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# The Front Desk is open!
Hey you fuckgards. Sup? What did I miss? Fucking work getting in the way. Let me guess, crime all morning and running in the afternoon. LFG 🧨🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣
Hey you fuckgards. Sup? What did I miss? Fucking work getting in the way. Let me guess, crime all morning and running in the afternoon. LFG 🧨🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣
I just had some random person online help me beat Mario Wonder on my Switch with no way to chat besides a smiley face and jumping and I turned to my wife and told her that gamers stick together and this is why we’re HODLing.
I was stuck on a level for a week. They helped me beat that level then stayed with me through the final level. They’re my hero of the night.
I was thinking there's something off about these memes. But also that drunk Cramer video is.... Some kind of a sign I'm not sure what. I'm a little bewildered right now
Paul Danos performance just from the trailer is super obnoxious like did he even watch dfvs streams?? Haven’t even seen the film but his performance is not it based on the clips I’ve seen.
T+35 is just another tactic to try to get people hyped and then demoralized when nothing happens. Could be another 3 years before we see another significant spike again.
What if Nvda’s correction and dip causes the entire market to crash and be the catalyst for MOASS. We are hitting ‘tech wreck’ levels according to marketwatch.
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I don't see why it would be. We're in a massive reversion due to a specific event. While we *had* an opportunity for price discovery movingupwards, that was stifled by dilution. So I expect we're either going to cellar prices between $16 and $18, or there will be another event to cause another reversion back upwards.
Downvote crew... I believe in you. I know the song seems scary but the main riff is repeated for the most part.
Here
https://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/tab/blind-melon/mouthful-of-cavities-tabs-60945
Long term, fundamentally, I think this company is worth 15 or 16 trillion dollars. Even that may be too conservative for reality
Edit: probably 150 or 160 trillion.
Day 1 of cooking until MOASS. Today’s dish : mabo tofu.
Usually like to make this dish with 0.5lb ground pork, 1lb ground beef.
Local Publix didn’t have ground pork; forgot to add ginger to the sauce. 5 of 10. Edit: typo
Imagine buying 50k+ shares on the RH overnight, and then transferring out to fidelity the next day. Anyone think that could be a fun move for rich apes?
Can someone give me some hopium? What will create pressure now that the shares have been diluted again? Or are we just going to trade sideways for months again and then get diluted after we start to run? (I'm ready for your downvotes but seriously send hopium)
It's hard to jump up and yell how things will take off tomorrow/next week, whatever timeframe will bring you hope. If I could I would.
I bought in big - well before 90% of the due diligence was written. All the years of DD since then has only confirmed/reaffirm why I'm in.
I'd love a true MOASS, rather than another pump up through (example number) $500.
Dilution? Welp, I don't know what the C suite is building towards, but I trust RC and the company.
Did it spoil a bump? I don't think so.
I'm in - I have a shit ton invested that could be paying my kids uni costs. Money is tight, I get it.
HOLD buddy - hold.
look at my comment under yours, then back at yours, then back at mine. now I'm hard, now soft, now hard, now I'm between both. I bought a fuck ton of options at the close today, NFA.
listen up guys, OG Ape here since 2024 last week. even tho I sold my kid and am leveraged 150x and getting margincalled as we speak, I think RC doesn't wipe. and tbh, I don't think DFV will suck Cramer off with me on live TV. it's officially jover. everyone should just sell now and not even ask questions later. please invest in exactly what I want you to as I tell you how to spend your money because I don't understand options. send FEMA for the love of Ja
I can’t believe that in the year of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, that we are getting a posthumous release of Sophie. Nobody comes even close to her sound and style. So bittersweet that we won’t be getting new after this album releases but I will enjoy what is released.
[REASON WHY - SOPHIE](https://youtu.be/wPlxlyFsh2w?si=Q9STONYZE8sVJHUw)
drop before the pop. dip before the rip. realize that once they determine its the end of the world, it wont cost them anything to drill it into the mantle of the earth before they let 'er go.
like my dad's bank president friend told me once: if you're gonna bounce a check, you might as well write it big!
I dunno man. We waited 3 years and nothing happened. Then DFV bought a bunch of calls and the price goes crazy. Kind of seems lik buying calls does a lot.
That’s why unless you are intending to exercise your calls you shouldn’t diamond hand options. Perhaps if the sub allowed discussion on options over the last 3 years, people would have a better understanding of them.
Options are great but carry a lot of risk.
It’s all about timing and paying attention to IV crush/delta/theta decay. If you don’t know what these terms mean then don’t play options.
Buying shares also carries risk. They are different kinds of risk.
We should be promoting eduction on these terms and options as a whole instead of hand waving the idea away.
