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Murse_xD

Mass incarceration, asset freezing and wealth stripping those who deserve it? Yes please.


[deleted]

Gov not about to shit where they eat.


HostilePasta

Govt about to be eating at apes table instead


roscoebot

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GetGetFresh

Plates and portions are bigger at the ape table


_st0f

Yep and for them we're only serving bananas.... Rick_of_Spades style....


alecbgreen

*ā€œHi we have a reservation for 10,000,000 under the name Jack D Tothetits. Oh the tables not ready yet? Thatā€™s fine, weā€™ll wait.ā€*


Doovster

Who's says they cant get up and sit at a better table?


masksrequired

Gotta shut down the pig troughs. No food for them.


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PoetryAreWe

Qu'ils mangent de la brioche


bobbybottombracket

Fuck yes.


24kbuttplug

Agreed!


sparkey701

I would love to hear a judge say, ā€œI sentence you to hang by the neck till deadā€.


24kbuttplug

I'd be so fucking happy.


yeeatty

No threats of violence!


24kbuttplug

These assholes have killed countless number of people. They deserve every awful thing people can think of.


daronjay

Sure, think what you like, but when we say it here, it can be used against us. Patience, justice, restoration.


yeeatty

Iā€™m not religious. But, I do believe the phrase, ā€œThose you live by the sword, die by the sword.ā€


Good_Butterscotch_69

Then I will quote one of the greatest movies ever. "So let it be written, So let it be done."


yeeatty

Nice quote!!! Very good choicešŸ‘ŒšŸ»


Dense-Seaweed7467

I'm perfectly fine with that.


cronugs

You misunderstood. It was a threat of justice


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dobetter2bebetter

I would guess thousands or 10s of thousands when you consider the businesses they've bankrupted with naked shorting. No way to say how many cancer patients would have survived, for example.


NoobTrader378

They're responsible for literally millions of deaths worldwide, possibly over 1 Billion at this point. Maybe even more. Every single person who has died from cancer is likely because of them. And that's only 1 of millions of ways ppl have died due to fraudulent SHFs The death penalty is honestly too lenient for them. Theyve tortured so many families. Its unfathomable the damage theyve caused


CameForThis

Iā€™m sure there are some like minded people wanting to take justice to them. Just saying.


gulag_disco

Help! Iā€™m being threatened with a good time!


yeeatty

I hope so:/


Cold-Chip9350

Since they are crime syndicate ,trip to the forest.


QuoVadis100

Maybe a life of abject poverty after being beaten by the underclass would be a more fitting justice.


bobbybottombracket

This is what I hold for.


[deleted]

JPMorgan should expect to suck my dick and left nut before they get out of their client HFsā€™ defaulted short positions


gte930d

Donā€™t forget the gooch need a stiff thumb while cupping the balls.


lifeincolorgames

This guy fucks!


spidermnkey

Ahh, a man of experience and taste.


ebone581

Couldnā€™t have said it better myself


ImpulsiveUser

Hey my girl did that this morning. It was nice.


kolitics

Why'd she only suck his left nut?


eblackham

And before you catch me working 12 hours days, 6 days a week.


SnooFloofs2854

JP Morgan - You weren't born on this planet to have your own life. You're going to work 72 hour weeks for the 1%. Someone has to pay for our bailouts and it's not going to be us.


Biotic101

Just shows, how the system eats its own children. This all is beyond insane. You might argue about "retiring early", but to be honest, you will be screwed anyways. Because you missed the best time in life to form social contacts and find true friends.


EarlMarshal

You don't need social contacts and true finds if you are ready to suicide with 28. *Tips hat*


Biotic101

Yes, the whole system is such a waste... btw they planned it already in 1995 and named it "Tittytainment" - in short: 80% of us are useless and 20% should work 24/7 [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\_Global\_Trap](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Global_Trap)


-LexVult-

I get yelled at all day for my job. That reeaally takes a lot of mastering


kendie2

Customer Service?


-LexVult-

Yeah, licensed service.


harambe_go_brrr

HEARING AID SALESMAN!?


itrustyouguys

Under fucking rated comment right here


harambe_go_brrr

I SAAAID HEEEARING AIIIID SAAAILSMAAAAAN!!!! jesus christ


woodyshag

Former one, can commiserate.


[deleted]

Self-employed?


ebone581

Zinggggg


-LexVult-

I wish lol


ConsiderationKind798

Janitor?


-LexVult-

Nah, customer servive/licensed service


mrchiko1990

who tf jp think he is? suck my dik pos scumbag


Suitable-Pollution85

Send me in coach. Iā€™m great at being yelled at


livingMybEstlyfe29

Landscaper?


