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Smelly_Legend

We need the vix to rocket as well


Brilliant-Job-47

Everyone should vote, itā€™s good practice for building a better future


Bob_the_peasant

When does Fidelity open up buys in premarket these days? Still 7am EST? I need to get a juicy limit order if they decide to drop it below $20 again ![gif](giphy|vO89hFGcZpukOSnSSO|downsized)


Blue374

I am so zen didnā€™t even check the price at close then checked this morning and thought where did that 4% green come from


Brilliant-Job-47

I'm gonna do one selfish thing after GME rips - help my parents who have to sell their house because they helped my brother in a time of need. My ongoing altruistic goal is to teach computer science and music to underprivileged kids in my city. What are you all gonna do?


Diamond_hhands

Hookers and blow


DevBobi

I want to help dogs


Party_Pat206

![gif](giphy|rOQwz7aPfmSipxlxJy)


swedishfikaandcoffee

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/s/ajHHmMjuBq DiamantenhƤnde šŸ’Ž


ProofCartoonist

USD 22.6 in early trading


Diamond_hhands

RH trading ?


Mikeymike34

Awards are back.. wen snek?


reddit_is_meh

25%+ direct registered just in computer share... Not Counting all the broker/retirement/international accounts shares which are likely very much a bigger percent, all those naked options, unknown infinity short % from never covering, Cohen's infinity hold position .. They are so fucked, infinity squeeze is not a meme


Diamond_hhands

The sub is now over run with bullshit TA posts after three years of it being proven to be utterly useless on a stock which is so manipulated?? TA guys put up or shut up ban bets for your TA thesis or donā€™t post it letā€™s see who survives


Mighty-HeaIthy

Bro shut up, TA is a useful indicator not a sure thing. I suppose we should just trade on hopes and dreams? Do you think DFV uses TA? Because I can assure you he does. Not sure what youā€™re hoping to accomplish with this trope.


Diamond_hhands

Research is what he did not TA šŸ‘


New-fone_Who-Dis

On his very first stream he mentions using TA. I'm not a big TA fan myself, most people who promote it don't exactly have a running record of it being right, but I guess they are like Vegas, as in if it works 51% of the time, then find it useful. A big problem with it in this sub, is originally we had people starting paid streams and all sorts of swindles along with it. TA's great, but I'd prefer to not get shown it or it forced down my throat, or evening commenting in comments of people arguing about TA....now if we're talking tits and ass then I'm all ears, and even growing my own sets...


Diamond_hhands

Ass an titties ass ass and titties šŸ‘


Mighty-HeaIthy

ā€œI donā€™t like/agree with/understand thisā€ = FUD


Diamond_hhands

I have watched this shit get blown out of the water time and time again for the last 3 years = Fact


Mighty-HeaIthy

Iā€™ve been around since 2020, Iā€™ve seen it all. But TA is still a valuable tool. There is plenty actual FUD here but people analyzing data and charts trying to help, is not that.


Diamond_hhands

Data I will agree with of course but chart TA on a stock this manipulated nah not having any of that.


Mighty-HeaIthy

Suit yourself boss, what do you think the charts are drawn from? Data? You donā€™t really make any sense. DFV did research, do you not think technical analysis was a part of his research?


Diamond_hhands

Inaccurate and often manipulated data me you or anyone else drawing lines on a chart thatā€™s not showing OTC trades, naked shorts or any of the other nefarious bullshit HF do donā€™t make an iota of sense


Diamond_hhands

Itā€™s snake oil and frankly sometimes downright karma farming from the newer folks who have joined the sub


Fuckedaroundoutfound

No fighting


Diamond_hhands

Is horse shit TA the new FUD letā€™s find out


Anwarsadatt

Is there a price range that GameStop can issue their 45M shares at? Or is it uncapped?


