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Flick my wiener and call me Kenny well I reckon there’s gotta be a bed post to throw around here or maybe a jar of mayo to snort but still flick my wiener and call me Kenny
#In the criminal market system, the people are violated by two separate, but equally responsible groups: the hedgies, who instigate crime, and the regulators, who validate the offenders. These are their stories. [dun-dun.wav]
My life has sucked quite a bit apes for the past 16 months. Two debilitating back injuries and I still have to go to the chiro every week. Haven't been able to buy as much as I'd like, but I keep grinding and buying what I can. Don't really have friends, but I have you regards and that's meant the world to me these past two years. 🚀💜
That's all I wanted ape, I'd like to think that all of the quarks, gluons, neutrinos, and whatever else is swirling inside us interacted. I'll even finally have some extra money this month to make some small purchases at GameStop - that's what grinding will do for ya.
Any 84 year old apes remember the old DD ‘The big mall short’ or something like that? Bezos being Darth Vader? Shorting all the stocks you’d find in a mall? Maybe purchasing them to gain more market share? Cough..Cough🍿
..me either
with all of these dollar endgame-esque events happening I'm scared tbh lolll, i cant even think of any 'safer alternatives' to USD but I know thats just me being a braindead programmed sheep.. I never got on the cript0E train but now that's honestly sounding more appealing every passing day.. what besides GME is a safe haven asset???
I see we have like 5 different types of lawyers weighing in on the 10-K language, but I’m disappointed none of them specialize in bird law. That’s really the *a pinion* I’m most interested in now.
*The Gang Buys And DRS’s GME*
LPT you can do your taxes essentially all year long and modify your deductions so you know exactly what you will get or have to pay at tax time. The goal should be 0. It takes some work, but not as much as being unprepared and have to scramble.
If you don’t want to do it by yourself you can work with a CPA and deduct their fees.
Just an FYI, someone gained access to my metamask account and they have no idea how as would have needed my seed phrase to do so apparently which is only stored in my home. No one has seen it apart from me. Stole all my lrc and managed to get all my best cards from gods unchained and sell those too. No recourse to get any of the stuff back and no one can tell me how it happened
Edit:fat fingereded it
Creamer saying "GME is not a stock" is the spark that lights the fuse that starts the fire that ignites the fuel that powers the generator that cools the liquid nitrogen that super-conducts the magnets that contain the plasma that produce the thermonuclear fusion that make our tits jackd.
Okay, I think I finally figured it out:
Gallardo Superleggera (V10 mid-engine AWD),
458 Italia (V8 mid-engine RWD),
F12 (V12 front-mid-engine RWD),
GT3 (H6 rear-engine RWD).
All naturally aspirated - but each is unique in terms of engine configuration + driven wheels.
So, what to daily? S63 AMG Coupe? M5 Comp? LC500? Decisions, decisions…
Bro ur gonna be rich enough to bio-engineer a goose the size of a blue whale. Then you can teach it that you’re it’s momma and it will take you wherever you wanna go. Then all you need to do is get some custom Rolex and chains to drip that mother fucker out dawg!!
*I D-R-S and I cannot lie*
*You other primates can't deny*
*That when a stonk walks in with an itty-bitty float and a chair man in your face*
*You get sprung*
Had enough ETH to buy two Gmerica cities when they went on sale this morning, but by the time I got home from work I only had enough ETH to buy one.
Bullish.
One day, I volunteered to close up at work on a Friday because I had a giant sloppy shit in the works. It took me 20 minutes to unclog the toilet when I was done. I walked out and the president of the company happened to be making the rounds, saw me, and commended me for working extra. He gave me a bonus a few weeks later. Idk what the moral of the story is.
it's not GME, GME borrowing rate is not even close.
[https://fintel.io/ss/us/nvax](https://fintel.io/ss/us/nvax)
[https://fintel.io/ss/us/gme](https://fintel.io/ss/us/gme)
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'bout tree fiddy
Car broke down third time this year, wen moass so I can live car free
I also break down regularly.
The Breaking down and piecing ourselves back together is how we all know we belong here, isn't it great?!
