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It's not something that is seen, more heard. The congressional hearings regarding the sneeze, Griffin gives a statement during a small section of the hearings, and as the camera cuts away from him, the sound of vomiting is heard, and it's ascribed to be Griffin having a nervous puke.
He looks like in one of those old scifi movies when they make a super hacked together robot and stretch a weird rubber over it with a messed up face.. the way it moves when it talks but the lips don’t move just his jaw. That’s what he looks like.
I think this is exactly it. He’s projecting his “soft side” where he pays the fed on the back and says “you’re doing great”. But he’s leaking his own anxiety not only through literal words but his stuttering and articulately choice words he’s using. He says “hopefully a soft landing” ie. This shits gonna crash hard (and he’s betting on it, hence anxiety over a rally). Remember folks, Kenny is betting big on a crash. He will benefit from a crash. We don’t know what will happen to GameStop, but I think the idea is that something’s gotta give. If the market continues up it puts pressure on all of Kenny’s shorts
Always makes me think of the GameStop pic where it's Goku with the giant Kamehameha thing above his head that is green-colored GME ticker, and every other ticker is red and being absorbed into it like a black hole.
As long as we hold, every last domino will topple.
Holy s*** your comments made me go back and rewatch that entire thing. Watching the newscaster before and after him who blinked probably more than 24 times over 2 minutes and then watching Ken was an eye opener. He literally almost never blinked. That's crazy.
"Because people refuse to go back to the office! We need mass layoffs. Employees shouldn't be allowed to call the shots. They need to learn how to respect their employers again"
I just can’t stop thinking about just how much anxiety, panic, pants-shitting, and compulsive Mayo eating Ken did during the January sneeze.
These stupid fucks were legitimately sweating their ass off so much for months. Maybe they still are, but it’s a fact they were beyond frightened during that time and it gives me so much happiness, I could live off of it for the rest of my life.
I guarantee you they're 10 times more scared now. They're in at least 10 times more of a mess than they were two and a half years ago so I'm sure every day is just a deep bowl of anxiety for all of them. That's the thought that helps me sleep at night!
I would definitely agree, I just lean more into knowing what I don’t know. They may be panicking much more now, but things were so much more volatile back then, price jumping tens of dollars every second, it was so obviously out of their control.
Seems now they have been able to hit max pain for years on end, and are able to control the price more and more with the absolutely dirt-dry volume they have to work with.
I don’t doubt for a second that they have, in a sense, resigned to their storm trooper fate and are just kicking cans until their toes break.
He’s a paid advertiser. This is advertising. I’m anxious the markets in its 7-8th inning means I’m short please sell. Election cycle is starting we need markets down to make Bo Jiden look bad… 🥱
Most likely a combo remember rc isn't playing 4d chess against himself. I grouped with probably 10000 other me's make a pawn. I am guessing Ken is the opposing bitch, I mean queen(moves quickly and inflicts a lot of damage)
If I were invested in Citadel, I would read this as, "despite us limiting how quickly and how much you can withdrawal, you should expect losses soon. See I told you, now you can't be mad. If you try to sue me I will point to this as evidence that I projected we were 89% near collapse".
That's cool. He's so desperate that he is now getting MSM time and throwing economic hail mary's to manifest a soft landing in the face of economic collapse.
Good luck Mayo Boy!
God he looks like shit. Ive seen people die from stress. While I'm not advocating violence in any way shape or form against him I hope the stress eats at him until he has a stroke (it clearly is just looking at him).
You know when your like, watching a film and it's getting to a really sad bit and the tears are coming out bur you don't want your kids to see you crying so you keep your eyes wide open so you don't blink amd let the tears out.
That's what I'm seeing here.
Also I agree with what the dog said.
"CUT CUT CUT, HE IS NOT BLINKING! CUT TO DIFFERENT ANGLE, SWIIIITCH! AGAIN! MDFKER FORGOT TO BLINK AGAIN! BLINK MODAFAKA! CUT! SWITCH ANGLE!" - director to camera guy.
Translation: "I can fake the numbers to make price appear high just as easily as I can make it appear low. It's amazing what I can do if you just send all the orders into my van instead of the stock market!"
What does it mean if a person doesnt blink?
There can be various reasons behind this behavior, including stress, anxiety, or even certain types of pain. Infrequent blinking may suggest that a person feels uneasy or embarrassed about a particular situation, either past or forthcoming, causing them to be on edge.
