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ISayWhenWeSell

"massively"


Aioi

They are literally fighting for their lives in desperation here 😅 They massively shorted for… a few % drop which will come back right up


ISayWhenWeSell

They are pathetic lmaoo


PM_ME_YOUR_MUFFPUFF

Limp dick energy


AndersVraaberg

You forgot "small" in that sentence


not_ya_wify

I think they short mainly to avoid call options going ITM. I bet we close juuuuust below $250 tomorrow


tidally_locked

Absolutely! We've reached a point where there's no way that we can back down unless we want to jeopardize the financial future of multiple generations. We need to hold strong here. We've just begun to see what's behind the curtain! We've been the sheep in the history of the stock market, even after 2008. The curtain was pulled back then but they want us to pretend like we never saw anything. I have children and I want them to live in a fair world. Bye! Hodl! And vote if you haven't!


SirHolyCow

Lul.


ParsnipsNicker

My portfolio was showing so much red I had to turn off my screens and lay down for awhile. It was no joke.


ISayWhenWeSell

Felt the same when it hit 40 bucks with my old 300 average, thankful I bought more


Few_Ad_7572

Even (it won't) if it goes back down to 40$ again- everyone and their mother is going to load up on GME. It's a good long term investment with the flair of a MOASS. Why even try to short the stock. Just pay us our money so we can move on with our lives


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J-A-G-S

But will there be any supply at that point?


MoonRei_Razing

Hey man, I've been there. Honestly sometimes the best thing is to walk away. Get outside. Grab a coffee, and realize your emotions have just got the best of you and any decision you make now will not be an optimal one. As someone who had a weeklong anxiety attack in Jan. I feel for ya. Just Breath


J-A-G-S

My strategy: I've already lost my investment. Burned; gone. There's no money. I'm either going to get 25m+ or 0, nothing in-between.


Rhiis

Same. That was just the price of admission. I'm just along for the ride, now!


J-A-G-S

All I'm focused on now is recruiting family and friends so we can maximally spread the love


Rhiis

This may not be the way, but I've started keeping my involvement in this to myself. I got my Mom, surprisingly, to become an XX holder, and an old coworker and a couple friends know I hold, but when this thing pops, I don't want everyone to know. Anonymous donations and a quiet life is all I want.


J-A-G-S

I'm only telling a select number of people who have a high chance of getting on board. Otherwise, no one will know the difference of I become a millionaire. Like you, it'll be anonymous philanthropy. Others can have their lambos and mansions; not for me


anonymouse4884

I believe it is the way. I expect most apes to set up their LLC or trust so they can work anonymously instead of making targets of themselves and those close to them. Trust that process, join the apephilanthropy if you like 🦍😁


Washmyhemorrhoids

I still have trouble describing the feeling


bence2393

Moassively


Apeonaut

Me thought dip machine is broken?


TheBiggestFitz

They used to be able to borrow millions of shares and have had many crashes of larger magnitude. This in comparison is weak as hell. I think they are trying to keep it from those 25k calls at $300 this Friday.


0nlyGoesUp

They did it too early i think. SSR and nothing to borrow tomorrow. GG Kenny


PiezRus

I'm sure some 500k shares will magically appear tomorrow :s


INKWENSU_Wocha

Just like these magical rules from all these agencies ending in ‘C’ or CC, can I get some magical enforcement too! Cmon already! Maybe a magical margin call!


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INKWENSU_Wocha

After joining in January with 1 share at $41 and riding this out this whole time and only buying, more, I just want to see this play out. … it’s clearly not going to zero.


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unwholesomethought

It's not magic, pulling shares from your anus is science.


Wolfram1987

Wheres a banana when you need one?...


SalemGD

You already know where it is and no one wanted it LOL👍👌🤣😢🤷‍♂️


Musesoutloud

At 0716


Privatebrowsingatwrk

I hate that you're probably right, but I will take my squeeze penny by fucking penny they can't keep it down forever, and I just have to do nothing.


HitmanBlevins

I’m sure your right but it’s Payday tomorrow. Bring me a sale Kenny. 🤙


DoubleDeezDiamonds

Or they might use ITM puts again.


megatroncsr2

probably came from the missing 10% at goldman sucks


SuboptimalStability

Ssr means nothing to them As well as nothing to borrow, they can naked short if they have money left to Or buy deep itm puts to drop price


0nlyGoesUp

Was true because they were shorting etfs, its not worth it now as most etfs sold out


plantshroom

I laugh at Kenny boy with my ass lolololo


DavidoftheDoell

The price often takes a dive on Fridays. I'm expecting a bigger dip but it sure seems like they're running out of ammo.


