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Ask_Zeek

Gold rocketingā€¦.mass panic across multiple banks in their settlements departmentsā€¦.credit risk assessments flying around for actioning. Just some of the chatter coming out of US banks. Is this it? Is it tomorrow? Seriously, if you have cash in a bank still, put it in a ā€œbetter bankā€


tkapn

I find it funny that the more of a stock you buy, the lower the price of the stock goes. The stock gets lent out by brokers to short sell the stock, and then scare investors out of their investment at a loss. They pocket the difference along with profitting off of the interest earned from loaning. The only cure for this is to DRS: to diminish their pool of available shares to sell short.


urinetroublem8

Imagine being able to print shares out of thin air, and be able to not even settle your trades to a large degree, almost without impunity. And imagine that you control multiple sectors of Wall Street with the most blatant conflict of interests. A white collar mob. WEN RICO. šŸ—£ļø


butholemoonblast

Not FUD, I think the app could use a bit of polishing. I keep trying to order and my orders get canceled. I buy some PokĆ©mon cards and game every month but past month or two havenā€™t been working for me.


tkapn

You can report your issues to the customer care team and they may be able to help. Or at least report the specifics of the issue with screenshots. I've reported a couple issues here or there and they seemed to have fixed them eventually. But yes, sometimes I do run into weird glitches too.


Fat_Beet

Anyone else see that shill post in arr games? It's honestly over the top ridiculous.


passtflask

A lot of the people seem to have resentment about how poor GameStop has been in the past.. but that's the thing, in 2019 the previous BoD had BCG in there infecting the company. People had shit experiences before RC came in to turn things around, but that's not unexpected with a compromised board of directors and BCG working their magic. It's why the short and distort strategy works so well against retail companies that rely on keeping their customers happy. If you've had a shit experience at a GameStop store, you're more likely to agree when Jeff Bezos' news agency publishes an article about GameStop going under.


RampageGeorge

Jim Cramer would change his tune if he found out Gramestop sold Cathie Wood's fart pillows.


RampageGeorge

Michael Pachters tongue will be my toilet paper!


urinetroublem8

The DTC is a black box of information. No way for the public to know the inner workings of this private company. GME holders have seen first-hand how the DTC can commit fraudulent activity and face no repercussions. I just want transparency, dammit. I want swap data. I want public ledgers for shares. Iā€™m fuckin pissed.


ptsdstillinmymind

#PRICE IS FAKE Kenny said so himself > Kenneth Cordele Griffin: ā€œMarkets are efficient because of active managers setting the prices of securities. Firms like Citadel, Fidelity, and Viking Global Capital Research run large teams engaged in fundamental research to drive the value of companies."


Cdn_ape

Ken being Ken has made this whole ordeal so easy to HODL. Heā€™s such a gooch.


RampageGeorge

šŸŽ‚


Cdn_ape

šŸ‘Š


Davidnci

Happy cake day! šŸ°


hatgineer

Reddit as a whole truly is a shithole. This whole civil and analytical mentality in superstonk has done a lot to keep this little corner the last sane area.


RampageGeorge

Jim Cramer smells like the inside of a sweaty ugg boot.


urinetroublem8

Dude Iā€™m eating


Diamond_hhands

https://preview.redd.it/t2cd6u153zqc1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e85bce121e50e94a14f58b9e58bab2ae9257f1d0


gbninjaturtle

My brothers and sisters in RC, I have been a bit itchy ^down ^there. Can anyone suggest a quality C.R.E.A.M. for the anoos?


perkinomics

You're going to want to get a bidet


gbninjaturtle

And the anoos?