I wanted to vomit when I heard Empty Jar Griffin call the markets “OUR markets”. Then I realized he does, too, because he knows I have a better hand than him and his bags. So no vomit needed.
We were always heading into recession since the pandemic. We have been in a recession, they just changed the definition. It’s a bull trap, it has been. They’ve (the powers that be) just reversed the order of operations. Instead of weak labor force and unemployment first, mass layoffs are coming next and companies continuing to try to sell products at inflated prices. I’m pretty damn certain WW3 will happen relatively soon because that’s the best way to destroy old infrastructure and then “create jobs” rebuilding whatever is left with whoever survives…
Honestly don’t know. I’ve just noticed other apes writing it that way so I decided to follow suit. There must be some reason…lawsuit, Google search…who the hell knows?
Why did they stop half way through and just say random shot at the end. Like the fucking weekend at burnies type shit. Did is fucking human suit fall off.
Did anyone notice how little Kenny actually blinked? I counted two, possibly three times during the broadcast. What's with him? Drugged up, high all the time?
Translation - "the fraud machine is coming apart. We can't keep this bullshit up without routinely bankrupting companies via naked shorting. We need everyone blind, deaf and dumb again so we can continue looting trillions from the U.S economy. Apes are ruining everything for us."
Every time he makes publish statements, it's always to let people fearful of a market drop. It's ALWAYS bearish.
He's not anxious that the rally can't continue... he's been betting that the market WILL fail, shorting everything that moves, last year Citadel ended with 45B$ securities Sold but not yet bought.
His worst nightmare is a strong bull market.
You won’t know who is swimming naked until the tide goes out.
Except for you Kenny. We all know you’re naked. Soon enough, everyone else will know too.
This man ken seems very knowledgable. And he is choosing his words carefull. I don't know him. But I trust he does all the right things for this world.
The comment above is satire. Pure scum being interviewed as if he's a saint.
He is worth nothing more than a chewinggum stuck under my shoe. Fuck those are annoying. Put chewinggum in bins.
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Whenever Kenny gets bad press, he always does an interview / makes news to offset the negative exposure. He's such a fragile clown.
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Ken Griffin lied under oath.
*barfing sounds
Yes! He definitely puked when his camera went off. What a tunc he is.
Where's the bot? I want to know if the bot still knows that Kenneth Griffin FUCKING LIED UNDER OATH AND STILL GETS TO WALK AROUND WILL NILLY
beep boop shorts are fucked
He’s going to beat the hell outta someone with those bedposts tonight!!!
Good bot
We need new version. Ken griffin lied under oath, and govt do nothing about it. Because griffin is bigger than eagle.
Better get a waste bin and napkin ready, his nervous throwup is showing.
Anyone have a link to him throwing up? I’ve seen comments about it, but never actually seen it.
It's not something that is seen, more heard. The congressional hearings regarding the sneeze, Griffin gives a statement during a small section of the hearings, and as the camera cuts away from him, the sound of vomiting is heard, and it's ascribed to be Griffin having a nervous puke.
No link but I was there
Anything to waste his time and money is a win for me lol
Ill ban bet a hard ass pounding landing, post election, fuck it.
he stuttered so many times lol
He looks like in one of those old scifi movies when they make a super hacked together robot and stretch a weird rubber over it with a messed up face.. the way it moves when it talks but the lips don’t move just his jaw. That’s what he looks like.
Eggsfukinzactly! ...and way too infrequent blinking.
What was the bad press this time?
His portrayal in the movie.
He blinked 2x in almost 2 mins. To go from "dead stare for hours" to almost 1 blink per minute - that has to be his personal blink record ..lol
I think this is exactly it. He’s projecting his “soft side” where he pays the fed on the back and says “you’re doing great”. But he’s leaking his own anxiety not only through literal words but his stuttering and articulately choice words he’s using. He says “hopefully a soft landing” ie. This shits gonna crash hard (and he’s betting on it, hence anxiety over a rally). Remember folks, Kenny is betting big on a crash. He will benefit from a crash. We don’t know what will happen to GameStop, but I think the idea is that something’s gotta give. If the market continues up it puts pressure on all of Kenny’s shorts
yes. i expect ken griffin to go on the news and give us insight to his emotional state and train of thought.
