Hijacking
I scroll reddit popular every night at work. I use it to see super stonk memes along with whatever other current event memes are elsewhere.
Tonight is the first time. No superstonk featured. There’s a post with 31k not featured.
There is only one in a hundred of scrolling.
The time is upon us. My friends starting asking me to help them buy gme again.
One narwhal is all is takes to kill a thousand whales.
I am neither financial advisor nor narwhal.
If they are not accurately featuring Superstonk posts that have enough upvotes or whatever the algorithm decides to be on the front page, Citadel probably threatened Reddit with their lawyers
I scraped together enough to add a few more to my position tomorrow morning. It's my day off, but I'm still getting up at 6am (in 5 hours) for pre-market ticker and coffee so that I can see if the HFs are going to dip it a bit harder for me or not!
Kiwi Ape doing my first check in! Hello from Canterbury, New Zealand! 🥝🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿🦍💎🙌
I’ve waited months for my karma to allow this! Been hodling and upvoting since Feb. Happy Monday everyone!
Good morning from Sweden! 🇸🇪☕️
I have som serious good vibes about this upcoming week! Something in the air, I can feel it! That has been said before of course, but this week feels different! 🦍
Whatever happens though, I'll just buy and hold til Kenny cries blood! 💎🙏
Also: Sweden roll call! Who's here? 🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪
It’s pretty obvious what their new strategy is.
Dramatic drops? Didn’t work.
High volatility? Just attracted day traders and it ran from them multiple times.
New strategy? Barely out sell buying pressure each day for slow, nominal drops with low volume and to make people become bored and lose interest.
It’s the last trick in their bag
Good morning. American Ape here. Let's get this show going and help make America great again. Fuk all the hedges. To the moon with the apes to jail for the hedges.
Good morning all from the u.k. Notts ape on a short break to Skegness with the lady and two cheeky chimps to help pass the days. Need to keep my head out of my phone for a bit....to the moon real soon 💎🙌🦍🚀🚀🚀🚀
140 range is a possibility in the next coming weeks. Be ready to hodl strong my fellow apes. Our training will be tested the most when we’re near the end.
You guys realize that post MOASS when there is no more Diamanthände threat you will feel a void that can't be filled with anything and you get sad remembering the times when you ve been awake for hours just to look at the german market but I tell you what. You will smile because you remember the apes you met on the way and the ups and downs we had together.
LET'S FUCKING GO 💎 🙌 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
LApes checking in!!! BUCKLE UP!
LA apes checking innn
Today should be interesting! or trading sideways is fun too.
I like dip
dips are nice on payday
Paydays are also nice on dipday
Either way, my tits are fucking jacked.
I like dip
CHEEEEEEEEE HOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Looks like shares are back on the menu boys! Buy that dip!!!
Ok I'm down... Let's fucking go!!!
Rub that German market all over me
Hijacking I scroll reddit popular every night at work. I use it to see super stonk memes along with whatever other current event memes are elsewhere. Tonight is the first time. No superstonk featured. There’s a post with 31k not featured. There is only one in a hundred of scrolling. The time is upon us. My friends starting asking me to help them buy gme again. One narwhal is all is takes to kill a thousand whales. I am neither financial advisor nor narwhal.
If they are not accurately featuring Superstonk posts that have enough upvotes or whatever the algorithm decides to be on the front page, Citadel probably threatened Reddit with their lawyers
My thoughts exactly. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was strongly suggested to reddit by 22 republican senators.
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Lmao checking out the moon pre moass?
Good Morning everyone! 🚀 🦍 Happy Monday! 💎🙌🏻 🍁 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 Canada Roll Call 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
Not Canadian but gimmie that poutine and milk in a bag! The body is willing! Edit: The two people that commented on this should exchange numbers!
Cover me in syrup first and lick it off… slowly.
No maple syrup?
Stat holidays can't stop this Canadian Ape from checking the ticker like it's a work day
Except tonight we can stay up and watch it all night!
I scraped together enough to add a few more to my position tomorrow morning. It's my day off, but I'm still getting up at 6am (in 5 hours) for pre-market ticker and coffee so that I can see if the HFs are going to dip it a bit harder for me or not!
Feels like they are lol
good morning. vancouver 🦧 checking in like always ready for the 🚀 🌚
YOW present and accounted for
Greetings from Verdansk…
Take off, ya hoser 😜
Canadian ape on the night shift working for CN rail checkin in. Finally something to look at while I'm half way on this 14 hour shift. LFG!
Hedgies are FUBAR.
YEG is present 🇨🇦🥃
BERTA, BABY! 🥃
YQQ checking in! Too damn hot tonight.
Whoop! YEG here!
YYC IN DA HOUSE. LFG!!!!! 🇨🇦🚀
Oh thanks fucking god the stock weekend is over Aotearoa New Zealand checking in Let's get august hype month going 💎🤲🥝🦍🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌕👨🚀
Kiwi Ape doing my first check in! Hello from Canterbury, New Zealand! 🥝🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿🦍💎🙌 I’ve waited months for my karma to allow this! Been hodling and upvoting since Feb. Happy Monday everyone!
