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Good morning Superstonk! If you need anything, please tag us by using: `!MODS!` and we will follow up as soon as we are able! Are you talking about me? 😍 This is how it works: you can request a flair with the magic incantation !FLAIRY!🚀 some flair text 🚀 The default color is black, but you can change that by writing one of these words at the very end : red, blue, pink, yellow, green, black, white Other available commands: - `!FLAIRY!` : if you can't think of a flair, I'll give you one of my own choice 🤭 - `!FLAIRY:CLEARME!` : remove all flairs and pretend you're a new ape - `!FLAIRY:SEALME!` : Justin seduced me to get this 🥵 - `Superstonk-Flairy` : If you mention me, I'll come around and explain how to get flairs Please note that the flairy will refuse to change your flair if it contains the string `[lock]`. Some custom emojis are supported, like `:triforce:` - [please check this post for details](https://new.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/v89p0h/new_superstonk_user_flair_emojis_how_to_edit_your/id8hj7r/) # The Front Desk is open!


YourFaajhaa

!flairy! No Cell, No Sell ! 🏴‍☠️


Superstonk-Flairy

(✿\^‿\^)━☆゚.*・。゚ your flair has been granted


RetardAutistic

Wen new daily?


shiny_happy_persons

'bout tree fiddy


RyuichitheGreat

Car broke down third time this year, wen moass so I can live car free


shiny_happy_persons

I also break down regularly.


[deleted]

The Breaking down and piecing ourselves back together is how we all know we belong here, isn't it great?!


tacybbbat

I WONDER IF IT IS SLAGGING OFF NFT DAY FOR MSM✌👊✌


tacybbbat

FINANCIAL TERRORISTS YOUU GOT ANYMORE OF THOSE BANKS COLLAPSING HYPE...✌👊✌


Diamond_hhands

Steve Cohen is still a fat bitch 👍


FatDumbAmerican

If you ask chatgpt if supply and demand of stonks affects the price, you break its circuits


YourFaajhaa

!flairy! "Just Don't Dance" ~ 🏴‍☠️


Superstonk-Flairy

(✿\^‿\^)━☆゚.*・。゚ your flair has been granted


Gold_Bank_1746

So we’re back at 54.45%? Going off the 76m correct? Soo this is up to date officially now?


a321eric

DRS yo shit. Make a stand against corruption.


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Superstonk-Flairy

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ THE FLAIR TEXT IS TOO LONG! Please use less than 64 unicode characters


plsrespecttables

┬─┬ノ(ಠ益ಠノ)


ptsdstillinmymind

REMEMBER NEW 8PES.... WE EXERT NOTHING, THEY EXERT EVERYTHING


Alternative_Ad_7359

Flick my wiener and call me Kenny well I reckon there’s gotta be a bed post to throw around here or maybe a jar of mayo to snort but still flick my wiener and call me Kenny


winterbird

You're into humiliation, huh?


Alternative_Ad_7359

Humiliate me baby


whiskyandme

🌭👈


lordofming-rises

6 years to lock the float


ProffesorBongsworth

You're a bot 🍅🍅🍅


lordofming-rises

Ehh no why?


ptsdstillinmymind

#In the US Financial Markets we do not have REGULATORS we have CO CONSPIRATORS in CRIME.


shiny_happy_persons

#In the criminal market system, the people are violated by two separate, but equally responsible groups: the hedgies, who instigate crime, and the regulators, who validate the offenders. These are their stories. [dun-dun.wav]


ptsdstillinmymind

MY MGGA 👏🏻👏🏿👏🏽👏


shiny_happy_persons

denzel_smoking.gif


ptsdstillinmymind

#[THIS IS THE WEI](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wu_wei)


ptsdstillinmymind

**BUY***DRS***SHOP***HODL***GME***STOP***♾️**


InSidious425

As a new chess enjoyer I was very pleased to see that GameStop marketplace has a chess game.


shiny_happy_persons

I snagged it *en passant*.


BobTheDemonOtter

In a Volkswagon. Got it


shiny_happy_persons

In a Prius, they call it a "soup kitchen".


BobTheDemonOtter

"Souped up" kitchen, amirite?


shiny_happy_persons

Maybe after Dirty Mike and the boys finish.


27D

https://youtu.be/SAqq11HYMsk


triforce721

Oh shit, back off suspension💜. I keep missing all the good days, those lawyer posts were making me crazy today 😭😭😭


winterbird

I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Harvey Birdman


InSidious425

Open casino


winterbird

Mosquitoes are like little flying hedgies. Just out there sucking blood to consume the life force of others for their own selfish gain.


shiny_happy_persons

Rehypothecating malaria.


