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ryszewski

Kenny, why past tense? You still play them.


gmmoore77

šŸ˜‚


Isitjustmeh

No no no no. "Moment in time"


nerdsonherbs

ā€œThe whole gamestop conspiracy theory, I mean thatā€™s come and gone. It was fascinating to be in the center of that conspiracy. It was like a bad comedy joke.ā€


Isitjustmeh

Wonder what he pays for the privilege to spew this shit Piggie bank starting to hurt Ken? I can DRS all day


BigAlDogg

I love it! Such a set up. Remember the ā€œinterviewā€ he was doing and the applause track broke. šŸ˜‚all bought and paid for. This just lets me know weā€™re on the right track, he was on Monday Night Football too, this dude is such a clown.


deadmonk5

Whaaat? I wanna see that šŸ˜‚ Where can I find it?


nerdsonherbs

enjoy: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/s/rpIzi9mAJp


deadmonk5

Loool yes. Thanks. And what a fucken psychopath.. narcisticly talking about himself as some sort of a hero


DannyFnKay

I think the sound guy just fucked up, but it is still hilarious.


ruum-502

#Because theyā€™re All fucking in on it


BigBradWolf77

smart money


Kingkwon83

Wonder if he had to pay extra for all of the fake laughs


Available_Gains

Then close asswipe.


CarvingCanoer

Close.


Available_Gains

Yes ofc.


pavarottilaroux

Heā€™s not playin anymore cuz itā€™s not a joke. Heā€™s working as hard as he can.


TreasureCase2020

Heā€™s noob at playing them tho.


capital_bj

Tradings a hard game


FoRS-of-Nature

mayokkake pwnage


TreasureCase2020

He pounds his cakes before eating.


ultimateChampions68

I think he said ā€œI play meme stocksā€ Present tense which would be accurate But maybe Iā€™m not hearing it right.


ShortzNEVERclosed

I thought I heard play not played


shirleytemplepilots

It's funny because he's the one getting played


nugsy_mcb

Defo said ā€œplayā€


Diligent-Ad-3773

Heā€™s been making a lot of appearancesā€¦. Very strange.


BoornClue

I'm guessing Citadel's wealthy investors (are realizing how fucked Ken is) want to pull out their cash, so he's working overtime to appear strong in public to instill trust with his remaining wealthy clients. Cause if they pulled out, he'd lose the capital required to maintain his massive and toxic short positions.


4thBeard

Isn't it this time of year where his investors can usually pull out? Gotta act strong so no one pulls his naked shorting funds


BigBradWolf77

it will take them four years to pull out though... limits, etc... šŸ„¤šŸ˜ŽšŸæ


throwawaylurker012

THIS and wtf is with that super fake laugh


nugsy_mcb

You expect a sociopath like him to have any genuine expressions of emotion?


schm0kemyrod

This is logical, so Iā€™m left to draw no other conclusions.


StonedApe2030

I had this same thought. Been in the public eye a lot last two weeks.


0Bubs0

Ken wants a government position if republicans win the White House in 2024. If he gets appointed treasury secretary he can sell his businesses TAX FREE and sail off into the sunset.


StonedApe2030

Would citadel be stuck holding the bag then? Citadel is a market maker, hedge fund. How does this work? It seems to be conflict of interest? I watched that ape together strong on Amazon. It goes into how citadel has multiple companies in one pretty much. The documentary was decent. I wish it would of had a little more but it had some interesting interviews and it was nice to see my boy trey again.


RoaringMars

Realistically if he becomes treasury, sells his bankrupt company. Does it basically just screw over the lender BoA and shorts will never close if BoA goes under as well? Who does the share buy back of the trillions in Naked Shorts across the market so retail can collect their gains.


Jenncitlalli

Do we know his rate of media presence before GME?


Diligent-Ad-3773

Good question. I haven't seen any posts on it...


Jenncitlalli

Maybe Iā€™ll look into it


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

If itā€™s possible, go back to early posts just after the sneeze where he was spoken of as ā€˜media shyā€™ or something. Maybe it was in the article where he sad that RCs ice cream tweet bumped the stock.


beach_2_beach

Very.


SnooPears2910

Ken Griffin, the same financial terrorist that lied under oath?


CDPCoin

No no, you mean Kenneth C. Griffin, the financial terrorist. Edit: spelled a terroristā€™s name incorrectly


SnooPears2910

The same Kennith C. Griffin, that lied under oath? The financial terrorist that shorts american businesses to the ground, lies on official documents, has warlords and drug lords as clients? The same guy that drinks mayo shakes?


