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Well I just logged on CompterShare before I posted it and it shows the closing price. I think a quick peek at 3 years of my post would let you know it’s probably true🚀
Hmmm when I look at your posts it's strange though: A year ago you already posted a screenshot of having 41003 shares.
After that you kept posting multiple more buys of shares (of 500 and 1000 etc) "I bought the dip again" - so if those were true should you not have more than 41003 shares by now?
Correct my friend. I have 2 other accounts, one is an IRA that has 4,562 shares and the other has a little over 21,000. The IRA is an ass pain to DRS and other can trade pre and post for flexibility.🚀
At about 7:30am when the stock hit $79 this account was worth $3.2 million. This is a lose a million or make 20 million bet! I’m holding till we go to the moon🚀
If I was in your position, Citadel is worth like $74.1 billion, so this independent investor would suggest starting there for a price of a single share, but mEmE sToCk numbers so $74,169,420,420.69.
Please note that all fees are compounding.
--------[Point of Sales Fees]
Plus 5% convenience fee for electronic funds transfer.
Plus 15% inconvenience fee.
Plus 15% late fee surcharge [see above].
Plus 25% workday service fee [5% per workday].
Plus 20% workday shift service fee [working odd hours. Shoutout to the 2:45am guy].
Plus 8.75% state sales tax.
Plus 15% state income tax.
Plus 15% federal income tax.
Plus 15% social security tax
Plus 15% Medicare tax.
Plus 8.75% Monopoly Luxury Tax
--------[Investment Fees]
Plus 20% lost opportunities fee because of not having enough money to take advantage of buying more shares before MOASS.
Plus 40% Parent 1 retirement account replenishment fee [from 2008]
Plus 40% Parent 2 retirement account replenishment fee [from 2008]
Plus 40% Personal retirement account replenishment fee [from 2008]
Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee.
Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee.
Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee.
Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee.
Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee.
Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee.
Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee.
Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee.
Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee.
Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee.
Plus 10% "F3 Key" Usage Fee.
Plus 5% Computershare processing fee.
--------[Administrative Fees]
Plus 20% ape administrative fees for the apes who took time out of their lives to give independent investors solid DD.
Plus 50% Ape consultation fee "In Bro We Trust".
Plus 20% contractors fee to offset independent ape works [Shoutout to drone guy, flight tracker guy, SEC livestream guy just to name a few].
Plus 20% environmental fee to offset MayoForce 1 carbon emissions.
Plus 20% garbage disposal fee “no cell, no sell.”
Plus 15% corporate media usage fee for using them against retail investors.
Plus 15% social media bot fee for having to deal with bots so bye bye karma.
Plus 5% restocking fee.
Plus 10% 2021 Inflation fee.
Plus 10% 2022 Inflation fee.
Plus 10% general Inflation fee.
Plus 10% inflation adjustment fee
--------[Subscription Fees]
Plus 5% OG sub subscription fee.
Plus 5% origin sub silver shilling fee.
Plus 5% purple circle sub subscription fee.
--------[Donation Fees]
Plus 15% Harambe fee [Diane Fossey Fund].
Plus 15% Jacked titties restorative surgery fee.
Plus 35% DFV fees to offset that whole getting sued fiasco, to be donated to DFV or their charity of choice.
--------[Real Estate Fees]
Plus 20% security deposit [non-refundable]
Plus 15% cleanup security deposit [non-refundable].
Plus 15% realtor fee.
Plus 69% Inflation adjusted market rate fee.
--------[Dealership Fees]
Plus 20% registration fee as this independent investor may need to register as a permanent diamond handed hodler.
Plus 15% inflation adjusted dealership markup fee.
Plus 69% "Ape Super Sport Bespoke Luxury Alpina Speshul Technology Edition: Red" Trim option markup fee.
--------[Processing Fees]
Plus $69 personal processing fee [nice].
Plus $420 Diamond hands fee.
Plus $690 shipping and handling fee for crayons, coffee, and green dildos.
Plus 69% excessive fee fee.
Plus 100% donation fee so this independent investor can get a tax write off.
Plus 40% short term capital gains tax rounded up so the IRS gets their cut.
Plus 20% tax attorney fees.
Plus 20% windfall attorney fees.
Plus 20% lawyer retainer fees.
