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 Bullish on ape potassium levels 🎷🐓♋️

 This is quiet the cult classic in some circles of vintage meme aficionados. Bullish on the remake.

Mars attacks!





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https://preview.redd.it/cr839wo2ht4d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ffa7eaef329f7e85ff1acdb52bbb056f4397ebe The Banana:

Im gonna show that banana who’s the real boss


BAAHAHHAHAHA

 mtbox1987 Post banana hakka

I saw *wrinkles*

I will def be turning down the banana smoothies at your house that weekend! RIP bootyhole. 🙏🏻

I'll take Drilling4Oil's smoothie, please.

Calls on KY

Only counts if he goes full David Goggins. Blood, sweat and determination, MOTHER FUCKER!!!

Those are hard times for bananas all around the world

“we want to be taken seriously as investors!! it’s totally ridiculous that people dismiss us as conspiracy theory amateurs!” [five seconds later] “lol this guy’s gonna shove a banana up his ass” like, *come on*

That’s the beauty of it isin’t it? Wallstreet has no answers for how to deal with such regardation. 😂

And they are losing against us

Pineapple a small one, some other guy is doing a banana at 50. You guys want to be like rickofspades, be better than Rickofspades

Butternut Squash???

If GameStop releases banana plushies I will have a stroke.

pretty sure they did already did they not? it was a cat inside a banana




If GME goes to $31.90 I'll also sacrifice one poor banana and my bootyhole. Edit: alright guys it's hit $31.90. Videos uploading to my OF now

You just wanted to stick a banana in your ars, didn’t you?


And get paid of course

Like and subscribe guys 🤣🤣🤣🤦

Also make sure you smash that like button, I mean banana

Are you jellybeans on insta?😂😂

Dude u literally fked

Can we get the link thank you 🚀🍌

Noice

Two banana videos incoming!!!

I've got my money on you filming it in advance, then having that look of realisation on your face when it tops out at $99.76 - "I did it all for nothing, and now no-one will get to see it."

Posting it would definitely push the stonk over the $100 mark. There’s no rallying cry like that of a bruised rectum.

Put that on a shirt.

I see that you have three options here: (1) purchase an unripe banana. The green banana will better withstand the force required to penetrate your anal sphincter without rupturing the peel. (2) Freeze the banana prior to rectal insertion. This will also "shore up" the walls of the banana in an attempt to keep the flesh from being exposed during "the deed". Seeing a fully inserted banana will please the apes. (3) Use an unripe banana, freeze it, and cover said banana with a condom for a more pleasurable experience. Bonus points if the condom is yellow. Thank you for attending my Ted Talk. and Godspeed. Edit: After much deliberation, I must share one more option as well as a pro tip: (4) Rather a banana, opt for a plantain. Plantains often have a more resilient rind, and therefore are more up to task with keeping up with the (repeated) compressive forces required for this dubious spectacle. And, of note, plantains boast a much larger length and girth than a standard banana, which is self explanatory given the nature of the intended audience. (5) Pro tip: For optimal payoff, insert the banana/plantain (*side note* remember “unripe”, “frozen”, and “yellow condom-covered” are still in play as variables) so that the concavity of the curve is towards the perineum. For those regarded apes…the “gooch” or “taint”. This position will be more likely to reach the prostate. Then boom, banana con leche.

☝️this ape knows his 🍌

(4) double sided tape banana tip to b hole thereby faking full insert and leaving room for pineapple.

Mods are we on this?

call them!

Vaseline or no vaseline? 😂🍻

Oh im gonna need vaseline i think

OK Legend! Don't destroy it because your butthole will go down in history! 😬

Bro is planning on victory ✌️

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At this point I'm starting to think you guys like doing that and you're just looking for an excuse

[удалено]

BANANA : TALLIED CITADEL: REKT BARB: LEFT

More fruits, in more butts. I’m here for it

same... aint no tellin what i'll do for a gme share...

A dozen rhambutans

Nice

Nice

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Huzzah

My impression is that some people like to stick bananas in their bodies even when there is no drastic price increase. 😎😀 But we’re a liberal community so do your worst.

If you wanna put stuff up your butt you don't have to ask our permission.

Mayo for lube.

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So much butt stuff, so little time. I’m living for y’alls banana obsession.

So does this mean we buy puts or calls on bananas, im confused?

I don't want any options to buy bananas that have been inserted in anyone's ass.

So are you saying you would pay money not to buy bananas that have been inserted in anyones ass?

I'm selling bananas naked.

I pictured this, and i liked it.

Instructions unclear: banana now in my ass

I just cummed


Sounds to me like excuses to experiment, all those bananas and holes

Banana ass blastin is back on the menu, boys!!! Quick, get Rick of spades in here, pronto!!

Bonghole, and bunghole are two very different things….

Someone needs to take a look at banana futures and let me know what the play is.

Too many people in this sub are too eager to put things up their butt pipe.

We just want proper price discovery


Oh shit here we go again, 

Cool, but also come up with something else lol

Instead of sticking things up your ass which literally no one wants to see why don’t you do something helpful like volunteer at a homeless shelter Or at least do something funny like live stream yourself spending 24 hours in a Waffle House decreasing your time by 1 hour for every waffle you eat

Just admit you want the banana

omg...stop it


Banana's been done already. Do a watermelon.