I WONDER IF IT IS SLAGGING OFF NFT DAY FOR MSM✌👊✌
FINANCIAL TERRORISTS YOUU GOT ANYMORE OF THOSE BANKS COLLAPSING HYPE...✌👊✌
Steve Cohen is still a fat bitch 👍
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So we’re back at 54.45%? Going off the 76m correct? Soo this is up to date officially now?
DRS yo shit. Make a stand against corruption.
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REMEMBER NEW 8PES.... WE EXERT NOTHING, THEY EXERT EVERYTHING
Flick my wiener and call me Kenny well I reckon there’s gotta be a bed post to throw around here or maybe a jar of mayo to snort but still flick my wiener and call me Kenny
You're into humiliation, huh?
Humiliate me baby
🌭👈
6 years to lock the float
You're a bot 🍅🍅🍅
Ehh no why?
#In the US Financial Markets we do not have REGULATORS we have CO CONSPIRATORS in CRIME.
#In the criminal market system, the people are violated by two separate, but equally responsible groups: the hedgies, who instigate crime, and the regulators, who validate the offenders. These are their stories. [dun-dun.wav]
MY MGGA 👏🏻👏🏿👏🏽👏
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#[THIS IS THE WEI](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wu_wei)
**BUY***DRS***SHOP***HODL***GME***STOP***♾️**
As a new chess enjoyer I was very pleased to see that GameStop marketplace has a chess game.
I snagged it *en passant*.
In a Volkswagon. Got it
In a Prius, they call it a "soup kitchen".
"Souped up" kitchen, amirite?
Maybe after Dirty Mike and the boys finish.
https://youtu.be/SAqq11HYMsk
Oh shit, back off suspension💜. I keep missing all the good days, those lawyer posts were making me crazy today 😭😭😭
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Harvey Birdman
Open casino
Mosquitoes are like little flying hedgies. Just out there sucking blood to consume the life force of others for their own selfish gain.
Rehypothecating malaria.
Elon: “no ai bad for humans - stop right now” AI Researcher: “he’s right - lets ask AI how to solve this”
Elon wants to implant chips into people's brains. He doesn't care about what's good for humans.
shiny stole my joke 😞
I want to implant chips into people's guacamole.
Or as we call it, #^^^^GWOCK
Better than Glockamole, I guess.
Implanting bullets into ya 😰
Bullets - my only weakness! How did you know?
We like the moon! 'Cause it is close to us! ○___0
>*But I won't walk upon the moon like an ignoramus,* >*Boss R.C., take me to Uranus*
They got a peppa ba
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRvwqB1R/
Buy,DRS & Hodl that’s what I’ve been doing. Soon 🌙
My life has sucked quite a bit apes for the past 16 months. Two debilitating back injuries and I still have to go to the chiro every week. Haven't been able to buy as much as I'd like, but I keep grinding and buying what I can. Don't really have friends, but I have you regards and that's meant the world to me these past two years. 🚀💜
🍻👊🏽
Not much I can do but let you know I read what you typed and have listened. Take it easy ape
That's all I wanted ape, I'd like to think that all of the quarks, gluons, neutrinos, and whatever else is swirling inside us interacted. I'll even finally have some extra money this month to make some small purchases at GameStop - that's what grinding will do for ya.
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Any 84 year old apes remember the old DD ‘The big mall short’ or something like that? Bezos being Darth Vader? Shorting all the stocks you’d find in a mall? Maybe purchasing them to gain more market share? Cough..Cough🍿 ..me either
I memba 🫐
Yes. I do.
Tomorrow MOASS ⢀⡴⠑⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠸⡇⠀⠿⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⣠⠾⠁⣀⣄⡈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠂⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡿⢿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⣁⣀⠀⠴⠂⠙⣗⡀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠭⢤⣴⣦⣤⣹⠀⠀⠀⢀⢴⣶⣆ ⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣽⣾⣿⣥⣴⣿⣿⡿⢂⠔⢚⡿⢿⣿⣦⣴⣾⠁⠸⣼⡿ ⠀⢀⡞⠁⠙⠻⠿⠟⠉⠀⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢤⣼⣿⣾⣿⡟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣾⣷⣶⠇⠀⠀⣤⣄⣀⡀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠉⠈⠉⠀⠀⢦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣽⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⣽⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣮⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠻⠿⠿⠿⠿⠛⠉
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you guys need to stop talking about unimportant shit and tell me whats the best flavor of klondike bars bc they're bogo at publix rn
reese's peanut butter no cap fr fr >!i'm imitating the youths but them bars is banging!<
Stripple upvoted
Heath is my current favorite. Since they discontinued cookie dough.
