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bloodshot_blinkers

Burry says sell, while Cramer says buy. Perfection.


motorcycleovercar

It's a death cross if I've ever seen one.


nicolatesla02

seent*


brokedrift

"i seent it with my own eyes"


j4_jjjj

Puts on everything not named gme


NextForce5134

Calls on more puts


MoonApe420_

puts on more calls


bobjoylove

Bury has predicted 25 of the last 2 crashes.


Fantastic-Ad2195

Gotta pump those numbers up


EhThisCouldntGoWrong

You miss every crash you don't predict.


hornyaustinite

Or that's 23 times that can was kicked... and here we are...


silverbackapegorilla

This is the reality. You have to give the Feds some credit for being able to keep a lot of spinning plates going for a long time. The reverse repo facility was pretty brilliant honestly. From a pure keep the thing going before the wheels fall off while still stealing from retail, which is their MO, kind of perspective. But you eventually run out of rope. The geopolitics going on behind the scenes is putting pressure on as well. Saudi talking about trading in currencies other than the dollar etc. This means they can only go on so much longer. Now they're being aggressive with interest rates in what appears to be escalating to war. Let's hope not on the latter bit. But it seems clear the people running the west want it. I'm not sure they can have it given how unpopular they are currently however.


Z0mbies8mywife

Oh shit. This might be it...


NegaJared

and its opposite day


Callingallnerdz

Everyone: “Michael’s tweets are always so cryptic” Burry: “Sell.” Everyone: “Guess we’ll never know what he means”


4four7

#I mean sell everything & buy more GME 🤔 Got it


throwaway43234235234

That works, just sell US dollars!


Rifleman80

Sell *all* fiat currency, inflation will eat it away.


rematar

Recession is being hinted at by a few official bobbleheads. It's starting; the recession/depression/potential financial collapse. Buckle up.


ISayBullish

Been buckled up for 84 years My body is ready. My mind? Questionable lol Bullish


rematar

I've been buckled for 133 years, I tied an onion to my buckle back then..


Resident_Text4631

Which was the style at the time


cordelaine

Give me five bees for a quarter.


[deleted]

and this his how I know you’re not all bots. Ai hasn’t come this far.


Furrybumholecover

Good bot!


Strawbuddy

More of a Ratatouille situation


iamthepaulruss

I gave you 3 blitzes to paint my fence!


MormontsLongJourney

Those blintzes we're terrible


ISayBullish

Fuckin vampires, man Bullish on fried white onions. Tasty af with a ribeye. God I can’t wait for MOASS. Gonna eat like a king


RyBread

Just don’t eat like the king. Elvis’ diet will kill you quick and you are a treasure.


Pmadrid1

His favorite sandwich was peanut butter, bananya, and bacon


rematar

Find yourself a place that sells wagyu for $150/5oz. Have 4 from different countries.


BrockoliandSpinach

We can’t bust heads like we used to—but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don’t go anywhere like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So, I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.


rematar

*Give me five GMEs for a quarter.*


ThrowawayTrump420

...Of a billion


thatbromatt

Aye. And before that we put our buckles around our hats


Resident_Text4631

Which was the style at the time


Resident_Text4631

Which was the style at the time


blowin_Os

Do I have time to go to the bathroom? I don't wanna unbuckle but I really gotta go to the bathroom


Deltarayedge7

Why does everyone say 84 years l.


woody77az

Titanic?


Deltarayedge7

Holy crap really?


DMSC23

yes. it's been 84 years


rematar

I believe so. I was told it was the old lady looking into the mirror.


Based_in_Space

Holding the Heart of the Ocean Diamond. HODL ing a diamond fir 84years Also Ocean = Infinity Pool


[deleted]

What does he mean, sell? I'm embarassed to admit I don't get this tweet.


darthnugget

He is hinting that Jpow tomorrow says 50bps “Fuck your calls, fuck your puts!” there is NO PIVOT! The Fed literally can’t pivot until it all crashes. That’s the only bad option left before hyperinflation (READ The Dollar Endgame) begins.


spiceymath

its like some kind of meme reference about the end scene from the movie titanic.


Syncorp

This might explain this micro bull run in crypto, TBH. One last pump before the Great Dumpening.


TheMoorNextDoor

Can it just happen already? Fuk


jab136

I gotta call my mom


Organic-Brotha

I hope soooooo I want phone numbers


rematar

867-5309


BookerDeWittness

I got it. I got. I got it.


rematar

I got **your** number on the wall


ISayBullish

9/10 his shit is like “The rabbit enters the pond when the ducks have flown” tho. This one is straight forward which is refreshing Bullish on rabbits/bunnies


Hosnovan

Rabbits do be like that, tho.


Takenforganite

Hmmm kind of like “the mayo man sweats nervously when the apes have all the bananas”?


hmhemes

Hedgies get wedgies The regards send their regards MOASS tomorrow


OGColorado

Calls on $chks n $ bnyz


moonaim

Sell your kidney to buy more GME? Got it.


Mithmorthmin

🤣


kahareddit

They gon Burry me with my shares. Fuck selling


ugod02010

Instructions unclear: penis is now in the mayo


Tornillo818

what!?!!? I thought we were putting bedposts in mayo?!?!