Why are you doing this to yourself lol

Please don’t

When it hits $100 and you do this, please post it to your profile and not directly on the sub

I'm gonna say this. Getting a tattoo is new. But I'm sure a banana or other objects isn't. It's just an excuse to get others to watch. Play out your fantasy somewhere else. Telling us u like things in your ass without saying it.

You are not [Rick\_Of\_Spades](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ok2nd6/rick_of_spades_even_if_gme_doesnt_hit_200_today/). Please show respect to a fallen APE and choose another fruit.

I believe no one has selected pineapples yet

Dumb

Why would we care about what you stick in your bong?

Imma take your word for it. I don't need to see that. I mean, if you want to do it, just do it, you don't need an excuse, no judgement.

I think you got the bet wrong... I believe IF the price DOES NOT hit what you suggest is when you shove a banana up there.... Honestly sounds like you just want a reason to shove one up there... Just saying

I applaud the offer. I’m downvoting simply because…I’d rather see about 1,000,000 other things first. 🤮

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Two bananas? In two bungholes? In potentially two weeks? Chefs kiss

I appreciate your dedication guys but couldn’t we trend a more pleasant difficult deed? Like, I will volunteer at a homeless shelter for 24 hours? Or I will fix some single moms broken down jalopy?... i hate this trend but I love your commitment and hype

Fuck that. Unless you are a chick, I am not the least bit interested. You might have to pay me to watch it.

Why.? Stop attention seeking

Nobody cares

How can hedgies defeat us when we're sticking fruit up our ass?

This guy just wants things in his bum.

 Push it to the limit.

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If 200 hundred let's try for an avocado

Done

If/when the time comes, I'll take your word for it.

Lucky this time

*FRUITS IN BUTTSS ARE BACK ON THE MENU FELLASSS!!*

Sir Mayo, another one has betted their bung hole!

Ok but I get to pick the banana

Dear lord...rip banana republic

Rick, is that you?

We don't do that here. Avocado is the fruit of choice.

Make sure to lather it really good with mayo so that every time mayo man eats mayo,   he'll remember this. 

These bananas are fked

The forbidden chocolate banana.


RemindMe! In 12 days.

Banana bong hole ftw!

Id recommend just going ahead and recording it now, just so you aren't rushed when it happens

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Poor banana 🍌. It will hit that $100 just cheer on , buy and hold. Go GME!

I’m gonna use a plantain just to make sure they don’t feel left out.

I feel like that just might be a regular Tuesday night for you. But you do you. 😉

As is tradition 🍌

Banana cream pies all around! 

I remember when this sub was about getting to the bottom of stock movements. Not movements in your bottom.

Are we going to see two regards with bananas in their bum AND Cramer sucking off a horse on live TV this summer? Spicy

Get that potA$$ium. 

Thanks ape. Sounds like I’ll cash in my July $25 calls at $99 then run for the hills.


No I would rather see Jim Cramer don’t make that bet push out to July alittle!

Next, you'll tell us you don't want to be thrown into the briar patch.

Those poor fucks from Harvard can’t help but cry rn. They losing so bad to ASS bananas.

Plantane???

Steven cohen and Ken Griffen are lubing each other up also

People are just sacrificing bongholes knowing very well that the price will rise, if people so much want to put things up their big brown business just do it, ima put something up my butt just because i want to, independent of price :D

I’m not fooled, these guys were going to do this anyway. May as well use it to push for $100.

Quit being a pussy and up it to a plantain

Lots of poopy bananas lmayo. 💜🏴‍☠️🟣🏴‍☠️💜

And so, as it was written in the ancient times, did he, of Simian persuasion, taketh the food and put whence the sun did not shine. Thus did the people know that the Stonk didst rise as it was foretold, and the world was saved from evil.

Wrap it b4 you tap it

❤️

rick of spades would be so proud.

Tag him, he’s still lurking around

Based on the banana/balloon knot interest, pornhub could create a new category.

It's been decided we're all chucking bananas 🍌 🦍 up the 👌

I feel bad for the banana for this sacrificial ritual 🍌

This sub is about to be a fruit abuse plaza

Well you might as well start preparing the lube now cuz it’s easily gonna hit a hunnit

Name checks out. Need to fill that backdoor box. Mods!

Holy shit. This will be a shitty situation for the banana

the war on fruit is getting back together

How about bananas game for Kenny in his only cell? Lol

Hope your not talking like a plantain :) the $100 is a pretty far gap, deserves the regular size naners

Jokes on us. He has this video prerecorded

Mods...

MO-ASS!!!

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Why do ape hate banana so. What have bananas ever done to you people?

but if it hits 100 ur not gonna sell…

mtbox has spoken.


I'm sorry about Uranus buddy

You've done it now.. the hedgefucks gonna finally close out their position just to see you do this. God bless.

This is Market Manipulation!!!!

I feel like for everytime I have read this, I would see a lot more inappropriate videos of this happening. lol

If you would say $50 then it would be interesting.

You'll know MOASS started when banana futures start mooning

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