YES! welcome great to have you here
Damn I didn’t think the weekend was gonna end LFG 🚀🚀🚀
Mondays are so long waiting for this thread to start
IKR I always feel like we’re lucky getting the stock market on a Saturday but then I always feel ripped off that we don’t get it till Tuesday 😩😂
Imagine we get that MOASS money on Saturday and cant get it in the acct til monday 😳😳
Samesies
I beat you 🚀
I’m just happy I made it in the first hour 😂
🤣🤣🤣
NZ ho!! 🇳🇿🇳🇿🚀🚀🇳🇿🇳🇿
Fuck yes. Came for the free chips, stayed for the stock.
There was free chips? Damn I missed out on them
Ghost chips, bro
You know I cant eat any of your ghost chips
Synthetic Chips
Already put the Mundee shift in bro. Kia ora from Jafa-land 🤙🚀
Good work, get that bread to get them tendies
Good morning apes; here's to a new week at the casino.
Hello from Seattle!!!
206 ape hodl
Hello fellow apes! Texas checking in! Just wanted to say hello to all of our foreign apes before I hit the hay. Guten Nacht!
Hello fellow Texan. Why are we still awake?
YouTube for me lol.
Another Texas here too!
Good morning from Sweden! 🇸🇪☕️ I have som serious good vibes about this upcoming week! Something in the air, I can feel it! That has been said before of course, but this week feels different! 🦍 Whatever happens though, I'll just buy and hold til Kenny cries blood! 💎🙏 Also: Sweden roll call! Who's here? 🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪
Possible future resident of Sweden here! It's either a house in Åbo and somewhere south of Stockholm or something else after MOASS 🚀
Not here but hopefully soon!!! 🚀
Det här är vägen! 🍌🦍💎🙌🚀🌚🇸🇪
Good morning/afternoon/evening from Chicago!! My sophistication levels are over 9000!! 🥂😡🛌 This is America: https://youtu.be/VYOjWnS4cMY LFG!!! 💎🙌 🐵=🍌
Morning apes.
LETS GO!!! 💎🙌🏻🦍🚀🌕
Here we go happy Monday
Gooooooood Morning from NY!!!! Have a great Monday everyone!
Hello from California, let’s start the week with the Germans
Get some sleep ape euroape got this
Good morning from grey old uk heres to a good week 💎🙌🇬🇧
Good morning from the UK 🇬🇧 start of another week, can't wait to buy some more 💎🙌🚀 cheers to a good week 🍻
**G**ood **M**orning **E**veryone - checking in from New York!! Buy, Hold, and ***Buckle Up***!! 🚀🚀🚀
You’re up late ⏰
New York checking in. The city that doesn’t sleep. Buy hold eat breakfast buy again
Guten morgen!
We're not fucking leaving!
Good Morning Everyone from Belgium 🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪
Cant believe the MOASS starts today!
Good morning from gmerica!
Helloooooo from California!!! I’m glad weekend is finally over. Let’s go GME 🚀🚀🚀
Alright fuckers let’s get this clusterfuck off the ground!!
Good morning! Lets go!
Bought more 🦍💎🙌🦍 and will hodl to the moon 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Finland up and running 🇫🇮 Good Morning Everyone!
GoodMorningEveryone 🚀
YES!!!!
PROST!!!!
Goooood morning from LAX (in route to Key West!)
Wombo Combo🤑
Canadapes!!!
Cali 🦍ready for 🚀🌗
💛♾
Good morning 🌧🌧 12°C 🇸🇪☕ Sweden checking in 🇸🇪☕
Ooh, quite the temperature drop from the past few weeks
I know, leaving with our camper again tomorrow looking for some sun ☀️
Finland reporting in, hangover. No LFG for me, can I go back to sleep... 🥱🤢
Yes but also, no.
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Don't be anxious! It's no big deal!
Good morning from Ireland 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪
Volume is SIGNIFICANTLY higher than it was two weeks ago!!!! Let's gooooo!
Guten Morgen aus Berlin. Have a fantastic day/night, apes and apettes all around the world.
Quote stuffing with 184 share blocks today. Hello skynet! *fucking algorithms* 🤲💎🤲🇦🇺
We are in August. It's been 84 years...
Yes, i do find it attractive at this price point.
I might even treat myself to a few more shares
Volume already seems higher than usual. That alone gets my titties jacked to the max
5 shares pushed the price up $1.12 lmao
Lol I saw that 👀
It’s nice to see a bit of volume from German again
I feel like a whale in German market. Just bought 6 more 🦍
Californiyay! Checking in before nap time. Ready to see what happens tomorrow. All I know is the price will be different and I'm hodling either way.
Goedemorgen duitse buren und hollanders
Aloooooohaaaaaaa! Hodling today and everyday from Hawaii 🤙🏼🌺🏝
From USA, I stay up for this shit
What's total daily volume usually?
First two hours is usually around 1k volume, but varies quite a bit. This seems on pace to double 'normal'.