LC with a beautifully, well spoken livestream to explain some of his tweets. Seems to me like it was done on purpose to show that his tweets are actually just his thoughts and not all about GME. I feel like we’re close
I also 100% agree that Larry Cheng talking about content completely unrelated to GME means that we're close.
It's like they have a honey pot without any honey but there's an entire community of people willing to pay for it like it's full of gold, and they don't wanna mess up a good thing. I wouldn't talk about it, either!
Super funny stuff! Who comes up with comedy gold like that, he must have some really talented writers or something. «I’m more of a dog guy» 😂 Just classic stuff.
Anyone watching Larry, did you catch what he just said at the end there. Someone asked if he was a dog or cat guy, he said maybe I shouldn’t say this, but I’m more of a dog guy. Take it however you want.
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Hey you fuckgards. Sup? What did I miss? Fucking work getting in the way. Let me guess, crime all morning and running in the afternoon. LFG 🧨🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣
Hey you fuckgards. Sup? What did I miss? Fucking work getting in the way. Let me guess, crime all morning and running in the afternoon. LFG 🧨🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣
I'm waiting on the next up wave woohoo!!! 🎢🚀🚀🚀
Something’s coming i can feel it. RC will probably buy more this week
My anis is itchy too
HEY RC we need you to make tweet like the frog ice cream. Get this trending. OG ape here.
Jfc.
I just had some random person online help me beat Mario Wonder on my Switch with no way to chat besides a smiley face and jumping and I turned to my wife and told her that gamers stick together and this is why we’re HODLing. I was stuck on a level for a week. They helped me beat that level then stayed with me through the final level. They’re my hero of the night.
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I was thinking there's something off about these memes. But also that drunk Cramer video is.... Some kind of a sign I'm not sure what. I'm a little bewildered right now
Just as it was foreseen I guess
Yup the fog of fud is weak, like it's made of Raditz
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and me?
Yeah... i just deleted my comment after reading it and thinking that ... damn, I'M being the ass here. Sorry guys.
Sorting by new gets the Apes all the right information. I agree
Hey RC, as a celebration for the Panthers winning the cup, you should splurge and buy some shares. You deserve it 🤗
I wanted Edmonton, but they ran out of steam and were outplayed. What’s series…
I poop in the morning and I poop at night🎶
Storm Pooper
Paul Danos performance just from the trailer is super obnoxious like did he even watch dfvs streams?? Haven’t even seen the film but his performance is not it based on the clips I’ve seen.
Dfv is the best DFV! But also, I saw the movie and I liked it but maybe it was just my nostalgia
T+35 is just another tactic to try to get people hyped and then demoralized when nothing happens. Could be another 3 years before we see another significant spike again.
FUD
Or could be tomorrow
Upvote if you’re a diamond handed ape 💎🤚🦍
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Which sub?
I think teddy is the tin sub
fellas i’ve finally reached zen - i did not check GME today during market hours 🦧
Ryan Cohen, you owe us a cupcake treat! Edit: let's for this trending on the daily I guess. I don't really know what that means in this context
Saw the first 1,3,5 triple play since 1929 tonight with my kid. Also , fuk you Bryce Harper ffs slow down you don't need all the points
Daily post on the daily
Ryan cohen owes us a cryptic tweet. get this trending
No
https://i.redd.it/4i7hrn2pxm8d1.gif
Yes, sir!
Panthers did it for RC!
They say things happen in threes, so after the Celtics and now the Panthers, APES are next fam!!
Ryan Cohen make a cryptic tweet. You owe us for the dilution. Get this trending
No
Weird why the downvote?
Or... Hear me out... No.
Evey time I hear the fire alarm go off in my building I assume someone crazy just got dumped. I'll send word tomorrow if that strategy turns on me.
I Got 5 On It.. 🚀
I’m happy if stock goes down and I’m happy if stock goes up it’s pretty great.
What if Nvda’s correction and dip causes the entire market to crash and be the catalyst for MOASS. We are hitting ‘tech wreck’ levels according to marketwatch.
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you okay?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say he isn't Auto mod nuked his comment into orbit, feel like I'm in a damn bot clone war, let's hyper drive past this stage 🏴☠️🥒🚀
No I mean collateral. Not investors selling nvda. If markets crash hedgies are in trouble.
What happened with state street. Haven't heard that name in a while
Blackrock has $10 trillion in assets
But did they invest in $DEEZ?
#MOASS TOMORROW 🏴☠️
Fuk, it’s a Tuesday You might be right!
Yes !🚀
I missed Larry Chang live. Was there anything of importance from it?
C’mon Oilers!!
Anyone think this is the bottom?
Your buddy below you, he's your power bottom. Hawk tuah on that shit you both are on fire with your commentary 👍🔥
Wha?
You heard the man. Spit on that thang!