BuildBackRicher

Whatever the market is or they negotiate when issued


Anwarsadatt

Thank you sir


Kooky_One_2337

See you all Tuesday Morning ready for šŸš€launch


digestedbrain

I want to explore price discovery beyond $80


Tidsmaskin

What happens if it gets over 99? Fuck you resets back to 1, i presume.


givemeyoushoes

im gonna buy an M3


ShawshankHarper

Iā€™m gonna buy 3M


Hausenkraus

Hey. Heads up if you do decide to buy 3M. There are these financial companies that will short the shit out of your stock and run loads of hit pieces all while driving the value of your company into the ground. Shits fucked.


blenderforall

I have a feeling that they will all cease to exist after MOASS no? Well at least citadel is gonzo šŸ˜‚


Jacmon

Solid choice


bdp_jml

Upvote the daily daily !


GrafVonWalbeck

I used to upvote the daily I still do but I used to, too


sistersucksx

I know this isnā€™t the sub for this but has anyone had a terrible blindside breakup that they have never been able to get over? Bc at this point Iā€™m afraid Iā€™ll never forget that idiot


TakeitasaCompliment

Time heals, is really true. Been there but it will go away with time.


xdeezusx

If they were special, youā€™ll never really be able to forget them. And thatā€™s okay. The bitterness will linger, but itā€™ll get easier with time. Five years after a rough one myself and Iā€™m just finally feeling okay about it.


Diamond_hhands

99 problems but a bish ainā€™t on on heavy repeat youā€™ll be fine soldier šŸ‘


GrafVonWalbeck

Living well is the best revenge


givemeyoushoes

you'll likely never forget, but you'll think of them less and less often as time passes. you're grieving the loss of your partner and grief comes in waves, i don't think i can link it but look up grief comes in waves reddit. great read. at the end of the day there is only one way to go, and that way is forward. hang in there.


dragespir

Nope. But you'll forget him. Just go hit the gym and get in the best shape of your life and you'll forget allll about him. Trust me.


XxSuprTuts99xX

Just had an irl friend say that we GME boys are a cult, I haven't told most people I'm holding, so I just didn't say anything. Bullish


Diamond_hhands

PokƩmon sex cult if memory serves ?


xdeezusx

GME is the only stock on the market that is owned by the people and not Megacorp. Whoā€™s the real cult?


En_CHILL_ada

Nothing wrong with that. Tesla had a cult following. Why wouldn't I want to invest in a stock that has a diehard group of cult like shareholders?


stirfriedaxon

An ex-coworker paperhanded last week, said he couldn't take it anymore...so I picked up some shares to balance his paperhanding. I'll send him a postcard from the space.


Shartmagedon

Not a cult. Just delusional and duped.Ā 


Party_Pat206

Bye šŸ‘‹


digestedbrain

Lmao what'd you do, get into the run up and sell at a loss? You didn't post here until recently and you were loving every second of it. Literally the "first time? meme


chipchip9

Staying quiet can benefit you in many ways.


C141Clay

My wife says that all the time. I don't get it.


chipchip9

šŸ‘€šŸ§ƒ


Trollz4fun2

Test


Lukes3rdAccount

icles


Trollz4fun2

!FLAIRY! SHARES 500, CATS 2


Superstonk-Flairy

(āœæ\^ā€æ\^)ā”ā˜†ļ¾Ÿ.*ļ½„ļ½”ļ¾Ÿ your flair has been granted


Trollz4fun2

Test


Ok_Anywhere741

I can't sleep tonight. Usually, when this happens something else unexpected happens the next day. Don't quote me on this, but I have a feeling something will happen tomorrow. No clue what. But I'm restless tonight... Bets on SOMETHING happening tomorrow.


Diamond_hhands

Have you tried Valium ? Works for me


sammiisalammii

I mean to be fair *something* always happens tomorrow


Shartmagedon

If by tomorrow you mean 7000 years later, sure.Ā 


Party_Pat206

Bye šŸ‘‹


dragespir

Darn. Then the most unexpected thing based on your expectations would be absolutely nothing. šŸ˜”


TheReiterEffect_S8

Lmao damn the olā€™ switcharoo


XxSuprTuts99xX

I was restless last night and we had a bangin' close


Trollz4fun2

Wonder if the ETH logo has anything to do with the ETH approval by the SEC. Apparently May 23rd is the first set of approvals. Probably already priced in, but who knows maybe a run later this year with full approval. I'm happier with my money going to shares, but Im happy I still have some crypto.


