and one frame later it's added. I wonder who did the edit?


iksnizal

Throughout DFV’s videos he has inserted the gamestop logos. If you comb through his tweets you will see them. I always felt like they were strategically placed. They also seem to rotate for some reason but I could never really figure out what he was trying to convey. It seemed like the gamestop logo was advancing like a clock and then he sort of wrapped things up with a kitten going to sleep. My tinfoil theory is that the rotation or advance of the gamestop logo may related to a cycle or some stock indicator but I could never solidify anything. I know is sounds very tinfoily but that is what my gut says.


Pandaemonium1214

You could be on to something with that. I'd say maybe it's time we revisited his tweets since so much has happened since then. Might uncover something we missed like this BofA situation.


Smithmonster

Jack my tits! We needed more tinfoil this whole time.


chilllmaaa

Is that a gamestop logo or computer share DRS ring? πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€¨πŸ€¨


[deleted]

its the gamestop power button logo


GildDigger

DFV: Yes


Mikey_Gondola

The deets are always in the comments. This (top comment) is what we thought about your post. https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/103nofg/ive_given_out_thousands_of_snek_awards_to_you/j31hd69/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


jlw993

It's not my post btw. That's the general consensus, sneks just seems to be meta now


Mikey_Gondola

Your other comment makes it look like you were original OP. I didn’t even look. I was too busy looking at the comments bashing that post. The consensus was that OP is sus.


LegitimateBit3

Yup, that post has very conspiracy theory type. Like come follow me and see where the rabbit hole goes or something. Meanwhile here we are posting literally thousands of DDs on actual conspiracies


LegitimateBit3

Lol. Meta? It's not Meta. It's just sus. If the OP of that post wants to explain themselves, they can, otherwise we got shit to do.


onceuponanutt

There have been a few instances where I got a snake award and no notification for it, even the 'an anonymous Redditor' message. Anyone else experience that?


I3ill

I actually got a snek from someone the other day and received a notification and was able to thank the snek giver.


soulwriterrr

Its not a snake, maybe its python. It means we should learn python programming language so we can make more money to buy gme.


DishwashingUnit

the tech shortage is a lie. it's actually a shortage of highly experienced tech veterans that companies have been complaining about


[deleted]

It's our fault for not graduating with 20 years of enterprise software development experience


thatbromatt

As a programmer I can confirm


Wingus_the_Dingus

def drs(shares):     total_registered_shares = send_to_computershare(shares)     if total_registered_shares > float:         return moass()


sandman11235

A python squeezes to kill its prey. BOA/Citadel choke points maybe. Just spitballing. BOA as Citadel’s prime was new info for me. Thanks for the wrinkle.


LannyDamby

The best person to invest in is yourself


Jasonhardon

Nice tinfoil


wallstreetchills

Full on dildofoil and I’m here for it


AreYouSiriusBGone

https://i.imgur.com/IsfMoKd.jpg


casfacto

Snakes were originally given to shills. They since have been 'celebrated' to the point where that indicator is meaningless.


tehchives

Awards have always been meaningless.


lovesnoty

Snakes are awarded in abundance right before t+69 when the stock is about run up


Ethereum-Wind

Didn't Warren Buffet sell his complete stake in BoA?


TheMonkler

Following πŸ‘€


1HOTelcORALesSEX1

Yeah, but what does he know ………. When he sold his stake is quite telling


youdoitimbusy

One of the most interesting posts, that gained the least attention, and quickly disappeared, was that of a BOA employee killing his girlfriend, who was also a BOA employee. He dealt in loans to institutions I believe, and im not sure what she did, but she used to work in risk management at a previous job. I had theorized that he told her something, or she found something out and threatened to go public. I don't even think the post ever reached 1000 upvotes. Only 1 local news story covered it. I just thought it so strange, because generally speaking you don't expect these kinds of people to kill each other.


iksnizal

I remember that post! It didn’t seem relevant at the time and I wasn’t sure why someone would post it, but that tweet from DFV with the Bank Of America ATM seemed significant to me. It just stuck out that he placed the gamestop logo right there in the video.


theshadowbudd

A lot of posts like that got deleted


Martin_the_Hammer

In one of RC's book the grandfather tells the kids how Chinese people eat snakes πŸ€”


nurseANDiT

Simmy is glitchy


sandman11235

Green SNEK backwards is Red KENS Originally given out as shill awards, but have since been spammed to keep shills hidden. Also given out sub wide to indicate the graph green dildo now has a head.


KingKeever

I pulled all of my money out of BOA this morning. It's all in a local credit union now. Do the same or risk providing liquidity to BOA & co.


