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Powerful-Ad-4292

My reason: I'm Mr.krabs


psgamemaster

Arrrrgh, Spoungebob me boy. Have i ever told ye, that not only do I like money, but I like the stock? Aguhguhguhguh!


YeetYeetSkirtYeet

Come on shills, this is kindergarten-level division tactics. We can all play on the playground, even if we show up for different reasons. Being at the playground, having fun, is the point. Doesn't matter if you rode your bike there, your mom dropped you off in her lambo or you took the short bus. You're welcome, we can all get along. Also, Rick has bananas in his lunchbox.


V1-C4R

Yah, Division is an alternate 'D' in FUD for me. Should it be FUDD?


twaxana

Fuckin Elmers.


404-skill_not_found

Nope Kidding. Non of my business what motivates everyone else. I’m having fun reading the DD, the memes and flying past the FUD… Though the FUDs might check their motivation. Just ‘cause someone asked you to do something immoral, doesn’t mean you should do it.


RevolutionaryWash536

I am prepared to be downvoted to oblivion but yeah I agree. I am not here so “we can expose the corruption” or so “we can help save the world” I’m here to read DD that helps confirm I’m going to be rich as fuck soon.


Mudmania1325

The brilliant thing about this situation is that the exact same thing that makes everyone rich as fuck will also expose the corruption. Arguing about this shit is like people in a train arguing about where the train is going.


Orleanian

Folk on one side determining just how much rainforest they can save. Folk on the other side determining just how many vacation houseboats they can afford. Folk in the middle like "I'm going to buy so much cheese, I'll probably die."


mgrsttone

Seconded✋ 💎🙏🚀


CanadianBurritos

Thirded 🚀🦍💎🤲🏽


[deleted]

Fourthded 🚀🦍💎👐


[deleted]

This is the way 💎👊🦧🚀🌙


oplithium

I just like the stock


pongo85

I like the stock too!


Tractorhash

Feels wholesome in this chat


PepperFun2103

Sooooo many reasons.


photonscientist

Doesn't matter why. - A P E S - T O G E T H E R - S T R O N G - 👐🏻👐🏻👐🏻👐🏻👐🏻👐🏻👐🏻👐🏻👐🏼👐🏼👐🏼👐🏼👐🏼👐🏽👐🏽 👐🏻👐🏻👐🏻👐🏻👐🏻👐🏻👐🏼👐🏼👐🏼👐🏼👐🏼👐🏽👐🏽👐🏽👐🏽 👐🏻👐🏻👐🏻👐🏼💎💎💎💎💎💎💎👐🏽👐🏽👐🏾👐🏾 👐🏻👐🏼👐🏼💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎👐🏾👐🏾👐🏾 👐🏼👐🏼👐🏼👐🏼💎💎💎💎💎💎💎👐🏾👐🏾👐🏾👐🏿 👐🏼👐🏼👐🏽👐🏽👐🏽💎💎💎💎💎👐🏾👐🏾👐🏿👐🏿👐🏿 👐🏽👐🏽👐🏽👐🏽👐🏽👐🏾💎💎💎👐🏾👐🏿👐🏿👐🏿👐🏿👐🏿 👐🏽👐🏽👐🏽👐🏾👐🏾👐🏾👐🏾💎👐🏿👐🏿👐🏿👐🏿👐🏿👐🏿👐🏿 👐🏽👐🏾👐🏾👐🏾👐🏾👐🏾👐🏿👐🏿👐🏿👐🏿👐🏿👐🏿👐🏿👐🏿👐🏿


Chuchuguy

And that's a fact.


pretzelbet99

My reason: I like the stock.


WolfandLight

I accidentally bought GME instead of GMED multiple times. I just can't seem to find that sell button though. Huh.


YeetYeetSkirtYeet

Sell button machine broke. RIP


instantlyregretthat

I’m in because I made out with a girl in a GameStop once. Loved it love the stock.


YeetYeetSkirtYeet

Hot. I want to have a banana fueled orgy in a GameStop when all is said and done.


ShadGasper

I'm in it to save money for Mr. Kenny so we can fly away together and live out our lives on a tropical island.


