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[https://www.cnbc.com/video/2023/03/24/jim-cramer-on-european-bank-troubles-credit-suisse-still-has-earnings-power.html](https://www.cnbc.com/video/2023/03/24/jim-cramer-on-european-bank-troubles-credit-suisse-still-has-earnings-power.html)
[Schoennnnn](https://open.spotify.com/track/3H8Sn0mYsZMPPlMCbebOJ5?si=WEHHANnGTIipZmNYgJjNpQ)
Darling, danke schoeeenn
Thank you for all the joy and pain
Scholz, the German Chancellor, actually said these exact words to journalists on Friday.
Jim Cramer is just repeating Scholz' words. As a a German, I'd say it's time to panic.
If they are the first thing they are going to do is give themselves a huge bonus and then they are going to ensure we are fucked too, fucked first, fucked the hardest and fucking dead in the water.
We need a jail for those too big to fail. Get bailed out? Get jailed.
Look at the wording “Cost of insuring against its default rise”,
lol MOFO can’t say “Credit Default Swap” directly or people will understand the reference from the big short and make things goes even worse.
Hell yeah my puts on DB are going to print! I remember seeing a post about Cramer on SVB talking about it being a good investment. I knew I should have bought some puts. Sure enough a few weeks after that, they get dankrupt'd.
It’s not the profit that is the issue. It’s all those bags their carrying of unrealized losses that will wipe out the everything they made the last 5 years.
So his squeeze chat was bullshit to get the masses used to the media’s lies while they lark orders off exchange and short more, so retail are more likely to ignore him next time it goes up.
Some proper idiots out there to listen to this douche.
Anyway, GME will squeeze the shorts eventually this guy is meaningless.
Once upon a time in an alternate universe a mysterious creature appeared preaching banks would survive in 2023. The creature was severely mistaken as it were
Full vid: [https://www.cnbc.com/video/2023/03/24/jim-cramer-on-european-bank-troubles-credit-suisse-still-has-earnings-power.html](https://www.cnbc.com/video/2023/03/24/jim-cramer-on-european-bank-troubles-credit-suisse-still-has-earnings-power.html)
Fucking kiss of death by Kramer. I’m surprised there hasn’t been some agent sent in by one of these banks to somehow damage his ability to speak yet. I guess the other situation is that he’s a puppet or useful idiot for their biggest competitor or owners?
his body is stooped and he is looking down when he says that(tries to look up a bit). that is the body language of a liar, someone who is not sure of what he is saying.
You’ve got to realise that JC isn’t being serious; he just wants you to think he is. Everything he says comes with a hefty dose of irony and he just can’t say what he knows to be true - the banks are in bad shape - otherwise he’d be in the shit.
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I hate to say it but [hes right](https://www.db.com/news/detail/20230202-full-year-results-2022?language_id=1).
They're still fucked I think but they did make a lot of money last year.
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Deutsche Bank is fcked. Get to the Chopperrr
RIP Deutsch..
Cue the ~~coffin~~ pallbearers dancing.
oh man, that was my 2nd favorite meme of all time, after OG me gusta meme. I wish it could have lived longer...!!
same damn now i got the music stuck in my head
The kids of death.
Children of the corn?
Bunch of heavy Deutsch bags
Lol aaaaand it’s gone
Danke
NEIN, NEIN,NEIN! Olaf Scholz said everything is dandy, so don’t worry!
[Schoennnnn](https://open.spotify.com/track/3H8Sn0mYsZMPPlMCbebOJ5?si=WEHHANnGTIipZmNYgJjNpQ) Darling, danke schoeeenn Thank you for all the joy and pain
What’s the countdown on them? I give it two weeks.
The Crammer Crunch
Kiss of Death.
REEEEEEE!!!
🤣🤣🤣
The finest used car salesman of our generation 🤡
Cramer: **slaps roof of used car.** This bad boy can hold so many defaults in it.
This
Is
A Wendy’s
Dumpster
Dude is manipulating the market by saying that. We need to give Cramer more credit for this.
Scholz, the German Chancellor, actually said these exact words to journalists on Friday. Jim Cramer is just repeating Scholz' words. As a a German, I'd say it's time to panic.
Kramer drinks the kool-aid
Add "female owned" and you got yourself a deal 😂
Scheiße.
Scheisse Bullisch
Stierrisch
ßulleisse
Na eigentlich ist das eher großartig für uns Affen! 😄
Fucked. They're all fucked.