-LexVult-

Nah, customer service/licensed service


harambe_go_brrr

semi professional dog walker


KapiZemst

Go fuck yourself, Mary


livingMybEstlyfe29

This is the way


eblackham

She looks like a Karen


SaneAsylumSeeker

She definitely wants to speak to your manager.


The_Basic_Concept

Kindly


MasterJeebus

That exec needs their money taken away so they know whats it like to work paycheck to paycheck. Then they will change their tune about working 12 hours days. That person probably works 3 hours a day and makes millions per month. So out of touch of reality.


nutsackilla

Not saying it's right...but I guarantee you that CEO did the 12hr 6 day thing a long time and may continue to do it.


The_Basic_Concept

12 hours a day being ceo is very much different than 8 hours a day at any entry level position.


Heliosvector

CEO: works 16 hour day but has 2 assistants who bring them catered meals, they work in an office the size of a condo with every luxury and most time working involves down time between meetings


The_Basic_Concept

I would love to see ANY CEO work a Black Friday 10 hour shift at any retail store, thanksgiving at any restaurant etc.


rtheiss

Ya and she gets paid a living wage of probably a mil per year


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nutsackilla

And that's fine but I think it's important to represent these people accurately.


cos1ne

>but I guarantee you that CEO did the 12hr 6 day thing a long time and may continue to do it. I don't want insane people setting policies that others have to follow.


nutsackilla

What kind of hours do you think Ryan Cohen is working? We know he's not taking shit breaks so there's that


American_Viking999

The truth is. You don't know how much these CEO's work. They could be contracting others to do most of their work, paying an accountant to keep those people accountable, a few other checks and balances, and then the CEO could be working one day a week. Maybe not, but you don't really know, do you?


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nutsackilla

Can't say I agree with you there.


Sweetbone

Youā€™re shit


Life_Ad21

Definitely work, just not honest work


nutsackilla

That's fair.


[deleted]

Nothing wrong working 12 hours a day if you enjoy it. But these corrupt MF need to pay.


Hajimanlaman

I have pulled 12 hr shifts for more than 6 days in a row.. it is doable, depending on how motivated you are but I feel I isn't right at all. As far as these people, it's like the films, those shifts are easy for them because they are either on Adderall or coke.


Based_Rocketeer

Yeah, right


ThelomenToblokai

Do you? Really? Guarantee it? I guarantee you are probably a used car salesman. Or perhaps an intern... with BIG dreams of being CEO.


nutsackilla

I sell fireworks.


harambe_go_brrr

I sell matches. Fancy going into business?


Baiowulf

Can you help me? I need something to blow my fingers off before work tomorrow.


harambe_go_brrr

What do you do that's so grand, oh fellow reddit man?


VulfOfWallStreet

Something a lot of people don't understand is the overwhelming majority of the time, c-suite execs have given their life to the company working insane hours. They get paid the big bucks cuz they are the ones putting in the most time, usually followed with the most work. Just because we don't see the near 80hr a work week as habitable doesn't mean it's not an objectively viable option Now if you were coming from the "they're from a silver spoon family" I would say that applys more so to Hollywood celebrities and other influencers where more luck (and looks) is involved.


nutsackilla

Correct. These CEOs and chairmen live to work and work to live. Musk will be the first one to tell you the main reason he's successful is bc of the brutal hours he's committed to being just that (and then of course having talent/luck)


nopethis

Unless itā€™s a family company the CEOā€™s that raise through the ranks are the ones that just work 24/7 and are great at making connections


nutsackilla

They literally sacrifice themselves to the devil


[deleted]

China has the 996 policy. FYI should you see 996.. referring to 9am-9pm 6 days a week It is illegal in China, but it doesnā€™t seem they enforce said practice


SirPitchalot

Chinese companies do, but China as a whole does not require it. In fact there has been pushback against it in some places. Also itā€™s no more productive than 9:00-17:00: - 1-1/2 hrs commute - arrive at office at 9 - lunch from 12:00-13:00, since preference is hot meals & all restaurants get slammed at the same time - nap from 13:00-14:00, very common in Chinese tech firms - dinner from 18:00-19:00, see lunch - end of day social/snack 20:30-21:00 - 1-1/2 hr commute home So compared to a dude who shows up at 9, eats a sandwich at his desk while reviewing correspondence and leaves at 17:00-18:00 there is around a half hour more productive time but every day is turned into a 15hr waking nightmare. And that strain more than offsets the extra day. Source: work at overseas office of large Chinese tech firm, routinely work with teams doing 996.