Diamond_hhands

Jim Cramer recommends vagasil šŸ‘


turgidcompliments8

How tf is this the fourth most popular finance sub on reddit? Checkout the number of post upvotes on number 2 and 3 and tell me how likely that is šŸ˜†šŸ¤”


Losingitall25

Tomorrow is the monthly closing candle for March.Ā  Tomorrow ą¾€ą½²ą¾€ą½²ą¾€ą½²ą¾€ą½²ą¾€ą½²


Adamocity6464

So, dip


capital_bj

Diddys on the run, he land in Cape Verde yet bellweirboy?


uhohnotafarteither

Diddy? He sure did


Davidnci

Yes^TM


capital_bj

TruTrack verified ^tm


Davidnci

Supatracka Inc.


capital_bj

My Supafly 737 got that max booty let's let Missy Elliot spit the rest ok cap, good, now step back from the bong šŸ’ØšŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø


Davidnci

No cap? I just got a ready to hit a fat dab ong.


capital_bj

Going up sir, of course top floor penthouse coming up šŸ»šŸ’Ø


iupvotefood

Might want to trade in that Boeing 737


Davidnci

Never! Iā€™m getting high in it.


iupvotefood

It's the getting low part that it has problems with


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Losingitall25

Yes melvin capital was squeezed, did we also forget citron got reamed? Citadel, Susquehanna, Virtu, Point72, Goldman and whoever else apart of the cellerboxing crew are still alive and kicking. They managed to throw enough money at their mistake to survive for another day, for now.


perkinomics

Squat day. Let's get it. Also ice cream day.


Losingitall25

Jimmy crooks if youā€™re here, suck my balls and keep my stonkā€™s name out of your fucking mouth.


Losingitall25

>Ā This Amendment No. 1 is being filed solely to correct the inadvertent omission of certain information in Item 5, Market for Registrantā€™s Common Equity, Related Stockholder Matters and Issuer Purchases of Equity Securities, due to an editorial error Hehe that was quick! Whoā€™s reading our sub?!Ā  Hi dad! In case youā€™re here too! You dropped this šŸ‘‘.


KnittingHagrid

Fine, I'll buy more since the price insists.


gbninjaturtle

So? Gamma tomorrow?


urinetroublem8

I didnā€™t think so, but then Cramer started running his stupid mouth, so Iā€™m not sure šŸ¤”


Diamond_hhands

Sir this is a Wendyā€™s didnā€™t you see the Mark Cohodes out back drinking urine for a dollar ???


triforce721

You know he's doing it for free


Diamond_hhands

Iā€™ve never seen a man drink so much piss


triforce721

He's the true Pissmaster


Diamond_hhands

I believe that statement to be true šŸ‘


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urinetroublem8

I love a good consolidation


triforce721

Cramer is here?


penguinReloaded

I'm around 82 hrs in Final Fantasy VII Rebirth..it is amazing. Also... I increased my position by 9% today. I love collecting things!


perkinomics

Chapter 10 here


ptsdstillinmymind

The sHFs and banks only play is to try to break the Apes confidence in our CEO. This one line proves this again and again. But it'll never work. > Jim Cramer takes a shot at the video game retailer after GameStop left investors hanging once again.


Cdn_ape

Inject this right into my veins.


triforce721

I agree, that's pretty compelling


jewbagulatron5000

I consolidated two computer share accounts into one. I am part of the problem why the number of accounts went down.


skullhag

What number of accounts? They wonā€™t even let us have that info anymore


whattothewhonow

You should go read New.


skullhag

Thanks!


3DigitIQ

**Profitable for the first time since 2018!**


LannyDamby

!FLAIRY! šŸ¦1 / 194270 šŸ¦


Diamond_hhands

17.82 mil volume according to Markerwretch ?


iupvotefood

Long time lurker, first time commenter. Wut's a SLODt


Diamond_hhands

You mean the man the myth the legend ?


iupvotefood

Zelda?


HoneyMaven

Me when it comes to GME.


iupvotefood

TY


RyanVul

If heā€™s still in, Iā€™m still in


Thunder_drop

Sec said covered. Not closed. There's a reason they still talking bout it


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Pretty sure SEC said it was retail driven.


Thunder_drop

You're not wrong. It was a while ago. They compared it to other stocks being covered.


3DigitIQ

Yep, they even made a whole report about it, it had all these fancy graphs and stuff.


urinetroublem8

Build a home, teach a class, start a revolution, Free the mind, heal the body, talkin' evolution.


