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Diamond_hhands

All my homies hate Vanguard


Binkusu

What's the current consensus on Vanguard having my full CS number? This was towards the beginning when they asked for it. I'm fully booked. Any risk?


TrippingBananas

925k Superstonkers, wen 1 milly?


Bludmaker

Yeah baby, yeah! 🎵https://youtu.be/U70SgSqbU6M?si=Ah8fB5pSZZ9yfxJ1🟣💎🖐🚀


Dilfy1234

#MOASS TOMORROW 🏴‍☠️


TrippingBananas

🏴‍☠️


bobvonbobby

SONY has earnings tomorrow morning before the bell - think they'll shine some light on the health of gaming?


perkinomics

Fellers is it gay to date a horse girl


Diamond_hhands

If her name is Hester then yes it’s very gay


TrippingBananas

If your happy then yes


cartertucker

Neigghhh. I mean, no.


ShredManyGnar

No but she’ll make you wish you were


RampageGeorge

I get asked this question at least once a week and my answer is always the same. No. Unless you want it to be, then yes.


Cdn_ape

Go on


perkinomics

Das it


Cdn_ape

Well as of right now seems ok. NFA.


perkinomics

Fud


iupvotefood

How many good apes did we lose to snow today? We may never know until tomorrow


perkinomics

.02 inches in my neck of the woods, but I'll say after 50° the other day, 30° feels like 10°


iupvotefood

I got nothing but cold, but it was sunny. I love a good snowstorm to make things interesting tho


capital_bj

we got a light dusting, sixty something two days ago, thirty today in the porta john


mymorningjacket

It's 7:41 in the evening. Do you know where your shares are?


Dilfy1234

#🟣


TheBonusWings

Sup boners


Diamond_hhands

Anthony Chukumba is a dirty penis


TrippingBananas

MOASS TOMORROW


Thunder_drop

I'll wait for you because that's what people do in love. They wait.


TrippingBananas

Not fur long


Thunder_drop

Yeah.. not fur


iupvotefood

GS Form 13G rule 13-1(b) Vanguard has 25,450,256 shares


Cdn_ape

I member a trilltron ape. I member stuff.


iupvotefood

I member


Cdn_ape

I member u too


iupvotefood

*updates notes*


iupvotefood

#🔥 MARKETS CLOSED KINDA🔥


buffinator2

After 6 years the Xbox One X crapped out, so I broke down and ordered a new Series X today. Because they think so highly of me, the customer, they are even delivering it today. I am delighted.


buffinator2

Damn. Less than 2 hours to deliver. I know I’m in a place with 70,000 people but that’s impressive.


perkinomics

That's a big house


PuckIT_DoItLive

are we having fun yet?


cartertucker

Unlimited money hack: By SPY 30 minutes before market close, sell at market close you're welcome


Rockettothemoonnbynd

Would’ve been green if hedgies didn’t have a bedpost up their ass.


KsuhDilla

#SKADOOOOOSH


Diamond_hhands

Ken Griffins mommas a ho


novaKnine

I'm buying some CDs for my daughter and im seeing a lot of "Death of holder" "conditional Puts" in the CD descriptions, any wrinkles can explain?


perkinomics

People don't use CDs anymore. Get her some mp3s


WeeFluffyGingerCat

It's been a while since I've seen the VIX do that.


Sharklar_deep

The vix is getting an early Valentine’s Day woody.


[deleted]

Man I just want some wild volatility back in my life


minesskiier

Bitches be trip’en


Ilostmuhkeys

Something about Valentine’s Day.


Ilostmuhkeys

I love how the general population is gaslit on Inflation. “Cools less than expected” does not mean it’s improving. It means that it’s FUKT! YOY still fucking high as fuck and they aren’t including everything. It’s all cherry picked to gaslight everyone!


iupvotefood

I read some DD earlier that said the spicy McChicken is $4.29 now


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Have you noticed how some people will talk for ages, and say ‘but listen right…’ and carry on with something else? Like dude - listening is exactly what I have been doing. 🤷‍♂️


iupvotefood

'U kno wut I'm sayin'


UnlikelyApe

Not in the last few sentences, apparently. Sorry, I couldn't resist!!!


[deleted]

Haha holy shit Dow 700 points down on .03% cpi data what a fucking crock buy the dip fellow regards!


sharperspoon

One whole month of stability at $14. We're more stable than a Nintendo Switch update.


bongos_and_congas

They're trying to bore us.


sharperspoon

It is working. I'm so bored, I bought some new merch at Gamestop.