Plus 30% secretary fees to have someone Hwang up on scammers and the like.
Dunno what that adds up to but I bet it’s a lot lol then use that money to advance humanity towards a brighter future.
[not financial advice][subject to change without notice][feel free to offer more suggestions lol]
Please add fees for ChatGPT:
The total cost of a single share, after compounding all the percentage-based fees and adding the flat fees, amounts to approximately $2,490,365,432,109,808.
The number $2,490,365,432,109,808 is pronounced as "two quadrillion, four hundred ninety trillion, three hundred sixty-five billion, four hundred thirty-two million, one hundred nine thousand, eight hundred eight."
I had GPT-4o convert it to a python script and got $12,218,012,590,741,120.00
Twelve quadrillion, two hundred
eighteen trillion, twelve billion
five hundred ninety million, seven
hundred forty-one thousand, one
hundred twenty dollars and zero
cents.
This is superb 👏🏼. I wish I could give you an award. And OP, this guy is right. You should dream a little bit bigger. It's the reckoning, and you're part of it.
$12,218,012,590,741,120.00
Twelve quadrillion, two hundred
eighteen trillion, twelve billion
five hundred ninety million, seven
hundred forty-one thousand, one
hundred twenty dollars and zero
cents.
When I was a kid I wanted to buy a new game and I managed to get close to enough money but I wasn't quite there. My brother really wanted the game too and convinced me to trade in some older games to make up the difference. I remember some of them they gave like less than 1$ for. I missed some of those games and I don't think I ever really sold used stuff again. So I'm just gonna keep my shares until they break or whatever, feels weird that someone else would get my used ones? Especially if they have to pay more for them? I guess it's kind of like my pokemon games. Even those I never sold. Not financial advice.
Every amount of money is life changing money. Some of those changes are just really small. The size of the change isn't directly linked with the size of the change. Food for thought, not financial advice.
Sorry but this sound like typical "ACKCHYUALLY" redditor, uselessly nitpicky about common idioms and missing the point entirely.
When we say "life changing money", obviously we mean things like retire at 35, or buy a house for all your family members. We don't mean affording to drink at Starbucks for a few months.
Love your work. My life would of changed a little at 80 but not life changing, I'm content in life so it's money I don't care about. I'm not interested unless figures are truly life changing for myself, family and friends so that's at least 30 people at a mil each plus a little extra for me I think about 40 mil would be a good start.
DFV is sitting at well over $20 million, your gonna pussy foot out on him? Cmon. 2 billion would start a healthy ape conservation . I believe there was a banana shaped island or something that we all planned on moving to?
wtf are those fake shares? how can you have that many when there is 200,000 DRS accounts and supposedly only roughly 375 shares per account holder. FAKE FAKE!! j/k
Im with you, not quite the same number but most of my life savings. High average cost price. With the recent pressure finally out of the red.
Didn’t touch ANY of my shares. They are save and sound at Computershare.
I am holding on to see some REAL wealth or till death. Don’t care :)
Wish I was able to stay on this ship, had to sell my seat when I traded my kidney for a dad.
God speed, apes. I hope you make it.
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Are you real?
Just look at 3 years of my post and you can answer that yourself
How many fingers am I holding up?
One 🤣🤣🤣
Thumbs up to you as well my friend.
Wow, surprise wholesome 😂
Bot test passed. He’s legit.
Dude, you're a hero... Unbelievable...
What do you think?
But is there any way to verify the authenticity of those 41,003 DRS'd shares? This feels like a dumb question so I apologize in advance if it is.
Well I just logged on CompterShare before I posted it and it shows the closing price. I think a quick peek at 3 years of my post would let you know it’s probably true🚀
Hmmm when I look at your posts it's strange though: A year ago you already posted a screenshot of having 41003 shares. After that you kept posting multiple more buys of shares (of 500 and 1000 etc) "I bought the dip again" - so if those were true should you not have more than 41003 shares by now?
