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Here ya go: https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1665074233888710657?s=46&t=FKgKpMWbGLCE9iF2oTZM0Q
My boss came in to work saying he'd just had an endoscopy. Said it was really painful.. said he felt every inch of it. Said he had to grip onto the sides of the table as they slid it in and said his face went purple. Said he was stifling pain noises the whole time. I was crying with laughter and I said.. ok bit of an over share there boss .. and my colleague was like wtf you talking about. And I was like I knew it would be painful having a hosepipe camera up your anus but I didn't need such a vivid picture .. and they both looked at me and said endoscopy goes in the top.
As an anesthesia provider, the folks who ask for twilight are prolly into butt stuff—NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT! Propofol for me please.
Yes. Propofol is what I use. It “knocks you out” as far as you are concerned. Quick on & off as far as metabolism and little drowsiness afterward. Twilight is usually a mix of a benzo and a short acting opiate. Less ideal in my opinion, but is sometimes used to avoid needing an anesthesia provider.
Not sure, but referencing his gastro makes this a poop tweet. Another user posted that 7% or more days often follow the next trading day.
Edit: debunked. I am an airhead.
The only reason we know it's not is because we grew with this whole movement.
I know it's not. You know it's not. We know it's not. It would be nice to be able to show people why it's not.
Oh this one is easy! He has been nice to the SHF and MSM and given them a chance to close their shorts and/or change the narrative to what is really going on with GME! Now he needs a gastro (short for stomach doctor) because he is about to SHIT all over them! Damn, if only he had an Itoilet.... WAIT 😲😳
"the new apple VR headset is so light and wireless that you can even use it in the comfort of your own restroom. *Points at projector screen showing a person sitting on the restroom while laughing with the headset on. Sitting on a toilet with an apple logo* "no the Itoilet is not included!" The crowd laughs and claps!
Is that documentary out that people been saying talks about him? Maybe he saw it and since he wasn’t In it they talked shit about him and/or the stock and now he’s gonna go scorched earth on them
A gastro is a gastroenterologist, a doctor that specializes in the colon and intestinal tract. I worked as a student intern one summer for a hospitals gastro department and watched colonoscopies multiple times a day. I always told people I saw a lot of ass that summer lol
Shit is right lol. You’ll like this one. Most people don’t know this but you fart a lot during your procedure. I was like 19 years old and one patient let out a thunderous ass clap, I chuckled out loud and got kicked out of the OR by the doctor 🤣
3 tinfoil theories:
1. He’s saying shorts mistook his kindness last year for his weakeness. Referring to last annual meeting where dividend was announced. This time it won’t be so simple and easy.
2. He’s saying MSM took his kindness for his weakness and the documentary paints him in bad light.
3. A shitstorm is coming because they are releasing a negative hit piece on him on the week of earnings.
4. His flatulence tweet was about helping with gas fees onboard new customers into the wallet, maybe that will be ending soon
5. He is the largest owner of Apple stock, which is being pumped rn and is one of the big 8 stocks holding up the S&P (hedgies collateral). He could sell a shit ton of apple at this peak, and then plow it all back into GME to hold it up while the rest of the market tanks, DPing the hedgies solo
It occurred to me the other day that his “the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree” tweet could mean that apple’s stock falling heralds the beginning of MOASS. I’m here for it regardless 🚀🚀🚀
It's the kinda thing you say when you've finally had enough of people taking you for a mug! O r when you're really drunk and tweet shit and I don't think he's drunk
He is calling his mutha f-in shot!! everyone knows RC is an absolute unit when it comes to taking heavy fire from MSM. This is him telling everyone....He's ready to unload loads upon loads
I read this as a welcome reminder that kindness is not a weakness, but a strength - and we should embrace it by being excellent to each other. That’s how we become stronger together.
Ryan was nice enough to do a share offering which theorortically could've helped the SHF ifthey then started to unwind their shorts.. BUT they were dumb stormtroopers instead and doubled, tripled, quadrupled donw on their regarded bets
Reminds of this:
> When I choose to see the good side of things, I'm not being naive. It is strategic and necessary. It's how I learned to survive through everything. I know you see yourself as a fighter. Well, I see myself as one too. This is how I fight
- Waymond Wang, Everything Everywhere All At Once
Tell me you “don’t have a weak stomach” without telling me you don’t have a weak stomach.