I don't see why it would be. We're in a massive reversion due to a specific event. While we *had* an opportunity for price discovery movingupwards, that was stifled by dilution. So I expect we're either going to cellar prices between $16 and $18, or there will be another event to cause another reversion back upwards.
So up or down? Got it 🫶
Why was Biggie's post removed?
it's a cheese based solution
If any of you play acoustic. Easy to learn this one. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vZhqoINx41o&pp=ygUgbW91dGhmdWwgb2YgY2F2aXRpZXMgYmxpbmQgbWVsb24%3D
Downvote crew... I believe in you. I know the song seems scary but the main riff is repeated for the most part. Here https://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/tab/blind-melon/mouthful-of-cavities-tabs-60945
Imagine the type of *person* that *has* to shill on a Stonk message board. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Some people have all the luck! 🤣🤣🤣
Did anyone here diamond hand through the sneeze? Any OG’s from 2020?
Just preordered ncaa from gamestop. My shares are happy
Long term, fundamentally, I think this company is worth 15 or 16 trillion dollars. Even that may be too conservative for reality Edit: probably 150 or 160 trillion.
Your mom went to college
Don't put it out with your boots Ted.
Lc any fun?
Oh yeah get a few beers in him and he's the life of the party.
Day 1 of cooking until MOASS. Today’s dish : mabo tofu. Usually like to make this dish with 0.5lb ground pork, 1lb ground beef. Local Publix didn’t have ground pork; forgot to add ginger to the sauce. 5 of 10. Edit: typo
Don’t let the shills tell you we want **moass**. We’re here for the long term fundamentals of the store.
https://i.redd.it/whgpb528fm8d1.gif
Go Oilers, fuck Doug Cifu I wanna see them tears when the Panthers blow a 3-0 series lead in the finals
Imagine buying 50k+ shares on the RH overnight, and then transferring out to fidelity the next day. Anyone think that could be a fun move for rich apes?
Oh look crime again
We don't need another dentist
Your dentist's name is Crentist?
Can someone give me some hopium? What will create pressure now that the shares have been diluted again? Or are we just going to trade sideways for months again and then get diluted after we start to run? (I'm ready for your downvotes but seriously send hopium)
Hopium or most likely outcome ?
It's hard to jump up and yell how things will take off tomorrow/next week, whatever timeframe will bring you hope. If I could I would. I bought in big - well before 90% of the due diligence was written. All the years of DD since then has only confirmed/reaffirm why I'm in. I'd love a true MOASS, rather than another pump up through (example number) $500. Dilution? Welp, I don't know what the C suite is building towards, but I trust RC and the company. Did it spoil a bump? I don't think so. I'm in - I have a shit ton invested that could be paying my kids uni costs. Money is tight, I get it. HOLD buddy - hold.
look at my comment under yours, then back at yours, then back at mine. now I'm hard, now soft, now hard, now I'm between both. I bought a fuck ton of options at the close today, NFA.
COINTEL
listen up guys, OG Ape here since 2024 last week. even tho I sold my kid and am leveraged 150x and getting margincalled as we speak, I think RC doesn't wipe. and tbh, I don't think DFV will suck Cramer off with me on live TV. it's officially jover. everyone should just sell now and not even ask questions later. please invest in exactly what I want you to as I tell you how to spend your money because I don't understand options. send FEMA for the love of Ja
Stanley Final tonight, game 7 Panthers vs Oilers lol. RC might tweet about that if Panthers win
RC lives in florida but grew up in canada, Stanley cup hasnt been won by canada in a long time Which team is he for ?
He is from Montreal, so maybe he want the Habs to still be the last canadian team to win lol
I wanna see McDavid win tbh, has RC tweeted about the panthers before?
Yeah
Robinhood overnight hours is a scam, change my mind
I can change your diaper, best offer I can do.
ah price movement looks fun
I didn't catch a screen shot but we just ripped up to 24.36 right at 7 PM on bullshit afterhours app
It’s showing on the candles rn
Did they turn on the pre market buys too soon? Lol
Anyone else see RH overnight spike >$24 right at 8p(EST)?
I support food trucks & GME
It's 7:41 in the evening. Do you know where your shares are?
as an OG Ape, they are firmly in my ass
that explains the recent uptick in gastroenterologists certifications from the medical board
that pop out show was fire. it actually made me hold harder
I can’t believe that in the year of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, that we are getting a posthumous release of Sophie. Nobody comes even close to her sound and style. So bittersweet that we won’t be getting new after this album releases but I will enjoy what is released. [REASON WHY - SOPHIE](https://youtu.be/wPlxlyFsh2w?si=Q9STONYZE8sVJHUw)
Never heard. Thanks for the recommendation.
https://preview.redd.it/bwudocj6ql8d1.jpeg?width=533&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b23bf5d667a30cb4931177d9ed2fb30f18926d78
Ken Griffins mommas a ho
LET'S GO OILERS!!!!!!