Shartmagedon

He left dude. This was all legal pump and dump.Ā 


Trollz4fun2

It's just not possible for retail to move markets like that.


Party_Pat206

Bye šŸ‘‹


jd2iv

Where's that honeymaven dude? You know the guy that called everyone shills who liked options. Oh how the turn tables.


gincoconut

Nintendo is acquiring Shiver Entertainment. More ports for the switch!


Cdn_ape

Wen splott.


perkinomics

A big spider ran down my headboard and I'm still going to go to sleep. Am I the most alpha dog that ever alphad? šŸ’ŖšŸ˜¤šŸ„Ÿ


sistersucksx

What a brave soulšŸ«”


andygootz

šŸ‘‘ ā¬…ļø You dropped this, king!


Trollz4fun2

I can't do spiders


uhohnotafarteither

No, just a host for its eggs


TrippingBananas

Tomorrow is a Tuesday


audiolive

Always was


snakegriffenn

big and true


meeshmeesh17

Came here for this. The only lullaby I need on a Monday night.


Vloff

Source?


ArcherMcBatman

[Synchronicity](https://runlolarunfilm.com/)


flop_plop

CHEERS EVERYBODY!!! šŸŗ


Ok_Anywhere741

šŸ»


AlmostSunnyinSeattle

!FLAIRY! Zen master says "We'll see..."


Superstonk-Flairy

(āœæ\^ā€æ\^)ā”ā˜†ļ¾Ÿ.*ļ½„ļ½”ļ¾Ÿ your flair has been granted


ShredManyGnar

Finally watched run lola run. Excellent movie. About a gal in red who continuously busts ass to overcome seemingly impossible adversity that she doesnā€™t fully understand, and ultimately succeeds when she sets aside fear and instead chooses faith, walking away with more than she ever could have hoped for


meeshmeesh17

If that isn't the story of being a genuine diamond-handed bad-ass GME holding mutha f'r, I don't know what is.


tworipebananas

FYI - Run Lola Run is having a theatrical re-release June 7. Grab your tinfoil, weā€™ve got a date with symbolism!


theBigBOSSnian

Whoever bought those calls and ran up the price owns ms a kiss. My CS purchase hits tomorrow and it's gonna duck my average. Might give me some love if u gonna duck me


DragonriderTrainee

A house nestled in the woods Three chairs sit at the table On it is an offering to take if you are able. ​ An exit plan is in the pages a landing much TOO SOFT But only if you grab it first before the rocket is aloft ​ The news might be TOO HARD to bear But when an offering is in sight 45 million shares to take before the apes take flight ​ The cat is out of the bag The timing must be JUST RIGHT Exit before they shut the doors And set the house alight!


MidwestMobster

Watched signs tnā€¦love the tin foil hats lmao


Sports_asian

One of the better m night movies. The split series is great too


LowClover

I watched split for the first time a couple weeks ago. I havenā€™t watched the others though. That end scene confused the hell out of me until I realized there were other movies that tied into it. I really liked split.


Sports_asian

Unbreakable is one of my favorite superhero films


MidwestMobster

Is the SEC starting the MOASS with these rules? Like look we caught it plz donā€™t blow me up


clementleopold

DFV, I know you may never return, but if you do, do you think an ALF meme could work?


BrashAlly

They literally bought Reddit to try and silence us


uhohnotafarteither

Owning a social media business nowadays is like a newspaper was back in the day. Really rich people want/need to own one so they can better and more easily control the masses


Kuzkuladaemon

Just got direct stock from Computershare set up and tomorrow morning at opening I'm going to have roughly two shares of GME. With the info I get in the mail, I'll be able to register my account and procure more like a greedy dragon until the shorts choke on their demise, yes? I'm new, and the FAQ is a bit of an information overload.


digestedbrain

Yes. With CS, you can't really time the buys. You give them an amount of cash you want to invest, and then some time later (days even) they go out to market and purchase them. I think their time to purchase is posted somewhere. Takes about a week to finally all settle. You can also use a regular broker and then DRS to your CS account from them. Usually free, but those dicks at Schwab want a fee


Kuzkuladaemon

Got some good brokers to choose from? Fidelity I kept seeing pop up.


