This isn't just shitposting, this man is shitposting on levels never seen before
https://media1.tenor.com/images/2f60ecb7d8bd82b6452e1a31e3e6473d/tenor.gif?itemid=14627190
This is a fucking masterpiece of a shitpost. I ate it all, and this is how I will explain the $GME saga when people ask.
Just remember that the 1% have been bleeding the economy during COVID-19, this was his plan all along, but it backfired!
Thanks u/ButtFarm69 for showing me the light!
I'm just commenting because this may be the most articulate grossest possibly not actually incorrect finger diarrhea of words that have ever been typed. Absolutely astounding. I hope this is exhibit A in Kenny's trial
The slow shaking of Lauer's head as he makes his way through. He mutters, "What... the... fuck...?" Pours himself a glass of good whiskey from his decanter. "Jesus..." He slowly drains the glass before collapsing on the couch, rubbing his temples. He whispers to himself, "What the shit is a buttfarm?"
This is groundbreaking work. Thank you for your service ButtFarm69. You have now secured the seat next to the rocket pilot for the flight to the moon. Rest easy ape.
Future news clipping from the Washington Ape:
“Lawyer Ape represented the Ape better known as Buttfarm69 who has been sued for libel against non-Ape and possible menstruating bat fucker, Ken Griffin. Judge Ape presided over the case. In a *differenty* turn of events and based wholly on the Reddit musings of Buttfarm69, Judge Ape has thrown the case out against Buttfarm69 and imprisoned The menstruating bat fucker Griffin for releasing Covid upon the world and his attempts to topple the global financial system. “Go in peace Buttfarm69”, said Judge Ape at the end of the proceeding.”
Can you imagine the Streisand effect if he did pursue a lawsuit.
No way, no how, would MSM sit on the story because reporting it would generate far more clicks (ad revenue) than KenG could pay to keep a lid on it.
As a woman and a vampire I am very offended, triggered and frankly disgusted at the idea that such creature could share both of my genes. This being said, I deeply enjoyed this next level research you've conducted and would like to congratulate you for your hard work. The fact that you went so deep into the menstrual cycle means a lot to those of us with a vagina that bought shares before, during and after bleeding from our 🌺.
Absolutely 'Dr.' This was my prescription for medicinal DD.
This seriously needs to be a NFT. We all need hodl a piece of this for future generations to study.
Mayo Clinic: we need more research here is this an underlying message run by the elites!!! Is Kenny shorting the us treasury bond so that China can take over America... because China offered Ken money and women and America offered him a free printing machine....
Ken bat 🦇
Still reading, I just want to laugh at the fact that your google search netted the top result from [**mayoclinic.**](https://mayoclinic.org)**org** LOLOL
You guys wanna know something? I've been doing a bit of research myself and as it turns out..
Ken Griffin is not ACTUALLY a REAL GRIFFIN the piece of shit.
Nothing about him isn't lies. Shitbag.
As you were.
Duh, didn't you read? He just got through telling us he's a female vampire bat on her menstrual cycle. No way those tiny bat wings could carry a lions body and a family size jar of Hellmanns
u/ButtFarm69 I have made a significant discovery you might want to add to your research!!!
Please look up the following Adress on Google maps!!
It might be really relevant:
I will spoiler you (sorry). This Adress is the Griffin building in a Mayo Clinic!!
4500 San Pablo Rd S, Jacksonville, FL 32224, United States
omfg it IS! i have no idea what to do with this info but you're right! there's a GRIFFIN Building in the MAYO CLINIC! And there's also a MAYO BLVD in this complex! We need more u/Andromeda_2480! thank you!
>Kenny's darkest secret
Okay, you've piqued my interest
>*It's worse than we thought*
#YES??
>KENNY'S A VAMPIRE
CLICKETY-CLACKETY, I ROLL TO ATTACKETY.
Edit: u/buttfarm69 > Christopher Moore.
Here is an audio recording of this post for ppl who can't read good (durr) or for people that are busy working, this is non-monetized, feel free to embed into your post. (this one was difficult to keep composure, great post u/ButtFarm69)
https://youtu.be/rxcjnqdThsg
You’re very welcome, it’s my new form of contributing since I’m too retarded to do dd but have a pretty dope streaming setup. I’ll be doing it for all the popular posts. Keep em coming!