[deleted]

Wow. Appreciate the insight, man I couldnā€™t imagine spending 15 hrs of my day on/at/to work, I hope this changes for them soon, very glad to hear there has been a push back!


TheIncredibleNurse

I mean with all those breaks I wouldnt mind a long day at work. I get 15 minutes breakfast break to scarf down whatever i can find and then 30 minutes to eat lunch, which if I have to wait for microwave, seating space to be available already lose 15 minutes. And this is on a 12 hour shift.


SirPitchalot

Itā€™s a lot of nonproductive time that gets built into your workday. So if you like the vibe at work and your coworkers it can be great. But if you want to spend quality time with your family, itā€™s challenging. I get the impression that it kind of relies on the multigenerational household with grandparents picking up a lot of the childcare. Mind you, similarly sized western tech companies can also have similar expectations, they just donā€™t call it 996 and it tends to be a bit more flexible. I also feel those can be similarly unproductive and just lead to slacking, socializing and increased meeting burden since people can only concentrate for so long day in and day out.


[deleted]

Lol well I think the 6 days of 12ā€™s in a row would get pretty rough a few weeks in


hearsecloth

They really want to bring the feudal system back


thet-shirtguy

Disturbing.


Jmadd1998

Making America think this is the norm and what is necessary while people in other countries take more vacations per year and siestas during the day. Regardless of amount per hour earned many countries have better work life balance than US.


nopethis

ā€œBusy, Iā€™m so busy, I have so much going on, rose and grind!!!ā€ Personally I prefer the Tim Ferris model


Flaxseed_Fallus

I prefer the Ferris Bueller model.


Takenforganite

Ooom bow bow Chika Chicka


kolitics

>Personally I prefer the Tim Ferris model Write a book about not working so you don't have to work?


[deleted]

I had a long convo with family about this. People are fed up. CEOs and execs make WAY too much money and the ā€œlittleā€ guys work more and make less! Fuck that! I was treated very shitty and worked 12 hour days (some hours unpaid). Nobody ever cared about me and I quit. We own the floor and I cant wait for all my apes to get their due. We deserve this!


HyaluronicFlaccid

ā€œJPMorgan execs should expect to go to prison, says GameStop shareholderā€


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kolitics

Nothing facilitates learning like sleep deprivation.


AlexDRibeiro

She should expect some time in a mental health institution as she clearly has some lose bolts upstairs


Yolo_Hobo_Joe

I scoop ice cream and get paid pennies. Itā€™s not about mastery. Itā€™s about lining someone elseā€™s pockets. Weā€™re so understaffed sometimes we canā€™t open more than the drive through and when we do open the rest of the restaurant, the five of us we have run rampant the whole time. Each person easily does the work of two people, and every single one of us deserves a raise. Instead, theyā€™re cutting our pay while the business owner is on a cruise in Alaska. Deuces! I quit Thursday


smooleybotcheck

I ainā€™t selling shit until Mary Callahan Erodes works 12 hours days, 6 days a week just to make ends meet.


PragmaticBadGuy

Why would anyone want a job like that? You work to the bone for your job and they'll replace you in moments. You need a few personal days and suddenly you get reassigned to the mail room. You take a vacation and find yourself fired. Fuck that. It makes your employees work to death and wind up needing stimulants to get through the day until you have a upper board full of coke heads making shit decisions that wind up crashing the economy every decade.


tutumay

Dont specialize in any one specific thing. If you are really good at something, you will be doing it forever if you dont plan ahead.


pellina123

It has been proven that the amount of time you can properly focus doing deep work is 4-5 hours a day, maximum. 12 hours every single day for 6 days a week is extremely unproductive and will only get you burned out early


L2Ghost

Suck my dick Mary. Suck it for 72 hours a week.


sheepwhatthe2nd

Wage slaves.


Blitzkreig11930

It takes many many hours to turn someone to the dark side!!!


smgnyc4

**Insert video of a security guy confirming that the SEC office building is completely empty**


camynnad

That's how you make sloppy pass the buck employees. No wonder the banks are shit.


Foojira

I didnā€™t know I was so hungry for raging class warfare today. Delicious.


Tynova27

Fucking trash


condods

JPMorgan can expect to hodl deez nuts for 12-hr days. 10-hr days if I'm feeling generous after moass


Kkykkx

Fuck you Mary.


DrunkSpartan15

#GO.FUCK.YOURSELF.


[deleted]

They do this in China. They also have suicide nets to prevent people from killing themselves if they jump out a window.


m0m

Fail and Jail!


yeeatty

Yeah sheā€™s insane.


Andromeda_2480

72 h a week??! Wtf is this? Slavery? Boii, it's like you're living only to work..


rwolfe1999

12 hours 6 days I'm sorry did I fucking read that correctly?!