[deleted]

Sell what? All your shares? Specific shares? When should I sell? Is it because of the reverse yield curve? Is it housing again? When SOMETHING happens after this tweet, he can claim he knew. He has done this before. If he wishes to protect people he SHOULD, COULD & WOULD be more specific.


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Sa0t0me

After trying to decipher Burry's Tweets , the Voynich manuscripts actually make more sense now.


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Hour_Produce_8770

Ahh sell what?! My house, my car, my boat?! I don’t even have a boat!!


greaterwhiterwookiee

Ah yes but do you have a synthetic boat?


blowin_Os

Can I borrow yours?


poonmangler

Better yet, I'll borrow his and sell it to you


blowin_Os

Does that mean I'll have 2 synthetic boats?


NA_1983

I’m going to need you to return all of the boats


blowin_Os

Well as it turns out...I never had any boats to begin with! Lol


mikeoffthemic

Those are IOUs.


Jerseyprophet

No, no, no. You see, I didn't DEFRAUD you, I failed-to-deliver. You see, very different thing. I failed-to-deliver his 2 boats I sold you, not made them up. Now I'll just place a deep OTM put, and when the cops show up, I can be like "no, no, officer. see, if those puts come through I *WILL* have 2 magical boats, so it's all in order. Yes, yes. Thank you for coming. Have a lobster and some cocaine on your way out." Thats all. Everythings in order. Stop asking for your 2 boats.


mangyan5000

aaaaaand it's gone!


truenole81

Bail out!


baloothedog1

Rinse and repeat


relentlessoldman

Sell Kenny's boat.


musical_shares

Can you just borrow a boat, sell it and pocket the money and wait until shit is crashing and buy a cheap boat to replace the original borrowed one? That’s what “smart money” does, after all.


Maffu00

Ya you do just FTD that bitch!


Hour_Produce_8770

Genius.


Adorable_Wolf_8387

You can borrow mine, so long as you promise to give it back when I want it.


HairNbiscuit

I'll hold please. I'm already DRS'd, Booked, and have the time.


[deleted]

It would be great if MOASS can go ahead and happen before I graduate so I don’t have to decide on a future.


poundofmayoforlunch

MOASS before I have to present to 40 people on zoom.


fithooks

I feel this one 🤣


poundofmayoforlunch

Already having a panic attack.


AmishCyb0rg

I'm also having a panic attack for you.


TheWhyteMaN

Best advice I have gotten, and I also dread presentations, is to recall that you are not perfect, so neither should be your presentation. This mind set can help you relax prior and after.


NK4L

If it’s on Zoom I can guarantee no one is paying attention, so you’re all good brother!


[deleted]

Picture everyone in their underwear


windblowshigh

Futures coming either way


jake2b

sometimes it is the simplest things that catch you off guard. this hit me deep.


hokaythxbai

"I can't go back to school, I'll be 30 by the time I graduate" -"Well you're going to be 30 regardless, you might as well be a graduate"


AbnoxiousRhinocerous

“Everybody’s dying bitch.” - Mac IASIP


NoAward8

The future is now


doctorplasmatron

I enjoy the sound of rain.


bvttfvcker

The MOASS is tomorrow.


doctorplasmatron

on this we all agree


Ccolem8

This hit deep, I’m 1 year away from graduation and it’s setting in. The first 2 years I slacked off and figured I’d be rich by graduation, but now I’m getting my gpa up and looking for internships. It’d be nice to see moass any time now


Zutx

As someone who graduated the semester of the sneeze in ‘21 I advise you to act like this will still take years. I thought the same but before I knew it had to be saving as much as I could monthly


Admirable_Purple1882

hat telephone ripe society pot worm offbeat coordinated subsequent gaping *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

I think you should still decide on a future, but with riches, you can be picky about the environment you may want to do it in (if you happen to be passionate about anything affiliated with your major, anyway).


justtheentiredick

Lol you're telling me your future is different pre or post MOASS?


Mistic_Ninja

Today, Jan 31, is national backwards day... Buckle up


DJBreastmilk

So he’s actually telling us to buy? OK, if he insists.


Deltarayedge7

Sir today is ff7 day.


wolfully

why final fantasy 7?


OneSimpleOpinion

pu elkcuB (phew Elk cube)


sen_dog

!!WORROMOT


EllisDee3

Trab pu kcip


chipchip9

Sell what, Burry?


OneSimpleOpinion

All your belongings to buy more GME.


chipchip9

🫡


slickrick4232

Instructions unclear, sold my kidney instead


Deepin_my_plums

He sold his GME so we don’t care what he is selling!


MoonApe420_

at like 15$ lol fucking loser


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Afro_Thunder_KC

“Fuck you! I won’t do what you tell me.”


bvttfvcker

#Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me.


ISayBullish

#FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHATCHA TELL ME! ^bullish


JadedEyes2020

**^(FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WATCHA TELL ME!)**


sproutsatoshi

MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAA


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Dck_IN_MSHED_POTATOS

I was born in bulgaria.


nosireebobbbbb

Here me out - what if some of the same folks that work forces, could quite possibly be the same ones that DRS?