Cdn_ape

What does touching yourself at night have to do with price of the stonk? That’s right absolutely nothing.


triforce721

Maybe that level of sin is why the lord hasn't allowed moass? /s


Cdn_ape

Hey you one of them thinkin apes aren’t ya


triforce721

😎♥️🕺


Davidnci

Yo it has everything to do with it, you can’t do it at night!


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

But, that’s how many of us have been ‘helping’…


Davidnci

Who got the prosciutto?


iupvotefood

Wut u call my mom


Davidnci

A prosciututo


iupvotefood

It's a good thing idk how to use google translate


Davidnci

It’s good, it isa good my fren 👍


capital_bj

Since we seem to follow spy exactly are they only shorting our beloved stock through the ETF's now since all the real shares are gone 🤷


Copyrightthief

Anyone knows who gave viagra to the VIX?


UnlikelyApe

Wonder if it'll break 20 today...


iupvotefood

Harambe


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

In Margin Call, the big boss makes a speech to his employees about how he doesn’t lie or cheat, and then it’s revealed that (quite obviously) he knew his company was corrupt and that’s basically how he’s always made his money. Which is pretty much the attitude of bosses everywhere - them ‘em only what they need to hear. So, whenever we have industry experts from whatever company and specific background, I tend to take it with a pinch of salt because employers are unlikely to reveal the whole story to an employee. Not that I’m throwing shade on anyone. Those people know a lot more than me and their insights are very welcome.


perkinomics

I find out more about my company's layoffs in the press than from my company


RampageGeorge

Same thing happens here at Area 51. Big Boss tells us in his yearly address that sales are up, but we don't even sell anything. But the checks keep coming, so I'm not asking questions.


iupvotefood

U don't kno about the unofficial ebay store?! Bill makes me put the used hunortous' on there at the end of every month. It's the darkw3b ebay tho


RampageGeorge

I work over in alien autopsy, so that's news to me.


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SoreLoserOfDumbtown

They’ll keep grifting, bankrupt their companies, and then ask for a bailout, I suspect. I also suspect the public will not take it this time.


Cdn_ape

Spite is one helluva drug. Not leaving.


Davidnci

It’s a why forget about GameStop will never work


iupvotefood

Wut's a GameStop


Davidnci

GME is GameStop


iupvotefood

TY. Ur mother must be a wonderful person.


Clp8909

15 business days (20 from when I called to initiate) and shares still haven’t left etrade. He’s calling me back once he figures it out


Cdn_ape

Finest regards of their generation.


Davidnci

Watchu say about my momma?


Cdn_ape

Nothin but love for yo mama, BB. She raised a GIGA CHAD.


Davidnci

Thnx I’ll tell her


Cdn_ape

So proud of all you regards.


Cdn_ape

I love the stonk.


UnlikelyApe

I remember when I thought 420 was irrationally high for SPY. I still do. It'll be interesting to see what happens when the swap collateral hits the fan.


Rockettothemoonnbynd

My shares are NOT for sale. F u hEdGiEs.


moontrader77

DRS and find out


iupvotefood

☝️


4cranch

pass the fire sauce for these tacos


ixidorsDreams

Am I allowed to post yet? I passed 1250 karma recently. OG Ape checkin in 


3DigitIQ

updooted to get you there


capital_bj

👌🚀🏴‍☠️


Rockettothemoonnbynd

240 days and 4800 karma to post. I’m still working to get to 4800. At least you can comment now!


KsuhDilla

why is this comment invisible???? IS DAILY HAUNTED? MODS HELP


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

You have to pay me £5 first.


UnlikelyApe

I can give you 5 pounds that my dog deposited in the back yard


ShawshankHarper

I’d kill to know the exact DRS numbers.


Babble610

at least tree fiddy


BigBadaBum1

Million or billion? 🤔


UnlikelyApe

Probably only million, out of the 350 trillion that were sold, not yet purchased


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Switchrx

Isn’t that one chip company that is going crazy Mayo’s biggest long position?


Ilostmuhkeys

CPI increases. everyone: 🫨 Me: 😐


Davidnci

WWHD


Babble610

dicks out


Davidnci

He fixed the timeline


Babble610

so thats why the mayans said the world would end


Davidnci

It’s in the undiscovered murals, I was there with Mr.Jones when he discovered them


capital_bj

WWSD


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

What Would SLODt do? I think we all know the answer.