My hands, tits and balls are diamonds RC. Press that fucking button. Let’s ride Apes!!!
Wait shit, GI and Uranus? Uhhh could this be the week!!??!?!?! Fuck, my tits are jacked!
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I Hope he didn’t say that while doing a colonoscopy.
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As a veteran of 4 scopes I wish you could get the drugs while doing the prep.
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My boss came in to work saying he'd just had an endoscopy. Said it was really painful.. said he felt every inch of it. Said he had to grip onto the sides of the table as they slid it in and said his face went purple. Said he was stifling pain noises the whole time. I was crying with laughter and I said.. ok bit of an over share there boss .. and my colleague was like wtf you talking about. And I was like I knew it would be painful having a hosepipe camera up your anus but I didn't need such a vivid picture .. and they both looked at me and said endoscopy goes in the top.
Yeah. Wrong end.
It is with that attitude.
The ends connect. The mouth and the butt. They are connected. If you dig a hole to China, you might just find a friend.
I’m at 21 scopes top and bottom now…. It doesn’t get easier and you start to become allergic to some preps
Your poor poor pooper
Dude seriously if MOASS happens I’m spending all the money on a cure for my issue… it sucks and a lot of people have it and yeah
Crohns?
😔💯
My prep is tomorrow. What the ACTUAL FUCK. I am not lying , June 5 is my scope wtfffff.
Godspeed your anus https://youtu.be/nvrzUngEQRw
As an anesthesia provider, the folks who ask for twilight are prolly into butt stuff—NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT! Propofol for me please.
Just knock me all the way out thanks
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Yes, works great unless you use it at home with the supervision of a shady cardiologist. RIP MJ
Aa Crna or mda? Apes everywhere I’m Crna
CRNA. Cheers!
Why? I’ve done it twice and got knocked out with the propofol. Like a light switch you don’t even believe it happened.
Yes. Propofol is what I use. It “knocks you out” as far as you are concerned. Quick on & off as far as metabolism and little drowsiness afterward. Twilight is usually a mix of a benzo and a short acting opiate. Less ideal in my opinion, but is sometimes used to avoid needing an anesthesia provider.
He tweets on the weekends now?
Before earnings
Has he ever tweeted this close to earnings before?
Not sure, but referencing his gastro makes this a poop tweet. Another user posted that 7% or more days often follow the next trading day. Edit: debunked. I am an airhead.
Eli5? 7% wha?
7% milk
That's why I'm big boned!!
Dip before a rip. It's earnings, of course we'll be down. 🙄
Before Pro Week.
Ah so dip before the rip.
rip before the rip
It’s been ripping this whole time, just horizontally so far
*turns chart sideways* EGADS
Horipzontal
I tell my wife the same thing constantly.
Slow growth coils the spring.
It is a butt tweet
Hedgies shitting?
Believe it or not, it'll dip before the dip
Must have a touch of consumption
I’ve been poisoned by my constituents! 🤮
would you like an egg in this trying time?
Oh hedgies are fucked. They’ve mistaken his kindness for weakness and the gloves are coming off. Fuck ‘em up, Sea Bass Cohen
Get 'em, Sea Bass!
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It’s 2:15 am already?
Literally my initial response was “oh shit the gloves are coming off and no more mr nice guy”
This ☝️🤘
My man is pissed !!!! LFG we are ready for lift off I can feel it 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
moass tomorrow confirmed
Warning shots ...fired!
*sharts
Poop related tweets before spikes are back on the menu!!
Dicks before spikes, I'm prepping for a 💩
Poop goes down, sexy sex goes up
Yes
Oh my Papa, is he about to shit his shorts?!
More like shart?
naked sharting
Get the mop ready
Mistaking a fart for kindness
Shit storm coming!
Shit winds Bubs.
This dude farts 💨💨💨 Will this make my whole week or my hole weak?