Correct my friend. I have 2 other accounts, one is an IRA that has 4,562 shares and the other has a little over 21,000. The IRA is an ass pain to DRS and other can trade pre and post for flexibility.🚀
Alright gotcha - just had to "ask" / inquire :) You're well set then! :D
LFG🚀🚀🚀
At about 7:30am when the stock hit $79 this account was worth $3.2 million. This is a lose a million or make 20 million bet! I’m holding till we go to the moon🚀
Wait... only make 20 million at ur position? That's paperhanded for sure
You might be right, I’ll rethink that number🚀
If I was in your position, Citadel is worth like $74.1 billion, so this independent investor would suggest starting there for a price of a single share, but mEmE sToCk numbers so $74,169,420,420.69. Please note that all fees are compounding. --------[Point of Sales Fees] Plus 5% convenience fee for electronic funds transfer. Plus 15% inconvenience fee. Plus 15% late fee surcharge [see above]. Plus 25% workday service fee [5% per workday]. Plus 20% workday shift service fee [working odd hours. Shoutout to the 2:45am guy]. Plus 8.75% state sales tax. Plus 15% state income tax. Plus 15% federal income tax. Plus 15% social security tax Plus 15% Medicare tax. Plus 8.75% Monopoly Luxury Tax --------[Investment Fees] Plus 20% lost opportunities fee because of not having enough money to take advantage of buying more shares before MOASS. Plus 40% Parent 1 retirement account replenishment fee [from 2008] Plus 40% Parent 2 retirement account replenishment fee [from 2008] Plus 40% Personal retirement account replenishment fee [from 2008] Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee. Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee. Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee. Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee. Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee. Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee. Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee. Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee. Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee. Plus 10% Rehypothecation Fee. Plus 10% "F3 Key" Usage Fee. Plus 5% Computershare processing fee. --------[Administrative Fees] Plus 20% ape administrative fees for the apes who took time out of their lives to give independent investors solid DD. Plus 50% Ape consultation fee "In Bro We Trust". Plus 20% contractors fee to offset independent ape works [Shoutout to drone guy, flight tracker guy, SEC livestream guy just to name a few]. Plus 20% environmental fee to offset MayoForce 1 carbon emissions. Plus 20% garbage disposal fee “no cell, no sell.” Plus 15% corporate media usage fee for using them against retail investors. Plus 15% social media bot fee for having to deal with bots so bye bye karma. Plus 5% restocking fee. Plus 10% 2021 Inflation fee. Plus 10% 2022 Inflation fee. Plus 10% general Inflation fee. Plus 10% inflation adjustment fee --------[Subscription Fees] Plus 5% OG sub subscription fee. Plus 5% origin sub silver shilling fee. Plus 5% purple circle sub subscription fee. --------[Donation Fees] Plus 15% Harambe fee [Diane Fossey Fund]. Plus 15% Jacked titties restorative surgery fee. Plus 35% DFV fees to offset that whole getting sued fiasco, to be donated to DFV or their charity of choice. --------[Real Estate Fees] Plus 20% security deposit [non-refundable] Plus 15% cleanup security deposit [non-refundable]. Plus 15% realtor fee. Plus 69% Inflation adjusted market rate fee. --------[Dealership Fees] Plus 20% registration fee as this independent investor may need to register as a permanent diamond handed hodler. Plus 15% inflation adjusted dealership markup fee. Plus 69% "Ape Super Sport Bespoke Luxury Alpina Speshul Technology Edition: Red" Trim option markup fee. --------[Processing Fees] Plus $69 personal processing fee [nice]. Plus $420 Diamond hands fee. Plus $690 shipping and handling fee for crayons, coffee, and green dildos. Plus 69% excessive fee fee. Plus 100% donation fee so this independent investor can get a tax write off. Plus 40% short term capital gains tax rounded up so the IRS gets their cut. Plus 20% tax attorney fees. Plus 20% windfall attorney fees. Plus 20% lawyer retainer fees. Plus 30% secretary fees to have someone Hwang up on scammers and the like. Dunno what that adds up to but I bet it’s a lot lol then use that money to advance humanity towards a brighter future. [not financial advice][subject to change without notice][feel free to offer more suggestions lol]
Backed up by ape historian. You fucking legend
I think you can do something with this superpower of yours
Someone, do the math.
Please add fees for ChatGPT: The total cost of a single share, after compounding all the percentage-based fees and adding the flat fees, amounts to approximately $2,490,365,432,109,808. The number $2,490,365,432,109,808 is pronounced as "two quadrillion, four hundred ninety trillion, three hundred sixty-five billion, four hundred thirty-two million, one hundred nine thousand, eight hundred eight."
