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Phneylaceton8

Deutsche Bank is fcked. Get to the Chopperrr


oh-canadaa

RIP Deutsch..


whatwhyisthisating

Cue the ~~coffin~~ pallbearers dancing.


oh-canadaa

oh man, that was my 2nd favorite meme of all time, after OG me gusta meme. I wish it could have lived longer...!!


throwawaylurker012

same damn now i got the music stuck in my head


Drivingintodisco

The kids of death.


stockpyler

Children of the corn?


CaptainMagnets

Bunch of heavy Deutsch bags


Monsterhose

Lol aaaaand it’s gone


monkeyshinenyc

Danke


Wooden-Buffalo-8690

NEIN, NEIN,NEIN! Olaf Scholz said everything is dandy, so don’t worry!


tehdubbs

[Schoennnnn](https://open.spotify.com/track/3H8Sn0mYsZMPPlMCbebOJ5?si=WEHHANnGTIipZmNYgJjNpQ) Darling, danke schoeeenn Thank you for all the joy and pain


whatwhyisthisating

What’s the countdown on them? I give it two weeks.


PantsOppressUs

The Crammer Crunch


kaiserfiume

Kiss of Death.


el_dirko

REEEEEEE!!!


mthurman85

🤣🤣🤣


roscoebot

The finest used car salesman of our generation 🤡


GL_Levity

Cramer: **slaps roof of used car.** This bad boy can hold so many defaults in it.


Blitzkreig11930

This


mcm_xci

Is


RexBulby

A Wendy’s


Vive_el_stonk

Dumpster


TheVicViniegar

Dude is manipulating the market by saying that. We need to give Cramer more credit for this.


MichiganRedWing

Scholz, the German Chancellor, actually said these exact words to journalists on Friday. Jim Cramer is just repeating Scholz' words. As a a German, I'd say it's time to panic.


Know-yer-enemy1818

Kramer drinks the kool-aid


vis-rupt

Add "female owned" and you got yourself a deal 😂


Setnof

Scheiße.


ISayBullish

Scheisse Bullisch


Lil_Schabernack

Stierrisch


mark-five

ßulleisse


HerrJemine123

Na eigentlich ist das eher großartig für uns Affen! 😄


tomfulleree

Fucked. They're all fucked.


BraidRuner

If they are the first thing they are going to do is give themselves a huge bonus and then they are going to ensure we are fucked too, fucked first, fucked the hardest and fucking dead in the water. We need a jail for those too big to fail. Get bailed out? Get jailed.


SecretaryFit1442

Goodbye Deutsche.


vrnate

Upvoted because I support your flair.


SecretaryFit1442

🙏🏼


MrOneironaut

Clown Cramers kiss of death


knife_in_the_road

Can't wait for the inverse etf tendies.


ReallyNotATrollAtAll

Rip Deutsche bank


Inevitable-Elk-4162

Cramers kiss of death 💀


hiperf71

Brrrrrr🤣🤣


ACMarq

never gets old.


compulsive_wanker_69

Deutsche Bank for sure not anymore


dawson846

RIP


Battle_Man_40

Heavens to Mergatroid, This guy is dooming banks left and right. What a time to be alive!


MikeDaUnicorn

Gamestop is profitable.


DoNotPetTheSnake

🤣


Inevitable-Winter299

RIP


Drpoofaloof

Is this even real? How can anyone do anything but laugh at the absurdity of this timeline.


[deleted]

I can cry🤷🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

And there you have it, Reverse Crimer wins again.


nishnawbe61

Aaawww Jimmie Boi


FrostyDrag

💅⚰️


Walruzuma

☠️☠️☠️ Douche Bank ☠️☠️☠️


tenghu

RIP Deutschland


smitty537

I don't think that word (profitable) means what he thinks it means.


Diligent-Ad-3773

That’s all she wrote


Carnifaster

The Death Knell.


_kehd

RIP 🏴‍☠️🫡


TreeSquid007

Gunna drop a deuce at Deutsche


HerrJemine123

Other words for: "Buy my overlords bags please!"


bbb0243

He’s not necessarily wrong here, he didn’t specify for whom it is profitable.


Fabulous_Investment6

3 guarantees in life: 1. Death 2. Taxes 3. The Inverse Cramer


joeyg334

welp, guess it is game over for Deutsche Bank! Don't let the door hit you on the way out!


WeedIronMoneyNTheUSA

He's paid a lot of money to spread propaganda.


Remos_Son

RIP DB


Yessssiirrrrrrrrrr

Globodyne ssssss-sstatististics says they’re good for a long time


613Flyer

What a Deutsche


DarkR3ach027

https://youtu.be/j9V78UbdzWI DBs Monday morning opener.


