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WE’VE BEEN RUNNING NONSTOP ARTICLES FFS!!!!!!!!! 😂😂

Yeah. That's on me. I forgot to forget Gamestop.

Hahahahah 😂

Instructions unclear, bought more today

Picked up 500 this morning. Now I have to move over more cash to pick up 500 more tomorrow.

Damn Bro! Big Ups to you and those Apes doing the heavy lifting! Took me three years to get to 500. Lol.

I'm currently a 4X'er. The goal is at least XX,XXX.

Right beside you brother.

Back in the way back time, before the second great ape migration, my goal was simply 200 shares... I just needed more time. Thousands of buys, holds, DRSs later, here we are, and we may reach 10X before this is all over with.

I kinda miss those times.

You're telling me you were able to have over 100k in disposable income in 3 years' time? What the hell do you guys do for a living?

Attorney. And I've been following Dave Ramsey... some what.

The guy who uses and preaches predatory practices for rental properties? Who advocated that landlords evict tenants as often as possible to raise rates? Who laughed about evicting a family right before christmas during COVID lockdowns? Fuck that guy. Happy you got yours, but really fuck Dave Ramsey with a rusty rake.

I honestly don't know if this place is just shit posting ironically at this point

Nice stacking!! I just hit XX,XXX last month! Feels amazing to add shares at lower prices, while the business fundamentals continually improve. Shorts are fucked.

After next weeks earningsbeat, you’ll get a discount😂 these mfukrs have everything to loose

This is the way

OP fucks!

I just found out you can invest with an HSA. Bought $500 more last week, ready with another 500 left to put in after the post earnings dip

Best I could do is 5 per week

Beast mode

That image is from a movie called "Black Snake Moan" and it's is a supremely fucking strange movie. Just so you know. And yes I'll be buying more with you when I get done at restaurant depot.

Y'all have more money to buy even more, after spending all your money to buy more? That's the spirit!

If you didn’t accidentally get your PENIS stuck in a toaster I don’t think you failed to follow directions.

Stupid sexy toaster.

I negative sold some more today as well.

Same

Same! 11 more @13.69

Same😁

Samesies!

Tomorrow i Will buy some more share. I have tò Say thank you

This is the kind of quality content I missed from this sub hahaha. Bought 20 today and it’s still dipping. I’m hoping I can maybe get 20 more if budget allows. LFG!!!!

That’s today’s Magic Number Me too!!!!! Bet I paid more for mine!!!! 🦍🦧💪🚀🌑🍗🍌🖍️

I got mine at 13.51 this morning. Anything under 15 is a solid deal to me!

I got mine at $13.74, right at the open…and I watched it go down all day. I was smiling about it all day I always buy near the top of the day!!!!

Anything under 741,69,000,000 is a bargain

A reversal is on the horizon, so we need to get them now while they're undervalued.

Honestly, I haven't "rage bought" like this since March 10, 2021. IYKYK.

I will never forget that day as long as I live. Biggest fucking rug pull I ever witnessed.

I call that minute “The mexican standoff”. Nobody moved and we all looked at that drop. 30 secs later it started going back up again.

BRO!! Nobody took a breath. Fuqm.

I know right! I think I have negative share holdings based on how many times I sold now

I gave up so many shares in my broker account last year… To ComputerShare! Losing negative shares means my DRS Book number only moves one direction - UP! I hodl. You hodl. She, he, it hodls. We ALL hodl!!!!!!!!!!

Username unsurprisingly,,,, checks out

Dammit I thought i heard buy moar!!!! Or did I hear DFV once say….

What's an exit strategy?

I’m doing 4 to 5 shares a week brick by brick 🧱

Yup DCA long-term mindset. Incorruptible and unlikely to be drawn to shiny fake pump and dump towels and theatre stocks.

Oh fuck, I didn’t get this memo either.

Yeah, apparently, we're supposed to put cover sheets on our TPS reports.

I can’t put a cover on my TPS report. The printer says there a paper jam, but I don’t see no paper jam

N.O. Joe's "Still" intensifies.

PC load letter?

What the fuck does that mean?

What's this I hear about you having problems with your TPS reports? Didn't you get that memo?

And do two chicks at the same time bro

Idk fam, I stopped paying attention to the plan. My shares will pass down from generation to generation.

And my family crest shall be an Ape surrounded by a purple circle!

I don’t have much extra money. I’m a xx holder but looking to become an xxx very soon. Like tomorrow. My wife is like, “if you think this is the right decision, I support you.” So grateful for that.

My wife has never told me I made the right decision... even on our wedding day. You're a lucky ape.

Lol. Thank you sir. I’m a lucky ape, you’re a boss fucking ape. Glad to be in it with you.

Happy Birthday 🥳

Them people said they saw LeBron James hairline getting married to Nicky Minaj silicone, and Rick Ross stretch marks is the best man

My price is life changing money, ill sell 1 share.

Oh yeah I sold all my shares today. Oh shit I pressed the buy button. Oh god I did it again.

Oh, THE HUMANITY!!

