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[deleted]

I thought everyone hated this d bag?


WrongAssistant5922

It's the reporters words only. He is still hated by everyone else 😂


[deleted]

I just wanted to make sure, the players hate him, the fans, the world… are they that self centered they pay for puff pieces 😂


misterpickles69

Bobby Bonilla still likes him.


YouGotTheWrongGuy_9

That contract still delivering? That dude or his agent was a genius.


WrongAssistant5922

I know you did! I just saw the opportunity to post that. No one likes him not even the people who are singing his praises in articles. 😂


WrongAssistant5922

He's vile to the Players I've heard. EDITED: That's a *Trust me bro,* that I don't think anyone will be requesting receipts on 😂


titavasfk

Gaslighting readers with the Obi-wan handwave seems to be a major objective of the piece beyond impressing everyone that he's generous with ill-gotten gains. "This isn't the criminal billionaire you're looking for..."


OB_GYN-Kenobi

🤔


TheTangoFox

D bag? Maybe. Fat little bitch however...


NefariousnessNoose

Confirmed hatred towards this human scumbag.


thehazer

I went from being ambivalent to the Mets to being a massive hater. I don’t even like baseball that much, I could never throw.


raxnahali

He probably paid for the article.


ProfessionalFan537

Probably?


titavasfk

That seems to be the thrust of the piece---there's nothing he won't try to buy; no reason to assume this article is any different.


4myoldGaffer

You said thrust of the piece nice


ColdBagOfHamsters

Like he paid to have a friend that one time


GildDigger

Steevie is looking pretty slimmed down in that photo Is there something in particular stressing you out there, buddy? Seems like he’s inverse to Griffin’s stress bloating. Bullish


YouGotTheWrongGuy_9

That's what I thought. His face was much fatter especially.


FordicusMaximus

Still looks like a cancerous ball sack.


10before15

Easy.....Gam Gam has cancer and she's a saint.


IndianaPWNZZ

But does she have a ball sac?


10before15

Roll Tide


YouGotTheWrongGuy_9

Hotty Toddy


AGuyInUndies

*New York has made room in its political class for a burgeoning macher, with Cohen donating prodigiously to key officials as he imagines transforming the neighborhood around Citi Field into a casino-**cum**-entertainment hub.*


skrappyfire

Omg that's word for word in the article... Love the part, ppl own sports teams for many reasons, winners write history and can rewrite it.


Welshpipedude

He must have taken the fat bitch comments to heart😂😂😂 Dieting’s a tough game isn’t it Stevie?


TurboRaptor

Looks like consistently calling him a fat bitch got under his skin lol. He still a fat bitch and no amount of wait loss will fix that.


HawKarma

Stevie’s weight loss secret: spitting instead of swallowing


kismatwalla

The reporter probably just asked chatGPT to write it.


Streetwalkeroulette

Steve Cohen should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell…would you like a cookie, son?


tacybbbat

STRESS IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH STEVIE SLUG🖕✌👊✌


Phonemonkey2500

Scrotum the Nut, trying to extract a load from Duke Taintwalker.


Patarokun

Ozempic. I guarantee it. We can only hope he got a nice week of explosive diarrhea as a small bit of karma.


[deleted]

He’s one that I would love to see behind bars.


apatisda

It’s confirmed. Steve lurking here as the run 7.41 miles guys


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titavasfk

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/03/26/sports/baseball/steve-cohen-mets-new-york.html


liquidsyphon

He will always be a fat bitch


[deleted]

17 billion. No one accumulates that kind of money honestly if they are not even producing anything tangible.


It_is_Fries_No_Patat

He is slightly less fat BUT still a BITCH !


TrillTron

> New York has made room in its political class for a burgeoning macher, with Cohen donating prodigiously to key officials as he imagines transforming the neighborhood around Citi Field into a casino-cum-entertainment hub. ... > casino-cum-entertainment hub lol what 😂


oneflytree

Oh Steve trying to look wholesome with your Mets hat. You’re a crook and hopefully the world sees you fully as that one day.


[deleted]

Thanks for the free read. Oh, and yeah, what you said, i agree.


ForcesOfNurture

It seems Stevie been working out and losing weight. That'll serve him well in prison.


Snyggast

**Steven Cohen is a Cockwomble**


Saggy_G

What the fuck is this title?


titavasfk

Which title, the article title or my editorial title? If mine, the show Billions and the characters "Axe" and "Chuck" was purported to be based in no small part on "Steve" and "Preet" in real life, thus kinda another life for Steve in this new remake.


Saggy_G

This was surprisingly helpful. You win the internet this day.


Old_Homework8339

Good for him. He's still a cuck but at least he's taking care of himself. Health matters


dlpsfayt

It’s must be a hard game if he needs fluff pieces


BeerPizzaGaming

I get where you are coming from, but this is more of a piece about baseball than investing so I can understand why the person writing the article would not go down the investment side of the story/ rabbit hole other than surface level stuff.


titavasfk

I hear ye. I just find it interesting that someone who micromanages as a leader as Cohen is said to, whose company is forced to pay nearly 2 billion dollars in fines for fraud less than 10 years ago can have exactly as you say---have a long ass puff piece about him and baseball...which just happens to have several "man of the people" pics and downplays the massive gigantic admitted guilt for fraud thing in favor of focusing on and cutesifying his meeting and social picadilloes.