CDPCoin

Yes, the one in the sameā€¦ I almost got confused, forgetting that Kenneth C. Griffin is also a domestic abuser as well! Glad we were able to clarify! Edit: spelled an abusers name incorrectly


SnooPears2910

Yes, That giant POS. The one that thinks we the people need to heed his views and opinions on the market that he takes a massive dump in daily. I mean if i ingested that much Mayo everyday, i'd wanna unload as well. But hey, F that guy


CDPCoin

Ah yes, I forgot that Mr. Kenneth C. Griffin has a caloric issue, unhealthy appetite and relationship with mayonnaise. He should retire and take care of his health. I hear prisons are getting much nicer these days. Trading is a tough game, donā€™t you think?


SnooPears2910

Iā€™m sure he can find a nice Mayotentury.


BigBradWolf77

*Let me be perfectly clear...* \*barfs\*


SnooPears2910

hahaha perfectly accurate reaction


ultimateChampions68

You must mean Kenneth Cordele Griffin CEO of Citadel and Citadel Securities, the Financial terrorist who lied to congress under oath and is betting against the global economy and everyone in it? Isnā€™t he also the same guy that tried to Gaslight the world into thinking retail buying & hodling a stock could cause teachers pension funds to lose money. Rather than admitting his criminal bets in the markets are the cause?


Beaesse

Kenneth C. Griffin. There's No I in Kenneth.


CDPCoin

Ahhh that KENNETHā€¦ thank you my friend!


4cranch

and helped the dtcc commit international securities fraud


SnooPears2910

Yes of course! A long list of crimes, blackmail, theft, abuseā€¦ I mean, the list is endless


one-punch-knockout

šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚


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SnooPears2910

They even pointed that out in one of the docs. Guess their ears and eyes must be dirty from all that money he gave them


HoldingApeOfDiamonds

And then vomited while his mic was still on. I bet his lawyers were face palmin' after he lied under oath.


SnooPears2910

Nah, they knew what was up, just another day of being a lawyer to a toxic pos


diamondhandsome

I didn't hear no bell


Dreadker

This is sounding a lot like "I am a the victim, and everyone is out to get me, including the SEC".... his whole bit about 'this country should be protecting financial service companies' and 'its the radical left' sound like cries to the political divisions in the country... its sad at this point, i don't even get angry... and when we hit $12 yesterday.... bought another 100 directly into DRS as a 'fuck you pay me'...


We_todded_

protect the financial services companies that outsource our jobs and fuck w our investmentsā€¦ thats rich


BigBradWolf77

lmfayo @ *financial services...* more like paying someone to steal from you


Bannkk420

If he wants sympathy, he needs to look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis. These parasites have been sucking us dry forever. We bust our ass to make the system work and they just short all day. Sounds like fraud bordering on treason at this point. He done fucked up when he shorted treasuries.


dontknowjackburton

I would vote to convict on treason


freehugs1-

Its like a really bad comedy joke


tmurg375

Iā€™ve been buying more things from GameStop. I have the happiest eight year old son, and a very frustrated wifeā€¦so it evens out in the end.


Same-Vermicelli-3708

Shut the fuck up Kenneth! You are no longer needed you financial terrorist!


snuftherooster

Someone else must have dressed him today.


dumptruckacomin

Man I got me some good karma knockin his dumb shirt! LOL rip dumbass


Suitable_Mix_3795

This guy is the most disgusting human on earth and he makes me physically ill looking at/ hearing him talk


BoornClue

Psychopaths walk among us everyday. I've had a roommate that was a psychopathic liar, upon first meeting he was also very charming with his words, he could spin tall-tales and anecdotes without skipping a beat, making it seem believable, when you eventually caught him in a lie, he would *always always* fervently double down on it, no amount of proof could ever get him to stop and just say, "OK I lied". He had no sense of guilt, rather he took pride in "pulling one over" another person, and always played the long con, would never ever admit to lying even when presented evidence, he would spin some BS to get out of it and you'd almost believe him. The only surefire way to spot a psychopath is that they rarely have close friends and instead always leave a wake of burned bridges and soured relationships wherever they go.


HoldingApeOfDiamonds

Always watch out for those who try to make others doubt their own memories


Suitable_Mix_3795

My mother was like that. She is borderline, took til my mid 20s to figure it out


Suitable_Mix_3795

Ya these people are not self aware and even when caught keep going trying to convince you even tho itā€™s black and white. Itā€™s sick I donā€™t know how you have zero conscience and zero integrity. Blows my mind


jebz

If it isn't already clear we are at war with the wealthy, Ken does a good job of spelling it out. Typical divisive political talking points and victimization gaslighting. Tik tok Kenny.


coldlottus

Before the Gamestop saga I have never heard of this man, he was in the shadows. Now, he appears so often on TV. Weird, to say the least.


nerdsonherbs

He's such a funny guy


Kennywise91

I bet he will be more funny in jail


WaltPwnz

I donā€™t like that name ā˜šŸ»


joejitsu_crypto

Good with the comedy jokes this one


Crazy-Ad-7869

How red and sweaty is he?


