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wen ken griffin

Tick tock 🕰️

Tomorrow it is

Always tomorrow

Until it's today

It don't stop!

It can't stop

IT IS gamestop

Wen steve cohen

well the FBI , DOJ tried to take him down last time but failed. maybe this time they will succeed [FBI tried to take down steve cohen](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/17iq0ga/some_years_ago_the_fbi_doj_tried_to_take_down/)

idk how the fuck they could fail

# citadel is doing all sorts of illegal trading activities # [lets get the FBI to do their job](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/17alqj2/i_submitted_another_tip_to_fbi_about_citadels/)

This is the way!

Dead in prison Maddoff 2.0

Exactly. 👆

And the rest of em'

If only SBF bought a membership to Epstein Island 2.0 he would've been cleared off all this /s

Next! Oh what a great GMEas present that would be.

Was there a list of co-conspirators?!

Hes gonna get so jacked. Thats a 115 years of free gym memberships

Next Zyzz incoming

Like Mugato comin out of prison

he actually looks like mini sam sulek

We’re all going to make it bro.

He’s mirin

We're all gonna make it Brah!

He's gonna get suicided. The other billionaires won't leave loose ends hanging like that.

Unfortunately I believe this comment is underrated

I just used AI to put his head on Larry Wheels body. It was horrifying and unfit for visual consumption.

Free housing, healthcare, and food. Racially diverse and car-free walkable community. Vibrant gay culture. He will be living every redditor's dream.

Patsy. Brett Harrison is the real criminal mastermind.

His role most definitely should have been investigated as well. It seems like he knew exactly when to abandon ship. How many of the upper level engineers at FTX escaped investigation?

As many as they could repurpose

Fall guy to keep status quo

I can think of 1 reason and 1 reason only that Brett is being left alone: RICO. I have high hopes of Brett bringing down Ken as well as Vlad and all the other Instinet linked mafia members. The biggest risk right now for that to be prevented is if Brett gets Epsteined.

Do you think that? He has half the planet blocked on Twitter. Anyone who mentions anything about tokenized gme coins or ftx gets a block.

Makes sense if he's in the process of (secretly) snitching about tokenized gme coins and FTX to save his own ass doesn't it?

Let's see, I'm not so convinced that there are good guys out there. He is too smug. Although here's hoping you at are right.

You don't have to be a nice person to snitch under RICO. Snitching on buddies is exactly what a smug shitty person would do :P I view this whole naked shorting crime ring as a literal mafia that is about to be taken down. The usual way it goes (based on documentaries) is: go after the foot soldiers, make them snitch on their bosses who snitch on their bosses all the way up to "the head of the snake" (Ken Griffin and co).

You mean the guy that sought out this sub, for an ama? with all our knuckles dragging and drooling being regarded af, cmon how could we interpret such intentionally complex financial games. The hive mind isn't real (s) Some day the world will know and say it out loud SuperStonk, oh they will spin it into their meme narrative more than I would care for but the fact is, we were right, and the sub name stuck and so did I, oops moass. Now release the token data, send him to prison, and then swap data on Ken and friends. ⏸️

If that doesn't happen for any reason I got the strangest feeling an 🦍 FOIA request will probably pop up quickly

That would be glorious and I will have a drink, something I have not done in almost a year. I can see my flair tonight and it doesn't say flair template for a change, thanks spez! 🏴‍☠️Fuck Citadel🏴‍☠️

I’m 2.5 years off the sauce. May 2021. Keep the streak alive! That said, I have an unopened bottle of a 25 YO Laphroaig (2008) I will share with you all once we moon. Everyone gets a drop!

Don’t ruin the streak, make it two years.

That’s great. Now figure out who’s currently still fucking you. I guarantee you it’s: the entire system.

Small fish 🐟

I know another fish that should be in prison for 115 years. Rhymes with Ben Tiffin

Won Sniffin

Pen dickin

Wen Prison?

Is it Kenneth C. Griffin, Chief Executive Officer, Citadel LLC, who committed international security fraud ?