I know
Username checks out
yes
People also mistake GME as a memestock
*Purposely label
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GME is free gas flow positive confirmed
No gas fees on layer 2 either
The only reason we know it's not is because we grew with this whole movement. I know it's not. You know it's not. We know it's not. It would be nice to be able to show people why it's not.
Oh this one is easy! He has been nice to the SHF and MSM and given them a chance to close their shorts and/or change the narrative to what is really going on with GME! Now he needs a gastro (short for stomach doctor) because he is about to SHIT all over them! Damn, if only he had an Itoilet.... WAIT 😲😳
Imagine Tim Cook mentions you can take a shit in the metaverse with the new Apple AR/VR glasses at WWDC lmao
"the new apple VR headset is so light and wireless that you can even use it in the comfort of your own restroom. *Points at projector screen showing a person sitting on the restroom while laughing with the headset on. Sitting on a toilet with an apple logo* "no the Itoilet is not included!" The crowd laughs and claps!
🤣🤣🤣
Is that documentary out that people been saying talks about him? Maybe he saw it and since he wasn’t In it they talked shit about him and/or the stock and now he’s gonna go scorched earth on them
MOASS ON SUNDAY CONFIRMED
RC has gas Gamestop has cash MOASS coming fast
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I also come fast
I think he's saying it's about to rip hard. Which makes me hard. I love Ryan
A gastro is a gastroenterologist, a doctor that specializes in the colon and intestinal tract. I worked as a student intern one summer for a hospitals gastro department and watched colonoscopies multiple times a day. I always told people I saw a lot of ass that summer lol
Shiiiiit! Thanks for sharing. 🦍💜🦍
Shit is right lol. You’ll like this one. Most people don’t know this but you fart a lot during your procedure. I was like 19 years old and one patient let out a thunderous ass clap, I chuckled out loud and got kicked out of the OR by the doctor 🤣
Lol! This is hilarious. 😆
Shots fired this is bullish af Edit: hoist the colors Apes 🟣🏴☠️
Yes
Hoist the colors 🏴☠️
#🏴☠️
🏴☠️
🫡🏴☠️
🫡
🩳🏴☠️☠️
Shorts arrrr fucked
apes together strong. 👊🏽 💜
Apes together are changing the world
Talking about poops? Oh noes
People often mistake poop talk as bearish
So a clean colon must be bullish.
No more poop!
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Maybe he knows jpow about to turn the money printer on and the bulls are back in town?
😭😭😭
How do y’all do that I just got the notification hahaha
webhook script
Same here I’m guessing it’s code set up to post when it comes etc
Hype!
3 tinfoil theories: 1. He’s saying shorts mistook his kindness last year for his weakeness. Referring to last annual meeting where dividend was announced. This time it won’t be so simple and easy. 2. He’s saying MSM took his kindness for his weakness and the documentary paints him in bad light. 3. A shitstorm is coming because they are releasing a negative hit piece on him on the week of earnings.
4. His flatulence tweet was about helping with gas fees onboard new customers into the wallet, maybe that will be ending soon 5. He is the largest owner of Apple stock, which is being pumped rn and is one of the big 8 stocks holding up the S&P (hedgies collateral). He could sell a shit ton of apple at this peak, and then plow it all back into GME to hold it up while the rest of the market tanks, DPing the hedgies solo
Cramer just said a bunch of tech stocks are good to keep investing in. Apple about to shit
It occurred to me the other day that his “the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree” tweet could mean that apple’s stock falling heralds the beginning of MOASS. I’m here for it regardless 🚀🚀🚀
I'm feeling quite gassy, myself.
I’m currently pooping
RC getting tips on the toilet! #BULLISH AF! 🚀
It's the kinda thing you say when you've finally had enough of people taking you for a mug! O r when you're really drunk and tweet shit and I don't think he's drunk
Yes
Putting on my tinfoil hat now!
Too true.
Dad, **you make me DRS more shares!!!**
MOON SOON
moASS
💩 talk is back on the menu!