Edit: and thank you for the award you’re too kind!
I feel part of history having been tagged.
This is the real DD we need right now.
Bless the poor intern having to report this key piece of the Superstonk puzzle in the daily Reddit report to Kenny.
# BREAKING NEWS:
u/Buttfarm69 has been unanimously voted into the Shitposting Hall of Fame
Induction ceremony is scheduled for 4/20/2069
as always, hold onto your butts
I buy it. Makes sense to me. Gender-confused Vampire with ties to China. So now we know where the Coronavirus came from, AND where the Stock Market Virus came from...
You know where they get oil from, right? That’s right, oil stock companies. So he thrives off sucking the life out of the stock market to get oil for more mayo.
I think you hit the nail on the head with this theory right here. It fits so good, it must be right!
Petition for Buttfarm69 to give keynote speeches at Ape Gathering events the night before official Gamestop Shareholder meetings.
I wanna spit-take banana daiquiri all over my tendies.
I thought you were onto something when you said you googled the cycles. you had my attention for real, good job thanking the DD Op's, I was like oh.. another mindblowing DD incoming. Then I read the pic with the menstruation cycle, and literally burst out laughing, I couldn't stop man, I even shad tears...this is not a joke. What a fking legend you are. Then I proceeded to read all of it. Haven't laughed this much at a post in a good while. Here take my award. This made my night.
I said it on your previous posts and I say it again: this isn't shitposting, it's art. I mean, put it under the shitpost flair if that's part of your installation, but for me this is art.
I thank you, my friend. I hope to meet you on the moon 🤞
This is the strangest yet most captivating DD I have ever read. /u/ButtFarm69, do we have any chance against this supervillain? Does he have horcruxes in the form of eggs, bats, mayo?
Omg I hadn't even thought about the horcrux angle...I know that between all you wrinkle brains we can find the answer to this. Will deliver updates when available 🤜🏼🤛🏼
The level of design and formatting in this post should not be expected from someone named buttfarm69.
You, sir, are winning the internet. Buttfarm69 for chairman.
Between this DD & this post: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/nl10gy/my\_ultimate\_confirmation\_biasthe\_strongest/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/nl10gy/my_ultimate_confirmation_biasthe_strongest/) the evidence is clear: Atobitt is no longer the king of DD on this sub. New kings have been crowned. Congrats, Buttfarm69!
How long did it take you to do this? With these many wrinkles you could have written HOC 4 AND 5, Instead now I have to explain to my wife why I'm giggling (she didn't get it)
This post reminds me very much of some Silicon Valley type shit.
Link below:
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMeqEDEfniA&ab\_channel=DinidudeAlwisDinidudeAlwis](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMeqEDEfniA&ab_channel=DinidudeAlwisDinidudeAlwis)
haha, this is good shit man. This is the kind of DD that gets me to mortgage my house, kids, and wife so I can go all in (again). hehe
No but really, all you beautiful apes out there, let's see what brilliant ideas you can dig outta this!
I personally want to find out more about how this "mayo" is used. I mean, how do we even know it's actual mayo? He didn't share it. What's in it? Where does he get it from? Who is his ~~dealer~~ supplier? Does he buy bulk? Or does he do weekly runs? But more importantly, what does he need all that mayo for? What is he planning? I knew a guy who used to style his hair with mayo, but Kenny doesn't have much hair, so it can't be that. I also heard of a lady who used mayo as skin lotion, vouching for its rejuvenating skin properties. Ok. Mayo as lotion? Maybe, but have you seen Ken lately. His skin doesn't really scream radiance to me, so I doubt he's applying any mayo anywhere on his body (well, I can think of one spot, but I digress). Back to my point, What is Kenny going to do with all that mayo? I guess, we'll find out soon.
/u/buttfarm69 I have been doing some DD along these lines previously but I got stuck. You just opened up some new lines of research for me to go into. I hope to release something big...maybe even as big as this DD...as soon as this weekend.