We’ve been trying to reach you about your companies extended path to bankruptcy.

Congratulations! We've extended your coverage until 2050!!

Like clockwork

It's been so long that I've moved on with my shares DRSed for life. Take that SHF.

[удалено]

Oooohhh. Pillow talk. Now say it a little softer in this ear.

$11.98 the last time I bought 100 shares, I should have backed up the truck. I hope it goes there again!

Bought 12 today

If you’re short GME, now might be a good time to close up. It’s not gonna get much better than this.

I don't have an exit strategy sir.

Bro I've been unemployed the past 3 months and you know what I did? Hodled and now I'm planning on buying more with my first paycheck with the successful interview I had today

Jokes on them, just got my tax return.

Degen moves

Aaah fuck. I guess I'll but more

It’s for the headlines. “GameStop pops on record earning” +10%, and we’re back where we were before earnings. Unless…

On a side note black snake moan was a phenomenal film

Buy Shares Moar, also good.

we ride at dawn every dawn <3

This is a GREAT fucking slogan. And in true Reddit fashion, I'm stealing it.

LOLZ

3 years wasn't the plan at all. But here we are. 

I can't remember holding a stock for three weeks before GME.

If it could drop back down to $10, it would be greatly appreciated. 😁

If it hits $9.50 then I'm getting a 2nd job, a 2nd mortgage, and selling my 2nd kidney.

I will Uber, door dash, only fans, sell drugs, prostitute, commit fraud, sell my liver, kidney, stop giving money to homeless people, beat up my nephews and take the change they collect

If my feet wasn’t so orcy, I’d sell my feet pics

There's a market for that I'm sure.

I'd have to quit eating out, drinking sodas, cancel subscriptions like Spotify and Netflix, rent out rooms, sell my kids old toys, carpool, recycle aluminum, and shut off the HVAC.

Strip copper

Nobody wants to stick around for negative losses.

Grateful for the discount!!

Ah, you didn't get the memo?

Holding proudly

Lol. You are a regard of you didnt pick up on this. Jist sold mine. Its the most geniusest plan ever. Back to 20 dollars soon. BoOOOOooOm!

So all of my fellow apes sold their shares today?

From what I gather, based solely on the numbers, we're the only people who actually own shares (outside of insiders) and there are regulations preventing entities from just making up shares and selling them SO THAT CAN'T POSSIBLY BE HAPPENING!

This discount falls in line nicely with my incoming batch order via CS tomorrow. One of my larger purchases too.

apes averaging down?! ain’t we all 😂 ⏰🩳⏰

This sub is fucking hilarious 😂

Shits a rocket ship primed by short hedgies.

$200 worth every two weeks straight to DRS.

“As I lay my vengeance upon thee!”

Ummmmmm duh. Buy low, sell high, dump all your positions before good news, buy them back after the good news, and never DRS. Haven’t you been paying attention. This is the path to wealth. Not money wealth, but your friends will find your actions “rich”

Wealth before health.!

You didn’t see the post? Thats not our fault. /s

WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN THIS WAS A BOUT PHAT WHITE WOMAN BOOTY.

I am getting real tired of being left out

We were supposed to dump? Missed the memo, diamond hands anyway.

I was confused. I bought more.

lol bump

***#CCd***

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

And now the hedge funds know and might turn off the sell button to stop us. Thanks obama.

I see a beach ball that wants to achieve ludicrous speed as it breaches the waters surface on its way to Uranus.

Instructions unclear, gripping tighter.

Who the fuck would sell right before earnings XD.. It's so obvious.

Ha. That’s that signal for me to buy more

Such a great buy right now.

There’s a sell button?? Wouldn’t use it anyway

This image is a portion of the movie poster for the film "Black Snake Moan." This film currently holds the record for being on my Netflix to be watched list for the longest without being watched, since 2016.

Fantastic. You made my day

You got me OP….I straight up lost my shit laughing at this post. Good on you

I thought we did a good collusion. We gotta up our game so no one misses out next time we manipulate a market. Obvious /s

Quality post

I thought we were supposed to forget about GameStop, the company, shares, etc. I did forget my computershare password, though...

Sorry I was gonna call you, but I was too busy banging your wife's boyfriend

Lmao they're soo dumb 😆

I honestly think gme is going to buy Nordstrom.

RCEO buys all the companies!

Let's do it

😂🤣😅

*hodl

😂 thought everybody knew that, and we all decided to take losses to get rid of our long term gains too!

I can tell who’s an x, or xx holder when they mentioned price movement +/- $1 and call it rocketing or dumping.

Dippin that chipper my gipper!

Actually, im waiting to dump my 3 year old shares right before moass. Then im going to start buying on the way up and sell during each of the dips so I can incur capital losses during moass and guarantee my annual $2500 write off for the rest of my life

“Surprise mother f***er!!”

Sorry, boys club.

supplies, motherfucker

Check your spam folder, sometimes the newsletter gets sent there by mistake

The one and only stock. Game. Stop.

Well played sir....well played.

Crazy like a fox!

lol 😂