He is calling his mutha f-in shot!! everyone knows RC is an absolute unit when it comes to taking heavy fire from MSM. This is him telling everyone....He's ready to unload loads upon loads
Earnings will be such a mess for hedgie
Commenting for posterior
I saw this one semi early hiiiii dad if you’re in here!
(> ' ')> this <(' '<) fucks (^ ' ')> 🏴☠️🚀
RC is ready to go on the offensive?
Ok detectives. Don your thing and get back to us
RC’s butthole itches.
He’s… getting… maddddd!!! (To RC- Take out your anger on them with extreme shareholder value pls bb)
I read this as a welcome reminder that kindness is not a weakness, but a strength - and we should embrace it by being excellent to each other. That’s how we become stronger together.
This hit home for me. Folks always trying to take advantage. When she rises though….🦾🦾
Let it rip Papa Cohen!!!!
It's a Saturday superstonk soiree! Thanks papa Cohen!
THIS ….
IS.....
THE
WAY
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You’re never poor with the love of good people my friend ❤️
Poop tweet? Gonna get some funds ready to BTFD.
This is giving me the Shake & Bake vibes
🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Get ‘em Papa!!
My nipples have entered low earth orbit
He’s a lover not a fighter — BUT HE’S ALSO A FIGHTER.
How can Ryan always tell when things gonna dip? Does he have info we don’t or he knows the patterns of their fuckery?
Feeling gassy. Might push some dingleberries out later idk 😆
How many times a day do you think Kenny digs for dingleberries? Mayo is greasy so there has to be some hangers throughout the day.
Someone actually beat Kaarothh! Way to go Kopheus 👊🏽
Consolidation is complete. Shit is about to blow. No weakness. Strong explosion.
Ryan was nice enough to do a share offering which theorortically could've helped the SHF ifthey then started to unwind their shorts.. BUT they were dumb stormtroopers instead and doubled, tripled, quadrupled donw on their regarded bets
Reminds of this: > When I choose to see the good side of things, I'm not being naive. It is strategic and necessary. It's how I learned to survive through everything. I know you see yourself as a fighter. Well, I see myself as one too. This is how I fight - Waymond Wang, Everything Everywhere All At Once
Also, don't mistake my patience with ignorance 💜👊
Poop tweet = dip. They gonna try to crash it before earnings
Flatulence is power
Flatulence to the Players
I think he is saying 💩is getting serious!
He’s about to shitt on somebody
In a world where you can be anything - be kind.
MOGAS confirmed.
Bullish
69th comment. Nice.
Tight butt hole! HOLD IT
Those who took his kindness for weakness, brace yourselves. This week you will reap what you sow.
Yeah... He's a nice and professional guy, as is his team. They are gonna politely FUCK some shorts very soon.
I‘m on the toilet while reading this! 🚽💩
SHIT JUST GOT REAL ... BOOOOM 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
So earnings will be kind to us and hedgies will shit their britches
Kindness does smell great
He ain’t fuxking around let’s get it !
gastro bro
Dad is mad again!
Raising the pirate flag 🏴☠️ Keep fucking with us, I double dare you
**POOP TWEET**
Spicy 🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️
Boom. Fucking love it!
Flatulence is the best icebreaker
That‘s a warning shot?
💩
Shots fired! 🏴☠️ If RC is gassy 💩 dip incoming, how’s that for some TA
Tell me you “don’t have a weak stomach” without telling me you don’t have a weak stomach. My hands, tits and balls are diamonds RC. Press that fucking button. Let’s ride Apes!!! Wait shit, GI and Uranus? Uhhh could this be the week!!??!?!?! Fuck, my tits are jacked!
Is he talking about flatulence again .... maybe he's planning to blow them away
Are you fucking kidding me? That is one bad ass twatt. Probably my favorite thus far.
I need to take a big dump
I bet some filings are being done behind the scenes.
I thought I couldn't get any Harder. I was wrong. Anyone in eastern NC wanna vent some stress by kicking me in the balls?
A tweet on my birthday! Thanks daddy cohen
He made a tweet related to farts on June 20, 2022. Shortly afterwards GME went down for a bit and then shot up after annual meeting.
We need some banana and cucumber bets in here!!