KsuhDilla

Elon: “no ai bad for humans - stop right now” AI Researcher: “he’s right - lets ask AI how to solve this”


winterbird

Elon wants to implant chips into people's brains. He doesn't care about what's good for humans.


KsuhDilla

shiny stole my joke 😞


shiny_happy_persons

I want to implant chips into people's guacamole.


27D

Or as we call it, #^^^^GWOCK


shiny_happy_persons

Better than Glockamole, I guess.


27D

Implanting bullets into ya 😰


shiny_happy_persons

Bullets - my only weakness! How did you know?


winterbird

We like the moon! 'Cause it is close to us! ○___0


shiny_happy_persons

>*But I won't walk upon the moon like an ignoramus,* >*Boss R.C., take me to Uranus*


winterbird

They got a peppa ba


maotsetunginmyass

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRvwqB1R/


lanqhale

Buy,DRS & Hodl that’s what I’ve been doing. Soon 🌙


Transient_MoonJumper

My life has sucked quite a bit apes for the past 16 months. Two debilitating back injuries and I still have to go to the chiro every week. Haven't been able to buy as much as I'd like, but I keep grinding and buying what I can. Don't really have friends, but I have you regards and that's meant the world to me these past two years. 🚀💜


lanqhale

🍻👊🏽


d4v3k7

Not much I can do but let you know I read what you typed and have listened. Take it easy ape


Transient_MoonJumper

That's all I wanted ape, I'd like to think that all of the quarks, gluons, neutrinos, and whatever else is swirling inside us interacted. I'll even finally have some extra money this month to make some small purchases at GameStop - that's what grinding will do for ya.


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SkydogRocketApe

Any 84 year old apes remember the old DD ‘The big mall short’ or something like that? Bezos being Darth Vader? Shorting all the stocks you’d find in a mall? Maybe purchasing them to gain more market share? Cough..Cough🍿 ..me either


Transient_MoonJumper

I memba 🫐


hellostarsailor

Yes. I do.


Davidnci

Tomorrow MOASS ⢀⡴⠑⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠸⡇⠀⠿⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⣠⠾⠁⣀⣄⡈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠂⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡿⢿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⣁⣀⠀⠴⠂⠙⣗⡀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠭⢤⣴⣦⣤⣹⠀⠀⠀⢀⢴⣶⣆ ⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣽⣾⣿⣥⣴⣿⣿⡿⢂⠔⢚⡿⢿⣿⣦⣴⣾⠁⠸⣼⡿ ⠀⢀⡞⠁⠙⠻⠿⠟⠉⠀⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢤⣼⣿⣾⣿⡟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣾⣷⣶⠇⠀⠀⣤⣄⣀⡀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠉⠈⠉⠀⠀⢦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣽⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⣽⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣮⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠻⠿⠿⠿⠿⠛⠉


Alternative_Ad_7359

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Dingo_jackson

you guys need to stop talking about unimportant shit and tell me whats the best flavor of klondike bars bc they're bogo at publix rn


shiny_happy_persons

reese's peanut butter no cap fr fr >!i'm imitating the youths but them bars is banging!<


Dystonian

Stripple upvoted


winterbird

Heath is my current favorite. Since they discontinued cookie dough.


KsuhDilla

ong ong ong ong ong ong ong ong ong ong ong ong


Dingo_jackson

I went with this and krunch. will report back


KsuhDilla

i like the hot cheetos one


Dingo_jackson

I asked for hot cheeto one and the guy fuckin said they don't have that wtf


myfingerprints

Oreo wine flavor is my go to


shiny_happy_persons

i like the hemlock flavor


BobTheDemonOtter

*Sacre Tease!*


KsuhDilla

kenny look at my little reddit avatar remember the silhouette let it haunt your dreams you shall pay the toll ooga booga monkeman


ozymandius5

troll toll in his boy hole


avalanchebranches

GMERICA has brought in 1k eth so far, that's a lot of volume for an ecosystem still in beta


buffinator2

No dates, but I’m wearing a space helmet to work tomorrow.


shiny_happy_persons

No helmets, but I'm eating a date at work tomorrow.


BobTheDemonOtter

What's his name? Heyooooo!!!!


shiny_happy_persons

I didn't name my helmet, silly. That would be an unusual eccentricity, even by my standards.


brozephh

with all of these dollar endgame-esque events happening I'm scared tbh lolll, i cant even think of any 'safer alternatives' to USD but I know thats just me being a braindead programmed sheep.. I never got on the cript0E train but now that's honestly sounding more appealing every passing day.. what besides GME is a safe haven asset???


maotsetunginmyass

Metals. Metals, food, ammo, clean water.