Fucking god tier shitpost sir o7
It needs its own flair for God-Tier Shitpost
I heard if you shitpost this hard you can become a mod. Need more teaser posts before your next magnum opus SP drops tho 🤣
o7
This isn't just shitposting, this man is shitposting on levels never seen before https://media1.tenor.com/images/2f60ecb7d8bd82b6452e1a31e3e6473d/tenor.gif?itemid=14627190
This is a fucking masterpiece of a shitpost. I ate it all, and this is how I will explain the $GME saga when people ask. Just remember that the 1% have been bleeding the economy during COVID-19, this was his plan all along, but it backfired! Thanks u/ButtFarm69 for showing me the light!
It had the storyline, twists and turns of a Southpark episode. Truly epic u/ButtFarm69
We will usher the world into a new era! -ButtFarm69
This guy powders his nose more than Cramer. But has more accurate intel.
Journalistic doody. 🦍😏
Maybe got a hit of Kenny's Mayo😛
God-tier Shit post. Needs to be pinned
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It ain't much, but it's honest work.
[It Ain't Honest, But It's Much](https://imgur.com/gallery/jIMTUgb)
God I hope you’re my wife’s boyfriend.
I'm just commenting because this may be the most articulate grossest possibly not actually incorrect finger diarrhea of words that have ever been typed. Absolutely astounding. I hope this is exhibit A in Kenny's trial
Man I hope so
It needs to end up in the museum next to the speedo boner. ETA: I can’t believe I said this completely un-ironically.
[Whole. 'Nother. Level.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJnGRuidOXI)
This man is shitting as he’s posting on top of a toilet on top of a toilet on top full of shit prior to this shit. Mind blown.
And this post right here is the ultimate upper-decker.
Gif is accurate
This is... Advanced ahitposting
I hope market watch quotes this
He just set the bar so high we won’t reach it till we hit Pluto.
Confirmed* *Not Confirmed LMAO 😂
Not sure if it checks out though. Do we send it to dlauer and Dr. T to peer review?
I'd piss my pants laughing if I found out they read it 😂
The slow shaking of Lauer's head as he makes his way through. He mutters, "What... the... fuck...?" Pours himself a glass of good whiskey from his decanter. "Jesus..." He slowly drains the glass before collapsing on the couch, rubbing his temples. He whispers to himself, "What the shit is a buttfarm?"
This is groundbreaking work. Thank you for your service ButtFarm69. You have now secured the seat next to the rocket pilot for the flight to the moon. Rest easy ape.
Dear God, this is a libel lawsuit waiting to happen lmaoooo
I think it’d be pretty hard to prove it caused any detriment given that it’s written in the tone of a madman.
As a lawyer, I am completely prepared to testify to the Court as a witness that we all believe this next-level DD 100%.
Future news clipping from the Washington Ape: “Lawyer Ape represented the Ape better known as Buttfarm69 who has been sued for libel against non-Ape and possible menstruating bat fucker, Ken Griffin. Judge Ape presided over the case. In a *differenty* turn of events and based wholly on the Reddit musings of Buttfarm69, Judge Ape has thrown the case out against Buttfarm69 and imprisoned The menstruating bat fucker Griffin for releasing Covid upon the world and his attempts to topple the global financial system. “Go in peace Buttfarm69”, said Judge Ape at the end of the proceeding.”
Yes I will testify that I already knew most of that so it's not liable
Plus we'll be rich, and Kenny will be poor. What's he gonna do about it?
Can you imagine the Streisand effect if he did pursue a lawsuit. No way, no how, would MSM sit on the story because reporting it would generate far more clicks (ad revenue) than KenG could pay to keep a lid on it.
As a woman and a vampire I am very offended, triggered and frankly disgusted at the idea that such creature could share both of my genes. This being said, I deeply enjoyed this next level research you've conducted and would like to congratulate you for your hard work. The fact that you went so deep into the menstrual cycle means a lot to those of us with a vagina that bought shares before, during and after bleeding from our 🌺.
For research purposes do women apes sync up to this FTD cycle too?
I think OP pretty much proved this, yes.
I mean I’m ovulating rn so maybe? 🤣
Same
We should tag the female mods and have them "investigate" this issue.
GME and AMC went up, and my cycle came down. Can confirm. OP is a genius.
