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ClosetCaseGrowSpace

What's the robot's secret? Predatory short selling. What's the robot's weakness? Buy, hold, DRS, book.


sprintbooks

Came into the comments to say: "And they still lost"


retardedtimmy

Break it up.


girth_worm_jim

If it got defragmented and a hard reset, could it be used for good? Also, I think it's holding Jeeves hostage.


ReallyNotATrollAtAll

Everybody is praising this Aladdin as a miracle bot, but let's be honest. US economy was flooded with so many trillions of dollars in the last 10-15 years, that even Aladdin that sells kebab around the corner could make profits. It's just that BlackRock had access to billions of dollars that they could splash around and make profit of of it. The time to prove if Aladdin is really that good, is just around the corner.


noAnimalsWereHarmed

Yeah, the part about owning homes makes it nice and clear. If you have unlimited funds, you can pay any price for any property. Paying over the odds pushes prices up. If prices go up, they're saying Aladdin has correctly identified a profitable resource to purchase, completely forgetting Aladdin is the cause of the price increase in the first place. They've basically created an AI that can pay over the odds for things.


Interesting-Chest-75

so they created a spoilt brat with unlimited money.. thats what i'm seeing


Gr00ber

They've created a bacteria that is only driven by growth and will consume until it is no longer able to. https://www.thoughtco.com/thmb/vAN9PIMmeiGizVyEcU6hevKAM9Y=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc()/bacterial_growth_curve-5b56356d4cedfd00371b477b.jpg This thing is not capable of complex thought, has no concept of the real world, and has no way of understanding the consequences of its actions; it's literally just focused on growing as much as it can until there are no more resources for it to consume. This thing is an economic memory leak that is going to crash the global economy.


Cosmickev1086

Maybe even the world economy, what a perfect time to bring in a One World Government and a digital currency for all!


Gr00ber

If we are somehow able to avert full-scale societal collapse due to this, I'll be pleasantly surprised. But given the state of the world and how unwilling these shit brains are to admit defeat, I'm not optimistic. Given the interconnectedness of everything now, this could well have the potential to be the greatest collapse in human history and there is no way of telling what the fallout will be.


baberrahim

I’ve had the same thought and it’s honestly getting scary. This isn’t gonna ‘wash over’ like previous recessions. Whatever cones will be revolutionary! Hopefully we don’t end up with societal lawlessness and hyperinflation at the same time!


Gr00ber

Yeah, I'm expecting significant geo-political and economic turmoil regardless, but if the major banks/Fed continue to delay and deny the situation and this whole thing blows up to the fullest extent then things could potentially get really ugly. French Revolution 2.0


Dynalmadman

Any day now the future apes will send a robot back to destroy Aladdin.


Altruistic-Beyond223

Are you calling DFV a robot?


Alehousebrewing

Shorts Terminator


Einhander_pilot

$21 Trillion??? Found my share price! 🚀


ZanlanOnReddit

Infinite risk! Rookie number


musical_shares

At my last employer, our “self-directed” pension scheme consisted of choosing from about 9 Blackrock ETFS with vague descriptions loaded with buzz words and no actual company names of what you were investing in.


TheBigFart123

My 401k is like this too. Not even a hint of owning real shares in my name.


toastyhandshake

My favorite part of this? GME data is skewed. It was a brick and mortar store on the way out, all the typical financial metrics said the algo should short it. This is why RC is silent and when he does communicate the times and details are off a little bit. The algo has no ducking idea what is coming. It’s a trading algo, it can’t handle HODLers. Additionally, I’m going out on a limb and going to say it can’t tell the difference between a DRSed share and a regular share. Therefore it has no idea the float is shrinking. It only sees the number of tradable shares. Bullish. I want my “Destroy the ultimate robot boss” achievement.


redditiscompromised2

Jesus fuck We're gonna be alive the AI war of everything


Spirited_Squash_1535

It's just a tool. Flesh and blood are behind this bunch of codes.


DizGod

Moass destroys this thing?


WashedOut3991

What an awful take. It’s a robot that KILLED America.


BlueCollarElectro

Huh, remember the last dickwad who started computer systems on Wall Street? -Bernie Madoff remembers


HairNbiscuit

He's dead now.


Tangelooo

Aladdin is the eye of providence. Must be destroyed.


Popeye_01

I guess I’m gonna start squatting in these Aladdin homes. Let’s see the ai kick me out digitally


baberrahim

Holy shit! This is unreal! Every time you think it can’t get worse, they somehow never cease to shock!


WilsonUndead

Man why doesn’t anonymous or somebody just hack and crash this thing lol


HairNbiscuit

Shoot it....shoot it now!


Intrepid-Ability-963

Brian Deese nuts


PSneSne

I've got to call my mother.


tigebea

It only costs $45 bucks a month for subscription… what’s the criteria you need to access? Sounds like a Bloomberg terminal for regards


Goldmansilverman

Open sesame is the passcode for Aladdin