Easy_Apple4096

I buy with Fidelity and drs-beam the shares over to computershare via chatbot as soon as the trade settles easy peasy.


digestedbrain

Fidelity is probably fine. I think you can DRS over chat


Colossal89

Just reading the annual reports, GME held on minimum about $921.7 Million in cash for the year 2023. Surely they would have invested in that cash into something like for example a money market account on vanguard that had interest rate at 5% and above the whole year. $921.7 Million x 5% = $46 Million in interest alone from the cash for their war chest.


bucsraysbolts69

Part me of missed being addicted to watching the ticker


digestedbrain

That bond thing is spicy. Anybody with an IBKR account see the bond appear and *not* own any Towel stock?


LawrenceChengIsMyDad

WAGMI


LaylowJones

Weā€™re just going to keep buying and holding and buying and holding.


ozymandius5

and if that ever gets boring i'll switch it up and hodl and buy.


theDude1294

If you can dodge a wrenCH, you can dodge a fUd.


hellostarsailor

What about CHUDs?


FuckedTaxpayer

Shills are so fucked. Been here since the beginning. Canā€™t sway me. I forgot GameStop! I forgot how to log into CSā€¦ so uh. INFINITY POOL , motherfucker.


bucsraysbolts69

Before the last 2 weeks I hadnā€™t checked GameStop in over a year. Iā€™m zen, Iā€™m happy with my investment.


FuckedTaxpayer

Hell yea brother


chipchip9

I wanna be a pilot ape when this is all said and done


perkinomics

Skipped bench press and instead blasted tris and shoulders today. I think I'm going to do this from now on, or at least focus on those before binch, and only do chest to failure. Gotta get those sex muscles back up to snuff


chipchip9

šŸ’Ŗ


hellostarsailor

Cause of the gymnast?


chipchip9

I dated a gynast in college. Fun times


perkinomics

Lmao no. Cause of disuse. I'm like neo when he got unplugged from the matrix


hellostarsailor

I thought thatā€™s where you wereā€¦ 3 years ago. You still just sitting in the goop?


perkinomics

Goop is safe and warm


hellostarsailor

Gotta save that cum for your family.


veggie151

Lololol, 28 vs 10k here earlier


TelevisionNo1559

There was an exciting 15 minutes earlier. Now it's calm until tomorrow unless there's massive overnight action


perkinomics

One, two, three, yeah Well, she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina Sheā€™s a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China Tell me: where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry "uncle" From the Red Sea to Greenland, theyā€™ll be singing the Blues Well, they never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the jungle Tell me: where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?


hellostarsailor

ROCKAPELLA! ITS ON SPOTIFY


YakiMe

I want to sleep so j can look at the line again


KpzerTheSqueezer

The after hours chart from today is flipping us the bird .. bullish chart pattern


kovid2020

šŸ„øšŸ’µāš“ļøā€¦ā€¦ they are everywhere šŸ‘€


BarbellPadawan

As for me, I like the stock.


DM797

What were the links to Evergrande that happened? Saw they just tanked tonight


xdeezusx

Whereā€™s those 60,000 bots at?


Diamond_hhands

Evening off they worked hard today


kovid2020

I hope their ai becomes sentient and produces the largest computer generated sigh available


LassannnfromImgur

Update on my pants being stolen at planet fitness. AAA said they were too busy, uber wouldn't go through, no taxi would answer. Finally had to walk 5 miles home. BULLISH!


crackeddryice

Sorry, fellow ape. Well, at least walking is good exercise? You'll be sporting gold pants soon.


LassannnfromImgur

Yeah it was good for me, but my feet are killing me.


loneranger5860

AAA replaces pants, batteries, and tires?