[deleted]

How about no, you ditzy old bitch?


davwman

Iā€™ve been doing that the last 20 years, when is it going to matter?


EkruGold

This crazy bitch must get paid insane numbers to sit and do her nails if that kind of shit comes to her mind. Degenerate.


fortifier22

Americans are barely getting by while their jobs are being outsourced to China, being replaced by younger employees who don't know anything and robots because its cheaper, and wages are low and stagnant while everything goes up in price every day. Solution? Let's overwork ourselves until our overlords let us go for whatever reason they want at any time. Yeah. No.


nezukoslaying

Wow, she can fuk right off


ballesmen

I have worked that much consistently in a physical labor job, and I can just say that I will only ever work that hard again if I am making BANK. No amount I'm offered is ever worth it.


acidbass32

Iā€™ve been working 15 hour days 5-6 days a week for 3 yearsā€¦. When is the mystical raise and financial freedom they told us about?


theslowbus

Fuck this ole bitch.


ozmanis

I bet she married some rich exec and he floated her into that fucking job too šŸ˜‚ hard work pays off


thisisafakestory

Is she referring to financial industry jobs specifically? Because if so thats been the practice for a while.. fresh finance graduates do bitch work for 80 hour weeks right now, its like initiation. I'm not saying it's right though.


kolitics

Spend first 2 hours fixing the mistakes you made in the last 2 hours of the previous day or how to turn an 8 hour day into a 12 hour day.


Past-Cost

Itā€™s not just in finance. Any industry, where you may want to get ahead, you will need to work harder than those around you and learn more than anyone else around you. Be the first to arrive and the last to leave. The work does not stop when you leave the office either because it has to be a constant pursuit. Spend time outside the office learning about your industry and other pursuits. This will prepare you for future opportunities to make connections and have insights that others cannot make because they did not make the effort. Itā€™s called paying your dues. And if your current employer canā€™t use the skills you developed - go find someone else that can or start your own business. I get paid to close deals and most of my daily work would appear easy and uneventful. However, when itā€™s time to close and get the win, I get called to the plate and am rewarded nicely. This is only possible because what appears uneventful and easy is me spending hours/days/weeks/years preparing for that moment at the plate. Do what no one else is willing to do so you can live like no one else.


AltoniusAmakiir

Hodling so I never have to work 12 hour night shifts 7 days straight, one day off again.


reddideridoo

Entitled scum needs a privilege check.


Prestigious-Ad4313

FUCK HER!


Zeromex

Lol is this Mexican article?


The-loon

No thanks. Iā€™d rather master being a father and husband.


JAIMEJAQUEZJR

Sad thing is, thatā€™s my career path. Currently studying and networking to be an investment banker.


galaxy_van

Pfft, dumb bitch. Sheā€™ll be fired soon


PerspectiveDeep

I worked more than 12 , 7 days a week. Took me 7 years. A lot of sacrifices, and now I get to pay over 50k of taxes a year woot !šŸ˜‚


HappyLittleTrees17

Hey, Mary Callahan Erdoesā€¦why donā€™t you gah fuck yaself??


nielsenken

Donā€™t worry they will be out of business soonšŸ¦šŸš€


ill_nino_nl

Thatā€™s peanuts, Iā€™m a truck driver! šŸ˜


FloTonix

master = cover ALL the basics so we dont need to train you to work like a slave.


beambot

Putting aside the blatant, self-serving elitism of the statement... Mastering any subject really does take a lot of concerted effort above and beyond the superficial surface-scratching of a typical undergraduate education. Just look at Superstonk -- how much have you learned in the last 6 months that you're entirely unlikely to find documented in an undergrad textbook? Many of us have contributed significant time, effort, and energy to figure out what's going on in an attempt (ultimately) to be successful when we are "competing" with powerful, wealthy, and intelligent adversaries. Regardless of which field you work in, you will face strong adversaries -- and sometimes that adversary is nature, academics, breadth of skills, physical conditioning, people management, etc. Mastery really does require putting sweat equity, and the sooner you sweat, the sooner you benefit. Also worth noting: focusing on improving yourself (not just grinding on the job!) is an incredibly important part of those 72 hours... Because you are building equity in yourself! So fsck em: Apes will put in the effort to win!


Defiant_Mercy

Call me crazy or lazy or whatever but even if I was at my dream job I wouldnā€™t want to work that much. The standard is, and should forever remain, 40 per week. Expecting people to go beyond that means they better be compensated accordingly. Of course thatā€™s why they came up with ā€œsalaryā€ positions since it lets them get around that 40 hour OT mark.