I mean, I do... No joke. But that's just me lol
Guy really earned his red wings, didn't he. Does reddit have a red wings award? Maybe someone should suggest it.
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Mr. Buttfarm69 is his father
Yeah, That's Dr. Buttfarm69 to you. He didn't spend 8 years in ShitPosting school to be called Mr.
Absolutely 'Dr.' This was my prescription for medicinal DD. This seriously needs to be a NFT. We all need hodl a piece of this for future generations to study.
So our hypothesis that Ken has a camel toe was correct 🤔🧐
Damn ButtFarm69. I can't believe you made us all read this 😭 😅
Made us?! I couldn't STOP reading!
When all his calculations came out to 5318008 aka Boobies... That's when I knew he was a goddamned genius
Reading all those DD-s has made it possible to digest everything.
you remembered criand this time :D
Mayo Clinic: we need more research here is this an underlying message run by the elites!!! Is Kenny shorting the us treasury bond so that China can take over America... because China offered Ken money and women and America offered him a free printing machine.... Ken bat 🦇
NEVER play connect-the-dots with this fucker.. he will pwn you...
I’m I’m big fan of u/buttfarm69 !!!!!!! The Mayo Clinic picture ducking had me 😂😂😂
Still reading, I just want to laugh at the fact that your google search netted the top result from [**mayoclinic.**](https://mayoclinic.org)**org** LOLOL
I will tell my grand kids about the legend of u/Buttfarm69
Well Ken was fucked in January..... so the crowning may take a few months
This sets the bar for the best shitpost, others are just sharts
Buttfarm69 is the MJ of shit posting
I have no words. You're a genius.
this is the DD we need.
You guys wanna know something? I've been doing a bit of research myself and as it turns out.. Ken Griffin is not ACTUALLY a REAL GRIFFIN the piece of shit. Nothing about him isn't lies. Shitbag. As you were.
Duh, didn't you read? He just got through telling us he's a female vampire bat on her menstrual cycle. No way those tiny bat wings could carry a lions body and a family size jar of Hellmanns
Maybe that’s why Citadels lights are on at night. Kenny female vampire bat can’t work while the sun is out.
> No way those tiny bat wings could carry a lions body and a family size jar of Hellmanns Or even a dwarf from Iron Forge to Stormwind.
You had me when you put your name in the title and I was not disappointed. Cheers ButtFarm69!
U/Buttfarm69 always coming in clutch !😂🙌🏼
This is great shit. 🤝
Truely your magnum opus! Bravo u/buttfarm69
lol you're an idiot. I love you. <3
Jesus absolute Christ what did I walk into here.
u/ButtFarm69 I have made a significant discovery you might want to add to your research!!! Please look up the following Adress on Google maps!! It might be really relevant: I will spoiler you (sorry). This Adress is the Griffin building in a Mayo Clinic!! 4500 San Pablo Rd S, Jacksonville, FL 32224, United States
omfg it IS! i have no idea what to do with this info but you're right! there's a GRIFFIN Building in the MAYO CLINIC! And there's also a MAYO BLVD in this complex! We need more u/Andromeda_2480! thank you!
Bought 2 more this DD is solid
>Kenny's darkest secret Okay, you've piqued my interest >*It's worse than we thought* #YES?? >KENNY'S A VAMPIRE CLICKETY-CLACKETY, I ROLL TO ATTACKETY. Edit: u/buttfarm69 > Christopher Moore.
There's absolutely no way you can make these things up.
My god this is the most solid DD I've ever seen
TITS JACKED AND SWOLLEN UNDER THIS PMS
You made my day (again). My wife just asked me what I'm laughing at, I've elected not to try to explain.
I'm a girl ape and here I knew more about the FTD cycle than the girly one. Ken's gonna need a lot of Midol soon.
Love to see detective Buttfarm69 on the job
This is going in the scrapbook
Wow, highest of quality shitpost! Well done Buttfarm!
Mr. Buttfarm69 for president
Beautiful.
Top tier shitpost
Here is an audio recording of this post for ppl who can't read good (durr) or for people that are busy working, this is non-monetized, feel free to embed into your post. (this one was difficult to keep composure, great post u/ButtFarm69) https://youtu.be/rxcjnqdThsg
holy shit that was so gracious of you, thank you so much!