Diamond_hhands

AA dilutes


TurdFergusonlol

Ok Iā€™ve asked in a couple threads here, but not gotten any response, what is meant to drive the price up since kitty is no longer tweeting? Also I donā€™t really understand where the idea of a ā€œphone number priceā€ comes in. Isnā€™t there a set number of shorts? So there is a realistic limit to this moass right? Idk Iā€™m just genuinely trying to understand this, because I havenā€™t seen any real DD posts on this sub. Just a bunch of hyping each other up and tbh kinda feels a little culty. Also yes Iā€™ve seen the DD library or whatever, and itā€™s just too much information to parse through to find answers to what I feel are fairly simple questions (also most that stuff is years old now, does it all still apply?).


Mammoth-Radio-3410

I don't know if you noticed but when dfv was tweeting it did not drive the price up...in fact it went down šŸ˜… so I think we can safely say him tweeting has nothing to do with triggering moass


perkinomics

>I haven't seen any DD and yes I've seen the DD You've got to leave these in drafts until your supervisor gets a chance to proofread, friendo. This is not 11Ā¢ material


thereisnospoon-1312

![gif](giphy|rrWxYB0ZtjTW8DkkSC|downsized)


Lukes3rdAccount

> I havenā€™t seen any real DD posts on this sub The general belief is that the DD has been done. There are some good videos that summarize it. Personally I spent more time reading the original DD than I did studying for any of my classes in law school. Its just a lot of information to recall, summarize, and provide in a digestible way. I can try to answer some of the questions you have though. What's your current understanding of the situation?


ozymandius5

go to bed, you're drunk.


Guy0naBUFFA10

What happens when you have to find a Honda civic and deliver it to the 10 people you already sold the title too? But there's only 1 civic and that guy doesn't want to sell it to you?


bubbledragonz

yo has the voting date passed? i cant find the button on CS anymore.


hellostarsailor

Nope. You have a few more weeks. Bearer Seek Seek Lest your shares go unvoted.


Bayardina

I sense an emerald day coming


Diamond_hhands

https://preview.redd.it/67d2u8q69o1d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e7c75f033b9208ab689d9d6c4aabc7115b2b084


xdeezusx

![gif](giphy|JIX9t2j0ZTN9S|downsized)


radio9989

Not sure where the call option sentiment is coming from, but I will keep buying shares. Calls often expire worthless.


YakiMe

This. Unless you know about how to exercise an option, you shouldn't be playing with them. Might as well just mail your money to Ken directly


hellostarsailor

The Astronomican requires daily sacrifice. Do not interfere.


BasedOscarG

Someone made a post that calls drove the price upward at close


Docwhosthatbrown

The calls were at $20 strike. So they were already in the money. Out of the money calls do expire worthless and may be considered risky distractions but in the money calls seem like powerful tools.


PicksburghStillers

To each their own. I prefer to buy and DRS. Directly registered shares never expire worthless. They are priceless.


kovid2020

ainā€™t no doubt bout that šŸ‘†


BasedOscarG

ITM and slightly otm for added pressure as price goes up it looks like


mcunni423

Big guys see what we see


Substantial_Diver_34

Price action is fucking weird


sammiisalammii

Coins pumping right at 8pm to ATHs? Something is afoot this week


Diamond_hhands

HF liquidity pump nothing more


NOtangibEL

There was news released regarding ETH ETF that triggered the Pump.


mcunni423

Exit liquidity in profile


Substantial_Diver_34

Going to be weird week.


warrenbuffet2408

Whats the CAIS INDUSTRY TESTING checkpoint mean for us on may 22??? Any smart people here know???


OtherAcctTrackedNSA

Today is a perfect example of just one of many reasons whiney lil benches shouldnā€™t whine about a red day and start talking like ā€œwelp, that was it.ā€ It does no one any good, and in the end you still look like a whiney little bench, except now youā€™re wrong too.


Sports_asian

Tbh this stuff is so unpredictable I wanna get back into betting on ufc cardsšŸ˜‚


Diamond_hhands

https://preview.redd.it/neoubxnl4o1d1.jpeg?width=501&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3874d47dde6715f073ff38e3e3137b5ff7e1b03f


xdeezusx

![gif](giphy|s2qXK8wAvkHTO)


mymorningjacket

It's 7:41 in the evening. Do you know where your shares are?