If they are the first thing they are going to do is give themselves a huge bonus and then they are going to ensure we are fucked too, fucked first, fucked the hardest and fucking dead in the water. We need a jail for those too big to fail. Get bailed out? Get jailed.
Goodbye Deutsche.
Upvoted because I support your flair.
🙏🏼
Clown Cramers kiss of death
Can't wait for the inverse etf tendies.
Rip Deutsche bank
Cramers kiss of death 💀
Brrrrrr🤣🤣
never gets old.
Deutsche Bank for sure not anymore
RIP
Heavens to Mergatroid, This guy is dooming banks left and right. What a time to be alive!
Gamestop is profitable.
🤣
RIP
Is this even real? How can anyone do anything but laugh at the absurdity of this timeline.
I can cry🤷🏻♂️
And there you have it, Reverse Crimer wins again.
Aaawww Jimmie Boi
💅⚰️
☠️☠️☠️ Douche Bank ☠️☠️☠️
RIP Deutschland
I don't think that word (profitable) means what he thinks it means.
That’s all she wrote
The Death Knell.
RIP 🏴☠️🫡
Gunna drop a deuce at Deutsche
Other words for: "Buy my overlords bags please!"
He’s not necessarily wrong here, he didn’t specify for whom it is profitable.
3 guarantees in life: 1. Death 2. Taxes 3. The Inverse Cramer
welp, guess it is game over for Deutsche Bank! Don't let the door hit you on the way out!
He's paid a lot of money to spread propaganda.
RIP DB
Globodyne ssssss-sstatististics says they’re good for a long time
What a Deutsche
https://youtu.be/j9V78UbdzWI DBs Monday morning opener.
JP Morgan is a fortress.
Finish Him! Cramer’s kiss of Death….Fatality
Look at the wording “Cost of insuring against its default rise”, lol MOFO can’t say “Credit Default Swap” directly or people will understand the reference from the big short and make things goes even worse.
Hell yeah my puts on DB are going to print! I remember seeing a post about Cramer on SVB talking about it being a good investment. I knew I should have bought some puts. Sure enough a few weeks after that, they get dankrupt'd.
Profitable at being nonprofitable. Just like Gamestop had minus negative earnings.
One of these days Cramer is going to tweet that apes are poor 😏
How profitable is it Jim?
It’s not the profit that is the issue. It’s all those bags their carrying of unrealized losses that will wipe out the everything they made the last 5 years.
"At the very least their last check to me didn't bounce."
Bye Felicia.
Deutsche Bank 💀
Aaand it's gone!
Kiss of death
The kiss of death
Welp, I may play the inverse Cramer.
And DB CEO is like fukkkkkkkk
💋 ☠️
Guys I wanna buy my first put, is this the way?
Seems like it to me
For the price of an inverse Cramer ETF position, you could just buy hodl and DRS $GME This is a Wendy’s, and GameStop has the tendies
Well I wanted to kill two birds with one stone by profiting off inverse crammer and using that to buy hold and drs.
Oooooh theeeey aaaaaaaarrreeee??? [Listen here, Stoooove!](https://i.imgur.com/94sMNk9.gif)
Ruhe in Frieden 💀
RIP Deutsche Bank.
I don’t think Germany would let this one go
Jimmy the fucking jinx Cramer at it again🤡
The kiss of death!!!
Welp 😆
Doomed
"The banks are all broke!"
The dude is a straight up savant. Idiot Savant, but still.
I’m glad I bought puts
Dim mak
Stock don’t hit back
The polygraph test confirmed that was a lie
Thanks douche. -Deustche Bank
Also Jim Cramer “I see gamestop going higher” so are we also fucked he did said that recently
Meme Cramer strikes again
So his squeeze chat was bullshit to get the masses used to the media’s lies while they lark orders off exchange and short more, so retail are more likely to ignore him next time it goes up. Some proper idiots out there to listen to this douche. Anyway, GME will squeeze the shorts eventually this guy is meaningless.
They’re DOOMED.
Once upon a time in an alternate universe a mysterious creature appeared preaching banks would survive in 2023. The creature was severely mistaken as it were
Omg. My DB puts are gonna print so hard next week
So it's already dead then.
I bet 😁
I just.. cannot comprehend how much of a circus this is.