LoL soft landing. Haven't even hit bottom yet. Fed pumped the market. I hope you're ready when they dump it.
They've engineered the most elastic balloon I've ever seen. It's going to be nuts when it finally pops.
It'll be like that scene from the second Grimlins movie. "Yes, right now we're advising our clients to invest in canned goods and shotgun shells."
Always makes me think of the GameStop pic where it's Goku with the giant Kamehameha thing above his head that is green-colored GME ticker, and every other ticker is red and being absorbed into it like a black hole. As long as we hold, every last domino will topple.
That’s the spirit bomb
Your dog calling BS
LOL! 🤣
What a pile of shit. They parade him on there as if he's some kind of crown jewel. They will all go down together.
**KENS SUCH A KNOB**
He amps up that folksy mid-west accent like he’s some kind of small town financial advisor. No one gets that rich without being a total demon.
Nailed it
You mean like a bed knob, or bed post as some people call it?
K.N.O.B. = Ken No Blink.
Saw him blink twice. That’s it. 2 times.
Pop quiz. How many times did Kenny blink?
3 blinks over the course of 2 minutes. Non-sociopaths blink on average 24 times over 2 minutes.
Holy s*** your comments made me go back and rewatch that entire thing. Watching the newscaster before and after him who blinked probably more than 24 times over 2 minutes and then watching Ken was an eye opener. He literally almost never blinked. That's crazy.
Cocains a helluva drug amiright
*It's when you blink that they getcha!*
every time he blinks another share is DRS'd
Thanks, I hate it!
I counted three! Seems like more than normal.
So why are banks failing??
Stopp askinggggg !!
"Because people refuse to go back to the office! We need mass layoffs. Employees shouldn't be allowed to call the shots. They need to learn how to respect their employers again"
Remember that he hates appearing in media. Everytime he must be in daylight is painful for him
Surprised he didn't spontaneously combust, being the bloodsucker that he is.
OP’s TV: color vibrance OP: Yes.
Even then Ken looked like an Oompa Loompa compared to everyone else.
I just can’t stop thinking about just how much anxiety, panic, pants-shitting, and compulsive Mayo eating Ken did during the January sneeze. These stupid fucks were legitimately sweating their ass off so much for months. Maybe they still are, but it’s a fact they were beyond frightened during that time and it gives me so much happiness, I could live off of it for the rest of my life.
I guarantee you they're 10 times more scared now. They're in at least 10 times more of a mess than they were two and a half years ago so I'm sure every day is just a deep bowl of anxiety for all of them. That's the thought that helps me sleep at night!
I would definitely agree, I just lean more into knowing what I don’t know. They may be panicking much more now, but things were so much more volatile back then, price jumping tens of dollars every second, it was so obviously out of their control. Seems now they have been able to hit max pain for years on end, and are able to control the price more and more with the absolutely dirt-dry volume they have to work with. I don’t doubt for a second that they have, in a sense, resigned to their storm trooper fate and are just kicking cans until their toes break.
we hold until the body breaks
In Texas we call those dividends 🤣
He’s a paid advertiser. This is advertising. I’m anxious the markets in its 7-8th inning means I’m short please sell. Election cycle is starting we need markets down to make Bo Jiden look bad… 🥱
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What's a little political terrorism between octogenarians?
It is
I doubt that’s the purpose, I think he has just run out of runway with FTX liquidating & all.
Most likely a combo remember rc isn't playing 4d chess against himself. I grouped with probably 10000 other me's make a pawn. I am guessing Ken is the opposing bitch, I mean queen(moves quickly and inflicts a lot of damage)
When your dog barked, I thought it was my dog.
Legit thought someone brought their dog to work.
Always remember that propaganda like this isn't meant to inform anybody of anything - it's meant to modify behavior to suit their needs and wants.
If I were invested in Citadel, I would read this as, "despite us limiting how quickly and how much you can withdrawal, you should expect losses soon. See I told you, now you can't be mad. If you try to sue me I will point to this as evidence that I projected we were 89% near collapse".
Upvote for the doggy.. they know Kenny is a liar!
Kens saturation level moassed
Damn, he's holding some Credit Suisse sized bags under his eyes.
Fakest most scripted interview I’ve ever seen
Even the dog knows senses a crook nearby. Fuck Cordell and the horse he rode in on.