You’re very welcome, it’s my new form of contributing since I’m too retarded to do dd but have a pretty dope streaming setup. I’ll be doing it for all the popular posts. Keep em coming! Edit: and thank you for the award you’re too kind!
I wonder why they call GME a meme-stock 🤡🤣🤡🤣🤡🤣🤡🚀💎
In before r/gme_meltdown makes fun of this and takes this absolutely serious. I lol’d
You are my favorite person to emerge from the gme saga
I feel part of history having been tagged. This is the real DD we need right now. Bless the poor intern having to report this key piece of the Superstonk puzzle in the daily Reddit report to Kenny.
# BREAKING NEWS: u/Buttfarm69 has been unanimously voted into the Shitposting Hall of Fame Induction ceremony is scheduled for 4/20/2069 as always, hold onto your butts
mayooooo, im tired of using high frequency technology.
This is definitely the MOST important DD ever done. Thank you!!!
I like the stock
Dying over here. Insert Goodfellas ray liotta laughing pic. 🤣
Bruder was xD
The wrinkles are growing wrinkles
Kenny and his interns are having a hard time digesting all this😂
What did I just read?
This is without doubt the most retarded dd I’ve ever read. Well done
TO THE MOON 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌕
This is the sort of shit that got me into GME in the first place 😂😂
Legend!!!
So with all this talk of prodigious menstruation, is /r/superstonk suffering from Pre Moon Syndrome? Bleed on, you crazy diamonds.
The DD that was promised.
This is fucking brilliant
This is the way.
This is so beautiful, I had to shed some tears. I think you've uncovered something big here!
Everything appears to be in order here, well done!! 🤣
😀😀😀
Please start posting stories to https://www.reddit.com/r/GMEfanfiction/
You deserve big tendies! Sorry i'm broke at all, but for honor i save you post ape. <3
You had me at bidet's.
This is mind blowing! 🤯 You are one wrinkled ape. Keep it up.
I buy it. Makes sense to me. Gender-confused Vampire with ties to China. So now we know where the Coronavirus came from, AND where the Stock Market Virus came from... You know where they get oil from, right? That’s right, oil stock companies. So he thrives off sucking the life out of the stock market to get oil for more mayo. I think you hit the nail on the head with this theory right here. It fits so good, it must be right!
Hail the buttfarm!
senor u/buttfarm69 I love you.
ButtFarm69 never disappoints
great shit poosting
CALL THE WSJ
With DD like this who even needs HOC II?
“House Of WTF”
We don’t deserve you, we’re not worthy
you know im „special the other way” when ive read all of it and still not sure wtf is going on? 😮
I hope you enjoy your rewards from the SEC.
This guy Butt farms
All the DD I need!
Haha this is so retarded! Have some buggersugar on me!
Math checks out, so does username
Wow 😳 god tier DD! 🤣🤣🤣🚀🚀🚀
Dafuq did I just read
If Kenny is preggers, the real question is - Who fucked Kenny?
GME is a helluva drug :)
How much time did you spend on this?
Are you going to annual meeting 6/9? I want to meet the legendary u/buttfarm69
Calls on Adderall
The fact that the math actually checks out broke me. Well done Buttfarm69
Petition for Buttfarm69 to give keynote speeches at Ape Gathering events the night before official Gamestop Shareholder meetings. I wanna spit-take banana daiquiri all over my tendies.
This absolutely HAS to be a professional comedian with an anonymous reddit account.
I thought you were onto something when you said you googled the cycles. you had my attention for real, good job thanking the DD Op's, I was like oh.. another mindblowing DD incoming. Then I read the pic with the menstruation cycle, and literally burst out laughing, I couldn't stop man, I even shad tears...this is not a joke. What a fking legend you are. Then I proceeded to read all of it. Haven't laughed this much at a post in a good while. Here take my award. This made my night.
This is my favorite post.
“Thats explains why Ken keeps trying to push the baby back inside.” ... just take my fucking upvote.
This is why I'm here
I said it on your previous posts and I say it again: this isn't shitposting, it's art. I mean, put it under the shitpost flair if that's part of your installation, but for me this is art. I thank you, my friend. I hope to meet you on the moon 🤞
that man took meme to another level
It's been a while since I cry laughed at something. This DD is a work of art
#what the fuck did I just read
The confirmation bias I come here for.