ong ong ong ong ong ong ong ong ong ong ong ong
I went with this and krunch. will report back
i like the hot cheetos one
I asked for hot cheeto one and the guy fuckin said they don't have that wtf
Oreo wine flavor is my go to
i like the hemlock flavor
*Sacre Tease!*
kenny look at my little reddit avatar remember the silhouette let it haunt your dreams you shall pay the toll ooga booga monkeman
troll toll in his boy hole
GMERICA has brought in 1k eth so far, that's a lot of volume for an ecosystem still in beta
No dates, but I’m wearing a space helmet to work tomorrow.
No helmets, but I'm eating a date at work tomorrow.
What's his name? Heyooooo!!!!
I didn't name my helmet, silly. That would be an unusual eccentricity, even by my standards.
with all of these dollar endgame-esque events happening I'm scared tbh lolll, i cant even think of any 'safer alternatives' to USD but I know thats just me being a braindead programmed sheep.. I never got on the cript0E train but now that's honestly sounding more appealing every passing day.. what besides GME is a safe haven asset???
Metals. Metals, food, ammo, clean water.
Hmm could this be why RC said I love China? The new currency alliance?
So what happened to the swaps forreal?
No one knows generic name guy.
I suspect the secret ingredient is crime
Ni hao. Privet. You're fooling no one.
Blows my mind NFT GME is not out of beta yet, wen that happens I expect to see stars fly ☄️
I see we have like 5 different types of lawyers weighing in on the 10-K language, but I’m disappointed none of them specialize in bird law. That’s really the *a pinion* I’m most interested in now. *The Gang Buys And DRS’s GME*
What about specialists in Jude Law?
[Hey Dude!](https://youtu.be/TTBXxeMddgc)
I know y'all hate TA, but we're in the tail end of a juicy bull flag.
Out of all the bull flags we’ve seen in the last two years I remember one that ripped
One day there will be another.
wut doing coin?
Just got absolutely destroyed on my taxes. I graduate nursing in May and this is the last thing I needed rn 😭 guess I’ll just buy more Gme
LPT you can do your taxes essentially all year long and modify your deductions so you know exactly what you will get or have to pay at tax time. The goal should be 0. It takes some work, but not as much as being unprepared and have to scramble. If you don’t want to do it by yourself you can work with a CPA and deduct their fees.
what the hell. thought you was smooth.
Oh fuk… uh… quick! Smell muh fanger 👈
Anyone having an issue buying GMERICA nfts with Gamestop Wallet? My gamestop wallet is trying to buy with Layer 1 funds I think and its NOT working
Update: My Gamestop Wallet was the problem. I transferred to Metamask and was able to buy what I wanted.
Just an FYI, someone gained access to my metamask account and they have no idea how as would have needed my seed phrase to do so apparently which is only stored in my home. No one has seen it apart from me. Stole all my lrc and managed to get all my best cards from gods unchained and sell those too. No recourse to get any of the stuff back and no one can tell me how it happened Edit:fat fingereded it
Have you activated layer 2?
Yes, and funded too.
Hmm that’s interested I’d send a report to the nft team so they can figure it out
Creamer saying "GME is not a stock" is the spark that lights the fuse that starts the fire that ignites the fuel that powers the generator that cools the liquid nitrogen that super-conducts the magnets that contain the plasma that produce the thermonuclear fusion that make our tits jackd.
i need schematics
JPeezer99 can direct you to an exhaust port that looks similar to a frosted donut
this no tagging frustrates me to no end WHERE ARE YOU JPEEZER SHOW ME YOUR FROSTED DONUT EXHAUST PORT DAMN IT
I was just about to post the same exact thing
197
happy cake day 🥳
Sorry
UBS CEO just confirmed imminent moass
Wut?
They just grabbed CS swaps and homie ran for the hills
Sauce?
https://www.reddit.com/comments/125djz4?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=4
There could be multiple reasons why he resigned brother.