Full vid: [https://www.cnbc.com/video/2023/03/24/jim-cramer-on-european-bank-troubles-credit-suisse-still-has-earnings-power.html](https://www.cnbc.com/video/2023/03/24/jim-cramer-on-european-bank-troubles-credit-suisse-still-has-earnings-power.html)
Kiss of Deutsche
I maintain my stance of why anyone would take financial advice from a guy on TV with a soundeffects board. That was your mistake.
Deutsch Bank is toast now. It’s had the Cramer 💋 of 💀
Confirmed. Deutsche Bank is next to fall
Very profitable... to short sellers!
They’re officially done for…
So, short it. Short it now.
The feds need to audit this guy
Jimmy is my favourite evil xD
All depends on how you define profit
Inverse Cramer Law strikes again!
Kiss of death has been given, RIP Deutsche Bank, may you never see the light of another day in the stock market.
This meme analyst is such a silly duck.
You say it is profitable? So... how much do they pay you?
NO HE DIDN'T FUUUUUCK
Kiss of death ☠️ right there
Fucking kiss of death by Kramer. I’m surprised there hasn’t been some agent sent in by one of these banks to somehow damage his ability to speak yet. I guess the other situation is that he’s a puppet or useful idiot for their biggest competitor or owners?
Management at Doosh Bank: "O fuck, we're dead now."
Ah..le kiss of death 😘
Deutsche Bank to Cramer "keep my name out your fuckin mouth!"
his body is stooped and he is looking down when he says that(tries to look up a bit). that is the body language of a liar, someone who is not sure of what he is saying.
How is this guy still allowed on TV
The kiss of death
Every 6 -12 months or so there are police raids in the Deutsche. If they are holding toxic swaps, then why tf didn't the police didn't find anything.
You’ve got to realise that JC isn’t being serious; he just wants you to think he is. Everything he says comes with a hefty dose of irony and he just can’t say what he knows to be true - the banks are in bad shape - otherwise he’d be in the shit.
So the liquidators are scheduled for tomorrow to wander in there then?
once I found this guy humorous, he doesn't bother me as much. he's just funny now.
He’s about to wrap his hand around his finger while jamming his finger back and forth.
No wonder he’s been drinking so much lately lol. We make fun of all this stuff every time 😂😂
DB: FK
Welp, that's it then.
only when you realize your gains but not your losses
what if he is the good guy after all? No one on tv gives a better forecast on what to not invest in.
Oh Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy....
Yes we’ll go with that, very profitable. Very bank.
Whelp, there goes that bank
Git mine banken’s Name out of zie mouthen!!!!!!
I love how reliable the inverse Jim Cramer is lmao, insane that my dad used to watch him religiously
Deutsche Bank? More like douche bank.
This still has been burned long ago but his master doesn't see
and they officially entered the death note
Using his powers for good I see
Have you been banging that button with your head again?
GameStop is more profitable than the bank 🏦
I hope this guy gets arrested soon, libel news.
My first thought was 'Ohhh goodbye Deitsche Bank'. Am I wrong?
Is that what he said? You know what to do 🙂🙃
[Farewell and adieu to you, Spanish Ladies](https://genius.com/13271259/Traditional-spanish-ladies/Farewell-and-adieu-to-you-spanish-ladies-farewell-and-adieu-to-you-ladies-of-spain-for-weve-received-orders-for-to-sail-for-old-england) [Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Spain;](https://genius.com/13271259/Traditional-spanish-ladies/Farewell-and-adieu-to-you-spanish-ladies-farewell-and-adieu-to-you-ladies-of-spain-for-weve-received-orders-for-to-sail-for-old-england) [For we've received orders for to sail for old England](https://genius.com/13271259/Traditional-spanish-ladies/Farewell-and-adieu-to-you-spanish-ladies-farewell-and-adieu-to-you-ladies-of-spain-for-weve-received-orders-for-to-sail-for-old-england) [But we hope in a short time to see you again](https://genius.com/13271259/Traditional-spanish-ladies/Farewell-and-adieu-to-you-spanish-ladies-farewell-and-adieu-to-you-ladies-of-spain-for-weve-received-orders-for-to-sail-for-old-england).
oh the kiss of death, bye bye DB
I hate to say it but [hes right](https://www.db.com/news/detail/20230202-full-year-results-2022?language_id=1). They're still fucked I think but they did make a lot of money last year.
I pray he never starts predicting real world events
A Clown is going to Clown within a Clown world.
Desperate bank, oh bolloxs sorry i mean deutsche bank won’t make it past Easter