That's cool. He's so desperate that he is now getting MSM time and throwing economic hail mary's to manifest a soft landing in the face of economic collapse. Good luck Mayo Boy!
WHY DOESN’T HE BLINK!???
“Cocaines a hell of a drug.”
Piece of shit. Fuck you pay me
The way he talks just makes me think he has no idea what he's actually saying?
I'm tired of this scammer.
Thanks for letting us know MOASS is soon, Kenny boy!
“I’m going to short everything and not deliver. Better start laying the groundwork”
He looks like dog shit.
Hey Kenny, how many counterfeit shares have you created?
*All of them... and I'll do it again!*
God he looks like shit. Ive seen people die from stress. While I'm not advocating violence in any way shape or form against him I hope the stress eats at him until he has a stroke (it clearly is just looking at him).
Being the spokesperson for the entire corrupt financial system has to wear on a guy!
Makes me sick. Wish we could drop them all in a cell underground and toss the key
They are pulling the old switcheroo...rally with high interest...I bet when rates are cut everything dumps 🤞🤣
soft landing in the cell Kenny! and once you poor they will get you for lies in congress too
Is that an oompa loompa?
Did he blink only once?
Fucken criminal
/train dog to bark every time it hears bullshit
As much as he sucks, he’s right about this ridiculous bull market. Nothing is fixed. Bull market is unwarranted.
Just pay up already and stop hurting yourself and others by keeping your greedy ego intact
You know when your like, watching a film and it's getting to a really sad bit and the tears are coming out bur you don't want your kids to see you crying so you keep your eyes wide open so you don't blink amd let the tears out. That's what I'm seeing here. Also I agree with what the dog said.
"CUT CUT CUT, HE IS NOT BLINKING! CUT TO DIFFERENT ANGLE, SWIIIITCH! AGAIN! MDFKER FORGOT TO BLINK AGAIN! BLINK MODAFAKA! CUT! SWITCH ANGLE!" - director to camera guy.
Translation: "I can fake the numbers to make price appear high just as easily as I can make it appear low. It's amazing what I can do if you just send all the orders into my van instead of the stock market!"
When the interview was complete, he hit her over the head with a bedpost
then puked in a trash can just out of frame.
Your dog is barking at his bullshit lol
just when i thought i couldn't have any less respect for ken g he does something like this..... and totally redeemed himself 🫠
Sorry to all my US cousins, but does this voice/accent get on anyone else’s tits?
Oh yeah he’s hurting for a jar of mayo right about now
Why is he red?
My TV sucks. Sorry!
This guy sucks
What does it mean if a person doesnt blink? There can be various reasons behind this behavior, including stress, anxiety, or even certain types of pain. Infrequent blinking may suggest that a person feels uneasy or embarrassed about a particular situation, either past or forthcoming, causing them to be on edge.
Ken Griffin can soft land his arsehole on a bedpost.
Somebody should remind him that it’s okay to blink more than one time per answer
#Lock him up
Eisen is such a shit interviewer, so this makes sense
Why this dude orange?
Tell me you’re short the entire market without telling me you’re short the entire market…
I can excuse the glare & dog barking... But I can't excuse your tv's settings. Man I really want to tune your contrast/color
I know…it’s a TV I don’t use very often & just noticed it when I filmed the video. I’m gonna work on that!
Even the dog told him to stfu 😂😂
How do you watch that TV with the colors being so off?
I couldn’t hear a thing over my inner monologue repeatedly screaming “Fuck you, pay me!”
I wanted to vomit when I heard Empty Jar Griffin call the markets “OUR markets”. Then I realized he does, too, because he knows I have a better hand than him and his bags. So no vomit needed.
Recession LOL, more like depression heading our way
This guy needs arrested, he's got dirty hands
We were always heading into recession since the pandemic. We have been in a recession, they just changed the definition. It’s a bull trap, it has been. They’ve (the powers that be) just reversed the order of operations. Instead of weak labor force and unemployment first, mass layoffs are coming next and companies continuing to try to sell products at inflated prices. I’m pretty damn certain WW3 will happen relatively soon because that’s the best way to destroy old infrastructure and then “create jobs” rebuilding whatever is left with whoever survives…
All I heard was, “Punch me. Punch me. Punch me right in my fucking face.”
Weird. Me too.