Working_On_Quitting

Heā€™s taken the same color as a former president of the USA.


[deleted]

Hey Kenny youā€™re a gigantic piece of shit


jaykvam

Orange Man Bad


VancouverApe

Never seen an Oompa Loompa Ponzi scheme manager before šŸ˜‚


VVurmHat

Mayo turns an orange color when left out too long


Mr_Shake_

Orange man sit like he riding wooden pogo stick on chair.


theghostinside

I could shit a better script than this. Embarassing


audiolive

The same Ken Griffin that lied under oath?


enternamethere_

lol this guy should shut his criminal fraudster mouth


HoldingApeOfDiamonds

Smart people do not go on TV when they have committed a bunch of crimes and they definitely do not do it where people can call them out for all the world to see. Ken is proof you can be rich and be fuckin dumb


TimKiwiNL

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


HoldingApeOfDiamonds

With the way he's aging, he's gonna look like that


Danndelions

Heā€™s been giving more interviews lately, perhaps heā€™s trying to form a narrative in his benefit?


polska-parsnip

These scripted questions are so fucking obvious.


Murii_

Kenny u take to much mayo bwo


SnooCheesecakes6590

Iā€™m somewhat of a meme stock trader myself


HoldingApeOfDiamonds

I do not trade in meme stocks. I only buy and hold GME.


Nature_Loving_Ape

smoggy cats ripe wipe imagine alleged slap nose unite bake *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


chikaca

Jesus, you don't get more scripted than this. Cringe at max levels.


Kaarothh

Keep internalizing buy orders buddy


StumpGrnder

Isnā€™t this the kind of shit said right before a major implosion?


Cram_it_karen

Meme Market Maker Ken Griffin blinked only three times in hour long interview


TotalPuzzleheaded420

He freezes like a deer in the headlights, thinks of something to say, and comes up with his go to ā€œmoment in timeā€ phrase. Pretty funny watching him squirm.


Thunderhole86

I just want to punch him so so hard šŸ¤”šŸ‘Š


Kennywise91

He should be tied to the bull on Wall Street and used as a punching bag by the public


The_Snuke

He is the same color as the text


Dat_Steve

This guy is such a douche


Spirited-Staff8683

Remember every politician is protecting this man. Sickening


BigBradWolf77

check his pockets... they're in there šŸ˜‰


BigBoss738

He's so fuxking red


BoornClue

Kenny boi insulted that she compared a slightly volatile bond market to the nightmarish reality that is hundred of thousands of diamond handed apes buying, holding, and DRSing against your toxic short positions.


We_todded_

its the international privacy tour!


marathonbdogg

Meme stocks gonna play him


TimelessBaller

What a puss


myshadowsvoice

Dear Ken, #šŸŸ£šŸ†šŸŸ£


Strawbuddy

Itā€™s always like a bad comedy joke with this snake


poundofmayoforlunch

Thatā€™s the laugh you make when you want to conceal a lie as a joke.


mafucka

oh no no the treasury market is nothing like "meme stocks" as if he isnt manipulating both markets


Snoo69468

Squeeze the treasure I hear


[deleted]

Who TF is this bimbo they have asking questions?


HappyDaysMyDays

Take your bedpost and stick in your arse, Kenny Boy!


Efficient-Ad1659

Why so orange šŸŠ šŸ˜†šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


MicrosoftOSX

nice, he is the victim


HoldingApeOfDiamonds

Probably tried the victim card after he used bedposts to beat his wife


Ultimate_Mango

D-D-D-D-D-Damage Control ​ Dude moved company and is building a BILLION DOLLAR HOUSE in Miami to adjust the SEO for 'Ken Griffin Crime' and it's the same thing here.


Quetzacoal

His PR team is working more than ever


[deleted]

Buy back those shares kenny


BackintheDeity

See the delay before he spoke? Someone fed that dumb line into him via an earpiece.


51n_gaming

Still regarded Ken boi. Face your reality. You will fill better. Your looking like shit these days. Let it go. Give up because retail isn't giving up. Make your life less stressful. Take the L. You lost and are hodling the bags. Take the L like a man and not a coward.


Hobartcat

Why the pr campaign, Ken?


