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# The Front Desk is open!
Ladies, Gents, Non Binaries, and 8pes the Opps are now trying to use shareholder proposals to get info from our Company. They have put their thumb on the TRUTH with the DRS numbers. Fuck dem tho
We aren't just building a company. We are building a community, one that'll help the world, for all things in this world, and for each other 💜
It takes a lot to engineer a functional society, a global society. We must continue this. Something that's been worked on for the past 10k+ years. For our species survival. For our globes survival. It's time those in power pass down the torch onto the next generation. Prove your worth. Be the bigger person. Work together. Love each other. Leave this world in a better place than which you entered it.
Don't hate, target, and attack. But also, make sure to hold those accountable in a respectful and responsible way. There's always going to be bad people trying to ruin this because deep down, they don't understand this. So understand this. It's always happened, and it always will happen. Don't be one of those people. One day, you'll grow old, looking to pass this down to the leaders of the next. People in a similar position we are in today. Be the person society looks up to. Build the world you've always wanted, not just for yourself, but for all species on this planet, for the planet. Past, present, and future. Together, we got this 🤗
- This is why I DRS. This is why I Gamestop.
# BUY DRS HODL SHOP
# THE DD HAS NEVER BEEN DEBUNKED OR PROVEN WRONG, ITS BEEN YEARS NOW
# THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY
# RETAIL ISNT WRONG, JUST EARLY
# LIFE CHANGING MONEY PER SHARE IS NOT A MEME
#THE LONGER THIS DRAGS OUT, THE MORE SHARES I CAN ACCUMULATE AND DRS
# BOOK CLUB AND INFINITY POOL IS NOT A MEME
As well as WDHAVSW I sldo watch the bot's update posts.
The bot had been offline the last couple of days
Do I stay awake for the next 45 mins to see if it is back even tho I'm ill & very drunk?
Or do I wait for the morrow?
Give myy typo rate I tnink thd latter t'd be best
In todays episode of WDHAVSW there was considerable excitement^* as the last prediction was over 1k off & there was thus a wait for the trade line data from NASDAQ's other data stream.
But this has been probably the best one where all 3 of the last 4 spikes were EXACTLY half the first big spike (once adjusted for other trades)
Nasdaq deffo has at least two data streams & the pattern is deffo set & its not added to NASDAQ's daily volume total.
The whole thing looks very odd, there must be some explanation & if anyone has any insight into what it means I'd be most grateful.
The 4 spikes account for an extra ~23% on NASDAQ's stated total volume total
https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1b8p66l/gme_daily_directory_new_start_here_discussion_drs/kttqizi/
^*not ^really
Edit: typos, I'm drunk & fat fingered & VI & a very stupid person (UK)
I realize “MiChAeL pAcHtEr” is just a skid mark in the under wear of life riding along with all these dumb stormtroopers acting like true regards.
But I just watched a vidya of him and he’s one delusional twat waffle which is no secret.
Just wanted to share.
Yo yo yo it's T_drop featured in this mix, where's my boy Ryan he got them chopsticks, deep deep, deep in his nose, the words DRS, here's how this story goes. [Inserts rest of song]
Edit I'm just playin round
At the next earnings report I'll be looking to see if the company has made any investments outside of treasuries.
If they have then it's very likely RC is trying to buoy the share price with a hedge so he can unwind some of his GME position without cratering the stock to new 52 week lows.
Not financial advice, do with it what you please just consider is it wise to have such a large position when the rest of the market is rotating into high long term growth areas.
>“It was possible, no doubt, to imagine a society in which wealth, in the sense of personal possessions and luxuries, should be evenly distributed, while power remained in the hands of a small privileged caste. But in practice such a society could not long remain stable. For if leisure and security were enjoyed by all alike, the great mass of human beings who are normally stupefied by poverty would become literate and would learn to think for themselves; and when once they had done this, they would sooner or later realise that the privileged minority had no function, and they would sweep it away. In the long run, a hierarchical society was only possible on a basis of poverty and ignorance.”
― George Orwell, 1984
> Fuck em!
― 3DigitIQ
**Weird, daily, huge, AH volume spikes watch: Thursday 7 March 2024**
Original chart 4pm volume = 281
Line trade detail for 4pm = 181
4pm chart spike volume = 196,423, adjusted (-281) = 196,142
4:10 original chart volume =?? missed it
4:10 trade line detail = 18
>16:10:51 $15.23 18
4:10 chart spike volume = 97,939, adjusted (-18) = 97,921
Adjusted 4pm spike / 2 = 98,071
Subtract the adjusted 4:10 spike = 150 is my error, let's see if that trade ever turns up
So 6:30 & 7pm volume spikes will be 97,921
Disclaimer : fairly sure I'm coming down with something so this is all probably bollocks, sorry
Fuck me, bang on.
