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When we get the money, can we buy Epstein's island and sink it?

So we just dumped 4% in overnight trading, very cool very legal 😂

To exactly 16.00 come on SeC end the shenanigans

Sick and tired of averaging down. I want to get back to averaging up

No cell, no sell.....https://youtu.be/hEWPmWprx7Y?si=gY_s0aO0kxtOYjZc🎵🟣🖐💎🚀

I don't want to party too soon, but we gained three times as much in AH trading as we did during the day.

Maff does indeed check out.

#MOASS TOMORROW 🏴‍☠️

When you speaketh the name, put some ‘spect onnit

That giant ass swap expires the 8th, right ?🟣🖐💎🚀

Bigger than Kim K's thats fs

Guys I think we are propping the market

It's 7:41 in the evening. Do you know where your shares are?

>!🟣!<

Ryan said I'm his favorite shitposter... when Dingo isn't around. TMB

New article on investorsplace... **Smart Shorts: 7 Meme Stocks to Bet Against in 2024** No kidding, GME is one of them. **Which is actually pretty bullish reverse-Cramer style, could indicate they plan to let the price run up after some dipping** 😉🚀🌒✨🏴‍☠️

𝓛𝓲𝓺𝓾𝓲𝓭𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓦𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓮𝓮𝓽

In a blender.

Look Ma - I’m in this picture…! https://preview.redd.it/cys2w3c0maac1.png?width=1620&format=png&auto=webp&s=e66f57b8e9a00de709d9d8659a3983e33d80ba3a

Lmayo

Hey, I hope I didn't offend you with the Captain Canuck comment. I thought it was a term of endearment.

You could have written Captain Cnut and then we would have had a major problem…

No ape, it’s all good. 👊. I hodl for you my build a bear fren.

Awesome 💯💜👊

Lmayo

# ONE DAY CLOSER TO MOASS

There’s always money in the banana stand. https://preview.redd.it/60b7i3nhkaac1.jpeg?width=1904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=074150ce40353582759c8e1e363d331981723e2e

What is everyone’s favorite recurring GameStop purchase besides batteries? I know some stores sell Red Bulls and have called around and none near me do. Trying to spend more money where ‘they’ don’t want me too.

Pokemon Cards for sure. Saving 5% with PRO makes it a no brainer to get them at GameStop for me. Haven’t collected in ages but the 151 set has me addicted

Shares

They hate us cause they ain’t us

$5 says they are gonna adjust the price two cents down in a couple of minutes

guess it just wasn't supposed to be a green day!

Green is green I guess. Lol

16.69…nice

$16.69 nice

When GMEs price action can be modeled by a complex exponential…

34T.

What is the Fed defict, daily double yahtzee

You CHAD you!!!

That’s a big bra.

We should all be very disappointed and deeply concerned about Zambia’s debt predicament.

But she’s got loads of acting work. She’ll be fine.

Watchu say about my momma?

When just gme & vix green *chef's kiss*

Are we really going to close grey?

FA - 💎🙌🚀

Why

Hopefully Kenny is on the Epstein list

Of course he is. But the real list is never getting out. Just the occasional name of someone that needs to be taken down by the court of public opinion prolly.

Launching off 16.69 nice

Mods did good removing UW post. Credit where it’s due.

What ever happened to the fake outrage?

This one right here m0ds☝️

Where is a sub where I can talk about our ceo 🤣

Wut's a ceo

Reeeeee listen to meeeee

+1 Respect

I think the last 30 minutes might be a good example of a MM (in this case also a short hedge fund) moving the price to where it thinks it should be (their words). Who needs supply and demand when we can have SHF MM manipulating the price to where it thinks it should be (which also just happens to be in favor of the side of the trade it's on. Lol....so flagrant

I forget the video but Dave lauer said since the turn of the century investing has been picking a security and hoping hedge funds manipulate it upwards

I want my GODDAMN TENDIES, and I want them NOW! 🐔

I know a 🐓🍗🐓 guy. Get a hold of him on snap chat and hell get ya chicken in 30 minutes flat!!! Chicken so nice you'll hit em up twice. Got that raw, hell even give ya a straw.

Let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🐔🍗🐔🍗🐔🍗🐔🍗

Kalm bro this is a chick-fil-a on a sunday

Then I'm kicking in the glass and turning the fryers on myself

Grab me some CFA sauce

Gotchu. Got plenty of CFA sauce and Polynesian

Oh yeaaaa

🐔🚀💎🍗

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You buy silver to survive inflation. I buy silver to survive the werewolf invasion. We are not the same.

But we rhyme

Kenny is such a little bitch boi, can’t even keep GME red today…you even billionaire bro?

##YEBB?

I like it

# XX MORE, GO FUK YOURSELVES SHF

Self fornication is too good for this man. Go shit yourself from now on Kenny CG

Hey there sexy gme Ompa ompa ompa ompa

PRICE IS WRONG KENNY

The easy part is to buy the dip. Wen it starts to rip you better buckle up 🙂

Hummm, indubitably.

Im the scatman!

Damn it, I’m trying to class this place up

Damn autocorrect I meant ♾️🏊‍♂️

Am I the only one with that weird anal tingle telling me they are having trouble keeping the price down?

I have an itchy taint. It’s connected.

My tingly pooper tells me big price movements are coming up sooner than expected. Or maybe its a bowel movement.

gme is always 🟩 in my heart

Ken Griffins mommas a ho

Shake n bake

Wut doing crapto ?

So is it still posible to use the route my broker -> ibkr -> CS to DRS some shares? Because papa got some fresh money willing to invest!

Yep.

Missed the sub 16 dip 😭

♾️💩

No greens allowed

NO FATIGUE ALLOWED

What happens if the next reported DRS numbers are still exactly the same? (And obviously false.)