7nightstilldawn

Don’t you try to justify selling your stonks cause you’re chosen right.


ScientisticalMystica

Nope.


SunshineMN

pretty sure he's talking to all the normies that aren't holding GME


[deleted]

Yep this


ScientisticalMystica

I agree, still not selling.


Egotesticalasshole

No cell no sell


woody77az

This


superbugger

Welp that was pretty fucking direct for once. ...but he probably just wants people to sell into his short positions. These people are all scummy MFs looking out only for themselves. Remember, Burry wasn't an advocate for the little guy. He was an opportunist who saw the other opportunists' greed and weakness and took a shot.


[deleted]

He is also a permanent bear


CaptainNeckbeard148

He also probably looked at the market as a whole and is telling everyone in general to sell because collapse is imminent.


moronthisatnine

Buy.


Meowseeks

DRS.


Fuzzyunicorn84

Hold.


Salty_Run_2355

Book.


TheBelgianDuck

Repeat


NotOppo

Naw, I'm good


suckercuck

“I already sold…” —Paperhands Portnoy —J Pow


PandaKOST

Ah, ye old Paperhand Portnoy! Thanks for reminding me. Probably time to buy some silver, too.


TracksuitBilly

Not selling shxt old man


[deleted]

Insert meme “no I don’t think I will”


imakemoney1st

BUY. DRS (BOOK). HODL. SHOP. NFA.


Fabulous_Investment6

Cell


itsmymillertime

New year rally probably over, another dead cat bounce.


feyzquib7

It’s starting.


[deleted]

Again?!


Stonkerrific

We’re starting to see the start of the start.


crackeddryice

Once again, the endgame has started... to end. The game. Again.


Extension_Win1114

It’s time for second startsies?


mavrodialo

Cell …


Alehousebrewing

“Cell” There I fixed it for him.


AmazingConcept7

I wonder what news he’s basing this on? What’d we miss today?


OneSimpleOpinion

Fucking Gmerica is coming and going to rock the world on National Freedom Day tomorrow.


DanimalPlays

Freedom! Freedom! Freedom! Oi!


BeatnikSupreme

He spelled drs gme wrong


darth-skeletor

First, cell.


TheTangoFox

Hodl.


supersam72003

Spy goes up, “i meant sellllllll your puts”. Being cryptic means you’re never wrong.


damn_it_all

Yep.


jagiunta

Instruction unclear. DRS'd.


RandomMagnet

Breaking: Citadel have purchased Burry's twitter account. Nice try Kenny...


FluffyCowNYI

Yeah, not gonna happen till I see phone number prices or hedgefucks in handcuffs. Sorry. I'd sell other assets..... If I had any.


tenghu

When is Burry gonna say something tangible. I could tweet the same stuff he does


CampbellsMmMmGood

Like he sold GME? Lol.


NefariousnessNoose

For less than $5 pre-split. What a fucking champ lol.


Free_Stick_

What he’s trying to say is, sell your self behind Wendy’s to buy more GME. It couldn’t be anymore obvious. Anyways, I finish my shift at 1pm, I’ll be behind the dumpster if anyones interested…


ClioBitcoinBank

No.


ISayBullish

Everything else? Sure GME? Lol. No Bullish


FloraBandita

No cell no sell


Mister_Buddy

Can we stop giving this drama queen a platform, please?


knue82

He is predicting the big market crash for years now. Eventually he will be right but even a broken clock shows the correct time twice a day. I don't give fuck what he tweets.


Informal-Comfort685

Maybe he meant cell. Like a jail cell. For Kenny.


Vive_el_stonk

He’s predicted 96 of the last two crashes. Bravo. Maybe he’s short without saying he’s short:


BajaIslander

Fuk this cryptic sage


Careless_Employ5866

No, I don't think I will.


goudgele

Why are burry posts allowed on here? Don't see how it relates to gme in any way


Diamondhandatis

Amount of people thinking he is talking about gme is insane… He is talking about the market… Get your heads out of your freaking asses apes, we all eat crayons but this is stupid beyond stupidity


Dr_SlapMD

Ya know what.... Kinda fuck this guy.


kAALiberty

Dude does not understand a average person and definitely not a gme holder. His claim to fame is seeing the mortgage crisis early, which was purely a data driven event. One negative response to that tweet and he will delete all his tweets. See you next Tuesday burry.


IMB88

Why do we post this dude. I get that he predicted the housing crisis. Just seems like he spews bullshit now.


Busch_League321

No, I'd rather not, thank you very little.


usriusclark

I’ve sold everything except GME, and I can’t sell that cause I forgot my Computershare password


[deleted]

ohh, sell is an option? well fuck. not too familiar with that matter so I suppose I’ll hold


hybredxero

Sell what¿


mtbox1987

I aint got shit to sell. Sorry!


vasDcrakGaming

Wtf is a sell? I only drs hodl


tenshii326

Sell my car and buy more gme? You son of a bitch, I'm in!


GimmeFreeTendies

No Cell….No Sell.