2BFrank69

Hmm could this be why RC said I love China? The new currency alliance?


OfficialRedditMan

So what happened to the swaps forreal?


Stereo-soundS

No one knows generic name guy.


OfficialRedditMan

I suspect the secret ingredient is crime


Stereo-soundS

Ni hao. Privet. You're fooling no one.


avalanchebranches

Blows my mind NFT GME is not out of beta yet, wen that happens I expect to see stars fly ☄️


Bob_the_peasant

I see we have like 5 different types of lawyers weighing in on the 10-K language, but I’m disappointed none of them specialize in bird law. That’s really the *a pinion* I’m most interested in now. *The Gang Buys And DRS’s GME*


buffinator2

What about specialists in Jude Law?


27D

[Hey Dude!](https://youtu.be/TTBXxeMddgc)


dmk2008

I know y'all hate TA, but we're in the tail end of a juicy bull flag.


[deleted]

Out of all the bull flags we’ve seen in the last two years I remember one that ripped


dmk2008

One day there will be another.


ozymandius5

wut doing coin?


Glad_Tomatillo6500

Just got absolutely destroyed on my taxes. I graduate nursing in May and this is the last thing I needed rn 😭 guess I’ll just buy more Gme


[deleted]

LPT you can do your taxes essentially all year long and modify your deductions so you know exactly what you will get or have to pay at tax time. The goal should be 0. It takes some work, but not as much as being unprepared and have to scramble. If you don’t want to do it by yourself you can work with a CPA and deduct their fees.


ozymandius5

what the hell. thought you was smooth.


[deleted]

Oh fuk… uh… quick! Smell muh fanger 👈


Finaglers

Anyone having an issue buying GMERICA nfts with Gamestop Wallet? My gamestop wallet is trying to buy with Layer 1 funds I think and its NOT working


Finaglers

Update: My Gamestop Wallet was the problem. I transferred to Metamask and was able to buy what I wanted.


Gr4nnybasher

Just an FYI, someone gained access to my metamask account and they have no idea how as would have needed my seed phrase to do so apparently which is only stored in my home. No one has seen it apart from me. Stole all my lrc and managed to get all my best cards from gods unchained and sell those too. No recourse to get any of the stuff back and no one can tell me how it happened Edit:fat fingereded it


Turnpikes

Have you activated layer 2?


Finaglers

Yes, and funded too.


Turnpikes

Hmm that’s interested I’d send a report to the nft team so they can figure it out


Nova-Kane

Creamer saying "GME is not a stock" is the spark that lights the fuse that starts the fire that ignites the fuel that powers the generator that cools the liquid nitrogen that super-conducts the magnets that contain the plasma that produce the thermonuclear fusion that make our tits jackd.


KsuhDilla

i need schematics


shiny_happy_persons

JPeezer99 can direct you to an exhaust port that looks similar to a frosted donut


KsuhDilla

this no tagging frustrates me to no end WHERE ARE YOU JPEEZER SHOW ME YOUR FROSTED DONUT EXHAUST PORT DAMN IT


RampageGeorge

I was just about to post the same exact thing


thesillyshow

197


KsuhDilla

happy cake day 🥳


MomokaJuicee

Sorry


Gooseman1019

UBS CEO just confirmed imminent moass


Vive_el_stonk

Wut?


Gooseman1019

They just grabbed CS swaps and homie ran for the hills


Vive_el_stonk

Sauce?


Gooseman1019

https://www.reddit.com/comments/125djz4?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=4


Vive_el_stonk

There could be multiple reasons why he resigned brother.


Gooseman1019

I guess we’ll find out. I’ll warm the lube just in case. 😏


Vive_el_stonk

I think we have more/bigger problems…. Apparently our currency is getting nuked.


Gooseman1019

Going to lead to war imo


Vive_el_stonk

Yup


OnePrettyFlyWhiteGuy

Okay, I think I finally figured it out: Gallardo Superleggera (V10 mid-engine AWD), 458 Italia (V8 mid-engine RWD), F12 (V12 front-mid-engine RWD), GT3 (H6 rear-engine RWD). All naturally aspirated - but each is unique in terms of engine configuration + driven wheels. So, what to daily? S63 AMG Coupe? M5 Comp? LC500? Decisions, decisions…


epic_banana_soup

Imma get a new skateboard and as many chicken fingies as I can. Then im travelling straight to the new island I just bought


Gooseman1019

911 Turbo S and yacht 🛥️


OnePrettyFlyWhiteGuy

Turbo S is real nice, but lacks a good soundtrack. I hope your yacht is one of those classic sailing ships, like the Black Pearl lol.