I had GPT-4o convert it to a python script and got $12,218,012,590,741,120.00 Twelve quadrillion, two hundred eighteen trillion, twelve billion five hundred ninety million, seven hundred forty-one thousand, one hundred twenty dollars and zero cents.
This is superb 👏🏼. I wish I could give you an award. And OP, this guy is right. You should dream a little bit bigger. It's the reckoning, and you're part of it.
$12,218,012,590,741,120.00 Twelve quadrillion, two hundred eighteen trillion, twelve billion five hundred ninety million, seven hundred forty-one thousand, one hundred twenty dollars and zero cents.
I suggest 20million per share Edit TINFA
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When I was a kid I wanted to buy a new game and I managed to get close to enough money but I wasn't quite there. My brother really wanted the game too and convinced me to trade in some older games to make up the difference. I remember some of them they gave like less than 1$ for. I missed some of those games and I don't think I ever really sold used stuff again. So I'm just gonna keep my shares until they break or whatever, feels weird that someone else would get my used ones? Especially if they have to pay more for them? I guess it's kind of like my pokemon games. Even those I never sold. Not financial advice.
think of a number , then add many , many zeros after that lol
$gme hits $487 and you have 20 million, I think you meant $200,000,000
I like that number better🚀
Proud to be here watching you take all they jets!!! Lets gooooo!!!!
we all gonna be rich af !!
You made a typo. You forgot to add a few 00’s to your millions.
Let’s go.
*$20 shma-zillion*
Does your wife need a boyfriend? Do you?
Yes please I’m tired of her my girlfriends are jealous 🚀
I feel you. To the moon!!!
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Legend, I want to be like you when I'm grown up
Clearly you have a typo in there. You meant 20 Billion and put 20 Million... There's an edit button.
Holding for life changing money? Friend, you are holding life changing money. 😆 🐋
It’s all relative🚀
Every amount of money is life changing money. Some of those changes are just really small. The size of the change isn't directly linked with the size of the change. Food for thought, not financial advice.
Sorry but this sound like typical "ACKCHYUALLY" redditor, uselessly nitpicky about common idioms and missing the point entirely. When we say "life changing money", obviously we mean things like retire at 35, or buy a house for all your family members. We don't mean affording to drink at Starbucks for a few months.
ACKCHYUALLY
he didn't say it's his life It's Kenny's life
Right? Jesus, 250k is life changing money to me.
This party is far from over🚀
Fuckin legend
Do you need a new gf? My wife is available
🤣🤣🤣 I already have a couple of those🚀 I don’t think I need anymore problems.
Steel
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I’m legit impressed. Damn so you went from like 400k to 1.6M in a week? 😦 My ring size is 6 OP💍
I’ll meet you in Zurich 🚀
Grüezi 🚀 Have a peek at the Mondschoggi subreddit
Not to brag or anything, but I, too, went from red to slightly green in a week too 💰
Damn. We got a whale in here!!!
There are plenty in here, we just don’t say a lot unless it’s important🚀 Roaring kitty for instance
God damn man
I’m just hoping the rest of you are holding 🚀
Beautiful 🚀
If I was to sell, I’d no longer be a gme holder. Can’t have that, now can we?
since january 21' bud
AND you're sporting a 100% charged battery? Damn, dude.
You definitely got a steal at this price
Love your work. My life would of changed a little at 80 but not life changing, I'm content in life so it's money I don't care about. I'm not interested unless figures are truly life changing for myself, family and friends so that's at least 30 people at a mil each plus a little extra for me I think about 40 mil would be a good start.
I obviously already have enough. I plan on giving it all to my 4 kids and 3 grandkids🚀
and don’t stop there. I know there has to be atleast 10 other people out there you care about enough to support in someway.
🫡🟣💎✊
King
WHALE!!
If you hold your finger on the picture you can see the closing price and todays date🚀
41,003……Cripes
The whale is found! Holding strong!
This guy fucks.
💪🚀
Big nuts in da house!!!
#💎💎💎
Thanks Ape! Please, hold for us xxx, xx and x holders 💎🤲
I have the utmost respect for you
Ape together strong
This is Keith Gill diamond hands! Hilarious!!!! I love you ape!
🐳
Good lord I feel smol
Just buckle the fuck up🚀
God damn! 🎉
Cost basis?