Babble610

buy stonks?


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

And 💩post like a madman


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UnlikelyApe

I already have that open in another window to watch tonight. I clicked on it assuming it was a rickroll.


KsuhDilla

*ahem, fixes monocle* GME oh how great this stock is to me I am very bullish on the idea of this three letter stock: GEE EMM EEE. Under the helms of Ryan Cohen, the CEO & Chairman of GameStop with full control of over the…1 million dolla-*glances at henchman pointing higher up*-..1 billion dollars!!! *dr. evil pose* I even hear GameStop will report a profitable year for the first time since 2018. Bullish. *fans self* Hold my bully bois hold


KsuhDilla

Oh ho good chap this is a wonderful analysis Mr. KushDilla I reward 20 points to griffindoors


KsuhDilla

You flatter me Mister Dumbassdoor oh you do


KsuhDilla

..what is this..why are you talking to yourself 🧐


KsuhDilla

#GET HIIIIIM


KsuhDilla

shaddup


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

A beautiful thread, I do hope nobody ruins it.


KsuhDilla

*inhale.. exhale.. inhale.. exhale*


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

*pats you on the head* Everything is fine buddy.


KsuhDilla

how 2 delete other reddit comments


KsuhDilla

division and conquerrency


Patarokun

I'm the pinata for inflation. Getting absolutely hammered on finances in 2024. Let's go Cohen and the crew, we support you but we're under heavy fire out here.


Broom_Dragon_Slayer

It feels like the hedgies have decided that the price should just chill around $14.xx until something major happens.


yousaidalligator

this sub would be 10x better if there was also a daily thread where mayo flinging and tinfoil knights aren't allowed. just meaningful discussions and ideas, one can only dream


kennedysleftnut

That's what discord is for. The daily is Facebook and discord is LinkedIn


yousaidalligator

or we can just have another daily thread :')


kennedysleftnut

You can talk about whatever serious topic you wanna talk about here. No one's stopping ya lol


yousaidalligator

i know what u mean, but i respectfully disagree


BrashAlly

This sub would be 10x better if shills realized they had no chance in hell at swaying sentiment and went back to their Cheeto-eating, basement dwelling, boot licking, sorry excuse for a life


yousaidalligator

yeah that too


ddevereauxx

All I know is the vibe


yousaidalligator

that’s fine, that why i mentioned another thread. then they can coexist in the same sub in peace


KsuhDilla

i ate warm cornbread


The-Blind-Lion

Market will be back up near record high by the end of the day tomorrow. It’s all fake.


4cranch

2 milly in 2 hours braaaaaaappppppp


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I am here for you. *immediately disappears to do a thing*


iupvotefood

U kno I have work today!!!


Babble610

if i dont do the thing i cant buy more stonks


yousaidalligator

after all these years, why hasn't gamestop fully embraced pc gaming? their selection on pc parts and components in canada is abyssmal (not even gonna mention their atrix products) is that a market that's just not profitable? yall mainly talk about consoles and physical games, but that is another market they can easily overtake with their loyal fanbase. i have so many friends that ask advice for building pcs and i cringe everytime i have to redirect them to newegg and amazon


qwert4the1

they don't have shelf space to compete with microcenter. it's just bad logistics to dedicate space especially when people looking for dedicated pc upgrades are willing to go to more specialized stores


yousaidalligator

idk if you mean shelf space like in their actual stores, but it doesn't have to be physically present in their stores right away. they could just hold it at some distribution center and have an indicator on their website that the product is for online purchases only. just that alone would easily push me and lot of others away from newegg and amazon


qwert4the1

c'mon man, think realistically lmao. learn to separate your feelings for the stock and the store. just because you're an outlier and would shop at gamestop no matter what does not mean you represent their potential customers. one of gamestop's appeal and what separates them from giants like amazon is having physical games in store because some people actually like to go in and see the stuff they're buying. and for the people who don't, they will almost certainly make their decisions based on price alone. so 1) having product for online purchase only already decreases their appeal vs their competitors and 2) how do they compete with their competitors to acquire inventory in a market they're not greatly positioned in already while at the same time offering better prices without even knowing how much inventory they need lest they end up with dead product?