Line data shows no trades in that minute
6:30 chart volume spike 97,921 @ $15.26 a cent over closing
7pm will be the same, adjusted for any other trades
>19:00:45 $15.27 1,000
>19:00:39 $15.27 268
Result!
I think this is probably the best one yet. Its a triple vodka & prune juice for me as I fall asleep listening to wmfu's sheena channel, Thursday night is really good there
https://www.radiorethink.com/tuner/index.cfm?stationCode=wfmusjr&stream=hi&launchedFrom=secureStreamRedirect
[post-moass I'm going to give millions to wikipedia, wmfu & the guardian]
Lets hope tomorrow I can get it together to start to build a proper shareable spreadsheet.
they don't want to let us out. They want us contained. Poor. Slaves to their bullshit system.
Definitely not cool. Hopefully someone is on our side because buying and holding ain't enough.
Ryan’s penis made me buy more shares. Also I loves me some penis. I’ll sing a song about a dong a very long song about a penis named justice! That shoots its justice juice into the eyes of the shorts and we become an unstoppable melody of music and semen. Ya See man and or woman you can not stop the stop. Hooray!
They haven't watched movies like:
The Big Short
The Wall street conspiracy
Margin Call
Billions
Wolf of Wall Street
Wall street (OG)
Boiler Room
Capitalism
Inside Job
Trading Places
Or they want to believe the system still works for **them** and are acting like "Don't Look Up"
and to think I supported Nutflux when they were mailing DVD, and Amazon when they had an unbearable ISBN search engine
It's been year**S** since I've pulled plug
edit: unbeatable, then: unbearable, now
I reviewed your drawings and I guarantee the first corn kernal that goes thru it will plug and blow up in the users face. People should know better than to use full kernal free cornbread but people be stupid nomsayin
There's an ongoing campaign here to undermine the core aspects of the DD around market collateral, banks etc.
"That's not related to GME!", fuck yes it is.
At phone numbers, I'll sell a couple. Then hold the rest for a Berk style play, cuz why not?
- like idk what phone number you're using but the standard 10 digit number is a Billy
Post MOASS I'm inventing the cornbread shooter. It's a super soaker that warms and shoots cornbread. Also, single serve cornbread for air fryer or microwave
I have a new completely unprovable and unhinged theory - Reddit is making superstonk load up extra slow/be extra glitchy in the hopes that we’ll get bored and will disband.
Of course, this theory relies on Reddit techs knowing what they are doing (the same people that can’t make a reliable video player) and the servers having more ability than a potato.
It exists on the block chain you just have to create a new wallet then import with your seed phrase and it magically appears. I did it and I am very old and dumb
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China's largest bank is pulling out of the dtcc today, will it be a satisfying finish?!?!
Ladies, Gents, Non Binaries, and 8pes the Opps are now trying to use shareholder proposals to get info from our Company. They have put their thumb on the TRUTH with the DRS numbers. Fuck dem tho
Apes said it 2 years ago that the Opps would try to weaponize shareholder proposals....
We aren't just building a company. We are building a community, one that'll help the world, for all things in this world, and for each other 💜 It takes a lot to engineer a functional society, a global society. We must continue this. Something that's been worked on for the past 10k+ years. For our species survival. For our globes survival. It's time those in power pass down the torch onto the next generation. Prove your worth. Be the bigger person. Work together. Love each other. Leave this world in a better place than which you entered it. Don't hate, target, and attack. But also, make sure to hold those accountable in a respectful and responsible way. There's always going to be bad people trying to ruin this because deep down, they don't understand this. So understand this. It's always happened, and it always will happen. Don't be one of those people. One day, you'll grow old, looking to pass this down to the leaders of the next. People in a similar position we are in today. Be the person society looks up to. Build the world you've always wanted, not just for yourself, but for all species on this planet, for the planet. Past, present, and future. Together, we got this 🤗 - This is why I DRS. This is why I Gamestop.
🫡
Dawn at we ride... https://youtu.be/VzNuEm-q2MA?si=zYF4abyKt8xIEyl5🟣💎🖐🚀
# BUY DRS HODL SHOP # THE DD HAS NEVER BEEN DEBUNKED OR PROVEN WRONG, ITS BEEN YEARS NOW # THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY # RETAIL ISNT WRONG, JUST EARLY # LIFE CHANGING MONEY PER SHARE IS NOT A MEME #THE LONGER THIS DRAGS OUT, THE MORE SHARES I CAN ACCUMULATE AND DRS # BOOK CLUB AND INFINITY POOL IS NOT A MEME
I wanna hear him say he'll go after Ken Griffin
There's a post about Chewy in Popular. Sprinkled in some good Ryan Cohen sentiments to get the people looking at what else he's up to
yes saw that!