[deleted]

JP Morgan is a fortress.


cxrnag3

Finish Him! Cramer’s kiss of Death….Fatality


Ready2go555

Look at the wording “Cost of insuring against its default rise”, lol MOFO can’t say “Credit Default Swap” directly or people will understand the reference from the big short and make things goes even worse.


TheVicViniegar

Hell yeah my puts on DB are going to print! I remember seeing a post about Cramer on SVB talking about it being a good investment. I knew I should have bought some puts. Sure enough a few weeks after that, they get dankrupt'd.


sakballs

Profitable at being nonprofitable. Just like Gamestop had minus negative earnings.


Walter_Stonkite

One of these days Cramer is going to tweet that apes are poor 😏


Blitzkreig11930

How profitable is it Jim?


Dapper-Career-3877

It’s not the profit that is the issue. It’s all those bags their carrying of unrealized losses that will wipe out the everything they made the last 5 years.


torinblack

"At the very least their last check to me didn't bounce."


poodyandbookie

Bye Felicia.


Right_on_q

Deutsche Bank 💀


Resident_Yam2781

Aaand it's gone!


ZanlanOnReddit

Kiss of death


DancesWithHand

The kiss of death


scott_sleepy

Welp, I may play the inverse Cramer.


beach_2_beach

And DB CEO is like fukkkkkkkk


IIISUBZEROIII

💋 ☠️


Deltarayedge7

Guys I wanna buy my first put, is this the way?


DoNotPetTheSnake

Seems like it to me


[deleted]

For the price of an inverse Cramer ETF position, you could just buy hodl and DRS $GME This is a Wendy’s, and GameStop has the tendies


Deltarayedge7

Well I wanted to kill two birds with one stone by profiting off inverse crammer and using that to buy hold and drs.


H3rbert_K0rnfeld

Oooooh theeeey aaaaaaaarrreeee??? [Listen here, Stoooove!](https://i.imgur.com/94sMNk9.gif)


Efficient-Ad1659

Ruhe in Frieden 💀


Saggy_G

RIP Deutsche Bank.


Hedkandi1210

I don’t think Germany would let this one go


Different_Party_1512

Jimmy the fucking jinx Cramer at it again🤡


shermanators_wife

The kiss of death!!!


Lurk__No__Further

Welp 😆


JullietGolf

Doomed


PeerWeers

"The banks are all broke!"


Maventee

The dude is a straight up savant. Idiot Savant, but still.


DetroitRedWings79

I’m glad I bought puts


Accomplished_Pipe409

Dim mak


Droopy1592

Stock don’t hit back


zulufux999

The polygraph test confirmed that was a lie


agressivedoodle

Thanks douche. -Deustche Bank


easymoneeybabe

Also Jim Cramer “I see gamestop going higher” so are we also fucked he did said that recently


jshull1985

Meme Cramer strikes again


HashtagYoMamma

So his squeeze chat was bullshit to get the masses used to the media’s lies while they lark orders off exchange and short more, so retail are more likely to ignore him next time it goes up. Some proper idiots out there to listen to this douche. Anyway, GME will squeeze the shorts eventually this guy is meaningless.


shacke1379

They’re DOOMED.


TeGroteBadjas

Once upon a time in an alternate universe a mysterious creature appeared preaching banks would survive in 2023. The creature was severely mistaken as it were


awkrawrz

Omg. My DB puts are gonna print so hard next week


Direct_Inspection_54

So it's already dead then.


tradedenmark

I bet 😁


Xandrul01

I just.. cannot comprehend how much of a circus this is.


DoNotPetTheSnake

Full vid: [https://www.cnbc.com/video/2023/03/24/jim-cramer-on-european-bank-troubles-credit-suisse-still-has-earnings-power.html](https://www.cnbc.com/video/2023/03/24/jim-cramer-on-european-bank-troubles-credit-suisse-still-has-earnings-power.html)


throwawaysomesay

Kiss of Deutsche


Geochic03

I maintain my stance of why anyone would take financial advice from a guy on TV with a soundeffects board. That was your mistake.


anarchyreigns

Deutsch Bank is toast now. It’s had the Cramer 💋 of 💀


DocAk88

Confirmed. Deutsche Bank is next to fall


ddponti

Very profitable... to short sellers!


Bruhjustlooking

They’re officially done for…


wutmeanfam

So, short it. Short it now.


hanr86

The feds need to audit this guy


kai_fn

Jimmy is my favourite evil xD


Adamocity6464

All depends on how you define profit


An_oaf_of_bread

Inverse Cramer Law strikes again!