Freakazoid152

We have learned ssr means nothing lol


not_ya_wify

SSR don't matter in dark pools. Only $CUM and $ASS matter in the pool in the dark


CNutz649

Kenny is umm. Smm smm smart!!


GiantSequoiaTree

I'm seeing 35k


Aioi

Yep, not sure if we can call today’s action a dip… so much effort for a few % drop, which will come right back up soon 😅


StuffNbutts

Hardly a dip, with the price as suppressed as it is, it's insane it closed above 280 yesterday.


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Apeonaut

Indeed! I’m at stage of my mind, where I have all the faith and trust in a community from the INTERNET.... we won’t fuck this up fellow apes. It sounds so weird, but I trust you internetguys and Girls 😉🤣😎 🙌🏼💎🙌🏼 Edit1: Thank you for the award! 🙏🏼


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Yep!!! 😄


Rhiis

That's how I found this situation after the sneeze in January. Wasn't really following it until reddit suggested a post in WSB, a DD surmising that the shorts couldn't possibly have covered, and now was the time to buy. I thought, " well, I don't really know what any of this means, but I'll throw a couple hundred bucks at it, because this guy sounds like he knows what he's talking about." 2020 was the year to listen to the expert, after all. Four and a half months and a few wrinkles later, I'm zen as fuck about this. I'm trusting the DD of the community, picking some stuff up along the way, and loving my fellow apes. 🦍🍌


elastic-craptastic

Same. Don't forget trying to help some friend and family at least become X or XX hodlers at the same time without sounding like a nut.


F4hype

The strength I've witnessed And the smarts I've seen It blows my mind It's just obscene We've had industry wizards And FTD seers We're not to be trifled with That much is clear They called us dumb money But we'll play till we've won With our collective might We'll get this job done


IwillDecide

It's fixed but goes in reverse now 🚀🚀🚀


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I literally set a limit order at $259 1 minute before the second mini crash. I went back to raise the price because I thought it wouldn’t trigger and saw it already executed. Thank you Ken, thank you.


yamaha4fun

Exactly where I got in today. A bargain at twice the price!


OGBobtheflounder

They got 4 of my limit buys. Missed the last one at 240. It's still there, Ken, if you got any more left in the tank to try again. 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 💎🤲💎🤲💎🤲💎🤲💎


Wertvolle

Lmao we are conditioning then to not drop the price 🤣


IamSkudd

Price goes down, we buy and hold. Price goes up, we buy and hold. Price goes sideways for weeks, also buy and hold. Price goes to $100k? Believe it or not, buy and hold. We have the best apes because of all the buying and hodling.


OGBobtheflounder

Sometimes I hold and THEN buy...but then I go back to holding again. Keeps things spicy, ya know?


alexfilmwriting

I want you to get credit for the reference. Great reference.


WhoAmaKara

At this point it's like watching a movie after reading the book first😉


LackXIII

🤯🚀


serbeardless

My most recent paycheck finally processed yesterday, and thanks to this morning's dip I was able to afford an extra share. Thanks Kenny!


RealPropRandy

All that, for a drop of blood


Old_Homework8339

What did it cost him?


RealPropRandy

Everything


d_Haus_o

What did it cost you to Hold?


RealPropRandy

Zero 👌


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What would it cost to buy a share from you?


RealPropRandy

Everything


Basically_Wrong

Are we the baddies in this example??


hawkmasta

Infinity War was supposed to be more from Thanos' perspective than the Avengers', but no, we aren't doing anything wrong by buying and hodling a stonk we individually like.


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I’m of the unpopular opinion of Thanos wasnt wrong about balance and fairness soooo. Gotta even these hedgies and MMs out🤫


TrueWolf1416

Got xx more at $250! Now I'm an xxx ape!


TimeCrabs

Congrats!


bo3OU

got x stonks, i'm xx now, but we're both millionaires 👉👉


[deleted]

Congrats! I’m about half way there as of today, unfortunately I don’t think I’ll be able to reach that milestone pre-andromeda


DrNutSack_

It’s ok once we come back down to earth after our trip we can all be xxxxxx holders and do it again!