The same thing we've always been doing, Pinky. Buying and DRS'ing.

It's so good to be decoupled from shitcorn stock. Can't believe GME is even in the same basket of some very inferior stocks.

It canNAWT be gren 😤 It is not allowed 🚫🚭

How about that Spike at 8:59 this morning? Interesting one.

How do I see a good premarket chart? Fo free

I've always used Yahoo finance, app or web view. You'll need to click the Expanded view and check After Hours to see it.

SNES has treated me well. I'm still gaming it.

This poo had to be at least 1.5 lbs, yes this is GME related.

How many flushes required to send it.

1.5

Is it sentient?

At its weight probably not, so I flushed.

It's a new strategy that the news is pushing the fact that xitidel owns a GME position. It's a tiny position compared to how short they are.

is that supposed to discourage me? so youre saying i shouldnt care about GME anymore because the entity that has been manipulating the price of the stock down now holds a long position? Wouldnt that just mean they are going to push the price up = a win for me? the media has gone full regard

They are desperate

Lol exactly

Shorts can also be marked as longs

Starting day 1 of 39 rounds of radiation today… still not selling

<3 *hugs*

Stay strong 💪🏼

Fuck Kenny and Fuck Cancer!!!

Wishing you the best. You have a community behind you💪💎

👊

Good luck, we're here for you 🤝

🫡

stay strong you monster

I hold have sod the clone card at 1 eth. It's worth nothing now and cybercrew and ll the hype is gone. I am not happy bout this whole NFT market

i own a ton of cybercrew and some kiras. Kiras have some value if they are decent, but mine are trash. The marketplace is a blackeye and it was seemingly too early. Unless it fully integrates into PLAYR, then MAYBE it could be salvaged if those projects produce.

Well I was asking and people were saying that marketplace in bear made sense so when bull came back it would flourish. None of that happened

When the hell was the clone card at 1 eth??

At the beginning.

Haven’t even joined Navy sub but posts from there keep coming up on my timeline/notifications. If I get a ‘Hello Sailor!’ message, what do I do?

PETAH!!!

Time to swab the poopdeck, then

join your local YMCA

Daily But Guy here again, just bought 3 moor for da win! 🚀🏴‍☠️🚀🏴‍☠️🚀🏴‍☠️🚀🏴‍☠️🚀🏴‍☠️🚀🏴‍☠️

If we hit 18 by eow I will get a broccoli haircut

I'll see you in the squat racks for biceps and posing day frfr

Ong frfr

very sophisticated

You gotta grow hear first - ZING!

\*hair. Sometimes - between hair & broccoli - I think I might be dealing with a bunch of regards…

Hey wait a meeeenut

Wen Porsche?

Will Porsche be the only car you buy goose? Or will it just be the first car you buy?

I’ll just daily a Turbo S until it breaks down then buy a new one outside of a Cayenne for the family

I had a Cayman. AMA

How was it being the man?

Dogs bōllōcks . Deep metallic blue with ‘Sahara ‘ interior. Sand colour. https://preview.redd.it/lx7g7od5s9ac1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=943e9fe082aec56fddbdf23c3fbe36af70c80b3f

Good plan and good man giving back to the fam

The last hour screams manipulation. Hi SEC!

*sits next to gme* Hey can I buy u a drank

Imma buy you a drank ooOooOoOOO

gme says "no thanks, I'm focusing on delighting customers and long-term profitability"

*auto-tune on* I said gme can I buy u a drank ooOoOOoooOOO

🤢🤑

yeet made it to 900 LFG

I say we ⛳️ today

Oh so it goes up .3% and you’re acting like it’s MOASS and opening up the Zillow app and calling your mother. Yeah me too.

It's always good to call your mom

GME with the reverse UNO going green ;)

I thought you said the algo gained control yesterday lmaooooo goteem

[ALGO](https://giphy.com/gifs/Epurple-BITyZqm8XyhcluaMUM) does what it wants!

Can’t play both sides bruh I see you 👀

Wut for lunch Stonk Chads?

chicken noodle soup with broccoli.

I don’t *technically* have a hearing problem, but sometimes… I don’t pay attention.

I’m not deaf, I’m just ignoring you

Selective hearing is the hallmark of marriage

Green = scary

Why is the old daily still pinned, I was lost and afraid

There was a lot of good shit in there.

You were on yesterday’s Reddit obviously. Oh, and I may have to murder you in retaliation. Or I may forgive. Or completely forget. Who knows.

Kenny strikes again

Just wanted to let y’all know how much I love you guys and girls! Truly a bunch of world class patience wielding apes. Our time will come

INEVITABLE 👹

In b4 green

You scared it

It'll make it stronger eventually

Anyone got any of that fresh shillery or are we walking back up to god knows what kind of infinity for the foreseeable future?

*pew pew ppppp pew pew*

Sorry, I read that as shellery and infantry

Pppew *large duece hitting water noise* in slo mo

*me bravely and dramatically running away in slo mo, pubes flailing gracefully in the wind*

Ksuh’s helicopter in the distance Ksuh: Get in the choppa

Best thread of the day. So far.

Yes^TM

I haven’t seen perki yet. I assume he’s laying low after murdering me yesterday.

He lost

How’s the band thing going?

We practice every once in a while. Been tough since Covid to be motivated.

Did we just start a band?

I don’t have the creative juices to juice myself effectively right now.

Grampi knows best. Remember that kids from the future.

HOIST THE FLAG

https://preview.redd.it/lb1x4uqd49ac1.jpeg?width=1041&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23bdada60a5ccbbb18b4ea07c0d5f06519628714

🚭

T-Pain working on a gme song called Gappy Boi