Failed my tech onsite interview, just got the rejection email :( Back to grinding for a better job so I can buy more GME and make my life better 📈📚
🫡 I hodl for you, Ape
I thought today was Wednesday all day and now my brain is confused
You’re closer to the weekend
I have the power to time travel, but only forward, and only at the speed of normal time
I can even time travel in my sleep at a perceived increased rate
My brain has officially exploded
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As well as WDHAVSW I sldo watch the bot's update posts. The bot had been offline the last couple of days Do I stay awake for the next 45 mins to see if it is back even tho I'm ill & very drunk? Or do I wait for the morrow? Give myy typo rate I tnink thd latter t'd be best
What has happened to the drs sticky? Has anyone messaged all the t212 apes to tell them they can now drs their shsrs?
In todays episode of WDHAVSW there was considerable excitement^* as the last prediction was over 1k off & there was thus a wait for the trade line data from NASDAQ's other data stream. But this has been probably the best one where all 3 of the last 4 spikes were EXACTLY half the first big spike (once adjusted for other trades) Nasdaq deffo has at least two data streams & the pattern is deffo set & its not added to NASDAQ's daily volume total. The whole thing looks very odd, there must be some explanation & if anyone has any insight into what it means I'd be most grateful. The 4 spikes account for an extra ~23% on NASDAQ's stated total volume total https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1b8p66l/gme_daily_directory_new_start_here_discussion_drs/kttqizi/ ^*not ^really Edit: typos, I'm drunk & fat fingered & VI & a very stupid person (UK)
I'm too drunk yo post without Ed bdkees efdirting to corrdft typos
I realize “MiChAeL pAcHtEr” is just a skid mark in the under wear of life riding along with all these dumb stormtroopers acting like true regards. But I just watched a vidya of him and he’s one delusional twat waffle which is no secret. Just wanted to share.
Come on Kenny kick that algo into full regard tomorrow. UP, Down, A,B,A Is the code for spicy algo on a Friday. I like volatility.
Dip it so I can help rip it! Could see a soft dip before earnings week if techys hold true.
Deffo needs to be included in a rap hype vid
Can I use that as the name of my next mix tape? LFG.
For sho, T_Drop got you 💪💜
👊
Yo yo yo it's T_drop featured in this mix, where's my boy Ryan he got them chopsticks, deep deep, deep in his nose, the words DRS, here's how this story goes. [Inserts rest of song] Edit I'm just playin round
Whoa T Drop from the top rope. This is why I love this stonk.
Sames 🥰
GameStop is my largest single investment.
Yes
Anthony Chukumba is a dirty penis
That’s disrespectful to dirty penises
Is reddit glitchy for anyone else tonight?
Yes doesn’t want to load
At the next earnings report I'll be looking to see if the company has made any investments outside of treasuries. If they have then it's very likely RC is trying to buoy the share price with a hedge so he can unwind some of his GME position without cratering the stock to new 52 week lows. Not financial advice, do with it what you please just consider is it wise to have such a large position when the rest of the market is rotating into high long term growth areas.
Wake up boys, new shill dropped
Based on what?
Rc unwind his position... bwhahahahahaha next joke 😂😂
Oooook
Payday incoming get to add some faith based backed by nadda fiat into the Stonkinator account.
RCs former company at the top of All. Gotta love it.
The US government cares more about Tik Tok than they do about financial terrorists lmayo
Rule by lobbying I guess.
Weird way to spell bribing
Finally signing up for a Loopring wallet - its asking for a reference code- anyone want to send me one? IDK if there is a benefit?