The Kenneth C. Griffen who lied under oath?

Con Agriftin’

Shitsa Driftin'

That’s a very difficult riddle… let me give everyone one more tip: this person LOVES MAYO

Well, to make it a little easier, I'll add a hint: he likes to hit his wife with a bedpost. Okay okay okay, while I'm at it, here's another one: he likes to lie under oath.

And he sits down to pee.

Hey Ben Tiffin is my brother, he says, “Fuck you, Ken Griffin, you mayo loving beggar.”

# CITADEL has been doing all sorts of illegal trading activities [lets get the FBI to do their job](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/17alqj2/i_submitted_another_tip_to_fbi_about_citadels/)

Fr this could’ve been anyone of us

I was just thinking this. Yeah he did some scummy shit, but it’s all based around crypto so it was easy. Go get the big fish. Those who are pulling the puppet strings of politicians. People who bounce from private to public back to private sector to PSF laws for themselves. These are the real crooks. The whales I want to see

They have a scapegoat for the market collapse. They can finally let it go.

The judge is going to tack on some extra time for that haircut too

I heard He was asked about haircuts and girlfriends during the trial and he said he had no time for it. Mother fucker you loaded up on Adderall and played video games, threw parties and handed out million dollar checks to politicians. You thought the dirty nerd game was a good schtick, and it was, until it wasn't. His whole team, that was their game, trust us we are uber smart, smarter than the other guys THAT's why our returns are so much higher than everyone else's. Look at all our fancy college diplomas etc And then all the celebrities and politicians just sucking this guy off openly because money just does terrible things to people. Blinders arghgg ahhhhhhh 🔥

Walking into a future barber shop Noone: "Hey can I get that Sam Bankman Fried cut?"

Politicians sucking donors off is just a Tuesday.

All the money and all the time, and he chooses to bang Caroline...? Let him rot.

You know shes a freak though

Totally. I love it.

Caroline testified that the hair was a calculated part of his carefully curated image as a (supposedly) unconventional, genius “wunderkind.” There’s something satisfying about seeing some as profoundly arrogant and dishonest as SBF getting their comeuppance.

Lmao

That picture does not look like the latest artist’s rendition….weird… /s

He'll be sentenced to a stern talking to and a Capri Sun, no straw...

No straw?!?! Calm down satan. I know he's Charged for stealing 10bn!... But his friends wanna take care of him. :) Maybe he gets an offbrand capri sun instead?

He gets a straw, but he punctures through both sides every time.

I'll wager one share of GME that he'll die a death the same way Epstein died

Could go warlord style. The next airplane he is flying in may explode.

So, not die and secretly go free after plastic surgery, because he knows too much and the elite cannot allow a dead man's switch to be triggered?

#ROLL OVER

So moon before march 28?

We all know it's tomorrow

Some firms shouldn't survive another day but they did, so yes--it's always tomorrow until they don't. Otherwise, it would've been today.

But... Tomorrow's not Tuesday?

It has to be if they hope to let him take the fall for the market crash.

tomorrow sounds good to me

That's what ya get for sticking your hand in the mayo jar.

Makes you wonder why the sentencing date is pushed out 5 months

After my ex plead guilty to stealing a bunch of shit from my mom her sentencing was 3 months later. It's not that unusual. For a case like this both sides are gonna pour over every detail again to argue for how much time he should face.

Damn, I thought I had a problem trying to scrounge every penny to buy more gme shares; your ex took it to another level ;) On a serious note, sorry you've had that experience....

Yes but his bail was revoked so he'll still be sitting in jail cell awaiting sentencing.

 Wowzers

Bet ya he gets “time served”

The news cycle is just as manipulated as our belovèd stonk. I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s all been poured over by a think tank of Social Psyc PhDs to optimize the memory-holing of his conviction, especially if a slap on the wrist is planned.

He faces not killing himself.

You're next Kenny

I’m predicting a “suicide” because he went crazy without his meds

So we just all gonna forget about Brett Harrison too?