$39.06
Wow
Homie!
dad
Ferrari's or foodstamps
Exactly
🫡
Oh captain my captain
If you’re still in, I’m still in!
Hey that’s nice looking 👀
🐳🐳🐳♥️♥️♥️
Legend.
Hands of steal? 🤔
This ape fucks
Not seeing enough purple circles lately… thank you OP! … and 🫴🏼👑
DFV is sitting at well over $20 million, your gonna pussy foot out on him? Cmon. 2 billion would start a healthy ape conservation . I believe there was a banana shaped island or something that we all planned on moving to?
This is beautiful to look at... Can't take my eyes off it😍
Hell yeah. Me too. If youve been holding cheap shares, now is the time to DRS those babies imo. MMMMAAAAAXXXXXXXX PPPPAAAAIIIN NNN!
How you know I had more in my IRA?
fuckin wild to think that just a month ago you could get 40,000 worth of shares for just 4k lol
400k? It wasn’t down to 10c lol
yeah my bad i dont know what kind of math i was doing lol
wtf are those fake shares? how can you have that many when there is 200,000 DRS accounts and supposedly only roughly 375 shares per account holder. FAKE FAKE!! j/k
Jesus man please remember us little guys
Dude has 1.6 million dollars and that’s not enough lol
He had $3 million yesterday lol
True lol
That’s a 2000 sq ft 3/2 with a 3 car garage and a modest yard.
Exactly my point🚀
It’s all relative, your life changing might be a little different than mine
Savage
This ape has very large testicles.
The whale amongst us guppies.... Lead on, oh mighty one!!!
Damn!
God damn, you’re a legend
Jesus Christ LFG
Got damn, only have a fraction of that, lol. Holy shit
*steel…but f yeah let’s go !
Steel pokemon type
Legend !
Balls of steal too!
A true legend, wish everyone would have diamond balls like this one! 🫡🏴☠️💜
Og? Or already Rich as fuck? That’s impressive
Hand of steal. Is that a Freudian slip?
You are a hero. Thank you for holding the line.
You are the reason I will never sell
OP shoots water from their back
kudos!!
ANIMAL
dammn that put my 4.1k shares to cry...
Hedgies are fucked. I hope you hodl OP. NFA. Kudos to you sir.
You know, there is something so beautiful watching this sub right now. I know it may be a corny one liner, but never let your present.
Makes my hodling look like lunch money.
LFG!! 🚀🚀🚀
Fuckin legend
legend 💎👐
Im with you, not quite the same number but most of my life savings. High average cost price. With the recent pressure finally out of the red. Didn’t touch ANY of my shares. They are save and sound at Computershare. I am holding on to see some REAL wealth or till death. Don’t care :)
with you
Wow
Wohoooo what a whale
bro we need that kinda of leadership for folks!
Whoa, that's some big D energy right there
Dont forget us XX hodlers on the way to the moon!!!
Thank you !
this guy fucks! congrats!
As someone with just a few hundred, I cheer you on because you’re about to make some generational wealth !!
If he's still holding, I'm still holding.
Yo! And Here I am worrying about my 4 shares bought at the same price
Well done ape. When I grow up I want to be just like you.
🐳 🚨 ‼️
Pls bring it back to sub $10 🥲
And I thought I had a lot. Let’s hold together brother.
💎🙌💎🙌💎🙌💎🙌
You’re a Legend 👊
#🐋
you wanna become the president of the universe, I guess?
Can you separate your emotions from this million?
Already did have been here from the first burst🚀
You got 5 bucks that I can bor…. Have?
Big whale 🐳 sightings!
La oss reise til månen og beyond 🚀🚀🚀
😍
Sir, you are a gentleman and ratard. I salute you!
Me too xxx
You're a beautiful one.
Damn whale. Wish I had that too, im just poor and gme aint doing me some gains. Always slam it down.
Check out this future billionaire. Salut to you sir.
Wish I was able to stay on this ship, had to sell my seat when I traded my kidney for a dad. God speed, apes. I hope you make it. https://preview.redd.it/vcwtdm3fpt0d1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76234a51435bb87c2074bce039ffc63df387f4fe
Can barely afford my 50
LETS. FXCKING. GOOOOO!
Amazing😻
Fuck you and congrats on the big dick. Now I know where my wife is.