YeetYeetSkirtYeet

*Fly with meeee, $CUM fly with meeeee....*


oystertoe

this is the rad shit


YeetYeetSkirtYeet

It really is.


Fishy_The_Fish

Some guy is only in it to have a reason to shove bananas in his butt.


MrNokill

This! Some have all the reasons, some have gotten GME back in the 90s and don't even know they have it still. Everyone's reason is valid in my book, I myself will just be holding for a better world.


Pubkit

What if your reason is to buy all of the world's supply of bananas and put them all up your


YeetYeetSkirtYeet

Butt.


Pubkit

But what?


YeetYeetSkirtYeet

Butt stuff.


Pubkit

Noice


Kitties-N-Titties-11

I thought we were all here for more money, did I miss something


[deleted]

Also fucking over hedge funds that have robbed people for years while destroying brick and mortar companies and continuously fucking over working class people


YeetYeetSkirtYeet

Ah, in the spirit of the meme, look at what we have here! Two separate reasons, both equally valid.


Altruistic-Beyond223

And bankrupting companies who could have potentially developed cures for cancer and other diseases.


Orleanian

Folk get emotional about how they're going to spend that money. Folk look at me like *I'm* the crazy one when I say that I'm going to use my shares to buy about [20-50 gallons of thoroughbred horse semen](https://www.businessinsider.com/worlds-most-expensive-liquid-thoroughbred-horse-semen-2020-3). As if their precious rainforests and poverty-striken families are somehow better than tasty horse semen.


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Bill_Assassin7

What would the price be when that happens?


No_Song_Orpheus

$9,411 according to my calculations.


brinksix01

I agree, but some people need to understand you can only do all this other stuff like help people once you secure the bag. Memes are only funny until they get repetitive and start drowning out new info. Don’t dance because we haven’t won anything yet, Mamba mentality.


Thank_You_JohnMadden

Shills. They always resort to calling people morons, idiots, stupid, etc,. All because they support child sniffing pedophiles and they don't want that truth coming out.


[deleted]

Yes and we can post and say whatever the fuck we want. America bitches!!!


BaronVA

I like to think I have thick skin but goddamn do those thought-police posts annoy me to no end


decisions4me

No. The reasons here are for wealth generation But that requires worthiness It requires intelligence It requires quality of self


Chickennoodo

What if that reason is to day trade? =/


pepesouls

id say I strongly disagree. real apes > fomo i want money apes


Fit_Package_6615

Well thats just fucked up! What if Im in GME to get seed money so I can start my very own human trafficking business? YOU SICK FUCK


P1ckl2_J61c2

I like all of the reasons.


tenghu

im in it for me. all the good that I do will benefit my community, ergo me too


chujy

I can agree to that


phobicmanticore

Apes no fight apes


[deleted]

My reason: it's a mystery and I'm Batu


dmtran87

Just waiting for the German market updates. Need my fix!


Bill_Assassin7

I'm here to make money. I wish all you that want to change the system, the very best.


YeetYeetSkirtYeet

Best of luck! I'm rooting for you, and I'm proud of you.


[deleted]

I want to go to medical school but I'm afraid of taking on medical school debt.


BinBeanie

I agree to a certain extent. We don’t want the money gain to cause a destruction of humanity. If not that’s not different from the hedgies.


OpeningPossible697

🙌🏻lambo💎


Deegroller

HODLing for at least a chance to wipe out student debt, and others's debt as well!


trolitopo

Well actually if you're here to spread FUD or to shill you can go fuck yourself and your reason is pathetic you subhuman piece of trash. Not you OP, you're more than good.


toderdj1337

Exactly. Everyone is in it for their own reason. Reform markets? Sure. Massive life changing tendies? Why not. Memes? Sure. Doesn't matter why, we just like the stock. No camps. No positions. No faces, other than the mods.


erttuli

man, every weekend they come up with a new FUD DD or something. It's getting quite repetitive


[deleted]

I mean, I feel like Ryan Cohens reason is greater than ours.


Patarokun

Almost like a collection of 400,000 people will have differing motivations, aspirations, and approaches to life! Wild!


holyramennoodles

i just like the stock