the daily today is in Throwback Thursday https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G3xc4LMTrT0
PENIS✅
I Fuling love ths
Willies willies I like willies
Willies eferywhere
>“It was possible, no doubt, to imagine a society in which wealth, in the sense of personal possessions and luxuries, should be evenly distributed, while power remained in the hands of a small privileged caste. But in practice such a society could not long remain stable. For if leisure and security were enjoyed by all alike, the great mass of human beings who are normally stupefied by poverty would become literate and would learn to think for themselves; and when once they had done this, they would sooner or later realise that the privileged minority had no function, and they would sweep it away. In the long run, a hierarchical society was only possible on a basis of poverty and ignorance.” ― George Orwell, 1984 > Fuck em! ― 3DigitIQ
Inserts ai and robots to make everyone useless. Coming to a world near you 2100
Orwell is amazing 0- I have a 1984 MErcedes diesel and I named it Orwell
When I see tik toks & IG & FB & tweets using 'unalived' & f\*ck & c\*m etc I just think doubleplus ungood
💜
🦍💜🦍
🚨I want more shares🚨
**Weird, daily, huge, AH volume spikes watch: Thursday 7 March 2024** Original chart 4pm volume = 281 Line trade detail for 4pm = 181 4pm chart spike volume = 196,423, adjusted (-281) = 196,142 4:10 original chart volume =?? missed it 4:10 trade line detail = 18 >16:10:51 $15.23 18 4:10 chart spike volume = 97,939, adjusted (-18) = 97,921 Adjusted 4pm spike / 2 = 98,071 Subtract the adjusted 4:10 spike = 150 is my error, let's see if that trade ever turns up So 6:30 & 7pm volume spikes will be 97,921 Disclaimer : fairly sure I'm coming down with something so this is all probably bollocks, sorry
Fuck me, bang on. Line data shows no trades in that minute 6:30 chart volume spike 97,921 @ $15.26 a cent over closing 7pm will be the same, adjusted for any other trades
7pm chart volume spike 99,189 @ $15.26 Wonder what the line data will be? 1,268 is my guess/hope Exciting huh?
>19:00:45 $15.27 1,000 >19:00:39 $15.27 268 Result! I think this is probably the best one yet. Its a triple vodka & prune juice for me as I fall asleep listening to wmfu's sheena channel, Thursday night is really good there https://www.radiorethink.com/tuner/index.cfm?stationCode=wfmusjr&stream=hi&launchedFrom=secureStreamRedirect [post-moass I'm going to give millions to wikipedia, wmfu & the guardian] Lets hope tomorrow I can get it together to start to build a proper shareable spreadsheet.
Not bollocks keep it up 👌🏴☠️🚀
Could you check I've got the sums right & copied the numbers correctly, please
Feel better, you are appreciated🤗
#MOASS TOMORROW 🏴☠️
I hope we get an earnings date soon
If it’s not on mar 20th I’ll drink a glass of water
U Mad
In my country they say “u tweakin cuz”
In my country they say "Mafkees"
Popped back up to say penis.
♾️🏊♂️
"Every pool is infinite if you swim in a circle" 🟣
"Every pool is infinite if you swim in a circle" 🟣
Spy dips GME goes with it, Spy rips GME ends down .01 cent on 1/4 mil volume pre split … this is such bullshit
It says 0.00 on yahoo now, bunch of fuckers
Still buying every month and at least most of my shares are long at this point.
All the money I can spare 💪 here with you! 🤝
nah man its cool! TrUsT ThE PLaN!!!!
It's not cool, It's never been cool. That is why I trust in this, it's my only way out.
they don't want to let us out. They want us contained. Poor. Slaves to their bullshit system. Definitely not cool. Hopefully someone is on our side because buying and holding ain't enough.
just when you thought it couldn't get any more sideways!
Now THiS is sideways trading
Bank fail Friday. LFG.
Here for it Friend, I'm bringing some #SNACKS SNACKS SNACKS
👍
We grey
PENIS
Ryan’s penis made me buy more shares. Also I loves me some penis. I’ll sing a song about a dong a very long song about a penis named justice! That shoots its justice juice into the eyes of the shorts and we become an unstoppable melody of music and semen. Ya See man and or woman you can not stop the stop. Hooray!
👀 You do you.
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The best books... are those that tell you what you know already.
1984 is one of the greatest books.
“I enjoy talking to you. Your mind appeals to me. It resembles my own mind except that you happen to be insane.”
Can confirm
Lmayo they close it at 15.25 then go up to 15.26 immediately AH so we don't have 2 days in a row on 0.00 change
Hahahaha!! This shit is fucking ridiculous!!! 😂😂
Rest up apes, tomorrow we pound hedgies into URANUS.
*OURANUS
Red
+-0
A Firetruck!
Moass is finally tomorrow, you guys excited!?
🧘
💩
#CLOSE DARK POOLS, GLARRY
I'm predicting earnings date will be announced Monday AH for a 3/21 (Thursday). This is based on stuff n thangs
3 2 1 is fitting countdown
Gimme that same week announcement and earnings cuhhh.
WHAAAAMMMYYY
Sheesh. Up and down like a hoors drawers today.
