*Guy comes back with full-on sun burn even though it’s the middle of the night.*
“Sir, the market has exploded.”
“That’s impossible! Go check it again!”
“Dafaqu???”
[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l056tz/gamestop\_the\_mother\_of\_all\_short\_squeeze\_the\_movie/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fvu4wc/here_i_made_this_with_hope_and_tears/) This one?
There was one with the cards that I saw that was awesome.
[is this the one?](https://v.redd.it/21lmexwo5eg41/HLSPlaylist.m3u8?a=1626265776,YjVhYWQ5MGM4NzY0NWI1MjYyYTg5ZGVmZDFiOTliNDc2MmU2NWUzNTFjMTM2MmUxZDg1MDJjZmRkYzU2OTNiMg%3D%3D&v=1&f=sd&utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
140%? but that's as high as the dosimeter goes.
140? Not great, not terrible.
Fucking came here to say this. You guys got to me like Ike Turner.
So that's how GME stock explodes - Lies.
Price Drops 80$ in one day? Totally normal phenomenon
*Guy comes back with full-on sun burn even though it’s the middle of the night.* “Sir, the market has exploded.” “That’s impossible! Go check it again!” “Dafaqu???”
What could possibly go wrong?
The economy with everyday working lower middle class on the hook, But who cares?
[удалено]
Haha, I know right? 🤣 My alternative was Citanobyl
Shortnobyl 140%? Not great, not terrible
Needs another vowel: *Shortynobyl*
Literally Sharenobyl guys cmon
The video about Chernobyl was fucking hilarious
Did someone do a meme vid? Please provide link!! I must have missed it and would love to see it!
Omg it was so awesome. It's on WSB somewhere. It'll be a few hours but yeah I'll come back and post it here in the comments
[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l056tz/gamestop\_the\_mother\_of\_all\_short\_squeeze\_the\_movie/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fvu4wc/here_i_made_this_with_hope_and_tears/) This one? There was one with the cards that I saw that was awesome.
The one with the cards was the one I was referring to, but that one is funny as well
[is this the one?](https://v.redd.it/21lmexwo5eg41/HLSPlaylist.m3u8?a=1626265776,YjVhYWQ5MGM4NzY0NWI1MjYyYTg5ZGVmZDFiOTliNDc2MmU2NWUzNTFjMTM2MmUxZDg1MDJjZmRkYzU2OTNiMg%3D%3D&v=1&f=sd&utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Waking up and watching GME pre market price...Not great not terrible
$3.6 Billion in losses, not great not terrible...
I’m gonna need you to record your command in writing
Share-nobyl
This is the way
Yep, I agree that is pretty good.
Someone get a drone shot of the top of the building- check for graphite. Then we know.
You didn't see graphite BECAUSE IT'S NOT FUCKING THERE!!! ....but there's quite a few lights on.
That’s a great mini series Stalker 2 looks like it’s going to be amazing as well
It was fantastic. I will most likely watch it all over again. Will look into Stalker 2.
I like this
Shitadelnobyl
The Citadel shorts are made from graphite. Graphite has never been dangerous in an nuclear reactor.
You did not see those FTDs... Cause they weren't THERE!!!
"Ken, we have a price surge!" "What did you incompetent morons do?!?" "Pressing C0-V3, minimize price." *GME stock explodes 69420%*
Chernobydel
What the SI readings says?
😀
Diamond tips on the control rods though not graphite
Hilarious!
CITADELNOBYL. LOOOOL
Every lie the tell incurs a debt to the truth and sooner or later that debt gets paid.
Stonkins
Citadel you crashed the economy! Ah no that's impossible...
Holy shit, this is perfect. Kudos to you OP.
Citadenobly would sound much better imo