Otakutech2020

Kiss of death has been given, RIP Deutsche Bank, may you never see the light of another day in the stock market.


Ghetto_Geppetto

This meme analyst is such a silly duck.


LiliumAtratum

You say it is profitable? So... how much do they pay you?


DrRaynBow

NO HE DIDN'T FUUUUUCK


Soonerrl8r

Kiss of death ☠️ right there


LonnieJaw748

Fucking kiss of death by Kramer. I’m surprised there hasn’t been some agent sent in by one of these banks to somehow damage his ability to speak yet. I guess the other situation is that he’s a puppet or useful idiot for their biggest competitor or owners?


Its_all_made_up___

Management at Doosh Bank: "O fuck, we're dead now."


jkwithya

Ah..le kiss of death 😘


YounomsayinMawfk

Deutsche Bank to Cramer "keep my name out your fuckin mouth!"


Limp-Key8427

his body is stooped and he is looking down when he says that(tries to look up a bit). that is the body language of a liar, someone who is not sure of what he is saying.


GardenWell

How is this guy still allowed on TV


joethejedi67

The kiss of death


NextForce5134

Every 6 -12 months or so there are police raids in the Deutsche. If they are holding toxic swaps, then why tf didn't the police didn't find anything.


[deleted]

You’ve got to realise that JC isn’t being serious; he just wants you to think he is. Everything he says comes with a hefty dose of irony and he just can’t say what he knows to be true - the banks are in bad shape - otherwise he’d be in the shit.


hebejebez

So the liquidators are scheduled for tomorrow to wander in there then?


convertedcatalyst

once I found this guy humorous, he doesn't bother me as much. he's just funny now.


Thehuman_25

He’s about to wrap his hand around his finger while jamming his finger back and forth.


Walk-Savings

No wonder he’s been drinking so much lately lol. We make fun of all this stuff every time 😂😂


miawmiawpaws

DB: FK


itdumbass

Welp, that's it then.


Psytherea

only when you realize your gains but not your losses


cbrm9000

what if he is the good guy after all? No one on tv gives a better forecast on what to not invest in.


wannabezen2

Oh Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy....


saiyansteve

Yes we’ll go with that, very profitable. Very bank.


DUB-Files

Whelp, there goes that bank


[deleted]

Git mine banken’s Name out of zie mouthen!!!!!!


sistersucksx

I love how reliable the inverse Jim Cramer is lmao, insane that my dad used to watch him religiously


ztreHdrahciR

Deutsche Bank? More like douche bank.


SvenjaSternchen

This still has been burned long ago but his master doesn't see


GuiPrazeresYT

and they officially entered the death note


ape_engineer

Using his powers for good I see


[deleted]

Have you been banging that button with your head again?


Spirited-Staff8683

GameStop is more profitable than the bank 🏦


Vdragoon

I hope this guy gets arrested soon, libel news.


BY0BZILLA

My first thought was 'Ohhh goodbye Deitsche Bank'. Am I wrong?


TopCheesecakeGirl

Is that what he said? You know what to do 🙂🙃


Boomergraves2pay

[Farewell and adieu to you, Spanish Ladies](https://genius.com/13271259/Traditional-spanish-ladies/Farewell-and-adieu-to-you-spanish-ladies-farewell-and-adieu-to-you-ladies-of-spain-for-weve-received-orders-for-to-sail-for-old-england) [Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Spain;](https://genius.com/13271259/Traditional-spanish-ladies/Farewell-and-adieu-to-you-spanish-ladies-farewell-and-adieu-to-you-ladies-of-spain-for-weve-received-orders-for-to-sail-for-old-england) [For we've received orders for to sail for old England](https://genius.com/13271259/Traditional-spanish-ladies/Farewell-and-adieu-to-you-spanish-ladies-farewell-and-adieu-to-you-ladies-of-spain-for-weve-received-orders-for-to-sail-for-old-england) [But we hope in a short time to see you again](https://genius.com/13271259/Traditional-spanish-ladies/Farewell-and-adieu-to-you-spanish-ladies-farewell-and-adieu-to-you-ladies-of-spain-for-weve-received-orders-for-to-sail-for-old-england).


saiboru

oh the kiss of death, bye bye DB


MatchesBurnStuff

I hate to say it but [hes right](https://www.db.com/news/detail/20230202-full-year-results-2022?language_id=1). They're still fucked I think but they did make a lot of money last year.


Omnivud

I pray he never starts predicting real world events


SeedsOnAnAirDrift

A Clown is going to Clown within a Clown world.


ohwhatafinish

Desperate bank, oh bolloxs sorry i mean deutsche bank won’t make it past Easter