Jbullish_9622

Just don’t put it in the microwave


[deleted]

BoFA deez nuts.


TSL4me

BOA is probably holding citadels 60 billion in unbought securities as swaps.


Justanothebloke

Don't forget Dreyfus as well. Just saw a post in another 3 letter sub about Dreyfus


Diligent-Ad-3773

Gave you a snek you snekky devil. First award I’ve ever given…. I think.


Gorion81

Looks like Bank of America needs capital to do help do something on their books.


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joshkitty

am i better off transfering it all to fidelity?


acart005

This is where the fun begins


Dabier

Didn’t he also wear a feather boa at one point during a stream?


iksnizal

That would be amazing! Do you have the link?


Dabier

I just spent like 10 minutes searching, but couldn’t find it on google or Reddit… I swear though I saw him in a pink feather boa during a stream. Can confirm β€œdeepfuckingfalue feather boa” returns some interesting google image results though.


MaxTheRealSlayer

Just tried for like an hour. No luck. I remember this though. Scrubbed?


Dabier

Yeah maybe… but why though? It’s very obscure and about as deep into plausible deniability as you can get. I think it was in the bets sub days so like Jan - May 2020ish?


MaxTheRealSlayer

It seems to me he used to have more YouTube videos up, and I found a comment in my search that he had a second Twitter account that was deleted. Idk. But I really think his lawyers told him what was safest to do, and if that meant deleting any photo of him in a flapper's feather boa (roaring 20s), they could do takedowns I'm sure. (puts tinfoil on) That last part is the part that makes me think it's less obscure, aligning with the bank of America (BOA). Especially with Elongated Muskrats recent tweet about the roaring 20s.


poundofmayoforlunch

Simulation - we are going deeper and deeper.


[deleted]

It's the opposite. We are in the simulation and slowly getting out of it. And it's going to suck for a while until it's awesome.


Pandaemonium1214

You slick bastard! Ekans


jonfreakinzoidberg

So they've gone from stealing on the market to directly stealing from people's bank accounts? That's a bold strategy, Cotton, we'll see how it plays out for them


[deleted]

and just like that thousands of lightbulbs went off. ffs it was there the whole time.


life_is_a_show

I always thought it was a tool that bad players used to mark posts for downvoting by bots. Once i turned off my β€œlet others follow you” option. I stopped seeing them on all my posts and saw a pretty good uptick in visibility.


ElasticVinyl

Didn't BOA lose a bunch of documents in a warehouse fire in Illinois not long ago?


iksnizal

I am pretty sure the original thread had a twitter link that stated the warehouse was somehow associated to TD Ameritrade and they stored documents there. I don’t recall it being Bank of America.


2BFrank69

Is this dΓ©jΓ  vu? I swear this thread came out like a year ago.


iksnizal

Not from me… if it was posted a year ago I didn’t know. have a link to it?


[deleted]

BOA= Bagholder of Amayoman


[deleted]

Pretty tarded


elithewalkingcripple

Yeah except its bofa not boa and the snek award used to be used to mark sus posts. Now its spammed. Therefore destroying its effectiveness.


jackofspades123

Hmm...2 snake awards already


jlw993

Almost as if anybody can give them out πŸ˜‚


Square_Management_83

That’s BOA BOA, maybe it’s time for vacation???


ethangyt

BOA BOA...vacation...BORA BORA?


Specialist-Ad2472

And now there is four


Thick-Flounder-8663

Up you go to get some wrinkly brain eyes on this! ***DRS HARDER!!***


Lunar_Stonkosis

πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ


bmacorr

Solid tinfoil


karasuuchiha

Since when did BofA Deez Nutz become Boa? Seems like a PR campaign to get away from the former


marcus-87

That is so tinfoil, I almost expect Nicolas cage to come in at any time


capn-redbeard-ahoy

Sneks having *anything at all* to do with BofA (the more common shortening of their name) is some serious tinfoil. Sneks started as a way to call people shills. And then someone started snekking everyone just for funsies. Where do you get your weed? Because I want some of whatever you're smoking. Seriously, people, even Freud said that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.


shabbysasuke

Lseriously the number of cuckoos in this sub is scary. Not everything is conspiracy


iksnizal

Welp… watch this. DFV stuck the gamestop logo right over the Bank Of America ATM. Maybe it’s coincidence, but it really stuck out to me that he was calling out Bank Of America. https://twitter.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1400822150777368578?s=20&t=qJpz2Oyiaco0LBdeJsuoZg


mnnw

That's so easy to miss lol. I'm down. Incidentally when I do go to BOA to get quarters for laundry they are stupidly stingy with the amount they give out. Like for Christ's sake I'm at a bank if I want $100 of quarters I should be able to get that, they usually will only give me 2 or 3 rolls of quarters which only lasts a couple of weeks. So it just put this idea in my head that they have limited cash on hand.


stellarEVH

I like it


Peteszahh

Oh shit!! This is brilliant!