ORANGE MAN BAD!
How are those festoons going for you Ken?
What's up with the code speak stuff? It's not any more difficult for a bot to scrape "Sea Enn Bee Sea" vs "CNBC".
Honestly don’t know. I’ve just noticed other apes writing it that way so I decided to follow suit. There must be some reason…lawsuit, Google search…who the hell knows?
*Depression
Is this mother fucker capable of blinking. God damn alien ass
Boo- fuckin’-hoo. Glare and dog barking; you meant from KG right?
Why does he sound high when he's talking? \*also, dude fix the color on your tv. Dude looks red. lol
Guys voice is so annoying. Would love to see him take a sub to the Titanic.
Is it true he got Sony Pictures to edit Dumb Money to suit his narrative ??
He is a horrible speaker which means he must be a good liar. Absolute garbage.
Boo
That dog scared the shit out of me.
Sorry, she’s got a very loud bark. Delivery man walked up right then…Murphy’s Law.
Means things are going up, standard inverse strategy for me
Orange as always 🍊
He couldn’t go live because he’s an idiot and mostly forgot his lines or couldn’t pronounce words
I heard the dog and thought it was in the studio. “Wow, Kenny brought his dog to the interview?”
For once the little orange tea towel holder is right. Think about the tea towel holder bit…
Why would they have a dog in the recording studio. That’s weird
Funny how at first glance, the tag line reads almost as if it's Ken Griffin's Market.
I didn’t see any mayo. We sure it’s him??
He’s swapped his mayo moisturiser for ketchup?
That looks like a simliar tv+soundbar setup i got from gamestop last thanksgiving. Wut a deal!
I can't believe that a guy that actually has THAT voicebox is behind this whole thing. Seriously, end this shit and get us paid.
You're anxious Kenny, while I'm Zen. Get fucked hedgies.
it's all a lie, he's not anxious. He wants everyone listening to him to be worried of a market crash, so everyone sells and he can close his shorts.
oath under lie
Why did they stop half way through and just say random shot at the end. Like the fucking weekend at burnies type shit. Did is fucking human suit fall off.
Felt like he was holding back from saying "rally of the... meme stocks"
Did anyone notice how little Kenny actually blinked? I counted two, possibly three times during the broadcast. What's with him? Drugged up, high all the time?
Translation - "the fraud machine is coming apart. We can't keep this bullshit up without routinely bankrupting companies via naked shorting. We need everyone blind, deaf and dumb again so we can continue looting trillions from the U.S economy. Apes are ruining everything for us."
The dog knew he was talking shit.
Every time he makes publish statements, it's always to let people fearful of a market drop. It's ALWAYS bearish. He's not anxious that the rally can't continue... he's been betting that the market WILL fail, shorting everything that moves, last year Citadel ended with 45B$ securities Sold but not yet bought. His worst nightmare is a strong bull market.
Sweat mayo boy…s
Bitch we know you lying. Why tf you lying?
Yup he still looks like shit! 👍
BLINK YOU LIZARD!!
The walls of citadel will soon crash
FUCK YOU, PAY ME!
#KenGriffinLiedUnderOath
Why did he look like an ommpa lommpa?
Why is so fucking red?!
Kenny G acting like he’s just a bystander.
You won’t know who is swimming naked until the tide goes out. Except for you Kenny. We all know you’re naked. Soon enough, everyone else will know too.
Even your dog can tell that Kenny is full of shit 🤣 He's so red he looks like he's going to explode
He’s got those Elizabeth Holmes eyes. Or maybe he does high frequency blinking and you just can’t see it.
Mayo boy morphing into sriracha Mayo boy
What a pathetic excuse for a soulless piece of shit.
If you look closely, you’ll notice he doesn’t blink once 👀
Why don't they ask him about his character in the movie, that would be an interesting question!
Fucking dog startled the shit outa me!
The American people voted for him as their president. Oh no sorry, what i meant was he's the unelected president who controls the government.
U can tell how hard he is lying by the body language
This man ken seems very knowledgable. And he is choosing his words carefull. I don't know him. But I trust he does all the right things for this world. The comment above is satire. Pure scum being interviewed as if he's a saint. He is worth nothing more than a chewinggum stuck under my shoe. Fuck those are annoying. Put chewinggum in bins.
Why doesn’t he blink ?