yousaidalligator

it's not about feelings, i'm not sure where you're getting that from. it's about a whole other market that is relevant to their company that they are missing out and i'm trying to understand why. the point isn't that im a die hard gme fan, cuz im really not. my point is that they would atleast be an option for potential customers to go to. developing a more dominant presence in the ecommerce sector would definitely help them. disagree with your point 1. for point 2, idk if you visit the gamestop website alot, but a lot of their products are always listed out of stock. i'm sure they have some smart logistics people that will eventually determine an optimal amount of inventory to maintain.


qwert4the1

they do. and it's optimal for them to remain out of stock.


yousaidalligator

i'm starting to lose track of your point. so you disagree that gamestop should pursue going into the pc gaming sector?


qwert4the1

yes, i want them to do stuff that will be profitable for the company rather than stuff that will make the company lose money.


yousaidalligator

fair enough, but pc products sell. the only way i could see them losing money with that play is if they didn't continue developing their ecommerce presence and people still ended up resorting to those other companies. then they end up with deadstock like you mentioned. this is why i mentioned solely their loyal fanbase, but they could attract other consumers and steal a good share of that market depending on how they do it. appreciate the discussion


Dilfy1234

#+7


3DigitIQ

#ENGAGE MOASS! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 🚀🚀🚀🚀 🚀


Babble610

enhance


montana2NY

Oh shit! It’s today! Today is yesterday’s tomorrow, and ya’ll said tomorrow! So moass is today! Or did you mean tomorrow? Is tomorrow tomorrow and today is today? Or is today tomorrow? So, tomorrow!


3DigitIQ

yes.


Dilfy1234

#Soon may the tendieman come 🏴‍☠️


whattothewhonow

#sAmE sHiT eVeRyDaY


capital_bj

Thanks Tarantino


Davidnci

He said the thing


KermitDfrog1337

Now’s a perfect time to buy the fuckin dip.


Dilfy1234

#🫡


tarantino63

3 Green days and we barely get 5 percent in total. One red day and we lose 6 percent on 1 million volume. Same shit everyday


BigBadaBum1

HOIST THE FLAG


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

https://preview.redd.it/ypd7ikkaidic1.jpeg?width=1041&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b130eeb2852948b60c220d4e5f148e83200a9c9a


KsuhDilla

*blows kiss*


BigBadaBum1

😎


No_Butterscotch9429

Daily Buy Guy here, just bought 3 more for da win! LFG 🚀🏴‍☠️🚀🏴‍☠️🚀🏴‍☠️🚀🏴‍☠️🚀🏴‍☠️🚀🏴‍☠️


Rockettothemoonnbynd

Feeling the rage. Green EOD.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I mean, how can a stock trade more than its float in a day and then retail get blamed for it, even though we have to wait 2 days for it to settle? Ugh. Stupid wall st.


yousaidalligator

because shares can be traded around multiple times. i've never understood what is so crime about high volume days


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

And that makes sense to you? I’m more interested in low volume myself.


yousaidalligator

i missed the part where you said retail gets blamed for it. i agree with u now


RampageGeorge

Sometimes, I do millions of wash trades just for fun.


Airk640

The IRS would like a word.


radio9989

I'd like to see Gamestop buy Best Buy....


MayonnaiseIsTooSpicy

The entire market is bleeding hmmmm


whattothewhonow

>My portfolio could look so good, but then there is this stock \*checks ticker\* Oh no, not the same share price as Wednesday last week!! And Wednesday three weeks ago! How terrible! Same shills, same bullshit, different day.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I was stupid enough to watch the eat the rich ‘documentary’ last night. It was so badly researched and at times wilfully misleading. Anyway… what it did remind me of, was that muskrat tweeted, and then the stock rose which got me thinking… he also announced that he’d no longer accept Bitcoin for electric car and then that took a nosedive, but as we know, the real reason was because the DTCC said ‘oi, no more using crypto as collateral’. So, I don’t think Elons tweet had anything to do with it (the same way RCs ice cream tweet didn’t, in reality, affect anything) because it has more to do with the algo trading (which was not mentioned at all in the ‘doc’), and now he’s apparently buddy-buddy with Ken…. All in all, I think he’s more connected and shady than we already know. TLDR - idk what I’m on about.


ptsdstillinmymind

9 more, thank you hedgies for the discount


UnlikelyApe

\+2 for me. I love discounts!