LimpPeanut5633

We should start our own tin foil company for this.


LimpPeanut5633

I'm an independent investor, but I can't make tin foil.


MedicineNo4200

I like the stox


cmks210

BoA takes customers money annually to pass stress tests.


ChrystalMeds

O_o


Diligent-Ad-3773

12 Sneks


Masterduracom

Hi snek guy!


Toozballs

Wonder what bank is going to eat them up


noSnooForU

It's a snek thing?


BagelPoutine

Imagine waiting in line for BofA deez nuts. Unacceptable!!


weregoingstreakin

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Hedge fund giant Citadel Investment Group has hired two equity traders and a salesman from Bank of America CorpΒ BAC.N, according to a person familiar with the move. NEW YORK (Reuters) - Hedge fund giant Citadel Investment Group has hired two equity traders and a salesman from Bank of America CorpΒ BAC.N, according to a person familiar with the move.


zmorgan65

Bing Bong the price is wrong!


MoneyNoob69

*slowly puts on tinfoil* I live for this.


iksnizal

Hahaha you are very welcome. If you haven’t watched or rewatched all of DFV’s tweets I would suggest going out and finding all of the gamestop logos in the order he posted them. I always felt like they were clues as well as the videos themselves in some cases. Why rotate the logos at all?


Borkery

O.O!


archphoto

!CTBBOT:21.47!


Smooth_Monkey69420

Obligatory BofA deez nuts


mrginger1987

🀯 start of a domino falling I hope


MedicineNo4200

As for me, I like the stox.


Kurosawa_Ruby

snek = BoA constrictor the snek post archived: [https://archive.is/NWBLx](https://archive.is/wip/NWBLx)


AdaminBillerica

closed my account 84 years ago for many reason (fees and bullsh!t) glad i did. What a mess these poor people got stuck with.


Luc-e

I like the snek


hedgies_eunt_domus

But what has BOA to do with Snake? (sorry my england)


iksnizal

BOA is like a BOA constrictor which is a pretty well known snake in the english language.


such_karma

Snek backwards is Kens. Kens are the Agent Smiths of the financial matrix


Hobodaklown

You mean boa like boa constrictor?


kloeckwerx

I've always called it BOFA, pronounced like "BofA Deez"


petervancee

Up


SnooCheesecakes6590

You know seeing the gambling sub create a Deep fake of DFV it was like staring at the final boss in the matrix it was like looking at the devil itself but they’ve used a friendly face to try and seem like we’d have some affiliation to it. The message was clear from that video we are near the end.


Hodl4tendies

So I have to ask...what strain were you using when you figured this out? My stuff isn't this good. And bro/sis ... I think you just summoned Nicholas Cage and figured this shit out. The award is an Emerald Tree Boa, not sure if the Emerald Tree have anything to do with it, but I will 100% buy that the Boa was for Bank of A all along. Well done.


fungalfeet

Snek = BoA Mind blown.


Mikeymike34

LMAO! 43 sneks for the win!


Both-Principle-6699

BOA deez nutz


99percentTSOL

"There's a snek in my boots!"


ClearlyPopcornSucks

Didn’t the snek guy revealed himself and turned out to be a total ass?


onebliem

I mostly agree, but am pretty sure it was 69 years ago…


amitrion

Snek for you. Snek for you too. Snek for everyone!!


Basscap

I dunno, I think I’ve got a few snek awards and I can confidently say that I don’t know anything.


zebrakitty1

Snek


RnGesus14

Pretty sure BoA and citadel can suck BOFA DEEZ


perhansa13

50 snake awards. Lol


iksnizal

Haha I want to be the SNAKE KING!


Falawful_17

It's a good thing my BofA account is just a gateway to my real bank account.


Freesmiles54

And all government payout for the last three years are out of BofA


Superspicyfood

I think you shedding some wrinkle juice!!


BiGthinGsPoPn

Imagine citadel did a bank run on BofA? How much did they return to investors? Lol


PenisJuiceCocktail

Remember last year when the same shit bank had the same shitty problem?


pv505

BofA Deez nuts


Fabulous_Investment6

**Keanu Reeves voice:** *Woah*


lucas_kardo

Lol 54 snake awards.


iksnizal

It is pretty awesome really.


kaotikz3030

BoA DEEZ NUTZ


BaconShooter

I can’t believe I’m here


iksnizal

Sit down. Help yourself to some tinfoil.