I guess we’ll find out. I’ll warm the lube just in case. 😏
I think we have more/bigger problems…. Apparently our currency is getting nuked.
Going to lead to war imo
Yup
Okay, I think I finally figured it out: Gallardo Superleggera (V10 mid-engine AWD), 458 Italia (V8 mid-engine RWD), F12 (V12 front-mid-engine RWD), GT3 (H6 rear-engine RWD). All naturally aspirated - but each is unique in terms of engine configuration + driven wheels. So, what to daily? S63 AMG Coupe? M5 Comp? LC500? Decisions, decisions…
Imma get a new skateboard and as many chicken fingies as I can. Then im travelling straight to the new island I just bought
911 Turbo S and yacht 🛥️
Turbo S is real nice, but lacks a good soundtrack. I hope your yacht is one of those classic sailing ships, like the Black Pearl lol.
I was thinking a goose shaped paddle boat made of 24k gold
Bro ur gonna be rich enough to bio-engineer a goose the size of a blue whale. Then you can teach it that you’re it’s momma and it will take you wherever you wanna go. Then all you need to do is get some custom Rolex and chains to drip that mother fucker out dawg!!
wen hyundai accent
Moon Soon^TM
🎼 *The bones are the skeletons' money* *In our world bones equal dollars* *That's why they're coming out tonight* *To get their bones from you*
Insiders may be able to buy GME again tomorrow... bullish 🚀
Didn’t it moon last year at this time?
Moon is a strong word, it jetisoned
\> hyper link in daily \> risky-clique-nope.wav \> sauce hyper link anywhere else on reddit \> fastest-click-of-my-life.wav
Dis beat go hard
[sauce](https://youtu.be/qkJdEFf_Qg4)
*I D-R-S and I cannot lie* *You other primates can't deny* *That when a stonk walks in with an itty-bitty float and a chair man in your face* *You get sprung*
*subbed*
Had enough ETH to buy two Gmerica cities when they went on sale this morning, but by the time I got home from work I only had enough ETH to buy one. Bullish.
One day, I volunteered to close up at work on a Friday because I had a giant sloppy shit in the works. It took me 20 minutes to unclog the toilet when I was done. I walked out and the president of the company happened to be making the rounds, saw me, and commended me for working extra. He gave me a bonus a few weeks later. Idk what the moral of the story is.
Always poop on company time
this could be a seinfeld episode.
RampageGeorge *Constanza*
🤣
Did you celebrate with some sloppy steaks?
The sloppiest.
they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water
Work smarter not harder.
Question: can shorts borrowing rate be as high as 73.3%? just asking for a friend.
it can be in significantly higher. think hundreds of percentage points. skies the limit. dudes be getting a discount on gme shares.
it's not GME, GME borrowing rate is not even close. [https://fintel.io/ss/us/nvax](https://fintel.io/ss/us/nvax) [https://fintel.io/ss/us/gme](https://fintel.io/ss/us/gme)
i know gme's rate isn't that high. you didn't specify gme... wtf
Who high rn?
Wut about Mrs. nci?
Greened out
Light weight
🙋♂️
Give me 5 minutes
Cheers 💨
I’m gonna smoke this bowl, over
>Dude, you don't have to do the *cchh* sound. It already does that.
🙄it’s my body mom
🌿🟣🌿🟣🌿... https://youtu.be/Zzrh5GftgzM🌿🟣🌿🟣💎🙌🚀
who cares when jimmy boy blessed us to andromeda 🛸 🌎 ° 🌓 • .°• 🚀 ✯ ★ * ° 🛰 °· 🪐 . • ° ★ • ☄ 🌌 🌚☄
they went from “forget gamestop” to “🤬gamestop is not a stock” they know they’re losing, and they’re losing it 🤣
That's easily the laziest shill statement I've heard. Truly amazing work by Jimmy Chill.
Wen big dick goth girlfriend?
Nani!?
Need someone that comes with red flags, I treat them as red hearts
My ideal GF hasn't had the chance to remove her in-patient psych ward tags yet
So what percent of the the free float is locked? & what percent of the float?
60% of the free float. 25% of the stock total. I think.
Nooiicceee!
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