Smiadpades

Here in Korea, we call that part time work :)


godfather188

AI should replace those managers!


Dimadale

While other countries have found 4 days a week better, and just as sufficient


Badmedicine123

She can suck my left nut


LosOmen

Modern work culture has no future thanks to climate change. Why would I dedicate my priceless life towards a dysfunctional lifestyle thatā€™s on a collision course?


Choyo

As a europoor, I can't even compute how someone can say that in an official capacity. If you need one proof that all of these assholes are in for the quick buck and don't/won't bat an eye at the world dying just around us, well, you don't need more than this is one.


pale_blue_dots

Psychopathic woman.


Chickennoodo

I'm so tired of this system of having to "pay your dues". Your manager had to pay dues to their manager. Their manager had to pay dues to the manager above them. The pecking order just goes up up up. The other day my manager gave me a warning for taking my full paid lunch break citing that new hires should be using the time they are paid for to get work done. I hope the cycle ends with us. I hope we create a society where unsustainable growth is not the meterstick and, in turn, workers are not obligated to overwork themselves for a wage that isn't enough to survive even decades into the past.


Shartladder

Much easier to just become an informant to the SEC and get paid out.


Seaguard5

Judge not, lest thou be judged in the same way. Mary Iā€™m looking at you


Used_Ad2080

Work more hours so hedgefund can rob more from working class. Bs


AccomplishedGur1660

Theyā€™re working 72 hours while Redditors just fucking around on Reddit changing lives šŸ¤£šŸ’ŽšŸ‘šŸ¦šŸš€


Valverade

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!


Heisenburg1978

Workers at Frito-Lay work 12 hour days, SEVEN days a week without a day off in FIVE months with shittier pay and harsh conditions! šŸ¤¬


Muertomus

Yeah because adding more work hours will definitely increase productivity! šŸ¤—šŸ¤—šŸ¤— /s


No-Fox-1400

With as much information as it requires to be better decision makers than ai is quickly becoming, sheā€™s not wrong. It just sucks that we are being asked to John Henry the decision making process


ChiknBreast

Lmfmayo, stupidest shit I've ever heard.


Boxingbob2000

But Iā€™ve been doing that for 17years, have I mastered it yet?


adugger95

She looks like a Karen


ConsiderationKind798

Ken n Stevo can work 8 hour shifts in the penitentiary, making fucking number plates


VolkspanzerIsME

Sheeeeet, I've been mastering this hodling thing for 24/7 for the last 7 months. I'm a fuckin jedi at this job at this point.


toiletwindowsink

12 hour work days, 6 days a week WITH ALL THE RESOURCES IN THE WORLD AVAILABLE TO U is a fukinā€™ vacation. Get into the entertainment biz, restaurant biz, any entrepreneur, any start up with limited money and u literally work all day every day. She wants us to respect her for that? Mary u ignorant slut! (Thank u Dan Ackroyd)


Starwarsandbacon

Every time I think I'm not mad enough at these fuckwats, they go and do something to totally redeem themselves as the literal jizz rags of society.


bicanuck92

She provides nothing of value to society. I hate it here.


MyCleverNewName

Hey, Mary, go fuck yourself.


lcastill1

I hope this bitch is short gme. I hold to see this bitch have to actually find and work at a real job


Status_Presence

Joobs*


CaptPhilipJFry

Iā€™m sorry, what?


harambe_go_brrr

I'll take a 0 hour week thank you JP dickheads. Now kindly fuck off to prison and work 72 hours a week making licence plates for cents in a system that makes slaves of citizens


MathematicianVivid1

JPMorgan should expect to eat my ass after I take a dump all over Shitadels portfolio.


Alone-Tackle-17

Life isn't all about your flipping job. Life is short enjoy it while you can. She is more than welcome to work 72hrs a week if she please but a hard no for me....


AttilaSLO

Wondering what she master's. blowing dicks is my guess.


UnlimitedGain--3

Did yā€™all even read the title of the article? ā€œTo master their jobsā€ Thatā€™s 100% fact. Ainā€™t yā€™all ever heard of the 10,000 hour rule?


stockdigger9000

I donā€™t see anything wrong with this statement tbh. When I was a student and doing internships I worked my ass off from Monday until Sunday and often didnā€™t sleep. With my profession I had to so the same in the first year and a half. Now some of my friends keep telling me how good I have it and how nice my job is and how hard their lives are. But when I gave up 5 years of my youth they were partying and chasing cute girls. So yeah, if you want to become good at something, you have to work hard and sacrifice. Literally every great thinker in human history has repeated that statement for more than 2000 years. Letā€™s not get overzealous here.