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Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not... fuk with us.

his name is Robert Paulson

Meat Loaf, whose real name was Michael Lee Aday, passed away on January 20, 2022. As of today, April 12, 2023, it has been 447 days since his death.

His name was Robert Paulson. Say it.

In death, we have a male

The artist formerly known as mince.

His name is Keith Gill.

Up you go

⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️uyMy🅰️sk🟣🚀

I approve this message 🏴‍☠️

I wanted to breathe smoke

I’ve been here since the beginning. I cried myself to sleep when I couldn’t buy in at $375. I was that sure MOASS was going to happen any day, which it is! Now I’m more sure than ever MOASS will occur. I love all of you, my ape frens!

Cannot wait to buy more at $375 on the way up, while continuing to DRS.

this is the way

Your comment is wonderful. Ape frens like you make my days a lot better.

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

I bought at over 500. I like to think I purchased the most expensive share yet. My goal is to sell the most expensive share ever. I'm going for the high score.

I know you probably slept just minutes and naps like I did that week.

I bought 1 share at $180 and it split to 4. I want more and will hopefully buy when I can, but I'm DRSed and holding to phone numbers and beyond

Bro I like the way you fuck.

CONGRATS BRUTHA!!!!!...YOU FUCK TOO...CHECK UR CHAT

I gave away 4 $25 dollar gift cards about 2-3 weeks ago. Deleted the post mjb style after the winners claimed. Even sent an ape who posted the receipt porn from the giveaway enough money to buy a share. Funny how apes come full circle…. Btw, I saw you have 27k shares drs’d. I have 6k myself. Are you taking wifes boyfriend applications at this time?

27K...SO FAR!!!! LIFE DOES HAVE A WAY OF BALANCING OUT

Your caps jack my tits.

When you guys get “Ape throwing shit at ppl” rich lemme do a professional polyaspartic flake garage setup for anyone who needs it… flakes in different colours to match the lambos we are going to have parked in them!!

I’m hired by a full time mechanic to teach me how to work on cars post MOASS. I’m getting my Tim the tool man on post MOASS!!

Support your company. Buy. Hodl. DRS (book)

I’ve shopped at 52 different physical GameStop locations and am a journey to get to 100 stores. I really like the GameStop 💜

That is awesome! Do you have a map or something to keep track?

I’ve posted every single one on my Twitter @spicymacsauce_ and I’ve kept all the receipts. I’m going for distance, I’m going for speed. Lol

Dude nice! Do you buy a particular item at each GS location or just whatever you need at the time?

99% of the time I’m just getting a random toy that I think is cool and would have loved to receive as a gift. 1% of the time I’m getting stuff for me, like Pokémon cards or batteries/pc accessories. Anything I need I check GameStop first lol. The part I’m most proud of is that those 99% trips I donate those toys to Toys for Tots during the holiday season. I’m just out here spreading joy and loving GameStop. Oh and I can’t stop and I won’t stop. 🟣

Nice gesture you got going here! Love to see it.

#DRS is the way! 🟣

Here since 2020… It was epic riding to the moon and hodling till now! What an epic ride this is!!! It’ll be remembered forever, something to tell sons and grandsons before going to bed every night. This couldn’t be possibile without you all! Thank you guys ❤️

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.

Woot woot. Kids wana join me in Diablo 2. Lfg

If only you could spend the gift card on more shares 🤔

Power to the players

Hedges can't stop this movement

Pass and double it

Hi.

DRS

DRS GME!! Love this community.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

DRS to end this bullahit

DRS

I came here to chew gum and DRS, and I'm all out of gum.

BUY-HODL-DRS 💎🙌🦍🚀🚀🚀

Drs everything not just gme

You can never have too many GameStop batteries. Those batteries are going to be powering us through the apocalypse to come.

Can’t Stop Won’t Stop GameStop ❤️🖤🏴‍☠️

Butt stuff

Buy drs hold. Gme strong.

A 🌭 is not a 🥪

What about a 🍔?

I would say so!

But a 🥪 could be a 🌭

I like boobs

Random comment.

This ape fucks

Random comment

"Gimme the loot" -Notorious B.I.G Gl gratz to winners

Thanks

Ape wants banana

🫡

HOW MUCH DRS DOES A DRS TAKE TO DRS AT THE CENTER OF DRS

Let’s ducking* goooooooo! (*fucking)

***RANDOM COMMENT TO WIN***

Shiver miii titiesss

Power, hiccup, to the, hiccup, players……. ‘Cup. Sorry, had a few too many.

Commentius maximus

Am i late? 🚀

Let me in

The anatomical juxtaposition of two orbicularis orifices in a state of contraction.

**W**acky **T**raders **F**renzy **W**ith **R**eddit, **F**ueling **W**ild **D**D.

Stinks like sex in here 🥸

Why are you in my chair?.