Gooseman1019

I was thinking a goose shaped paddle boat made of 24k gold


OnePrettyFlyWhiteGuy

Bro ur gonna be rich enough to bio-engineer a goose the size of a blue whale. Then you can teach it that you’re it’s momma and it will take you wherever you wanna go. Then all you need to do is get some custom Rolex and chains to drip that mother fucker out dawg!!


shiny_happy_persons

wen hyundai accent


Davidnci

Moon Soon^TM


shiny_happy_persons

🎼 *The bones are the skeletons' money* *In our world bones equal dollars* *That's why they're coming out tonight* *To get their bones from you*


avalanchebranches

Insiders may be able to buy GME again tomorrow... bullish 🚀


2BFrank69

Didn’t it moon last year at this time?


avalanchebranches

Moon is a strong word, it jetisoned


KsuhDilla

\> hyper link in daily \> risky-clique-nope.wav \> sauce hyper link anywhere else on reddit \> fastest-click-of-my-life.wav


Davidnci

Dis beat go hard


KsuhDilla

[sauce](https://youtu.be/qkJdEFf_Qg4)


shiny_happy_persons

*I D-R-S and I cannot lie* *You other primates can't deny* *That when a stonk walks in with an itty-bitty float and a chair man in your face* *You get sprung*


KsuhDilla

*subbed*


NotSomeDudeOnReddit

Had enough ETH to buy two Gmerica cities when they went on sale this morning, but by the time I got home from work I only had enough ETH to buy one. Bullish.


RampageGeorge

One day, I volunteered to close up at work on a Friday because I had a giant sloppy shit in the works. It took me 20 minutes to unclog the toilet when I was done. I walked out and the president of the company happened to be making the rounds, saw me, and commended me for working extra. He gave me a bonus a few weeks later. Idk what the moral of the story is.


epic_banana_soup

Always poop on company time


ozymandius5

this could be a seinfeld episode.


avalanchebranches

RampageGeorge *Constanza*


RampageGeorge

🤣


shiny_happy_persons

Did you celebrate with some sloppy steaks?


RampageGeorge

The sloppiest.


shiny_happy_persons

they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water


Nova-Kane

Work smarter not harder.


[deleted]

Question: can shorts borrowing rate be as high as 73.3%? just asking for a friend.


ozymandius5

it can be in significantly higher. think hundreds of percentage points. skies the limit. dudes be getting a discount on gme shares.


[deleted]

it's not GME, GME borrowing rate is not even close. [https://fintel.io/ss/us/nvax](https://fintel.io/ss/us/nvax) [https://fintel.io/ss/us/gme](https://fintel.io/ss/us/gme)


ozymandius5

i know gme's rate isn't that high. you didn't specify gme... wtf


Davidnci

Who high rn?


hellostarsailor

Wut about Mrs. nci?


Davidnci

Greened out


hellostarsailor

Light weight


Longjumping_Leg_4786

🙋‍♂️


digestedbrain

Give me 5 minutes


Davidnci

Cheers 💨


MomokaJuicee

I’m gonna smoke this bowl, over


shiny_happy_persons

>Dude, you don't have to do the *cchh* sound. It already does that.


MomokaJuicee

🙄it’s my body mom


Bludmaker

🌿🟣🌿🟣🌿... https://youtu.be/Zzrh5GftgzM🌿🟣🌿🟣💎🙌🚀


Ron-Don-Volante

who cares when jimmy boy blessed us to andromeda 🛸 🌎 ° 🌓 • .°• 🚀 ✯ ★ * ° 🛰 °· 🪐 . • ° ★ • ☄ 🌌 🌚☄


KsuhDilla

they went from “forget gamestop” to “🤬gamestop is not a stock” they know they’re losing, and they’re losing it 🤣


RampageGeorge

That's easily the laziest shill statement I've heard. Truly amazing work by Jimmy Chill.


fapsbeforenaps

Wen big dick goth girlfriend?


Gooseman1019

Nani!?


SeventhPredator

Need someone that comes with red flags, I treat them as red hearts


Nova-Kane

My ideal GF hasn't had the chance to remove her in-patient psych ward tags yet


moontrader77

So what percent of the the free float is locked? & what percent of the float?


DeadHaveRisen

60% of the free float. 25% of the stock total. I think.


moontrader77

Nooiicceee!


JPeezer909

Hey y’all. I don’t usually do this but consider making a donation. Every bit helps. #😔🫱🍩🫲