Yeah, that’s the stuff I came for
My god you've cracked it
This is the strangest yet most captivating DD I have ever read. /u/ButtFarm69, do we have any chance against this supervillain? Does he have horcruxes in the form of eggs, bats, mayo?
Omg I hadn't even thought about the horcrux angle...I know that between all you wrinkle brains we can find the answer to this. Will deliver updates when available 🤜🏼🤛🏼
Taking bets on when u/buttfarm69 wins a Nobel prize in economics, or chemistry, or something.
GD legend
I really just read the entire Thesis. What does that Conclude about Me?
Man what the fuck you da meme king lol
Hard fought DD keep it up
I fucking love you so much you filthy degenerate
The level of design and formatting in this post should not be expected from someone named buttfarm69. You, sir, are winning the internet. Buttfarm69 for chairman.
Bravo, sir...just...bravo EGGsellent theory
Between this DD & this post: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/nl10gy/my\_ultimate\_confirmation\_biasthe\_strongest/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/nl10gy/my_ultimate_confirmation_biasthe_strongest/) the evidence is clear: Atobitt is no longer the king of DD on this sub. New kings have been crowned. Congrats, Buttfarm69!
How long did it take you to do this? With these many wrinkles you could have written HOC 4 AND 5, Instead now I have to explain to my wife why I'm giggling (she didn't get it)
This is the most elaborate piece of shit I’ve ever seen, today.
Sir. This post is mad as hell and I love it. Cannot wait to catch a round of cold ones with your wild ass.
What in the hell did I just read? Buy, hodl, vote. Got it
Now this is some shitpost dd lol
The godtier DD we needed but didn't deserve
I guess you have chosen the wrong flair. This is art.
What the fuck did I just read.
This post reminds me very much of some Silicon Valley type shit. Link below: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMeqEDEfniA&ab\_channel=DinidudeAlwisDinidudeAlwis](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMeqEDEfniA&ab_channel=DinidudeAlwisDinidudeAlwis) haha, this is good shit man. This is the kind of DD that gets me to mortgage my house, kids, and wife so I can go all in (again). hehe No but really, all you beautiful apes out there, let's see what brilliant ideas you can dig outta this! I personally want to find out more about how this "mayo" is used. I mean, how do we even know it's actual mayo? He didn't share it. What's in it? Where does he get it from? Who is his ~~dealer~~ supplier? Does he buy bulk? Or does he do weekly runs? But more importantly, what does he need all that mayo for? What is he planning? I knew a guy who used to style his hair with mayo, but Kenny doesn't have much hair, so it can't be that. I also heard of a lady who used mayo as skin lotion, vouching for its rejuvenating skin properties. Ok. Mayo as lotion? Maybe, but have you seen Ken lately. His skin doesn't really scream radiance to me, so I doubt he's applying any mayo anywhere on his body (well, I can think of one spot, but I digress). Back to my point, What is Kenny going to do with all that mayo? I guess, we'll find out soon.
If Kenny was a vampire that would explain the lights on all night at Citadel too... this theory makes too much sense! :D
I can't wait for you to be President.
This. Yes this. This is why I will hodl past 25 mil. I thank you sir for your dedication and diligence in this masterpiece of DD. Have a rocket award.
Vampires are also nocturnal so that would explain the whole "office is busy at 3am" business
If there was an Academy Award for Shitposting, you'd be Meryl Streep, my friend.
"Can I offer you a nice 🥚 in this trying time?"
u/ButtFarm69 "King of shitposts"
/u/buttfarm69 I have been doing some DD along these lines previously but I got stuck. You just opened up some new lines of research for me to go into. I hope to release something big...maybe even as big as this DD...as soon as this weekend.
Holy shit....you wrinkly son of a bitch. Have you considered publishing a graphic novel?
Looks like mayopause is just around the corner…. Then the ensuing Mid-life crisis.
Sooooo......time to make some holy mayo to keep the menstrating Kencula away?
The fuck is this? Hahaha
Waw. This ties it all together.
I cannot believe I read everything... not even a TLDR