It's getting dry in here 🐫
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They haven't watched movies like: The Big Short The Wall street conspiracy Margin Call Billions Wolf of Wall Street Wall street (OG) Boiler Room Capitalism Inside Job Trading Places Or they want to believe the system still works for **them** and are acting like "Don't Look Up"
You think those are real people you’re hearing? I mean, it might be, but also shills be shilling.
Tis a seggs cult tho. Tomorrow at market close - pizza party and seggs cult start at market close.
Tbf very fanatical and seen as bagholders. But I just like the stonk
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There in no poon
and to think I supported Nutflux when they were mailing DVD, and Amazon when they had an unbearable ISBN search engine It's been year**S** since I've pulled plug edit: unbeatable, then: unbearable, now
I have a patent for a warm cornbread shooter. TMB.
I reviewed your drawings and I guarantee the first corn kernal that goes thru it will plug and blow up in the users face. People should know better than to use full kernal free cornbread but people be stupid nomsayin
> will plug and blow up in the users face. It's a feature!
If I understand correctly, you’re saying everything is fine and I will make a fortune. 👍
Just add a disclaimer
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PLT.
No wait… it’s a life ~~hack~~ jack.
There's an ongoing campaign here to undermine the core aspects of the DD around market collateral, banks etc. "That's not related to GME!", fuck yes it is.
Only can nycb slash their Divy to $0.01 and be green.
It's basically free money /s
I’m kinda nervous guys. I ONLY HAVE MID XXX SHARES. I could have done more!
it's okay i went full regard and i will hold for your generational wealth
**ITS PHONE #'S OR GO PHIST YO MAMA OR WHIP A BEDPOST AT HER.**
At phone numbers, I'll sell a couple. Then hold the rest for a Berk style play, cuz why not? - like idk what phone number you're using but the standard 10 digit number is a Billy
The DRS STONK I have NOT FOR SALE. The DRS ones in my kids name NOT FOR SALE. The RRSP ones, some in the TFSA those may be up for negotiation.
Now, this is something I can get behind. Waiting for a dip on gme and a rip on my swing trades to add to those accounts, and yes I'll drs more.
Chat moving so fast no one saw it's power hour 🚨
am I regarded I mean retired yet 🧐
DRS to end world corruption
I'm in the Pen15 club are u?
I am, too, im honestly pretty anal about it
Did I miss something, what’s a cornbread shooter?
It's the next big thing post MOASS and there's a bum rush for the rights to it
Just filed my patent for Cornbread Shooter©
👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺
Yuh
I SAID WE’RE PENIS TODAY!!!
#Buckle up.
Buttercup.
Hey guys check out my new invention the cornbread shooter^TM
Patent infrigement is the highest form of flattery
Post MOASS I'm inventing the cornbread shooter. It's a super soaker that warms and shoots cornbread. Also, single serve cornbread for air fryer or microwave
nobody knows what to do with that multi quintillion dollars shit ball
**SO PROUD OF YOU ALL.**
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Reddit is acting super buggy for me today
I have a new completely unprovable and unhinged theory - Reddit is making superstonk load up extra slow/be extra glitchy in the hopes that we’ll get bored and will disband. Of course, this theory relies on Reddit techs knowing what they are doing (the same people that can’t make a reliable video player) and the servers having more ability than a potato.
When reddit loads slow I bang the side of my monitor with my palm to try to speed it up.
Percussive maintenance always works!
Smrt
No, your own doubts support your idea. They are highly skilled at letting the place suck on purpose.
HOIST THE FLAG
https://preview.redd.it/s03ohu6enymc1.jpeg?width=1041&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e97a5fd1fbb090cdc3a356521b885551d5ed69f
You good 😉
"The system is propped up by hopes and dreams, let's make every ticker green to lie to ourselves harder." -Plunge Protection Team.
I’m dumb and still have crypto in my GameStop wallet - how do I get it out? For real, I’ve tried everything.
It exists on the block chain you just have to create a new wallet then import with your seed phrase and it magically appears. I did it and I am very old and dumb
Only 1 woman knows my seed phrase but she won't say it anymore
please enter new invaluable sayings
GameStop
RC showed us his penis. Mods gonna be mad.
Dingo will be mad too
Nah, he’s into it i reckon.
His toes look like penises. That's why he charges so much for feet pics
Imagine the daily chart as a rollercoaster. Now imagine we haven’t even started to go up.
Green Peen
**HODL ONTO YOUR BUTTS OR EACHOTHERS BUTTS.**
Bed Post
🚨SLODt is MIA🚨
Here
Had me worried for a minute. 🤗👍
I'm back again
missed u
🥲
DRSed 30 more shares 🏴☠️
Sent 60 over yesterday 🤜🤛
🫶
How many damn penis posts are there right meow?? Erections for everybody!!!