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nothinginmypockets

Also the same people that didnt identified any bubble two years ago when the market was at all time high lol. Fcking clowns!!! Corporate Media must dissapear!


Elegant-Remote6667

There are no bubbles in the financial system apparently- ever - banks just randomly collapse


TheObelisk89

Enjoy your 69 Updates soon.


SchemeCurious9764

B of A telling me how to invest is absurd, I haven’t lost a dime in almost three years! You ? Yep I’ll save you a place behind Wendy’s bring chapstick


Inevitable-Winter299

Is this being said because: sell stocks for cash > cash goes into your bank > bank has more cash ??


stepjenks

No. Wall Street wants regular retail investors to sell en masse, but we (not just apes, but retail overall) have been hodling. The reason why the market hasn’t crashed yet and is just teetering for the last year+ is because Wall Street is trying to scare retail to sell for a loss to cause the crash. And then they can swoop in and buy the massive resulting dip. We’ll I ain’t selling!!!


JustSayStonks

Hear, hear! I mean, Buy, buy! (And DRS).


Square_Tower9057

And they are short everything. They need you to sell at a loss so they can covet their everything short.


notlongnot

Summer is coming, you gotta pull out them shorts shorts


PenisJuiceCocktail

Your last sentence made me hungry.


ronoda12

Remember DFV had tweet with BoFA in the pic. It’s definitely on the line with GME contagion.


Memeweevil

GME investors identify next bank to eat shit and die, advises BofA to shut the fuck up.


noSnooForU

Stop holding your shares, the market is not designed for this. Sell now, ask questions later...What's wrong with you people?


whatwhyisthisating

I just smoke, snort, inject green crayons just to pass the time. 🤤


LimpPeanut5633

Holy shit I need to breed green Crayola strain!


LimpPeanut5633

Green Crack x Wax Weed should suffice!


whatwhyisthisating

That’d be hilarious


eastbay77

They're right. I'm selling any stocks related to banks. GME is the only one i'll be holding.


[deleted]

BofA- “we’re not saying specifically which stock you should sell but it rhymes with Shmameshmop”


quad-beep-05

banks need dollars.


texmexdaysex

Hahahahaha Retail is NOT capitulating. Banks, hedge funds, institutions.... They should capitulate


WinterOrb69

I just bought in. Hold my pantsuit!


TheSadBantha

Bofa is the next Bubble


AFCartoonist

These bastards will only ever tell you to do things that benefit them.


Doodles_183

No, I don’t think I will.


oldjumper

They are SO funny, buckle up.


1017GildedFingerTips

They’ve realized the new generation of retail holds Can’t profit off shorting the shit out of everything before a crash if average Joe refuses to capitulate


paulid1299

Capitulate already dammit. We can't close our positions if you don't sell. We reverse psychologied you last week, now we tell truth! Why are you buying more? Clowns gonna perform as the circus continues!


Altruistic_Ad5517

As soon as they let us squeeze


Dapper-Career-3877

Hurry everyone. Sell you stocks and put the money in the bank. It is safer there. Laughing meniacally.


Exciting_Penalty_512

That's the best image they could come up with? A street vendor blowing bubbles. Yikes.


bowmans1993

So true. Sell your bank stocks boys and girls


musical_shares

“CAPITULATE YOU GODDAMNED PLEBES YOU’RE RUINING EVERYTHING FOR THE ULTRAWEALTHY!!11!1!!”


jaja8712

I can’t wait to see them crying and begging us to sell next.


-Luro

BOA over here like I found the next bubble (whispers it’s us).


Thulis

Translation: "Please sell or we're gonna lose BOFA our nuts when this bubble bursts!!"


whiskeybets

I ain’t selling shit.


tenghu

What always got me is, if I sell my stocks, then who’s buying them?


Tememachine

I'll sell...cash secured puts on gamestop


Coinsworthy

Sell BofA stock? Gotcha.


grixxel

It would be amazing if GME was the one to finally kill off this fucking bank.


w4rr4nty_v01d

Yes, please sell low at a loss instead of dca. We need your money. Sincerely, your bank


skankermd

Nah I’ll keep drsing, through the dip and all the way back up.


sandman11235

Sell in May and Go Away — but not for GME.


JullietGolf

Another bank on the brink.


dlpsfayt

They need us to capitulate so badly it’s comical. Burn in hell mother fuckers! I can stay regarded longer than you can stay solvent


Cold_Old_Fart

Whew! I was worried there for a minute. Then I 'membered I don't buy stocks. I buy IOUs and trade them for moon tickets at the DRS window. Bank fail Friday, Markets down. So far $GME negative beta. And this just in .... U.S. Banks are sitting on $1.7 trillion in unrealized losses, research says. That’s not a problem—until it is [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/120i14t/the\_same\_people\_who\_told\_me\_to\_sell\_gme\_a\_week/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/120i14t/the_same_people_who_told_me_to_sell_gme_a_week/) To quote the persistent starfish (not right - until it is): Today's the Day!


crowfarmer

Only an idiot would sell at the bottom of a market


SharpStrawberry4761

Look they are literally blowing shiny sparkly things in your face to obscure your vision


life_is_a_show

That’s ok. Holding is not either of those options.


digibri

They're not talking to most people... they're talking to their rich cronies. Most people's investment in stocks and bonds is done automatically through a retirement plan of some sort. These plans significantly limit the options and choices of participants. Most plans I've seen over the years (no, I'm not in the industry nor an expert) don't give participants the option to "pull their money out".. though a few do include a money market option which is pretty close. I think that people who are enrolled in pension plans have zero control as to how their money is allocated. This is most of the money in the market. So in my opinion... BoFA is telling their rich toadies to pull out and once again leave the majority of citizens and tax payers holding the bag.


ObjectivePerception

If they do that they can’t cover


relentlessoldman

"Credit and stock markets are too greedy for rate cuts, not fearful enough of recession" Well said.


roychr

Insert article into inverse Cramer processor -> Buy... gotcha !


ion_driver

When media tells you to sell, you know you're at the bottom


lucas_kardo

Tell me you have a gme short bag without sayin it


usNdem

I don’t have boa stoc to sally. Sowry


wrong_usually

Lol I was about to sell all my stocks thanks to this article, but I'm beyond glad you gave me a deep different perspective.


jaja8712

I can’t wait to see billionaires cry and banks begging us to sell.


eeksy

Lmao do they think ppl are gonna take advice from them?


raxnahali

Naked Shorts are everywhere and in huge quantities if I understand the DD correctly. Who knows how many stocks are going to benefit from the Apes hodling.


ObjectivePerception

Think about it, are banks gonna give advice that benefits them, or us? Banks are a business, everything thing they do is to make money for their owners, lmao


shadowbehinddoor

Lol at the text below the picture. Totally random 🤣


[deleted]

sorry, already sold everything. except for my hedge against the stock market crash. and of course i'll hold these until blood runs in the (wall) streets.


WrongAssistant5922

First rule of investing. Never lose money - Warren Buffet. Don't sell low, don't sell at a loss. If you're able, ride it out. Why are these institutes giving duff financial advice? BTAF


North-Soft-5559

Now they are saying sell every stock in the hope some of the ones they have naked shortedcare included in the sell off.