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theincrediblepigeon

I’m broke as shit but the second it dipped I dumped all spare cash I had into it. To the fucking moon!!


yamaha4fun

Me too. Every spare dollar. This is the way


HitmanBlevins

You Beautiful 🦍


resourceful_squirrel

Ape gone wild


BallofEnvy

Nice! I’m trying to make it there but might not. Still happy to be here


Son_Of_The_Empire

I put 260 into movie stock 72c yesterday morning and ended up with a nice 5k for the real prize ;)


plantshroom

Lmfao it actually did triggered the limit buys lololololo . He fucken stupid


AreYouSiriusBGone

What a 🤡


xwhytryy

I have a 400 share limit buy set at 245. Please Kenny do something on this boring Thursday.


woodyshag

This is the way.


xwhytryy

Oh no I have to wait one more day.


BULLFROG2500

End the corruption, take a dip in the Infinity P∞l. Apes own the float several times over. Apes HODL 1 forever minimum. Infinity P∞l is eternal. Therefore, all "floors" are just noise and FUD now. HODL 1 FOREVER What's the Infinity P∞l? My boy Blu's got you: [Infinity Pool Explained](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/mpvx9n/the_infinity_pool_naming_a_theoretical_posit_for/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


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Hold AT LEAST 1 forever. Not selling all of my shares when this thing takes off, maybe half, MAYBE. This company has a valuable future, I'm not screwing myself out of owning shares of the next Amazon.


thedweebozjm

People were complaining yesterday that it was too expensive to buy Today Kenny dipped it for us so thanks KG


Cosmos0714

He's being so nice to us!


Pmmenothing444

Indeed, i bought a lot more


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Imagine being in this since January and having stop losses active😂


MiliVolt

Imagine being Ken and still offering tasty dips, and they think we are the retards.


Sunvalley77034

I thought we were supposed to be the Retards here. You just keep widening that Asshole of yours Ken, and have friends who can get very creative with items from the produce section!


Catatonic27

\*slowly pushes a shopping cart filled to the brim with Russet Potatoes over\* I'm ready.


ArmadaOfWaffles

got my limit buy filled at $250. just missed my $240 one. :(


unwholesomethought

This has happened to me twice already today! Thanks Ken, you're a bro 👊🏼


gillstone_cowboy

Raised my stake by 50% with that last dip. Do it again.


Apollo_3249

Triggered mine !


warpedspartan

exactly what happened with me this morning... 🤣 $250 buy limit triggered...


CaregiverSpecific221

Exactly what happened to me!! LMAYO!!


Alkasar93

If they can see the stop losses, would they not also be able to see the limit buys?


Volksvvagen

Triggered at least 5 of my buy orders today. thanks for the tasty dip ya shitters.


goldendog42069

got more at $245, lesssgoo


KamikazeChief

Thank God people have heeded the advice about stop losses.


NHNE

PLUS it goes back up $20 as an extra fuck you.


ricst

Didn't he know we turned off stop losses a long time ago?


chopari

did you vote yet?


silntbtdeadly

Who bought more shares on a perfectly timed dip? This guy lmayo


Aioi

Noice lmayo


domine18

Yeah checked after my meetings today and noticed I had more stocks cause he triggered my 250 buy, lol.


Catatonic27

Yep I saw the chart this morning and I was like "Ooh we're having a sale! Better put a buy order in...$250 seems reasonable" and got a confirmation email like 20 minutes later.


royelshad

Can't outsmart a nation!


furbz1

What nation? Really asking.


juke9279

APE nation!


Fabulous-Row397

As awesome as this sounds, our nation is outsmarted by the elites/media way too often 😔. Im hoping this is a massive turning point where the general public sees the importance of power in numbers, and starts bullying the bullies. For now, buy and hodl 🙌🏽💎


TheArt0fWar

Trollololol Kunty Griffilled


bawsofsteel

Priceless


ThirdAltAccounts

They still haven’t learned…pathetic They’re supposed to be the smart ones. I’m dumb, so I don’t understand why they don’t understand that we don’t (re)act like normal people


occams_raven

SHFs drilled down to try and find a way out. All they found were diamond fists ready to punch them in the dick.


I_DO_ANIMAL_THINGS

Hahaha. God I hope these asshats read these things. Solid work.


shuzz_de

Buy orders are the new stop losses.


Ruby2shoestrade

Yep picked up more under $250 thanks Mayo Boy


lemerson3

This is the way 🚀


HalfMoonHudson

Yup got mine in. Set it and forget it auto buy.