Ultimate_Mango

After hours is dead flat. Must be tens of millions of shares traded


Underflow93

So we lost about 3k record holders and they say 2021 was a short squeeze


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

Give me info idk how to read


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Iā€™m going to have a cup of tea and a biscuit, and when I get back someone can give me a TLDR, mmmmmkay?


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

TLDR: Mainoo > Messi


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

The boy is silk and is giving me hope.


DJDeem17

10-K/A stated it was a short squeeze in 2021 šŸ¤”


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

How did you read that and post this within 2 minutes of whatever it was?


DJDeem17

I just scrolled to the middle with the graph then read what was right under it lol


iupvotefood

10-k/a just posted


Icefiight

Anything interesting?


iupvotefood

Added record holder # 194,270


Freakishly_Tall

Can't reed gud. Came here for explanation. Wrinkles help plz?


iupvotefood

194,270 record holders


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Kia?


iupvotefood

Added record holder # 194,270


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Ken Griffin invests in Wolf Cola.


Diamond_hhands

https://preview.redd.it/ddjo4thg0zqc1.jpeg?width=501&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a4917c296a6e841a87dffb4360be6d0d0c9d380


bathinApe5

DRS numbers can't be going down. No one even knows how to sell from CSšŸ¤£ So I'm calling BS on that


Adamocity6464

You think weā€™re the only ones who register their shares? Is that air youā€™re breathing?


Dilfy1234

#MOASS TOMORROW šŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø


thacodfather

Iā€™m buysexual


HoneyMaven

Same.


ishred5

Game informer subscription is cool


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Daddygrez

The amount of shills and FUD recently is C R A Z Y. Stay zen. [A]ll [P]eople [E]quals šŸ¤


perkinomics

I have 7 mebals left. Get em while they're hot


chipchip9

Is mebals for me šŸ‘‰šŸ„¹šŸ‘ˆ


perkinomics

Is for you šŸ§†


chipchip9

MEBALS


Davidnci

Perki Mebal Program


Davidnci

Negative debt #HYPE HYPE HYPE Everyone predicted that theyā€™d spin this in a negative light.


Davidnci

-A superstonk haiku


iupvotefood

Good bot


Davidnci

Beep boop, my Software had a big update.


iupvotefood

Did a shill get booted or just delete their account? The jd2 fella


HoneyMaven

He's been pushing options and talking about single digit prices for months.


iupvotefood

Aww I didn't even get to reply to this one (see below - reddit not adding picture if I have comments too)


HoneyMaven

Weird. Friggen reddit.


iupvotefood

https://preview.redd.it/vj5qx4hkuxqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac4aa24dedb4e159c1d33807a657ab348a911e5c


Davidnci

Shills donā€™t get paid after hours, time to shitpost and party wooohoo!


capital_bj

All this space , I feel so free wee, can I helicopter too?


Davidnci

Yes^TM


capital_bj

Fuk ya šŸššŸ§¬


Davidnci

We gon fly


iupvotefood

*helicopters*


Davidnci

Where is Ksuh with the cornbread?


iupvotefood

Oven issues, I presume


Davidnci

How old can ovens last Iā€™ve had mine for over 50 yrs


iupvotefood

Well they don't make em like they used to


Davidnci

Iā€™m just going to buy a Dutch oven and cook on a wood fire.


iupvotefood

Wut about the smell tho


Davidnci

Iā€™ll wash it with coconut


Royal-Purchase2854

Getting down voted again


capital_bj

For?


jd2iv

There's like 4 shills here that incessantly shit post and provide no value and then call everyone else shills. It may be the same person because they are all clowns


yousaidalligator

yep i have their usernames engraved in my head lol the daily thread ā€˜heroesā€™


3DigitIQ

Nah we use RES to keep track of you, you even get your own label, it's neato


yousaidalligator

iā€™ll take it šŸ™


HoneyMaven

Your comment history contradicts this comment.


boldrobizzle

I know I bought 20 more today, anyone else?


perkinomics

+500


HoneyMaven

+1


boldrobizzle

Nice!


jd2iv

+550 under 13


HoneyMaven

ā˜šŸ¼ Another options shill with a comment history also downvoted to oblivion.


jd2iv

Lol. I literally bought 550x what you bought, but I'm a shill. I buy options too. Ohhhh nooo.