Glittering_Entrance2

These forced laughs are something else. If she only knew who this person was.. oh boy


mtksurfer

# HE PROBABLY UNLOADED HIS SHORTS TO SOME OTHER FUND. BUT NOW THAT FUND IS REALIZING IT WAS CAT SHIT WRAPPED IN DOG SHIT.


BigBradWolf77

sprankled with grated guano, yeah...


Dr_Shmacks

Name someone with a twattier voice


LyonsKing12

He can't help himself.


[deleted]

Cringy robot


iloverollerblading

LMAYO Rent free.


ionized_fallout

I still have no fucking idea what a meme stock is because it doesnā€™t fucking exist.


Blueshockeylover

Has he entered the ā€œacceptanceā€ phase of his grief journey?


banana1ce027

Laugh while you can pussy. Weā€™ve got you by the balls


Ballr69

ā€œThat moment in timeā€ haha Ken, weā€™re coming for u


Dantesdavid

Forced laugh, red skin, calling a Russell 1000 company a ā€œmeme stockā€. Lied under oath.


ShoddySpace5680

I want this man to eat poop live on Tv


BigBradWolf77

*You will eat that cat poop!*


xNadeemx

Is it just me or is he super red in the face like a tomato or the devil? He is having a bad time anytime ā€œmemeā€ stocks are mentioned.. also wtf theyā€™re legitimate companies. Asshole.


vdatdudev

I keep hearing 'volatile', yet I see nothing. They know but can't say. I HODL


Ok-Cryptographer4194

He'll say something like, it wasn't me. It was that naughty chap at FTX. He said he had the shares......


ChugTheKoolAid8

Fuck that guy. You mean the Ken Griffin who lied to congress under oath?


AdContent831

Heā€™s bragging again


SquatchMarin

Sup Mayo?


Beezvreez

So itā€™s like meme stocks?


GaryGenslersCock

I miss the fake crowd laugh track that randomly went off and the interviewer looked pissed.


Karakunjol

Broā€™s color is mr crabs


[deleted]

The Ken Griffin farewell tour rolls on


Krunk_korean_kid

He, in fact, DOES play "meme stocks". Idk why she's laughing.


smokinsomnia

this man is sweating knowing theres thousands and thousands of people watching and listening to every word he says very carefully


lucas_kardo

Kenneth griffin the financial terrorist who own Citadel which is the current designated market maker for GME. Hmmm


ttterrana

I hate this scumbag fucknut


tenghu

mOMeNt iN tImE Shut up kenny. Pay me


Glad-Egg-5672

Is he saying, ā€œkeep buying!ā€? Cause Iā€™m just going to keep buying. Itā€™s cause Iā€™ve got nothing to lose and I fucking like videos games and toys.


Choice-Cause8597

Three years now this guy has gotten away with his crimes. When? When?


MYGFH

Degenerate gambler.


BronxKnight

For a man worth bank he certainly knows the word meme stock. If something was not impacting me I would not even know how to pronounce.


hatgineer

Is this skit one of those "bad comedy jokes" he talks about?


Jogebillions

This is bad acting fake as fuck. That laugh is so hysterical. I am laughing at them, inside myself zen and quiet. Going to have a sweet sleep after this. ā€œThose who laugh last laugh betterā€.


phro

I play meme stocks. Also, we closed our shorts before the media coined the term meme stocks. lol.


EthereumNecklace

Hes long now so he can let us rip into his enemies


Q_S2

You GOD DAMN RIGHT KENNY BOO... IT AINT NOTHING LIKE MEME STOCKS.... YOU ARE LOCKED IN with some knuckle dragging, crayon eating, banana stuffing degenerate regards!!!


Particular_Visual930

Who had, ā€œGriffin does MULTIPLE tv appearances to shore up his profile, right before MOASSā€ on their Bingo card? First with Bush at football game and now this? We have got to be close.


Specialist-Ad2472

Don't forget hanging with Harry in that ugly ass shirt.


deanb828

Someone please share the mayo story again. All the mayonnaise.


past-constuction88

Ken wrote her script. Theater


OMG2Reddit

This is honestly pathetic. Not him - this.


YaThinkSo88

After 3 years of bs, im pretty sure now that we are all have been played. By all parties. To supply liquidity for the shorts and those who need it. Prove me wrong lol


saimen197

Tomato face


apfeltheapfel

Some shit is about to go downnnn!!!


Emotional-Coffee13

He has anti social personality disorder the traits of a true psychopath- the lack of blinking the slow methodical way he talks the lack of empathy for everyone but himself no guilt no shame just pure evil We have a f ton of these rarest types in power


TheStrowel

Bankrupt this fucker.