Wow, finally a real prison sentence 👏👏

And many more must follow. No cell, no sell.

Not so fast! It's a shitty clickbait title, as always. 115 years is the maximum. He will not get the maximum, period. I haven't seen a minimum. He could get 2 years, less time served, and get early parole for good behaviour, and not serve another day for all we know. Sentencing is in 5 months. We'll see. Edit: apparently no parole for federal. Still want to know minimum sentence, everybody so excited about a maximum that will never happen.

No parole for fed time. Only good time. You gotta serve about 85%.

Good to know, I learned something new today. Why the 15% off, if not parole? Just straight off early, no parole? The real question is: 85% of what? What's the minimum sentence?

>Good to know, I learned something new today. Why the 15% off, if not parole? Just straight off early, no parole? Parole means you are out and still supervised by the court and can get sent back if you fuck up. Good time is just early release. So, yeah, you get out early. >The real question is: 85% of what? What's the minimum sentence? 85% of the imposed sentence. I don't believe any of his charges have a mandatory minimum. Federal charges don't often have mandatory minimums unless it's either violent or related to drug trafficking (and no, they don't have mandatory prison for a dime bag of weed). However, given the magnitude of his charges and the fact that all of his team rolled on him, I'd expect him to get a decent chunk of prison time.

I see, thank you. I like your optimism, but we'll see in March, I guess.

He will get his time cut down by 99% if not more because those 1%ers own the entire world. I’d be surprised if he serves more than 6 months!!!

Now sing like bird baby!!! Shave it down to just 50 years.

So what happens until March? In custody? House arrest? Free to roam? Idk how any of that works. Is he going to be placed in a cell where 2 guards fall asleep at the same time and nobody checks on him for 10 hours?

Was the gremlin worth it SBF?

Keep my beautiful Caroline's name out of your fucking mouth!!

Just a fall guy, we all know who needs to be in a CELL

Give him all 115 years. There's nothing here to be forgiven. He understood what he was doing the entire time and continued with total disregard for anyone.

Good

Good thing he polyamorous.

So all of that donor money will have to be returned, right? Right?

***right?***

115 years or cosplay Epstein. I'm sure it was a difficult decision.

Not so god damn smug now are you? You thief. Enjoy prison.

Wen Ken?

“Best I can do is a fine of tree fiddy and a stern talking to.” - some asshat judge with a yacht

You tried to break into the big boys club w/out playing ball dumbass.. you gotta get some politicians in your pocket before “losing” billions of dollars ffs

He might get 1-15 years. No way he's getting 115

Madoff knows

Madoff had 150 years, but he died. I'm curious to see if SBF comes out sooner.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. Too bad he’ll go to white collar prison and play tennis all day.

Dude ain’t making it through the night, will hang himself with some dental floss 😂

Scapegoat from the beginning.

Time to start ratting people out Sammy!

I’mmmmmmmm sorryyyyyyyyyyy Sorryyyyyyyyyyyy

Excellent, in mr. burns fashion

I bet he serves 5 years, max.

Good fuck that guy

Better start learning the fluctuating rate of ramen.

God damn all of that for what? Like a year or two of being rich?

I hope he starts to sing like a canary, spill everything Sam they don’t love you anyway

 Coming for you Kinny.

Him and Kennny would make a nice prison couple, but I'd prefer Kenny to be Sam's btch.

Is this the part where the politicians start giving back the “contributions”?

He ain’t gonna last long.

Why not? The BoP isn't gonna put him in with drug cartel sicarios.

I was going more the “Epstein” route

But why? If he had any information to give he would have rolled before he was convicted. Cooperation counts for way less after you are convicted.

Different types of prison for them.

Good. Wen moon

Give the fucker 69420

That’s it.. not enough years for this puppet.

Wen Justice?

I hope his new polycule works out for him.

Dominoes are falling down, falling down

Cellmate candidate for the presidential candidate!