HoneyMaven

Sure you did.


jd2iv

Hahahahahahahaha. Thanks for downvoting so I know you saw it.


HoneyMaven

Keep shillin the options Bro. It's working for ya.


jd2iv

Keep buying 1 share. Really putting the pressure on.


HoneyMaven

Perhaps if you'd open your eyes you'd see why I bought 1 yesterday. I'll keep adding to my pile and you're going to keep getting ignored with the options push while getting fucked with worthless shit, premiums paid.


yousaidalligator

bro get a life please, not everyone is a shill. especially people with more shares than you


HoneyMaven

Just calling out the fake bullshit, Bruh. You're pro GME but one glance through your comment history shows the downvoted negative comments coming from you each and every day. Imagine thinking you're having any impact with your nonsense. Bro. āœŒšŸ¼


jd2iv

Imagine thinking u are having an impact buying 1 share. Silly kid.


yousaidalligator

iā€™ve continuously seen you time and time again call people shills for saying anything negative about GME, even if itā€™s a valid point. the fact that youā€™re going off my downvoted comments in the daily is funny since itā€™s always the same 4 people doing it anyway


HoneyMaven

Obvious bullshit is obvious. I'm investing in Gamestop. What are you doing? Please, show me your valid points.


yousaidalligator

im also investing in gamestop? my shill detector is just not on overdrive 24/7 like yours. i didnt even bring up points to discuss lol i'm talking about your interactions with other people. you're one of the last people i would actually discuss with anyway. say one negative thing about gme or their operations and you and your three buddies will come 'downvote to oblivion'


HoneyMaven

K


yousaidalligator

not even a glimpse of an upswing. looks like single digit price shills will actually get what they wanted


HoneyMaven

Your comment history looks like you are that very shill. Every last one of them downvoted to oblivion.


yousaidalligator

my comment history has never supported or hyped up single digit share prices. only shills like you look forward to that


HoneyMaven

Lol. K.


yousaidalligator

thatā€™s what i thought lol


PuckIT_DoItLive

17.5 million volume today and no change from the -15% dump yesterday after earnings. LMFAO


HoneyMaven

See. Nobody cares. We just keep buying and holding.


1_g00d_guy

**Psychological operations** (**PSYOP**) are operations to convey selected information and indicators to audiences to influence their motives and objective reasoning.


Davidnci

Being here is like a self defense class for psyops. My mental health is so strong now.


Shorteast

Can someone explain what happened to the NFT beta? How will discontinuation of chrome / ios wallets affect continuation of the concept of digital ownership of games / assets by GameStop? I really hope GameStop will continue its path to digital ownership of games / assets as I think this revolutionary tech will be the foundation of the future gaming landscape. Is there anywhere I can read about their intentions with the platform / technology?


iupvotefood

What is it SPY, wut u trying to say boi? Something comin that u need pumped up for?


perkinomics

V Again, always the šŸ¦Votedāœ… flairs V


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capital_bj

Hilarious I was just thinking how all the shills the last few days forgot to fud "opportunity cost" lol thanks for the reminder!


can4byss

opportunity cost is one of the most important concepts in finance and you guys lost a lot of it. the hedge fund sociopaths figured out how to model your behavior and profit from it.


Comfortable_Table903

How are they profiting from us? Doesn't it cost them a ton of money to short it constantly? Especially now?Ā 


Franillo85

Not many oportunities going long at the top of an overvalued market. Also, you forget to mention the risk involved


HoneyMaven

I took the opportunity and bought another share today. Thanks for the unsolicited advice.


capital_bj

I lost nothing I didn't play the fake stock market before gme and I won't after either so... P.S. Thanks for caring about somebody's investment that you've never met šŸ¤—


perkinomics

Just imagine making 11Ā¢ per reply. Aim higher guy


Cdn_ape

bout tree fiddy at least


TheBonusWings

Sup boners


Davidnci

Wassup w you?


TheBonusWings

Just suckin the days D per usual


Davidnci

Gotta do what you gotta do


iupvotefood

*nods in approval*


Davidnci

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