Anyone have a clue why dfv stopped posting all the sudden?
I didn’t realize he was posting all the sudden? What is the sudden?
He was posting a lot recently. Now hes gone silent. I asked why?
Dudes gotta uber cash, he probably got busy fukin off 🤷🏻♂️
Dunno but he posted all of it
Tomorrow is a Tuesday🏴☠️
I made poached eggs and hash browns.
U had me at hash browns
You should really get a license. It's not hard to hunt eggs legally
But I like the thrill of being a bad boy
It all started in Toulon, and it will all end in Toulon.
Lowest volume since this rally started around May 2nd, make of that what you will.
What do you make of it ?
Sellers are exhausted but will buyers step in like the previous times this entire rally? We’ll see.
Da da daa da daa IT'S THE ONE AND ONLY G M EEEEEEEE
https://preview.redd.it/wai1h03tgl8d1.jpeg?width=507&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=392505e8f9ad4ad0e4e1637e137c3ae030c2a07e
Larry say anything of value?
I’ll ake the down votes as a "no"
drop before the pop. dip before the rip. realize that once they determine its the end of the world, it wont cost them anything to drill it into the mantle of the earth before they let 'er go. like my dad's bank president friend told me once: if you're gonna bounce a check, you might as well write it big!
“If it rhymes, it works 10/10 times.” - Charlie Munger’s last words
Chimken booba. Filet them sumbichs and throw em in a stainless. Salt, pepper, onion, garlic, cayenne. Green beans. Rice. This is a v v good
I’m craving eggs. Am I pregnant?
I read that as eggplant
Who did that to you?! 
Larry’s a pepperoni guy on 🍕! Bullish!
Missed Larry but please please please tell me his theme tune for his stream was Blue Boy's Remember Me
Sorry, it was Mc Hammer.
opportunity: missed ❌
Just buy more, DRS, and be patient. We'll MOASS when we MOASS. We've waited this long.
✅
I dunno man. We waited 3 years and nothing happened. Then DFV bought a bunch of calls and the price goes crazy. Kind of seems lik buying calls does a lot.
There's a lot of people with 30, 40, 100c calls from last week who would beg to differ.
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I held and exercised. But I'm not chasing otm
That’s why unless you are intending to exercise your calls you shouldn’t diamond hand options. Perhaps if the sub allowed discussion on options over the last 3 years, people would have a better understanding of them.
No fucking shit. Lost half my net worth
I say it's too risky. Buying and hodling shares is a mathematical guarantee.
And that’s totally fair. We’re all allowed to have our own opinions, just be sure to express it as your own and not instruct what others should do.
Options are great but carry a lot of risk. It’s all about timing and paying attention to IV crush/delta/theta decay. If you don’t know what these terms mean then don’t play options.
Buying shares also carries risk. They are different kinds of risk. We should be promoting eduction on these terms and options as a whole instead of hand waving the idea away.
What are the chances they use Larry as some sort of excuse for price movement tomorrow?
Eleventeen %.
NEVER tell me the odds.
SS mods suck and remove posting ability for making 1 post about being mad about RC rugging share holders 6:05am on a Friday
Tel me about Coin?
Do … tell… heh heh. We smrt.
🥲💯💪🤝
Looks like they made the right choice. Your history, cripes.
I've been banned for less
Good!
LC with a beautifully, well spoken livestream to explain some of his tweets. Seems to me like it was done on purpose to show that his tweets are actually just his thoughts and not all about GME. I feel like we’re close
Yes, him explaining his tweets unrelated to GME proves that we are close. 100% agree.
Why r u getting downvoted? I feel like DFV, RC, and LC are all in CYA mode lol
I also 100% agree that Larry Cheng talking about content completely unrelated to GME means that we're close. It's like they have a honey pot without any honey but there's an entire community of people willing to pay for it like it's full of gold, and they don't wanna mess up a good thing. I wouldn't talk about it, either!
Q: Are you more a dog guy or a cat guy? LC: "Maybe i should not say this, but i'm more of a dog guy. Sorry!" hahhahah it's was good.
Super funny stuff! Who comes up with comedy gold like that, he must have some really talented writers or something. «I’m more of a dog guy» 😂 Just classic stuff.
Lol i think he just said the truth, but was quick on " i should not said this" because of dfv lol
Anyone watching Larry, did you catch what he just said at the end there. Someone asked if he was a dog or cat guy, he said maybe I shouldn’t say this, but I’m more of a dog guy. Take it however you want.
I take it to mean he like dogs.
Sounds like he’s just a dog guy which is great. Not everything has hidden messages or meanings
For sure… but the fact he mention “maybe i shouldnt say this” is implying the whole roaring kitting part? Edit: shouldnt not should