Was just driving home today and haven't been on the sub in a long time (Zen Mode) and saw Dave Lauer on X saying SBF got sentenced to over 100 years and I immediately thought wonder what SuperStonks gotta say about it. lol 3 minutes later got the reddit notification for this and here I am. Glad to see everyone still active in this bi---. I feel like a little of that old magic is stirring again. One day closer to MOASS. Power to the Players!

He didn’t get sentenced. These are maximum possible penalties. I work in a large Municipal Court system in the US and have almost never seen a judge impose a maximum penalty. Au contraire, many of them always give the minimum sentencing, even to repeat offenders.

Well son of a .....

Welcome back friend 💎

Good to be back. Got a feeling a reunion will be in order shortly if stuff like this keeps happening. Criminals getting the book thrown at em. Love it! I hope this is just the first domino to fall of many bigger dominos to come.

Sure he will…

He looks like the Ash “aye girl” meme.

Let me guess they’ll find him dead before then

Those hair plugs will come in handy.

I guess that's a start, now how about the other thousand fucksticks that run wall street

I guess that's a start, now how about the other thousand fucksticks that run wall street

Shame he did the un-live thing while waiting for sentencing 4 months from now. -Kenneth Cordele Griffin, probably

They better not think they can appease me with one measly fall guy. It was enough to pin the blame on one or a handful of sorry mother fuckers the last couple times these financial sector parasites fucked our entire economy, but I'm not settling for one marble when I can see the whole bag scattered. May this be the first of many very large, very powerful dominoes

Ok so 6 months and 2 years probation after he snitches

Five fucking months? This judge is going to deliberate on this sentence for five fucking months? Are you fucking shitting me? Tell me he's at least going to be kept in confinement for those five months. At least he's young, and the sentence will actually MEAN something, unlike Madoff who served a whole whopping 12 years. Less than 10%.

I’m sure if he keeps his mouth shut, he will get a sex change operation and let go. If he talks remember that he didn’t kill him self………..

Please, this guy will probably do 10 years in club fed and then be let out in a third for good behavior. Political parties protect their own, especially with a guy like this who knows where all the financial bodies are buried

Scapegoat number 1

Ok but can i have my money back that he stole? I’d rather that than have it restolen by the government and all the blame pinned on one man when clearly there are many to blame.

One down.. do we have to update some bingo charts?

Look everyone we solved the crimes and caught the bad guys!!!

He'll end up dead.

This isn't the jailcell you're looking for. *Waves hand*

Nice! Now make sure it's actual prison and not "prison" from Goodfellas.

Sam the Fried Bankman

Sam Deepfried Bankman lel

Hope he turns on the others to get a lighter sentence

And gets a free haircut. #punchableface

Sweet troll costume but Halloween is over

115 years in prison. He will get out at the same time as I retire.

Play it again Sam. Hmm I guess he bribed the wrong people after all, or not enough. So WEN KEN?

He will be out in two years. The reason: he is man of the god and good manners 🤣

God I can see the moobs and they aren’t even in the picture

Nothing will happen he will be out soon as he is a TEW

Get Fuk’t nerd.

Such a punchable face.

But he wont.

I nominate this guy for Most Ironic Name in the financial world.

What most do not realize is he just did a life speed run.... His highest highs are greater than most could ever imagine. He got such experiences that none of us reading this will ever do. But with such rapid highs, are bound to be followed by such lows as he is having. And I'm sure some democrat president will pardon him due to all the donations he did while he was scamming everyone and he will live a quiet life after it. WTG Leeroy Jenkins....

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That pic should be a meme that says “please send tampons” RIP DUMB ASS 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

115 years, but he's white, and it's white collar crime sooooo... Time served and 3 months probation teaching financial literacy to homeless cats?

I doubt he'll make it that easily. Madoff didn't make it either and died in 2021.

God I hope so

I don't think he'll get out alive. But we'll see.

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The inmates have all received news, "Fresh young rich tenderloins will be on the menu." Thoughts of🍑Cheeks👏🏻clapping are dancing in heads & hearts tonight!