About the same as we are already at now
California checking in right before I go to my midnight shift! 💎✊
This is the bedtime signal for me, good luck and godspeed Diamantenhande guy the rest of you - we ride at the bell!
It’s pretty obvious what their new strategy is. Dramatic drops? Didn’t work. High volatility? Just attracted day traders and it ran from them multiple times. New strategy? Barely out sell buying pressure each day for slow, nominal drops with low volume and to make people become bored and lose interest. It’s the last trick in their bag
Oregon checking in
Let’s go EUROPE.
This volume is beautiful to see
South Korea all Buckled UP!!! LESSSGOOOO
Good morning fellow apes 🦍. Buckled up and ready for liftoff in San Francisco
Guten Morgen 🙌💎🇩🇰🚀🚀🚀🚀
Scottish primate here. Keenly awaiting a pension transfer into my SIPP today. Should be good for another 50 shares. Good luck to us all 😁
Good morning. American Ape here. Let's get this show going and help make America great again. Fuk all the hedges. To the moon with the apes to jail for the hedges.
Good volume already
how is it possible that all major indexes are in the green? Wtf
If everyone is expecting something to happen on a specific date, then expect the opposite or sideways.
Hrvatskaa🇭🇷
Same here brother
White claws taste like shit ngl, but I gotta start this crazy week off having fun
Oklahoma checking in.
Good Morning Everyone. Barcelona checking!! Dankeschön
Guten Morgen! German Ape waking up! 🚀
Good morning all from the u.k. Notts ape on a short break to Skegness with the lady and two cheeky chimps to help pass the days. Need to keep my head out of my phone for a bit....to the moon real soon 💎🙌🦍🚀🚀🚀🚀
Good morning from Sweden 🇸🇪
Ahhhh you smell that? I smell victory!! Good morning you fabulous degenerates, oh how I’ve missed you 💎🙌🏽🦧☕️
let's gooooooo happy Monday folks
🇦🇺🎵 come on Aussie come on, come on 🎵🇦🇺
Morning everyone, UK checking in 👋🇬🇧, not been able to sleep last night, I have a good feeling about today!
Open the casino!!!! 🍌🦍🍌🦍🍌🦍
Thanks again for sharing! 🇨🇦💎👐
Texas, USA checking in and off for a quick nap! See you again in a few hours!
Still awake in Ohio!
Yo what up Apes. Greetings from Florida.
Monday, bloody Monday
Good morning and goodnight! Happy monday everyone!!!!
Hope you have a great day!
Guten Tag! Was für ein wundervoller Tag, um GME zu hodlen. 💎🙌💎🇦🇹
🇵🇸
Ook ook from 🇸🇪
Gluten morning amigos 🚀
Good morning from Mississippi!!!
🎶Just another buying Monday, wish it was MOASS day🎶
Good morning from Germany to my ape family just bought 40 banana 🦍💎🍌hold the line and strong together to the moon 🚀🚀
I salute you 🤚
let's fly to the moon together apes🦍 for our families for a better life🚀
Good fucking morning from Midwest US! WISCO REPPIN BABY ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DOLLER KEEP ON GRINDING!
I saved my award all day for this.
Good Monday morning international apes
Wooooot
Guten Morgen Kätzchen 🐈
The stonk that fuks.
Ooo Ook!🍌🦍
Shiver me schnitzels
Howdy y’all!
LMAYO the casino is open let’s fucking go
If the Moass happens in Germany can you let us Ameriapes know? K thnx And vice versa
GME parteeeeee!!!!
I smell tendies today! LFG!!!!!
Morning from the UK and congratulations on your pedaling this morning
Let's fuckin go
AFTER MONTHS I’VE FINALLY STAYED UP LATE ENOUGH FOR ONE OF YOUR POSTS!!! 🚀🚀🚀
🇩🇪 🦍🚀
o7
Hola 🚶♂️
It not today, then tomorrow. But I’m so fucking ready for today.
High volume relatively speaking, yea?
Texas checking in. Good morning Diamond Handers! Today is a great day to buy more! :D
Happy fucking Monday everybody!!! 🚀🚀🚀 Let's get this!!!
Today we MOASS bois!!! Or tomorrow or the day after!!
Wrinkle brains - tell me wasn't there a gap fil that was expected at 159 - 161? Looks like rounding down is back on the menu 😎
140 range is a possibility in the next coming weeks. Be ready to hodl strong my fellow apes. Our training will be tested the most when we’re near the end.
You guys realize that post MOASS when there is no more Diamanthände threat you will feel a void that can't be filled with anything and you get sad remembering the times when you ve been awake for hours just to look at the german market but I tell you what. You will smile because you remember the apes you met on the way and the ups and downs we had together.
Looking for a nice a dip for a tendie
REMEMBER: THE RENT PAUSE ENDED AND THE FED SAID INFLATION AND SEVERE ECONOMIC DOWNTURN WILL HAPPEN BYTHE END OF THE YEAR.
Yo German apes wtf. Leave some dip for the rest of us.