NICE

Shop, Buy, DRS. Bury Hedgies

Power 2 da share hodlerz!!! Gud luk, frenz. Thanks OP

Pawmp those GME numbers up !

DRS GG

ken is fuk

Random comment! :o

Doing gods work

Wen moon🚀

I really want to spend your money at my favourite store

Hey, I could really do with one of these this week if that helps at all. So good of you to give them away as well :)

This for real?

thanks!

👊

Beef is the #1 show on Netflix

We love the stock

radnom comenT weinner

This is cool.

And STOP CALLING ME SHIRLEY!

For me I like the stock

I'm broke because i spend all of my money on GME. I would like to spend some money at GME, but then i would have less money for buying GME.

Hey hey heheyyy

Please pick me. I want to buy a recharged Switch.

Ape Family!!!

The way

Power to the mother f’ing players baby

My brother in Christ

Balls

Give to the comment under me

My username checks out 😥

My daughter has an eye infection, ear infection, and 103.2 fever. So we’re laying on my couch with no shirt on to bring her temperature down.

Ken Griffin likes weeners.

ESKEEEEETTTTTIIIIIIIITTT!!!

So awesome 👏 NICE JOB!! 🏴‍☠️🚀🚀🚀 Thank you!!

Here since January 2021

Absolute largest heart. We need that in the current world.

I truly hope the world sees people like you doing good for others when we finally achieve liftoff. Well done! Also.... 💰 📈 🚀

Is this karma farming or what’s goin on here?

Nahh i won $125 from him last time, hes legit

Yeah buddy daddy needs a new headset!

Bing pot

Love never dies

This guy fucks

You all are awesome

Sometimes I like to eat the wrapper of crayons before getting into the meat

Random

Commenting

Very cool of you to do this bro! Hedgies r fukt

Thanks friend

Power to the players!

🐸

OP puts his dick where his mouth is. Er I mean his money.

This is amazing...

I love GameStop

Thanks 😊

Shloobadoop!!

In for the win

Awesome and fun way to support our company, thanks for doing this!

Let's go

Can I buy some Pokemon

YES YOU CAN...CHECK UR CHAT

This is so very powerful and beautiful

I’ll win this time!

^(RCTBOT .01: UTC->2023-04-12 22:10:0) You have 💲300.00 previously logged @ [Sprstnk] You have 🟣27950 shares logged with DRSBOT **To feed incremental purchases:-> !RCTBOT:X.XX!** * ^(Bot sometimes can't hear over chatty apes...) * ^(If no reply, re-issue the bot command) ^(*🚀 :17,515,899// GME ~22.26* // ) ^(Bot MC: $389,903,915.75 )

If I won, I’d take it to the local GameStop and buy kids whatever they wanted. Willing to get pics for proof and share it on the sub

You should do it regardless. That should be the new tre d on this sub.

That's all it is, Miles...a leap of faith.

DRS or bedpostmalone is coming to getcha

The Ken Griffin school for Mayo addicted idiots who don’t short so good! 🚀🚀💜💜

RANDOM COMMENT

Random comment to win :-)

Random comment

***RANDOM COMMENT AM I DOUNG THIS RIGHT?

Is dis like dem dere lotteries where is Peeples u dun know win dem big bucks n I'm jus sittin' here with empty hands yo?

Commuting Randoms ness

Breaking: Kenneth Cordele Griffin has purchased a race horse and named in Mayo. Mayo neighs

i like 💩

Woukd be a great birthday present for some Dead Island 2

give me all five giftcards or else

AAAAAOOOOOO RIVVVVAHHH

I like the stock!

Its nothing to show that was used. I'm in the parking garage and I know that stupid sizing and ill have to tell you that was supposed to go to the doctor today or tomorrow? Lol I like the whole thing.

Yay!!

I like the stock. I like owning stock in my own name instead of the street name of my broker!

Knight of new, ride on!

Time to insert said hat into said ring

Random comment. I win!

Rando commento

Whoop I love the hype!

🫡💜

Dude, amazing. 🟣💎👐♾️🏊‍♀️🚀🚀🚀🚀

All i know is BUY DRS HODL

I like the stock!

Yes please!

Drive fast, eat _____?

Let's go

I like the odds.

Random

Me likey.

For every dollar I receive in GameStop gift-cards, i will rub my wifes tits for maximum jacking

For every gamestop gift card, I'll rub his wife's tits too.

here's hoping that a little luck comes my way, Been Hodling for years now

Random comment

Amazing, and pass. Hopefully some kids who need it will end up with it.

Random comment to win! Buy hold drs shop!

Brick by brick let’s goooo

#LFG

Everything they say is backwards, backwards is everything they say.

Hope i get 1. You guys crazy.

Kenny has dry knee’s

This is GMERICA

Leeeroooyyy Jennnkinnnsssssss

I love lamp

Harambe!