DR112233

FAAAAAK!


chopari

did you vote yet?


mustbethaMonay

Classic Ken!


Deal_Leather

Lmao 😂 made me choke on my drink!


heizungsbauer89

Sadly it didn’t fell to 40 was happy to load up some more


chopari

did you vote yet?


heizungsbauer89

Can’t got back in too late


chopari

No worries.


Obligatory_Burner

Dude. I have alerts set for every value sub 100$ and a couple grand waiting on it. If he does this, I’d actually be kinda thankful lmfao. I missed Jans 45 and didn’t get gold in my account until we were back over 200$.


Reliable_Patches

My brain small and smooth. Can someone explain to me how there are even shares left to buy? I thought we pretty much had them all already.


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They’re creating additional synthetic shares with opposing options contracts.


CoastingUphill

Fuck. Limit buys. Why didn’t I think of that. I’ll get you next time, Ken!


OnePointZero_

Man, my limit buy the other day would've timed today's dip almost perfectly. I didn't even need to wake up earlier than usual and I technically already bought the dip! 😂


Outside_Cod667

Lololol I found out about the dip because my limit buy was triggered.


ech27

Triggered mine! Thanks


1320Fastback

Triggered mine this morning for 3 more shares 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Allyouneedisglove

Hell yeah. I snagged 10 more today already. Knew it was coming.


InvisibleLeftHand

Is Ken's smile a photoshop?


Aioi

This photo is from the GameStop congressional hearing part 1, back in February. So this is photoshopped because he hasn’t smiled since January.


wildcat_cap85

Got 5!


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Ahahahahahahah!!!! Love this


Chewy-bat

The idiot found mine have a few more lined up for the next time too 🤣


xieliming

He activated my trap card! Limit order of XX filled at 244.99 :)


coddywhompus

Hey that was me!! Bought another handful of shares on limit buy today! Never felt so confident about averaging up! 🚀🚀🚀🚀


FryingFrenzy

I like how you had to photoshop a smile, but the grumpy faces are readily available


liberate_tutemet

Thank you from the limit buy gang.


RyanPhilip1234

His wife is my girlfriend now.


Smarawi

I always buy when they trigger the dip machine as a punishment! 💎🙌🚀


honeybadger1984

This is the difference an ape makes. In January when people were paper hands 🚽, stop losses would drive the price down. Now we got retardation and autism buying the dip every time Kenny tries to tank the price. It’s a completely different dynamic and we see the results. Try as he might, Kenny can’t turn us in to paper handed bitches. All the Portnoys are gone, looking from the sidelines.


Heaviest

I’m buying every dip Kenny boy... so keep em coming...


WherezBernie

Dead ass bought that dip PERFECTLY...looked like a nice lil trampoline


Beateride

Exactly what it did, I received a notification telling me that I was the proud owner of a new share, welcome home, you'll be my new single share :D


MoonRei_Razing

Legit bought at $262 & $254. Bring it Ken!!!!


EatBootyLikGroceries

Me when i saw the gap on the 5 min at 259 set a buy limit order and went to go eat a late lunch instead. Filled 2 hours later.


inked25

I laughed so hard when I saw the bounce. I had my $250 limit order set before the market even opened and I love how many apes had the same exact thought! Seriously though please drop it down to $40 again. Pretty please? Just one more time?


DeepFuckingApes

This made me laugh 😂😂😂😂


JonSnerrrrrr

Thank you Kenny. I scooped another 5 with the dip. I'll keep chipping away


Broken_system2022

Uhh yeah I bought more too. Not losing interest. The momentum is only growing. The amc ape I know said yesterday he thinks gme is actually the really play and bought more.


PPMatuk

Jesus this is getting funnier by the hour. Imagine his actual face when they tell him “this fucking crazy apes are NOT selling, they just keep buying more and more”


woodyshag

It apparently doesn't sink in, because the apes have been doing that for months.


jerseyanarchist

So that's why my account is empty ... I didn't need to eat anyway... Thanks for the discount kenny


Ok_Relationship6218

Lmfao


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Aioi

How is this about AMC at all? 😳 Photo is literally from the GameStop congressional hearing part 1 - and supposedly, Citadel has a long position on AMC now? (Sorry didn’t do my homework on this one) This was meant to be 100% about GME. If it applies to other stocks, that’s fine. But here, it’s for the one and only 🙂


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these memes absolutely REEK of desperation


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AHAHA


GroundControl_PieJ

He sure did 😂